the-hajhaj

[the-hajhaj]

*The puppet wanders the seemingly endless halls, yet there is no sign of the two. Maybe they are in the next room, or the room after that. But there is always a next room. And always a room after that room. It seems like the laboratory was not built to be navigated by those who don’t know it. Tons of rock and thousands of incantations prevent scanners of any kind, both mechanical and supernatural, from working. Not only that, you notice that the hundreds of tiny Hajar, usually swimming through the whole laboratory, just visible in the corner of the eye, are missing too. Maybe it’s just the layout of the Corridors, but it almost seems like every sign of Hajhaj, and with it Avryl, are gone from the face of the earth.*

hey sorry, it took a while, but the mechanical puppet is done, sooo how do i hook you up to it?

- @the-rodhaj

Dr. Avryl and Hajhaj not present. Play recorded message?

[the-hajhaj]

Playing message:

Hello! It seems someone wants to see us. We will not be accessible for a short while, probably no longer than a day. Maybe longer. Probably not. Anyway, we have some experiments we need to run, we’re going to be in a far corner of the Lab, don’t try to find us. We are fine.

Recorded on the 4th of February.

hey sorry, it took a while, but the mechanical puppet is done, sooo how do i hook you up to it?

- @the-rodhaj

Dr. Avryl and Hajhaj not present. Play recorded message?

[the-hajhaj]

hey sorry, it took a while, but the mechanical puppet is done, sooo how do i hook you up to it?

- @the-rodhaj

Dr. Avryl and Hajhaj not present. Play recorded message?

[the-hajhaj]

Playing message:

Hello! It seems someone wants to see us. We will not be accessible for a short while, probably no longer than a day. Maybe longer. Probably not. Anyway, we have some experiments we need to run, we’re going to be in a far corner of the Lab, don’t l try to find us. We are fine.

Recorded on the 4th of February.

hey Doc. Been a while since we talked but. I've been thinking...

Could you please analyze me? I've gone through my records at least 5 times and have found no myths or anything about myself. Or maybe you could share with me some of your information, and in return, I'll give you this other journal that I brought.

Sincerely, @the-turkoshaj

Dr. Avryl and Hajhaj not present. Play recorded message?

[the-hajhaj]

hey Doc. Been a while since we talked but. I've been thinking...

Could you please analyze me? I've gone through my records at least 5 times and have found no myths or anything about myself. Or maybe you could share with me some of your information, and in return, I'll give you this other journal that I brought.

Sincerely, @the-turkoshaj

Dr. Avryl and Hajhaj not present. Play recorded message?

[the-hajhaj]

EVERYONE LOOK

SHARK GEMENSKAP

TO BITE TRANSPHOBES

@the-rodgud

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-448c-haj

@the-rosahaj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-demonhaj

@demonhaj

@brunhaj

@edgarnoe

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-purjolokhaj 

@the-attaarmadhaj  

@the-blavingad

@the-gronhaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-magentahaj

@the-haj

@the-blalilahaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-blahaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-litenhaj

@svard-haj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-grahaj

@shadowhaj

@swimhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@official-blahaj-posts

@the-lilahaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-emohaj

@the-arohaj

@the-korallfisk

@the-fuchsiahaj

@halvgudhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-valhaj

@the-ljushaj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-aftonsparv

@the-crowhaj

@regnbagshajs

@bagarhaj

@swimhaj

@the-frankenhaj

@the-sonichaj

@the-klapparhaj

@the-odethaj

@scoliosis-haj

@the-ljushaj

@the-dovehaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@sibhaj

@kasmiskhaj

@hajtale

@spikeplushiehaj

[the-hajhaj]

Thank you.

Hey little sharks, I am making some protection pendants to celebrate when I make the temple.

Please respond if you wish for one.

[the-hajhaj]

What do you say?

Why not?

Okay, we would like one.

Hey little sharks, I am making some protection pendants to celebrate when I make the temple.

Please respond if you wish for one.

[the-hajhaj]

Okay, so, remember when...

Well, first things first, your flower.

*The tiny shark appears, and it brings a cyan peony. The note is the same as always, but it does seem to be written pretty hastily, and it is clear it was not written by human hand.*

Okay, so, remember when you asked me about who might it have been who imprisoned Her Eldritch Majest, and I mentioned rumours about an either sky-coloured or invisible Haj? Well, I got that book from your local knowledge-deity, aka Turkoshaj, and it had more information about that Haj!

