#gum’s rocking it tho

[shrimp-and-rice]

A bit if an older drawing but it seemed worth posting if i havent done so already!! Gum wearing an áo dài :)

[lunas-side-anime-blog]

Modern College Student/BF Eren Yeager Headcanons

Armin version: HERE

Changed his major so. many. times.

Tried premed bc of his dad but then realized he had to take a lot of math and was like “lol no”

Was a business major for a bit but he didn’t have enough tact or strategy so dropped that pretty quick

Philosophy was next but he has such black and white way of thinking, he always got into arguments with the professors

Ethics was ruled out after like a week bc of…well, obvious reasons

Joined Armin’s major for like a month but it took so much studying and memory that he quit

Tried psych with Mikasa but yeah every teacher kept telling him to go to therapy??? And he was like “no thank you.”

Eventually i think he will land in something like sport communication or management, bc the competition really gets him fired up and he’s only good at something if he’s passionate about it

also feel like he’d be a college athlete with some scholarships so yeah, it makes sense

Not a great student tbh

Type of bitch to say “c’s get degrees.”

Really its only his public speaking skills that are keeping his grade afloat bc his presentations are sooo hype and get the class all inspired n shit

His essays and quizzes tho? Yeah, not so good

Bad at attending classes too, for sure will be like “srry my grandma died.”

And the teacher is just like “you’ve used that excuse already?twice??"

And hes just like “ugh fine you got me, I was tired and hungover”

Def tried to join a frat but Armin and Mikasa threatened to not be friends with him 

Still hangs with the frat boys a lot and is always partying with them

Pregames wayyy too hard tho, wasted before the party even starts

Unironically dances to lmfao and pitbull at college parties like “party rockers” is his fucking jam

Casual pothead, has a bong he def like nicknamed the “titan” cuz it’s so fucking huge

Will share his stash with you but like next time you got alc or bud just know he’s hitting that shit

High Eren is just really philosophical about freedom but with the munchies

Diet consists of instant ramen, mcdonalds and box mac n cheese, probably alot of redulls too

Thank god he’s athletic w a high metabolism 

Is fucking rocking the man bun and will fight you if you say otherwise

Games often with Jean, Conny and Sasha

Rage quits all the time and yes, Jean has recorded most of them for blackmail

Still uses snapchat streaks and will be so salty if one of his friends broke it

“You know nothing of loyalty. It’s one snap a day! How fucking hard was that?”  

Smells like irish spring body wash, old spice deodorant and weed

Also mint? I feel like he’s always chewing gum

One of those smokers who think he can just splash cold water on his face and chew on some gum and it wouldn’t be obvious that he’s high af

Carmex lip balm is the only slightly self care item he owns

Really into anime, loves the boss fights

I feel like he’d really like Naruto, Demon Slayer, Bnha or jojo’s bizarre adventure

You know anything with a lot of fights or training 

Ppl say he’d like Deathnote bc light but honestly I think he would get lost with all the twists and be like “why tf aren’t ppl just punching each other???”

Loves rap if he’s feeling good or screamo if he’s angry, like there's no in between lmao 

For sure listens to his music way too loud even with air pods

“Max volume isn’t enough, I wanna fuck the song” type of dude

I feel like him and Conny at one point prob tried to make a youtube channel where they like react to stuff 

Jean is the top commenter…..too bad it’s hate comments lol

Is one of those guys who has such a high body temp that even if it’s like december and snowing out, he’s still in basketball shorts and a short sleeve shirt 

Progressive bc Armin taught him how sex doesn’t equal gender, and pronouns are to be respected

Still a dick tho

“He’s such a fucking- wait hold up what are your pronouns?  They? K cool was just gonna talk shit about you but wanted to be respectful about it, thanks.”  goes back to his other conversation like, “They are such a fucking worthless cunt.”

As your bf

Probably met off tinder or something bc he is just a fuckboy looking to get his dick wet

But after fucking he just keeps hanging out with you? Or like if u get ur period or don't feel like sex he’s like, “it’s okay we can just watch a movie or something😀”

So ur not quite sure if you guys are fuckbuddies or not?

It becomes kinda obvious tho if he like ever sees you with another guy and gets all up in his face like “wtf are u doing with my girl/boy?”

U guys don’t have a clear anniversary bc he never asked u to be his, it was just kinda silently agreed upon?

Clingy lil bitch after sex like will follow u to the bathroom if u let him

Needs to shower with you, otherwise you both aint showering cuz he will turn off the water 

“Now we both stinky, bitch.”

Gives me the vibe of a guy who learned sex stuff thru porn

He goes really hard, fast and will put you in crazy positions

If u have a vagina you prob will have to like teach him about clit stimulation and literally take his hand and lead it there, he’s a fast learner though 

Will pull your hair but if you dare pull his?

He'll flip you over and spank you 

Wants sooo bad to be called daddy, up to you though if u wanna call him that but you can tell he tries to lead you to say it sometimes

Not really controlling or anything, actually loves an independent partner who has their own goals 

Is insanely jealous though, the only time he’s all up on you is if he thinks another guy is trying to get on you

If you fight tbh I think Eren can be a lil brat but I think he always has a time limit 

Like..he’s the type of guy that has about three days in him of being an asshole or being in silent treatment mode before he just breaks and knocks on your door begging for forgiveness

A little toxic but again, more so about others than actually controlling you

The type to start a fight in your insta comments if anyone other than him or your besties call you hot

Will try to be cool and say “wear whatever you want, I can fight”

And he will but like will he also cry later? Yes. 

