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basingstokemercury · 8 months ago

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Mathematician warlock who was chosen by the occult against his will and is very grumpy about it (doesn't help that maths probably isn't too well-known in most corners of D&Dland)

"Ooh, you're drawing all those weird symbols! Are you communing with your eldritch patron?" "No. I'm proving the Theorema Egregium." "What a beautifully mysterious sound! The being which conferred its power on you has quite the way with words!" "...It's a geometrical theorem. It deals with curvature and its relation to how surfaces are embedded in space." "It's amazing how you can understand all those strange mind-bending words and concepts!" "🤦🏻‍♂️"

#maybe I'll play him sometime #to make things worse he's a very striking-looking tiefling #guy just wants to do geometry but nooo everyone thinks he looks creepy #also there's his devil father stalking him and a horrifying being from the Far Realm empowering him for some dark purpose #it's really quite vexing #at least his wife understands somewhat having been raised by a dragon who 'hoarded' humanoid children and still thinks he owns her

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