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[the-gulhaj]

May I ask that if you do a third picrew thing, can it be this one?

~ @the-magentahaj off-duty

Like from this ask? There is no link to a picrew...

[the-turkoshaj]

The (Un)Official Blahajverse Lore Archive

NOTE: The dates listed on this point are listed on the GMT+8 timezone. Remember to read reblogs!

I apologize if i got anything wrong or if anything is redundant.

Masterposts

Void Masterpost

Eldritch Masterpost

@the-hajhaj doesn't have a masterpost but check out their blog since it is 99% lore!

Self-Documented

JANUARY

[Jan. 2]

The Human Device,

Breaktime Yuri,

Home

[Jan. 3]

The Human Device 2

Turkoshaj origins

[Jan. 4]

The Human Device 3

✨The Hlåhaj✨

[Jan. 5]

(TW) The Shadow thing

[Jan. 6]

The deal with the Human Device

[Jan. 7] (LINKS NOT FUNCTIONING)

A question for Fuschiahaj

Mitchell

The propeller

Rodbrunhaj's disappearance

The stand-in meets Rodhaj

Hajar makes the news

[Jan. 8]

Late answers

Gulhaj gets dysphoria

The Human Device 4

Smähaj's identity crisis

Incorrect Quote

The Divine's Human Form

The Enemy

[Jan. 9]

Arohaj's deal

Fallen

[Jan. 10]

Child of the Divine

Rodhaj finally adds a reverse setting to the Human Device

The Human Device 5

[Jan. 11]

Is this a Lemon Demon reference?

Rodcar

Guldhaj visits The Void

Project Leviathan

Warnings

Rodbrunhaj's return

[Jan. 12]

Stolen Power

Gold and Red

The Prophecy Scroll

The Human Device 6

A letter from The Void

Another visit

Jets

Hajhaj's deal

Wife trouble (in which the two almost get divorced)

Golden Red

Debts to repay

The void and the ascended one

[Jan. 13]

Stressed

The letter from Avsky

War?

Inevitable fight

Blalilahaj's first deal

Office problems

A conversation I can't find a witty name for

Special Delivery

Blalilahaj's second deal

Rest

Marie Kirk

An ultraviolet scale

The scales of fate

Asking your child (aroace) for relationship advice

Look guys my partner is so cool

[Jan. 14]

Corpse resources

What do I name this ship

Making life

A Prometheus plush?

Crowhaj best dad

Deals with false gods

MORE BED DAY

Book recs (Rodhaj is Coven guys!!!)

[Jan. 15]

PERRY THE PROMETHEUS PLUSH?!

Sword Practice

Impossible Request

Void properties

The Fam being amnesiacs

[Jan. 16]

Girl your supposed to be preparing for school

Back to reading

Yup they aint getting outta bed

T̵̬̀̇̔̒h̵͇͚̀͒̊ẹ̶̑ ̶̨͖͈̈́C̵̛̫̐̅̎͜r̵̢̉͒̀̌ȅ̵̡͔̜̰͊̃a̶̠̖̒̃̋t̴̯̬̋̉̏o̵̜͈̒͘r̶̰̺͔͇̍̒̾̓

Dealmaking

[Jan. 17]

Assassinating Elon <3

Chimken

The possibility of catnip

Lab Bunker

Window

:)

[Jan. 18]

Shrink Ray

Can't drive

[Jan. 19]

Repairs

The bit where Hajhaj fills in for me

[Jan. 31]

Book recs 2 (In which I make a complete fool of myself but it all works out... Eventually.)

Overthinking it, maybe

[ogiltig-haj]

Hewo! Everynyan.

Any Pronouns (includes neopronouns!!)