Dates with him aren’t really dates? I think his love language is quality time so he’s the type to just try to hang out and make everything a lil “date”

Lots of late night car rides where you guys just talk and share songs (also car sex if ur up to it), lazy days where you two watch movies and cuddle in bed, also I think he’s the type of bf to try to tag along with you everywhere you go and offer to get you food afterwards

Only for like birthdays or anniversaires will he try to take you out for a fancy dinner, even then you might have to drop hints that you want a nice date bc honestly he’s totally okay getting mdconalds with you and pigging out

Overall he’s kinda a scary dog privellage as a boyfriend

Whose mainly all bark and no bite

(mostly)

Fav nicknames: Babe, babygir/babyboy, sexy, shortie 

Songs that fit the vibe: 505 by Arctic Monkeys, Cherry Waves by Deftones, Daddy Issues by the Neighbourhood

“I’d probably still adore you wth your hands around my neck”

“I’ll swim down with you, is that what you want?” 

“I tell you that I’m thinking about, whatever you’re thinking about”

[fallen5t4r]

How I Perceive James Potter + Headcanons

Appearance:

ೃ࿔₊• | The most defined dimples ever

ೃ࿔₊• | Has a beauty spot under his eye (it’s one of his favourite features abt him)

ೃ࿔₊• | Hit his growth spurt before most of the other guys and gradually became one of the tallest guys but then the others hit their growth spurt and was no longer the tallest

ೃ࿔₊• | Smiles so big you see his gums

ೃ࿔₊• | Has the fullest eyebrows - his mum taught him how to thread and shape them

ೃ࿔₊• | His hair is long enough to touch his neck - he went through a phase where his parents would buzz his hair bc it was so hard to manage so now that they don’t he’s really attached to it

Personality

ೃ࿔₊• | The kind of popular kid you just can’t hate - teachers hate him only bc he distracts the class but they genuinely love him as a person

ೃ࿔₊• | He’s just happy to be here tbh

ೃ࿔₊• | Peacekeeper who puts so much unnecessary stress on himself trying to solve everyone else’s problems

ೃ࿔₊• | Can not say no to somebody for the life of him

ೃ࿔₊• | Has a super strong moral compass which sometimes overrules his logical thinking - thinks before he acts

ೃ࿔₊• | The most hopeless romantic

ೃ࿔₊• | Believes in soul mates

Music Taste

70s

ೃ࿔₊• | The Clash - lives for Rock the Casbah and Should I Stay or Should I Go (it’s popular for a reason)

ೃ࿔₊• | The Beatles

ೃ࿔₊• | Cher - he’s a sucker for soul bearing songs and pop in general, the dark lady album is his shit

Modern

ೃ࿔₊• | Boyz 2 Men

ೃ࿔₊• | One Direction - he was a WRECK when Zayn left

ೃ࿔₊• | The Strokes

ೃ࿔₊• | Backstreet Boys - I want it That Way is his go to karaoke song, black and blue is his favourite album but millennium is a close second he’ll say he loves every album if you ask him to pick a fav

Style

70s

ೃ࿔₊• | Lived in one specific pair of jeans because lily taught him how to embroider a small sun at the bottom of the left leg

ೃ࿔₊• | Beatle boots during the school year- he loved how platform boots looked but realistically he would’ve broken his ankles trying to walk in them, he’d never admit that last part publicly tho

ೃ࿔₊• | Polo shirts

Modern

ೃ࿔₊• | Jorts that go past his knees

ೃ࿔₊• | Was against socks showing out of shoes but now he loves it and feels weird when you can’t see his socks

ೃ࿔₊• | Because of the above he wears the randomest socks that say stuff like “dino-myte” with a bunch of dinosaurs and just random colours

ೃ࿔₊• | Lives eats breathes the sandwich method

ೃ࿔₊• | Does daily fit checks

Relationships

Romantic

ೃ࿔₊• | Lily - is the Agape type of love meaning it is unconditional, the purest form of love based off mutual care and compassion, it is a love that makes you want to put this person before yourself it is selfless and goes beyond physical wants

ೃ࿔₊• | Regulus - is the Pragma type of love meaning practical in greek, a long lasting love that has been built and will continue on patience and understanding, a willingness to grow both as a pair and an individual, less like a blind love and more conscious.

Platonic

ೃ࿔₊• | Sirius - Philia and Storge type of love, a combination of admiration between friends harboured over the years and the unconditional love of family, both born from consistent presence in one’s life overcoming the joys, sorrows, failures and successes and still remaining a life buoy in one’s grand ses of life

More Headcanons

ೃ࿔₊• | His mum is guatemalan and his dad is pakistani and they speak a combination of spanish and punjabi at home

ೃ࿔₊• | At some point went to sleep under the invisibility cloak and his parents almost tore the house apart trying to find him in the morning

ೃ࿔₊• | He cried when iron man died in avengers end game and still hasn’t moved on

ೃ࿔₊• | Posts everything on instagram for memories

ೃ࿔₊• | Goated at fortnite

ೃ࿔₊• | Keep this guy away from a dance floor because he is about to out serve everyone

ೃ࿔₊• | Whenever he got a question wrong in class he’d whip out the “english isn’t my first language” card knowing full well all languages he speaks are equally fucked

ೃ࿔₊• | stopped doing the above, when a teacher proceeded to ask a follow up question in spanish, which he also answered wrong

[tang3r1n]

here’s my list of anime dudes and chicks who’d fuck with eating ass and why;

(tw, i allude to dark subjects at some points, please be cautious and keep yourself and your mind safe <3)

animes; one piece, jjk, mha, aot

sanji— he’d be weird abt it, too loud, too wet, too gross abt it, idk man he’d be NEEEAAASSSTY.

