#guy farting

[theleomarspt2]

Farting Bodybuilder

[kipercrow]

Level Up Fart Scene

@portmantofu found a scene I've been looking for for so long! It's from a CN Real show Level Up

[sleepincrow]

someone hear me out on whipped emperor!geto and concubine!reader who was offered by her family.

the thing is youre a little clever one!

emperor suguru isnt one to usually copulate with his concubines. its really only something he 'keeps' if plans change. now, normally the man would refuse the offer but you were quite the present.

cursing out your family, you werent trying to seduce him. suguru admires your dedication to making your relatives look as bad as possible in front of the high-class.

of course, to the public's surprise, he accepted you into his palace—something you yourself werent exactly fond of.

at first, you didnt try to defy him, in fear of being beheaded by the court. you were quiet and curious, your eyes often drifting to the greenery in his garden. he treated you well, too. he laid out many books for you to read and fed you.

you'd narrow your eyes at him. it's only normal since all you can think about is how cunning and filthy this man might be. youre defensive and well-equipped with a smart mouth.

slowly, much to his dismay, you grew more defiant, often cursing out his guards and locking yourself in your room like a troubled teen. suguru would frown and knock at your door, hoping you'd come out to have dinner again, maybe even talk amongst the various flowers in his field.

its not like you hate him. maybe a little. you hate why youre here in the first place, pissed off that youre actually developing feelings for the emperor. the thought alone makes you want to throw the fat book on your desk out the window.

your behaviour only worries him more. his face expressing deep concern for his concubine, something many of the servants envied. they didnt dare to try and test you, though. they know because the first one who did was immediately harassed by your strong, hurtful words, which suguru overheard and beheaded the man.

but suguru isnt fazed by your antics. he understands, after all. all he can do is coo out 'baby' and 'princess' because he just wants to take care of you! is that so bad?

"come and eat with me, princess, please? you havent touched your food." he pleads softly like a woman weeping for her husband who's forced to go to war. he wants you to feel safe with him.

its cute really, how much you try to push him away, yelling out frantic and angry statements which he only raises a hand and waves away while trying to get you to rest against his arms.

the first time he hugs you, there was a war between the side that wanted to push him off, maybe even bite him in resistance, and the side that smelled his sweet vanilla and lavender essence, padded on his black cloth. the warmth he offered kept you against his chest as he tells you just how much he loves you.

so come stay in his arms, yeah?

[heatherskept]

frolicking in da fields with the bff

[mr-megaphone]

my lame take on shattered glass tfp starscream

[krazieka2]

Moving some misc doodles from my Twitter over here!

[paimt]

you know relationship drama in teufort goes crazy

[stinkyboiii]

When they're sitting on your face after a long day just resting and doing some other stuff to relax, just sitting with your nose against their shithole or even better, your tounge in it, and they start to casually talk about how dirty their hole must be and why and describe to you very precisely everything they ate during the day, how gassy it made them and how they were holding it all in the whole day cause It's so nasty and what exacly is happening in their tummy, while all you can do is lay there, listen and blush and try not to whimper or do other embarrassing stuff, knowing they're about to start letting it out in no time.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[lardtub]

hi guys i drew the terrified the fart named clown or whatever

[theleomarspt2]

Twt: @/eightpack420

OF: @/sixpack_420

DF: @/Eightpack

[valcaine]

eat your friends

[theandato]

and they say romance is dead

[mr-megaphone]

AAAAAHH!

[elodieunderglass]

Bill, Bren, & Blaw - I'm surprised they're not collectively known as "The B-sides"

(in reference to original character Killie's father, uncle and aunt.)

That's a great idea, I bet they could've been in their wild youth. They were definitely inseparable.

there's no bond on earth like siblings who murder a guy and cover it up together.

[phibsies]

deadbeat ras and his beerfetching son

[stinkyboiii]

Imagine you're on a party of some kind, maybe with your friends and their friends. Everyone is quite drunk after some time and they get a 'silly' idea of tormenting you a little, you who doesn't drink that much and often refuses to take part in their bullshit. Someone there knows about the kinks you keep in secret and they told others, who come up with an idea.

When they ask you to play truth or dare with them you think nothing of it, even when they seem to be really focused on getting you to pick dare... Which you have to do, eventually. The dare is deliberately vauge, like 'let someone dress you in whatever they want'... But it doesn't sound too bad.. Right?

Well, turns out you underestimated the strength a whole group of people would hold. Fast forward 15 minutes you're dressed in nothing but some kind of gag that keeps your mouth and nose spread wide open, a collar and a leash.. Maybe some underwear, if they felt nice. You're being passed around the room like a pet, shoved from one ass right to another as they empty their farts into you like it's the funniest thing they've ever seem - teasing and cooing at you, not that you can hear it that well anymore, you feel yourself getting light-headed from all the stinky air and how quick they're passing your around. If you begin to drift off, they make sure to give you some slaps and strong farts right up your nose so you stay with them and don't ruin their fun. As time passes, you become quite mindless... Maybe there's a camera pointed at you, you honestly can't tell after what they've reduced you to... But you doubt you'll ever hear the end of it.