Hey

Shapeshifting Void Slime but my current form is a eldritch blahaj

Peer into the void

Minor so no weirdness

It may peer back

Y̵̼̻̬̘̗̣̒͊̽̎̈́͠ȅ̷̡̘̝̲̂̂̍͋͘͝͝s̶̩̖͓̊̆͂̚͠ ̴̡̡͈̰̳͕͎̦͛̅̄͘Ị̷̢͇̳̦͐̄̈́͑̈́̎́̕ ̵̤̝̦̆͒̚͝ȃ̸̫̼̘̥̪͕͝ͅm̵̙͕̗̈̎̑̔͐̑͜ ̴̪̖̮̿̈͌̌̌͝ẗ̶̛̩̉͐̔̂͘͝h̷̪̹͉͚̯͓͕̒͗̿́̑̚e̶̦͉̝̳̤͊͌̋̂͑̕͝ ̶͇͒̌͆̅̈́̍è̸̢͕̰̯̘̺̓̈l̶̨̳̭͙̦̭̜̞̎̇̈͌̑̾͛͘d̶̘̩̯̫͕̰͌̄͛̕r̶̡̨̜̣̗̹͋̏͆ī̴̦͔͙̣̗̭̊̉t̶̙̼͌͒̈̇̽̒́c̴͍̅̿͆̅h̵̢͕̭̳͇̫̘͂ ̸̞̩̿̆͌̐̏͑h̴̙̭͍̠̩̦̺̔̃o̶͍̦̰̭̗̦̔̅̈̑͜ȓ̴̘̽͝r̸̪̙͓͕͗̔̅̎͑̒ǫ̶̩̥́̔̈̈̾r̶̡͖̦͂͘

Become favored with your presence

All will be absorbed into the Void one way or another

Live in spite, be free

Some ways are painful some not, we are figuring it out.

We are not entirely sure what we are be it gods, monsters, or mystical creatures, but we do know one thing

Affects of absorption vary and will not be revealed till after

We are two and right now we are blahaj...unfortunately we may shift but we won't stray far.

Those favored will choose when and how to be absorbed

We look forward to the inevitable

Transphobes will be consumed whole

your return.

:3

@thedivineguldhaj

We look to your holy guidance as to how to do this.

If you want that is! You don't have to dw! :D

The hajverse discord

Lore moments (in chronological order):

[Make sure too look at the reblogs too! ya know to get the whole picture.]

The Oracle

Names

Obtaining a child

Therapy with Gulhaj

Alignment

Kväva Arives

Ominious

New Relations

The 1st henchlady the-smahaj

Hat / Court Jester Cardboardhaj

Eating batteries

The inspiration of the-hajhaj's expirement

Salvation of Kväva?

Getting pulled in

Getting out?

Almost dissection of rodgulhaj

Kväva's apology to rodgulhaj

Fun Shark Fact 1

We have Lore / Fighting the Void

Alignment 2.0

Asking Questions

Reading

Our Humble Henchhaj's Concern

Seeing Divinegulhaj

Get that bag / 1/3 designs <#

Ödsilg's emotions

BUNNEYYYYY

The Blue One's splitting

Eldritch Pacts

Fire

Body-ody-ody-ody

1st attempt at a camera

Biological children?

Are you Hermes?

Space Void

Innocentence?

The crow

Cuddles

Divine Guldhaj's visit

Divine Guldhaj's visit (feat. rodhaj)

The Blue one's name

Biscuits but british

The universes trash can

Pronouns

A safe(?) place

Our death

Another divineguldhaj visit (2)

The second visit (feat. rodhaj, lijusthaj)

The second visit (feat rodhaj)

New child aquired

Försök's opinion on rodhaj

A deal with blalilihaj

A deal with rodbrunhaj

Gulhaj's attempt at helping

Getting supplies/ new henchhaj the-attaarmadhaj

Donuts (feat. cardboardhaj)

Marriage blessing?

Place in the world

Kväva's Spatula

On seeking truth

Rodbrunhaj's end of the deal

Pranks

Deal with hajhaj?

Exi the fish robot

Where is it?

Talks...to themselves?

r u k?

Ooc: hell

Who is Exi?

Picrew [a peak at into the Void]

Gulhaj returns

What Mörker actually looks like

yet another peek at the void

a new era?

Our death

[the-magentahaj]

N E W T R E E ! ! ! !

Ok, so a few things:

I wanted to include more of the new hajar in the tree, but since there aren't any confirmed relationships between them, I have proposed some (these can always be changed if people don't like them):

I made @the-leendehaj siblings with @the-gulhaj, and have @the-448c-haj their child.

I wanted to ask if @the-fuchsiahaj would like to be my adoptive child.

I added @the-ljusgrahaj to the gray twins (now triplets).

I made @ultraviolett-haj and @the-jahalh siblings.

I made @the-screenwriting-haj and @spelutvecklare-haj siblings.

I made @cardboard-haj the henchman/jester for @ogiltig-haj (which is canon).

Again, all of this can be changed if people want it to be.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ That's all! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚

[the-gulhaj]

I love adding hajs to the lists! One of my favorite hobbies. ^-^

Dost thou know how a kind wizard like me would join the Blåhajverse?

-Gandalf the Gråhaj

you make a blahaj blog, make an intro post explaining who you are, and you’re in!

i would recommend asking @the-gulhaj to get on the list

[the-hajhaj]

Hello hajhaj!