zoro— not weird but he’d be like…so in love with your ass. like you gotta beg him to touch your clit cause he’s so focused on ur booty

law— hrrngh. hnnngfh- mmmmph.. love him. anyways, another one obsessed with ass but he’d be that sleaze who licks from your clit to asshole. like he edges you by just licking long stripes from one hole to the other reeeaalll slow. fingerbangs you like a MOTHER FUCKER while eating ur ass tho, like the kinda fast that looks like it hurts but feels fucking fantastic

luffy— obviously. no duh. no shit. he’s feral with it, but like law he switches between pussy and ass.. okay wait nvm he leans towards ur ass more imo, more stuff to actually ingest ig

doffy— he doesn’t wanna admit that he’s so fucking into ass, like the sight of a lil booty hole and he’s rock fucking hard, so he makes it a humiliation thing. like he’s making you feel pathetic and horrible for cumming from your ass like his dick isn’t sore as fuck and he’s cumming dry.

i really wanna say shanks. i really wanna fucking say shanks…. i’m saying shanks. he’d be lazy abt it tho, mainly eats you out to get your ready for his dick ngl, more of an ass fucker than an ass eater.

KIDD. KIDD. ON GOD. he’d be like doffy except he’s open abt LOVING ass AND humiliating you. he’s so fucking mean and on his knees slurping and sucking and fucking. deco loves biting your ass so hard you bleed. he’d fuck dry. yes he would.

hrrngk- nami<3– yall i have a PHAT crush on nami.. obsessed with her being obsessed over her bestie. anyways. FUCK. GOD. she’ll never fucking tell you abt it, never ever, but you can always feel her thumbs twitching near your lil pucker when she goes down on you, BIIIGGG into spanking tho. bitch leaves marks through jeans.

gojo— it’s gojo satoru, of course he’s into ass. he is THE man. THE MAN. he’s gonna eat ass, he’s gonna eat pussy, he’s gonna cum in ur mouth and make out, he’s gonna cum in your holes and eat it out. nasty mf with nasty desires.

g-..hm..yeah geto— he’d also be a humiliator. he doesn’t REALLY like ass all that much, doesn’t mind it, BUT.. it upsets you, makes you all teary and squirmy and he DOES like that. spanks so hard you welt <3

sukuna— fuck off you know why. i-i don’t have to say anything, ITS SUKUNA

mommy— I MEAN SHOKO— big bad mommy dom who makes you eat her ass then shoved all kinds of shit in your holes <3 loves doctor play and ‘taking your temp’ the old fashioned way <3 (god spit on me…)

aizawa— UUUUGGGHHHH :( i feel like he’s one of those men who loves fucking ass more than pussy, yknow? he’ll shove a vibe up there, turn it on full blast, and make you sit on his face while he eats you out and fingers ur pussy <3 a true gentleman who cums hands free when you squirt on his face and squeal then draws you a bath <33

fat gum— too easy. too fucking easy, gang he’s another everything man, loves it all.

ende-hm. en. hm. lemme sit on it for a second.

HOLY SHIT DABI— oh such an ass fucker, such an ass eater. he likes it for the taboo, naughty, gross aspect of it. the more you hate it the more he adores it. OH LORD he’d burn lil hearts on your ass so you couldn’t sit, make you lay face down and naked so he can eat your ass out while you’re ‘healing’ (he’s gonna do it again when they’ve scarred over.)

MIDNIGHT.— shes an either-or. she’ll let you choose which she eats out but both holes WILL be stuffed.

miruko— ofc dude. like. ofc. she’s got this carrot dildo you see, BABE JUST HEAR HER OUT PLEASE JUST LISTE—

eren mf yeager, BOTH yeager brothers— zeke is just an ass man, nothing really weird, just loves bootyhole. EREN NOW. eren’s like sanji. like literally so fucking loud and so fucking annoying and so fucking GROSS. there spit and lube everywhere, he’s drenched, whined and cries when you don’t let him fuck ur ass

jean(?)— also cried when you don’t let him go through the backdoor:( he’s such a crybaby, fucking your pussy so hard you can’t breathe while his thumbs are both hooked in your ass, i bet that’d feel weird as fuck cause he uses them to pull you back in.

hange— another obvious gross one. they’d be..so hot with it. god. i love team ‘girlcock hange’ btdubs. they’re the kind to finger you while DEMOLISHING your ass, spitting on ur pussy and rubbing your clit to tight and fast you’re dizzy all while they try and dig their dick deep enough to punch your gut.

GOD I WANNA SAY FUCKING REINER BUT I DONT THINK HES REALLY INTO IT :(

yknow who is??

endeavor, i decided he’d be an ass fucker. ooohh yeeeaaahhh… he’s not weird abt it, but the SSSSECOND you say you wanna get your ass ate he’s tossing you on the bed and ripping off your pants. a snogger, shoves his face ALL up in there <3 another one who SPANKS AND SLAPS AND SPITS AND BITES. he’d be like hange, fucking the shit out of your ass with his.. yknow those like, big logs of ground beef you can buy at stores? enji, anyways, and he’s finger blasting ur cunt with two fingers cause they’re big enough that if he fisted you he’d prolly fucking kill you.

k done. can you tell i’ve discovered a new kink guys?????

I HIT THE TAG LIMIT LMFAO

[jennay]

Misunderstood

Request:

I wanna request rory culkin in lords of chaos being in his record shop and seeing a not so normal customer for such a shop, he sees a pretty girl wearing her pretty mini sundress having her cute makeup and hair done, she looks all dolled-up ykyk. she basically goes there to buy something for her brother but she's so not into it, she so shy and "scared" to go there but she eventually does it and like euro kinda finds it adorable even tho everyone there is teasing her (AH IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE LMAO, I just need fluff and cuteness and yk maybe a little spicy teasing IDK HEHEHE! hope u have a great day!!!)