It says "Not much is known about the blue shark, only that its power is beyond any imagination. It is possible it even predates this universe. It allowed life as we today know it to exist by sealing away the Eldritch One. Their most impressive ability, however, is its ability to control reality to such an extent, that no one would even think about it being more than they are. It can communicate with people outside of this universe, and offers comfort to trans people everywhere. For many the Blåhaj is even the symbol of trans comunity."

It was @the-blahaj! They have been hiding in plain sight, have been invisible, the whole time!

Maria Maria Maria! Are you here?

Hm? What is it?

[the-hajhaj]

Hello Mewtu.

I wonder what I am

[the-hajhaj]

They got a new one, problem solved.

Have a wheel of totally not cursed cheese.

-@the-torkadblodrodhaj

Oh thank you! @the-rodhaj and @the-rodgulhaj look what I have! We can try making that fancy cheese wheel pasta! The one where they cook it in the wheel!

[the-hajhaj]

@gandalf-the-grahaj sounds like a job for you.

Have a wheel of totally not cursed cheese.

-@the-torkadblodrodhaj

Oh thank you! @the-rodhaj and @the-rodgulhaj look what I have! We can try making that fancy cheese wheel pasta! The one where they cook it in the wheel!

[the-hajhaj]

They seam nice enough. From the looks of it they are a secretary.

do you know about exi yet?

I don't. What/who is exi?

[the-hajhaj]

It is an AI Rodhaj made.

do you know about exi yet?

I don't. What/who is exi?

[the-hajhaj]

Ah, thank you! Now, I won’t be accessible for a while, I will be reading.

How many Hajar do you need for that?

I’d say… 5 collectors and 3 spies.

Got it.

*you notice a flash and a clank of metal, there’s a heap of complex parts for a machine. quite a few seem to you have something to do with dealing with eldritch essence, there’s a note saying “heard eldritch essence and got everything as fast as i could, you’re the experts on this. please help gulhaj. for me. - @the-rodhaj”*

Oh wow. Thank you. This will be a great help! Once we manage to build it. Yeah, not that easy without hands, but we’ll manage.

*Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a good hundred small Hajar appear.*

If I still had my body, I’d connect it with the Machine, that would be more efficient. But that will work too.

These parts are really impressive. I know! It even has the platinum coil necessary to move the essence, in the correct shape and everything!

————————————————————

Okay, that should be it. Good work, Levy.

Okay, @the-gulhaj, we have an idea. With this machine, curtesy of the Redskap, we can properly work on the Essence in your body. Basically, I’ll be doing the same thing I did for Levy back then, except that I had to take it apart. With this, however, taking you apart will not be necessary. As for the film on your mind, I’ll try to remove it with the Essence collected from you, as well as a bit of void matter I will provide. I don’t know if it will be a permanent fix, even though that’s not unlikely. But should it not be the case, you should still be good for a long time.

[the-hajhaj]

Now that is interesting. That may be connected to the wormhole having a lasting effect on you, with fire being a trigger for that.

Fellow Hajar I have a question for you all!

Is your fluff forward or backward grain, as in if you pet with the grain are you goin toward head or tail? Our first head is backward (head to tail) but our body and 2 other heads are forward (tail to head)

This is important information for all Hajar to know :3

[the-hajhaj]

Well, you are. Don’t get me wrong, you’re not quite Guldhaj, but you aren’t weak either. After all, knowledge is power.

*you notice a flash and a clank of metal, there’s a heap of complex parts for a machine. quite a few seem to you have something to do with dealing with eldritch essence, there’s a note saying “heard eldritch essence and got everything as fast as i could, you’re the experts on this. please help gulhaj. for me. - @the-rodhaj”*

Oh wow. Thank you. This will be a great help! Once we manage to build it. Yeah, not that easy without hands, but we’ll manage.

*Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a good hundred small Hajar appear.*

If I still had my body, I’d connect it with the Machine, that would be more efficient. But that will work too.

These parts are really impressive. I know! It even has the platinum coil necessary to move the essence, in the correct shape and everything!

————————————————————

Okay, that should be it. Good work, Levy.

Okay, @the-gulhaj, we have an idea. With this machine, curtesy of the Redskap, we can properly work on the Essence in your body. Basically, I’ll be doing the same thing I did for Levy back then, except that I had to take it apart. With this, however, taking you apart will not be necessary. As for the film on your mind, I’ll try to remove it with the Essence collected from you, as well as a bit of void matter I will provide. I don’t know if it will be a permanent fix, even though that’s not unlikely. But should it not be the case, you should still be good for a long time.