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krumpkin 25 days ago
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Ford Shelby AC - Cobra ( 1965 ) custom 馃槉馃槑
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echochambe33333rrrrrr 2 months ago
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ok hear me out real quick
two tboys invite their cis friend over and he breeds their soft boycunts. The tboys start frotting with the cum spilling out of their cunts and it makes a huge mess all over the bed while their friend kisses them all over their faces and their bodies and gives them sweet praises for taking him so well
yknow, guy stuff :)
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312cards 2 months ago
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Jim Palmer, 1967 Topps
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dirty-jack-off 4 months ago
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Re-post
Then message me which one you wanna see me use n you'll see
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utilitymonstergirl 1 year ago
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Please read Guy Stuff
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man-ifestation 10 months ago
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You're alright, you're doing well, keep going, everything is going to be okay. You got this.
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enigmaticolderdad 2 months ago
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czech-hunter-reject 9 months ago
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Sometimes when you have a penis and you pee standing up, the stream will start perfectly normal like this:
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But then out of the blue the stream suddenly does this shit:
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And it always leaves an absolute mess, and like, why on earth does your dick do that, that is so annoying.
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rifolas 3 months ago
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MY FELLOW MEN!!!
Reject the heresy you have been taught!
The lies which have been placed into your mind by fools and naves!
SHED YOUR PANTS FOR KILTZ ARE THE ANSWER!!!
For why would you wear a piece of clothing that covers your legs and groin as if you are not endowed with the vigor of a thousand beasts!!!
Say you may, "What of the legz? How for will i cover mine shin flesh?"
My fellow cock wielder, your shins are a beauty that you should feel no shame flaunting, your calves are pieces of living growing art!!!
However if you must walk through some brush or worry of some sort of bite, a pair of leggings may suffice.
There is as well a lesson from the femboys which we may learn, THE THIGH HIGH SOCKZ!!! keepz your toesiez warm.
Kiltz are the best form of male garment, often two large (sometimes detachable) pockets, tactical kilts that function as a form of battle stomach belt/rig, good ventilation and the breaking up of your outline so that you may sneak upon the brush and slay your target.
And! For my larger men! No chaffing of the thighs, good ventilation of the groin so no more swampy testiclez, AND thine handles of love shall not be a problem nor a sizing issue! For kiltz size by an inch above thine belly button!
You may even equip and unequip it much faster than any form of traditional pantaloonz! No more tired removal of your garments after a hard days work nor fiddling with your pants over your shoes for love making! You simply remove your garment like a pair of tear away pants!!!
AND NO MORE TEARING THE TAINT OF THY PANTS WHEN YOU BEND OVER!!!
Trust me, a fellow penis having person, you must try a kilt. It is very much so a worthy investment.
Also Scottish men wear them and like, they throw trees and shit so they're clearly onto something.
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onesaltyerik 7 months ago
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Sometimes I forget I'm a guy, and can just, do stereotypical guy stuff. Like invade the British Empire on horseback and be crowned king by some river lady throwing a sword at my face. Guy stuff.
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krumpkin 11 days ago
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Omega Speedmaster 馃槉
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casualtim2 1 year ago
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i think being a guy is so crazy because sometimes i actually get worried about if what im drawing/writing makes me look "gay"
sometimes a guy just wants to draw pretty pictures and write romance but instead sometimes ill go "this is gay" so i draw a car instead
the world wasnt built for men who are sensitive and romantic souls men should only think about WAR
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312cards 2 months ago
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Jerry Koosman, 1975 Topps
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dirty-jack-off 5 months ago
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Fun in DM's
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deadinarussianelevator 2 years ago
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The being normal is slipping guys.
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