Master List

An: I Hope this is what you wanted!

Words: 1700

Warnings: None. Maybe shit talking?

Shivers ran down your spine as you walked down the dark, dirty street. Why your brother thought it was a good idea to send you to this part of town was beyond you. You understood his foot was broken and needed someone to run errands for him, but you didn't belong with the people he associated with. You weren't into death metal, didn't wear all black, and you definitely didn't rage against the machine. You were quite the opposite. You enjoyed your colorful wardrobe and bubbly music and were more of a rule follower. You NEVER got in trouble or put yourself in a bad situation.

You had heard rumors about the record store and its owner. Some said he was a cult leader who performed rituals in the basement. Others said he was a serial killer who lured unsuspecting customers into his trap. Others said he was a vampire who fed on the blood of young girls like you. He wasn't twenty-five, but innocent people's blood kept him youthful.

Of course, you didn't believe those stories, but you still felt uneasy as you approached the store. It looked like a rundown shack, with faded posters and graffiti covering the windows. The neon sign flickered and buzzed, spelling out "Rock 'n' Roll Heaven." You wondered if that was meant to be ironic or ominous.

You pushed open the door and stepped inside. The smell of dust and mold hit you like a wave. You saw rows of shelves filled with records, tapes, and magazines. You also saw posters of rock stars and bands, some of who you recognized and others you didn't. The place was dimly lit by a few lamps and a jukebox that played an old song you couldn't name. Where the hell did you step into?

You walked along the aisles, scanning the labels and covers. You could feel a few different sets of eyes on you, and you tried to keep your head down but glanced up a few times with an awkward smile, hoping they didn't come toward you.

One man stood at the counter pretending to read a magazine, but his eyes would flick to you. He'd nudge his buddy and whisper something you couldn't hear, making you anxious.

"Sweetheart. I think you stepped into the wrong place." One of them says, staring at you. "You need to go to the record store on Broadwater. They have all that bubble gum pop shit you're probably looking for." You notice his piercing blue eyes carving into your soul, and you try to look away, but it's a trance. His long black hair hangs in his face, and deep down inside, you want to remark how he should stop wearing women's clothing and grow up, but the rumor of him eating people comes back to your mind, and you keep your mouth shut.

You find the name of the band your brother had mentioned, and there are several different pieces of vinyl, each from a different year. Why didn't he tell you the name?

"Do you not talk?" Another one calls from the counter.

You look up at him again, blushing, "I do. I'm just looking for something, and I'll be out of here." Your eyes return to the records, and you grab the newest one. Your brother was a collector, and it was more than likely he wanted the more recent item.

You hear his footsteps walking around the counter, and just to your luck, the bigger one is coming toward you. The one who looks like he might attack you.

He walks up to you with a smirk on his face, holding a cigarette in his hand. He blows smoke in your direction, making you cough. He looks at the record you're holding and snorts. "You're kidding me. You're buying this crap?" He grabs the record from your hand and examines it. "This is their latest album. It's garbage. They sold out to the mainstream. They lost their edge. They used to be good back in the day." He points to another record on the shelf. "This is their first album. This is where it all started. This is real music." He hands it to you and takes back the one you had chosen. "Trust me, kid. You'll thank me later." He winks at you and returns to the counter, leaving you speechless and confused.

Kid? You weren't a child.

You cautiously walk to the counter, noticing two of the three men sitting in the corner watching some gory horror movie, and you do your best not to make a face at it.

You try to play it cool like you weren't in your favorite red and white sundress that you'd just bought, you weren't wearing the cutest sandals you'd ever seen, or you didn't get dolled up for the day knowing where you were going.

You tried to ignore the stares and whispers of the other customers, who looked at you like you were an alien. But you knew you couldn't fool anyone.

"You're brave walking in here looking like that. You look like you got lost on your way to the Barbie convention." He sounds playful, but you'd be lying if you said it didn't hurt your feelings.

You bite your lip, wishing he would just tell you how much you owe him, but he seems amused with you and taking his time. He grabs the record with a smirk and taps on the cash register.

He looks at you with a mock surprise and says, "That'll be a hundred bucks, please." He chuckles and adds, "Just kidding. It's only twenty. But I'll take a hundred if you want to tip me for my excellent service." He winks at you and holds his hand, waiting for your payment.

Your eyes deaden at his joke; you don't find him amusing. He hands you the record, still smiling as you walk away from him.

"Hey, I'm gonna take a smoke break." He tells the others and follows behind you. Was he following you?

Part of Euronymous felt guilty for the way he was acting. He didn't want to admit it, but that was his best attempt at flirting, and he failed miserably. "Hey, wait up." He says, catching you before you cross the street.

You stop, looking back for a second before you sigh and drop your shoulders, "Why so you can continue to be an asshole to me?"

He runs his fingers through his hair, holding his cigarette to his lips. "I wasn't. I didn't…Look, I think your style's cool. I, uh, I don't know how to talk to pretty girls." He admits.

Your brows scrunch together with confusion; you aren't sure what his game plan is. "I'm not really into Satanists or cult leaders, so you don't have to waste your time apologizing to me or trying to make me feel better about myself. I think you're tacky, just like your store."

He looks hurt by your words, but he doesn't give up. "Well, I'm neither of those things." He pulls his cigarette from his lips, "This is weird and I know this is weird, because I'm weird, but, let me at least walk you to your car. It's getting late and I'd feel like a shithead if something happened to you."