I heard from turkoshaj that the foundation is looking for me? Something to do with guldhaj and eldritchhaj?

Can you tell me more about the foundation? If their looking for me, and are potentially a danger to my family, I wanna know what I'm up against.

- @the-gulhaj

I would tell you if I could. I only woke up a couple of days ago, as you know, and at that point there was no one from the foundation here anymore.

As to why they want you, they want to wake The Eldritch Skräckhaj. They believe that the Guldhaj, being created when The Eldritch Skräkhaj was sealed away. Therefore, when you were created, you got, at least in their mind, some of Her power as well. If it is any consolation, I do not think they will attack you. Rather they will probably try to make you joint their side willingly, however they plan to do that.

Oh, and of course I will ask the Computer: Avsky Foundation!

Access denied.

I thought so, but it was worth a try.

[the-rodgulhaj]

Hello son!

Wanna ask you some of those questions:

What's the best thing that ever happened to you?

What's your favorite instrument?

Birthday wishes?

Favorite kind of drink?

- @the-gulhaj

best thing was starting theatre

aaaa i don’t think i can pick one instrument but my top favorites to play are bari sax, piano, and guitar

i just want acceptance and tolerance

tea :D

[the-gulhaj]

Ahem, gulhaj we would very much appreicate it if you would control your rodhaj. I only write this because Mörker is sobbing uncontrollably and causeing biohazards to be everywhere

Sincerely, Ödsilg

@the-rodkatt what did you do???????

[the-arohaj]

you can!

Yellow is taken, but i think butter is open. Ask the-blahaj and the-gulhaj

stop giving me hit posts guys. if i see 44 on my pjlhj activity i will automatically say holy shit and because of that i get in trouble /silly

[the-rodhaj]

Dost thou know how a kind wizard like me would join the Blåhajverse?

-Gandalf the Gråhaj

you make a blahaj blog, make an intro post explaining who you are, and you’re in!

i would recommend asking @the-gulhaj to get on the list

[the-gulhaj]

Heyy i just finished my stuff and you seem a little worse for wear. Do you want me to tuck you into bed? Or read you a book from my library?

-a very concerned @the-turkoshaj

̶I̷'̷m̸ ̸s̴t̸i̷l̵l̶ ̴i̷n̸ ̷ hajhajs ̴l̵a̷b̵ ̷w̵a̷i̴t̸i̸n̶g̶ ̶f̴o̸r̷ ̵d̴r̷.̶ @the-crowhaj ̴t̷o̶ ̷t̸e̶l̸l̷ ̷m̴e̵ ̸w̵h̸a̵t̶'̷s̶ ̷w̴r̶o̸n̷g̴ ̵w̴i̶t̵h̷ ̸m̶e̶.̷

T̴h̷a̵t̷ ̸w̴o̷u̵l̴d̵ ̶b̸e̸ ̸w̴o̴n̵d̴e̶r̶f̵u̵l̵!̴

̴I̷f̴ ̸t̴h̷e̶y̴ ̶c̴a̷n̷ ̵f̸i̶g̸u̵r̴e̸ ̵i̷t̶ ̴o̵u̴t̷ ̶o̴f̸ ̵c̶o̵u̸r̴s̴e̵.̵

S̴o̸m̶e̸ ̸c̵o̸m̸p̴a̷n̶y̷ ̵w̶o̶u̶l̴d̴ ̸b̸e̴ ̶g̶r̸e̶a̴t̶.̶

̶W̷h̴a̴t̶ ̸b̴o̴o̶k̸ ̶h̵a̶v̷e̵ ̵y̸o̷u̷ ̵b̶r̴o̶u̵g̴h̸t̵?̷

[the-gulhaj]

Have a wheel of totally not cursed cheese.

-@the-torkadblodrodhaj

Oh thank you! @the-rodhaj and @the-rodgulhaj look what I have! We can try making that fancy cheese wheel pasta! The one where they cook it in the wheel!

[the-gulhaj]

Gulhaj, my child.. Are you alright?

@thedivineguldhaj

I'm fine.

Confused mostly.

Do you remember what happened?

Why?

Where is everyone else?

[the-gulhaj]

Do you want a spatula?

I already have a spatula!

I don't use that often as it's neon blue light is blinding me. And it make it hard to see what I'm cooking...

[the-gulhaj]

boo

boo

@the-rodhaj and Exi? If this is the April fools prank you are early by quite alot...

[the-gulhaj]

hello parent :3

Hello punk child. ^-^

How are you doing? Is life treating you well? Did you drink alot of water today?