#guiseppe guerini

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Jan, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Udo: But Jan, cyclists don't smoke.

Jan: Cut the crap, Udo. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Jan: *points at Erik* One! *points at Vino* Two! *points at Giuseppe* Three! *points at Kevin* Four! *points at Udo* Five!

Jan: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers! *closes eyes*

Kevin: *puts a cigarrette in Jan's hand*

Jan: Thank you... Light?

Teleguys: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[drunkcyclist]