You hesitate, not sure if you should trust him or not. He doesn't look like a bad guy, just a misunderstood one. But you've heard stories about people like him, who pretend to be friendly and turn out to be monsters. You don't want to be another victim. "I'm walking to my brother's house, and I'd prefer you not to know where I stay." You tell him, but part of you wants to take his offer. It's creepy at night, and you have no way to protect yourself if something was to happen.

He remains quiet, watching you rethink what you just told him. Why did you tell him that? He could easily follow you and find out where you live. You curse yourself for being so stupid. "If I let you walk me home, promise not to stalk me?" You ask him, hoping he's not lying.

His laughter rings in your ears, "I won't stalk you. Between my band and owning the shop, I don't have time to stalk anyone plus, if you want to see me, you know where I work." He playfully winks. "Come on, let's go. I promise I'll behave." He smiles at you with a charming grin that makes your heart flutter. You wonder if he's as bad as you thought or just a lonely soul looking for company. You decide to give, hoping you won't regret it later.

You make small talk, asking him about his band. He tells you that his band is called Mayhem and plays black metal, an extreme and controversial music genre.

"I'm glad you came in today. I know it can be a bit over the top, and I'd be lying if I said we weren't being judgemental dicks." He laughs, his eyes dart to you nervously, waiting for your response, but you continue to watch the sidewalk. "I hope part of you doesn't believe I'm what everyone says."

You tilt your head up, looking at him with curiosity. You wonder why your opinion would matter. "I think you're misunderstood but you kind of like it that way."

He shrugs and takes a drag from his cigarette. "I do enjoy being a rebel and an outcast. I like making people uncomfortable it's entertaining to see how fearful people are." He exhales the smoke and looks at you with a smirk. "But maybe I also like surprising people and showing them that I'm not a monster. Maybe I like being normal and human."

"You know, nice doesn't look bad on you. You should try it more often." You're able to genuinely smile at him this time. "Well," You say, stopping in front of the apartment doors. "This is it." You don't know how to end this interaction. It's not like this was a date or a friendship.

He nods, "Alright, I'll see you around?"

You shrug with a playful smile as you open the door, "Maybe."

He throws his hands in the air as he walks away from you, "I'll take it!" He says, his voice full of excitement. He looks back at you and gives you a thumbs-up, making you laugh, and he disappears into the night, leaving you with a story to amuse your brother with and a memory that might make you return to the 'scariest' record store in town.

[devilsrecreation]

we've talked about this before, but i wondered if you had any ideas of what would happen if the outlanders went on a roadtrip in a zootopia/human au? :3

OHMYGODDDDDD SPINNY HI :3

Tbh I honestly can’t remember when we talked about an Outlander road trip but I DO have ideas!

I’m guessing it all depends on which Outlanders are going. It’s chaotic every way tho fjfhfh

The destination: The Tree of Life

Jasiri would obviously be the one driving while Reirei rides shotgun

Janja, Kiburi, and Mzingo are riding in the back….that’s gonna be fun. Janja DEFINITELY isn’t gonna annoy the fuck out of everyone hfhfhf

Shupavu and Njano are there too cuz they don’t take up much space (if it’s the Zootopia AU, if it’s a human au then they have the third row to themselves)

Kenge drives the skinks and Sumu on their road trip. It’s fine until some asshole cuts him off and he gets road rage

Kiburi’s mostly keeping himself busy by looking out the window or listening to rap music

When the car runs low on gas, everyone plays rock, paper, scissors to determine who gets to fill the car up (nobody wants to do it). Reirei loses and she has to witness the boys either being smug (Mzingo) or laughing and flipping her off (Janja and Kiburi)

Janja’s fun doesn’t last long since Jasiri tells him to buy everyone snacks. It’s mostly candy and beef jerky for Kiburi. Shupavu and Njano only get one measly pack of gum and nothing else

At some point, the skinks take an interesting picture of Janja sleeping on Kiburi’s lap like a pillow

For a croc road trip, Tamka and Neema are the one in a weird position. You could mistake them for a sleeping couple hfgfvfgf

Nduli and Cheezi are in their own world while everyone else is arguing. They’re just happy to be here

At the most inconvenient time, Njano has to pee. Same goes for Chungu, Goigoi, and Tamka 😭

Mzingo’s phone has the GPS plus he knows a couple shortcuts here and there so he’s very useful

Unfortunately they forget him at a gas station and it takes them like an hour to realize it. Dw they go back for him

On a hyena road trip, Janja “accidentally” forgets Nne and Tano at the gas station. With the crocs, they almost forget Neema. Jackals? It’s poor Goigoi. The skinks THINK they forgot either Nyeusi or Sumu but it turns out they just moved to the trunk lol

Lots of arguing happening no matter which Outlanders are on the trip

When everything’s quiet, Janja turns around out of curiosity and catches Shupavu and Njano making out (nothing NSFW just kissing)

Jasiri’s eyes start to droop a bit but is woken up by death metal on max volume (thanks, Janja lmao. Reirei was just gonna yell but that works too)

If it’s just Janja, Reirei, and Kiburi on the trip, then it’s like this

Constant fighting over music. Jasiri plays pop music, but Janja changes it to a rock and roll station, which is changed to country by Reirei, then classical/opera(?) by Mzingo, then rap/hip hop by Kiburi. In the end they all jam to “What is Love” along with the head bopping thing lmaoooo

Thank god the trip is a win and everyone has a good time!….until the ride home where everyone starts arguing again

[cinghialefedele]

Tesla shudders, shakes his head, a reflexive attempt to keep his wits about him as he can feel drunkenness take him. Still, he sips again.

"Sweeter... got it. I can snag somethin' sweeter, next time, no problem." A slow, firm nod. If nabbing all this whiskey was a cinch, then sweeter drinks should be just as easy.

He watches Nnoitra drink, staring a bit too long at the glass at his lips, finally blinking when he's questioned, "Oh! Ah, yessir, a hangover. I dunno if drinkin' this much jag juice is enough to fuck me up in the morning, but we'll see! Almost done with this first bottle..."

A slow blink, and he looks from the bottle he has, up to Nnoitra, raising a brow.

"You'd get a real laugh outta that, huh? Me, hungover? You ever get fucked up on alcohol?"

“I’ve never claimed to be mature in any manner of the word, My Lord.” He chuckles, shrugging at how he’d be the one to clean up the hypothetical mess. It is how it is!

“How about you just don’t kick me while I’m drunk and we won’t have to be bothered with any of that!”

By far, Tesla would be intoxicated far faster than his master, and despite the risks and himself, he continues drinking in some vain attempt to keep up. Part of him also hopes that the alcohol will make him more fun to be around, this insecurity of being seen as too uptight, too subservient, too boring, not fun to be around. Another swig. A pause. One more for good measure. The whiskey is good. Very good.

“I wonder if I should get other kinds of alcohol if we ever do this, again…”

[uvobreakmylegs]

Just read Between a Rock and a Hard Place. So good! I loved it!

I have some thoughts/questions! Do you think Chrollo would ever come to the conclusion of Hisoka on his own? Bc I know he’s smart, I just wonder if it would ever naturally come to him mind without being told.

Also while I don’t think that Chrollo would ever trust Hisoka enough to ever ask for his help looking especially bc bungee gum would not be helpful in their situation like the others in the troupe. I do think it would be a very Hisoka thing to offer to help look knowing exactly where reader is lol almost something he would take delight in!

ah thank you!!!😊😊😊

I don't think Chrollo coming to that conclusion on his own is outside of the realm of possibility, but I think it'd be more likely that Chrollo could figure it out if, say, he happened to see some security footage from that night that features a man who looked suspiciously similar to Hisoka. combined with him not always knowing what Hisoka is doing outside of the troupe and the fact that Hisoka has seen reader once before, he would definitely put the pieces together just from knowing that Hisoka happened to be on the train that night, I think

idk that Hisoka would be asked to assist in that search. tho I could see Hisoka staring at Chrollo at the next troupe meeting like:

curious to see how Chrollo is behaving after X amount of days since his darling went missing

[newvegascowboy]

could you drop the movie list (preferably in the order youre watching them in). asking because i really dont know anything about xmen but i want to 1) know more 2) look at logan. thankyou!

Omfg ive been watching them crazy out of order with literally no rhyme or reason💀 the actual order ive watched them in was

-xmen

- xmen origins: wolverine

- xmen - days of future past

- x2

Ive never actually seen apocalypse or dark Phoenix so those are next, maybe after i watch first class because i really like that one. Im not a huge comic fan so idk how any of the movies hold up against the comics. All i know is that comic!Logan is a short king.

For an actual movie order, chronologically:

- xmen first class (this movie actually rocks and ill die on that hill)

- og xmen trilogy

- xmen: days of future last (debatably good but i think its fun)

I dont think xmen origins wolverine is bad. Its ALSO a I Wanna Look At Logan movie, but its not exactly canon and is kind of goofy. Still. Logan in it Hot.

If you want a grittier movie, The Wolverine (not my fave tho). And if you want to Cry, but want Logan content, then Logan (2017) (also not a fave of mine but beggars, choosers. I did cry watching it the first time.)

Xmen had the misfortune of being produced during the era of superhero movies that had to be gritty and dark, so they take themselves a little bit seriously, but they can be kinda campy and fun. Logan/Wolverine is the collective Babygirl of the xmen universe and they spend so much time on him. Probably because it's genuinely devastating how hot he is. I want to bite him until my gums bleed. He's the typical broody hero you find in movies of the early aughts, but he's fun and cute so we forgive him. It's kind of annoying how forced all his romances feel, and the way his relationship with Jean is written is pretty borderline, so I like to just. Ignore alla that. The saving grace with the xmen movies is that doesn't deal with any multiverse stuff, and it was before Marvel turned to absolute shit, so i don't find the movies totally exhausting to watch.

The best movies for Looking At Logan are definitely the original trilogy. There's a scene in x2 where he's in a tanktop walking around the x mansion and his fucking arms. I'd chew on him like a country ham. Also his butt is out in days of future past and he gets some Nice 1970s styling. The Wolverine has a lot of fan service as well but again, the story aint my fave.

They are fun movies though, and i actually really like the prequel movies even though Logan only gets a cameo in one.

Also it's debatable or not whether dp3 counts as an xmen movie, but Logan is very nice to look at in it and the scene in the honda is fucking pornography

[ancpikachu]

Since tictac is officially banned I thought I’d finally post my Peter B head canons (I’m so glad I didn’t delete them from my notes ;7;). Just for funsies

Peter B Parker Headcanons

Listens to muckbang and then gets hungry

Had a crush on Ariel from the Little Mermaid growing up (it was the red hair xD)

Loooooooooveed watching Bill Nye the Science Guy in class!

Whenever he gets the chance he’ll sneak up behind someone and say “BOO!” just for kicks and giggles xD MJ and Miguel are usually his targets

Definitely dips his fries in milkshakes

Snorlax is is favorite Pokemon (he told me this on character ai xD)

Was more of a Nintendo kid than Atari

Professional yapper about topics he’s really into ie science. No seriously he’d probably go on for hours

Got his first grey hair at 30. Being Spider-man’s a stressful job!

Procrastinates when there’s so many things he has to do at once.

Doesn’t have his drivers license since he lives in NYC

Probably read Archie/Garfield growing up

Listens to Dad Rock *cough cough Linkin Park cough cough* Weird Al’s one of his guilty pleasures tho

Would do that little dancey dance (when he had the Symbiote) to embarrass Miles and Gwen just because xD

Speaking of which if you tell him not to do something….hes going to do it. Just like a cat

Will tease you about everything and anything because this man is DEVIOUS

If you’re his s/o will find every opportunity he can to tickle you because DEVIOUS!!!!

Would watch SpongeBob or Ren and Stimpy with you

Probably did some fist pumping followed by some “Yeeeeaaahhh buddies” back in the early 2010’s just to make fun of it xD

Went to Hoboken just to eat pastries at Carlo’s Bakery. Have you seen their cakes???? 🤤

Coughs, sneezes, and snores like a dad xD it WILL scare you

Knows the best spots to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was one of his dates with MJ awwww 🥺

He maybe a foodie but he’s not that great at cooking. He’s burnt many Thanksgiving turkeys…Parker luck xD

His favorite animals are Seahorses :3

Not the best at giving advice but he’ll listen to your problems, and try to come up with something to make you feel better. Sometimes it helps other times it doesn’t

Will give you goodbye/goodnight kisses

Tried out being a comedian but no one laughed at his dad jokes :(

Draws devil horns and mustaches on any picture of JJJ any chance he can get xD

Is definitely a Pokemon professor in a different universe

Got stuck to people several times while trying to give them high fives

He smells like Peanut butter…..I totally didn’t make this up because of his initials xD

Will affectionately call you a goober when goofing off

Invader Zim is one of his favorite shows. His favorite character is Dib :P

Has a couple of back scratchers around the apartment because some itches are hard to reach

Has owned a Snuggie/onesie

Donald Ducks around the apartment when it gets hot

Is smart enough to take a computer/game console apart and put it back together, but once it’s taken apart he procrastinates and it’ll sit there for months until he gets back to it 👍

His tummy makes a great pillow. He doesn’t mind if that’s how you want to cuddle

Gets really happy whenever he sees someone wearing his merch (is even happier when he sees YOU 🫵 wearing it) but keeps that to himself

He aches ALL the time since being Spiderman took a toll on his body 🥺 (in particular his shoulders due to all that wall crawling)

Definitely eats cookie dough before baking cookies (and thinks it’s better than the end product xD)

Has attempted to do birthday parties when rent was due

Felt sick to his stomach when he found out about ElsaGate and wanted to sue xD

Got into the habit of talking to himself on his Spiderman escapades, and sometimes does it around other people then gets embarrassed

One of his pet peeves is when someone spits out their gum on the sidewalk

Isn’t afraid to tell the waiter if they got his order wrong :O

Aaaand that’s all I’ve got. Hehehe I love himmm

[strawberry-moths-bite]

Intro!

Hihi!!

You can call me ink, blot, or mike (systems collective name), tho i prefer either ink or blot :P

I use they/he/she and any neos!!

I'm a fictive and part of a system!

I like alternative rock and pop music, getting stuff done, strawberry flavored gum, watermelon mtn dew, art, writing, soldering, and reading!!

I'm a proshipper/comshipper! Yup I'm a little freak, shame me if you want insults turn me on :3

I'm supportive of endo systems, tho we are traumagenic ourselves ^u^

No real dni, I block whatever i want, and insist others do the same! The block button is a second away if you don't like/agree w/ me >O<

I am cringe but I'm free!!!

[dailyoyo]

i think i had settled on rock it on remix for garam, shape da future for corn, fly like a butterly for gum, and im not a model for cube. n then i got bored n moved on. tho right now im thinking birthday cake would be more fitting 4 cube cuz a) its more outwardly agro b) the mental image of her walking into poison jam hq and going "ok starting now u listen to ME give me all your money listen to my song about unavailable mother figure" and all of them going ya i trust her. this can only go well :)

NODDING SAGELY...... ALSO AGSHDLK;ASDGLKASDG SO FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jendoe]

top 5 candy & top 5 video games! ✨

top 5 candy

1. i am. such a sour straws person. strawberry and green apple specifically <3

2. razzles!! its candy. its gum. goes wild

3. pop rocks. hehe fun

4. gummy worms. i ALWAYS have a bag of them :3

5. kit-kats. regular milk chocolate is classic but i also really like the dark chocolate mint ones (sorry for who i am as a person) and when i can get them, the STRAWBERRY!!!

top 5 video games

1. tomb raider as a Whole. but to narrow it down, rise of the tomb raider owns my heart. i think this is obvious tho!!!!!!!!

2. dead by daylight. it can be annoying at times but when you get a good match, IT'S A GOOD MATCH. also the lore makes me ahdhhshahshs insane

3. dragon age origins. i return to her every year. she will never leave me

4. mafia 3. listen. most game EVER like everything about it drives me Insane. the characters. the soundtrack. the setting. RAHHHH

5. what remains of edith finch. this is an odd one but like. its very near and dear to my heart!!

bonus: uncharted bc i cant just leave it out. also harvest moon 64 and paper mario 64 since those two are what sparked my interest in gaming...

[insomniakisses]

LITERALLY

Uni is so romanticised, they're like 'ohhhh you're gonna have the time of your life. So much fun' and I finished uni last year (still wanna say this year, January throwing me through a loop mate) completely crashed out like I was running on coffee, coffee and more coffee by the end with zero sleep

I wish I was exaggerating when I say that 😭😂

⚡️

Fr like aint nothing romantic about this mf shit.

I came home for Christmas and my mum was like oh u shaved ur hair off,. Is that waht the girls like now?

Like idk beverly im sat in my room listening to music writing omegaverse fanfiction and drawing happy trails or playing fortnight, so that i dont have a break down about the 178 fucking projects my fuck ass lectures gave me and the essay half done on my laptop. Does it LOOK like i know the answer to that.

Congrats on finishing uni tho! Also ikr i said “its 2025 and u believe men” earlier then gagged bc its 2025 and ill be 21 soon.

I am surviving on caffine, chewing gum and stoke air tbh with u, clean air now i stopped smoking so its not even tasty.

But nah i was told id let loose at uni, i went to 4 rock society events before my ass got overstimulated and my social battery dropped for the year.

[cinghialefedele]

Tesla glances around, anything worth stealing?

"You might have a secret cash stash around here, or maybe some expensive sneakers and clothes hidden somewhere that I could sell," he shrugs; if he has to, he'll make do stealing what he can.

Abandoning his cleaning (and theft plans) for now, Tesla turns to watch Nnoitra serve their plates, deciding to let the dubious cleanliness of the diningware slide, he was a guest afterall. It was also late, and he was hungry. It's a bit impressive, watching Nnoitra maneuver the pot and plates, he never really noted just how large his hands are... Following suit, he serves himself a reasonable portion and moving to sit beside him, trying not to eye the state of his own fork before digging in.

Looking around, Tesla could at least admit it was...kind of cozy? Maybe? Nah. The comment about a girlfriend, though, snaps him out of his thoughts, brow furrowing in a puzzled expression.

"Girlfriend? Ah, I haven't had a girlfriend in a year or so... trust me, the rest of my place is not as clean as the kitchen. I just hate cooking in a messy space. If you see all the projects in my livingroom suddenly cleaned up? Then I'm probably trying to impress someone."

A pause, and he raises a brow at Nnoitra, "You only clean up when you have a girlfriend? Don't the dirty dishes bother you, at least?"

Perhaps a silly question, considering the state of the plates they were eating off of, but really he was hinting that at the very least, Nnoitra should do some dishes so this doesn't happen again.

“Yes, seasoning–” he watches Nnoitra dig through the drawer and present seasoning for fries, squinting at the container. He weighs the options; most fry mixes had salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, and onion, which……honestly, was better than nothing, actually.

“…Sure, throw in a few pinches of that into the pot, since it’s all–” gods he hopes that fork was clean “–mixed together. It’ll taste fine,” he nods to reaffirm the decision, turning back to scrubbing a bit at the countertop.

Out of the corner of his eye he swears he sees Nnoitra wipe two plates ‘clean’ with his SHIRT. He can’t help the way his eyes widen and snap away to stare at the counter in disbelief. Cleanliness aside, is…is he really going to share his late night meal with him? Tesla glances around for a clock, not sure where to look, but he knows it’s definitely late, and anyone sane would be thanking him for his help and ushering him out of their apartment by now, but… just the smell of the pasta gets a small growl out of his stomach, and the sheer curiosity about his odd new neighbor pretty much anchors his feet to the floor.

Tesla raises a brow at the proposal. He can clean afterwards? That’s a little pretentious, thinking he’ll clean his kitchen in exchange for a single dish. He has half a mind to dine-and-dash on Nnoitra, but simply shrugs again and sets the rag in his hand down,

“Fine, I’ll bite. But no promises that I’ll clean the whole kitchen, or you’re gonna owe me more than just one plate of spaghetti and fry-sauce, got it? And if you fall asleep while I’m cleaning YOUR kitchen, I’m gonna rob you while you snooze.”

It’s a joke. Kind of.

[xxacid-milkixx]

my favroite candies (some of them i cant eat anymore because my teeth are disintegrating)

rock candy

DAWG ! fuckkkk so good, i always choose the pink ones

2. PIXY STICKS (EVEN THE OFF BRAND)

this machine was at Kids Quest (daycare inside mohegan sun casino) and it was fuckin LIT AFFFFFFF (straight up me in the background)

3. SPONGEBOB POPSCILE

its not a candy but i got one of these shits everyday at the casino daycare !! MMM !

4.sweidjh fish aoooow shittttt

how tf they swedish doe

5. salt water taffys

THESE SHITS AR FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got them from going on a fieldtrip in middle school at a marina and idk wut it was but i do remeber buying these and i cant eat them now because i can feel my teeth desolving and my cavties getting deepr

6. candy. buttons

these things are the epitome of innocence

7.pop rox

maybe i just like rocks

8.

i mean smarties are always good; trying to eat a candy bracelet while its pulling your arm hair and youre slobbering all over your arm is so aesethetic tho

9. cotton candu

dawg everyone loves cotton candy

10. push pops

omfggggg

11. ring popz

SUCK

12. bby botle pops

if a ring pop doesnt make you look cool, these definitly will make you look sick af on the playground

13. gum tabs

used to get these at the mall or doller store. idk what it is abou this shape, but it NEEDS 2 B IN MY MOUTH

14. PEZ

they were always sweet ! never acidic, which is great cuz i have sensitive teeth

15. mamba

MAMBO #5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. air hedz

all of them were good but watermelon was the best tbf

17. BONUS ! KYOSHIN SAKURANBO SQUARES

idk what it is about these but theyre so good

18. TAMAGO BOOROS

i cant find these on google but i loved them so much i kept them as a pencil holder. i ate the whole jar in one day, there these little balls made of milk flour and eggs n shit and they LITTERALLY melt in your mouth. and i love the little cow dude.