#guillermo: it's a stake

[starpawedart]

been watching a lot of Catfish lately

[fuckingguide]

ok I've finally watched the episode and all I have to say is WE'RE SO FUCKING BACKKKK

protective nandor?!?!! "this is why we've been brought together"?!?! "you're a warrior"????!?! nandor calling guillermo back in so they can talk about capes??!?!?? like an equal and someone whose opinion he values?!!?!? after a whole episode of Jordan treating guillermo like shit and not valuing him at all?!??! "yeah bro it's my documentary" "it's his documentary" in the sweetest, full-of-awe voice?!!?!?! "you don't belomg with them. you belong with us"?!!?!! I could go on and on. we're so fucking back.

[diamondcitydarlin]

The Laszlo vs Nandor thing for Guillermo's attention is SO funny and perfectly chosen because Laszlo isn't exactly competing for the same thing as Nandor (if only bc he already has it lmaooo) he just, as we've seen throughout the seasons, likes to argue and compete with Nandor over who's the best vampire regardless of the reasons as to why, firmly believing himself to be the most adept and the smartest of the two (and often, I believe, just for the thrill of pissing Nandor off). Nandor usually participates because of general competitiveness, but not to the level of enthusiasm as he's giving the perceived war for Guillermo's affection. This is why I think Freddie or any other random boyfriend Guillermo could have wouldn't have elicited feelings of jealousy; Nandor isn't intimidated by random human men and can easily project other feelings on to them (hunger or horniness or both for example). Laszlo, however, he must be intimidated by to some extent to constantly participate in one-upmanship with him, making him the perfect candidate to cause feelings of jealousy and inadvertently aid Nandor in realizing deeper feelings he has for Guillermo. Perfect. Unparalleled galaxy brain writing lmao.

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodvirgo]

just finished wwdits finale and HOW IS THIS A SLOWER BURN THAN AZIRAPHALE & CROWLEYS 6000 YEAR RELATIONSHIP??

[almostnugget]

NANDOR LITERALLY SWOOPING IN ANGRY AS FUCK WITH JORDAN TO DEFEND GUILLERMO…

THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CANON TO ME IDC ANYMORE

[rotteneldritchhorror]

The homoeroticism of literally swearing on your own life

[silliest-basilisk]

wanted to give posting my art here a try! nandermo be upon ye

[megaawkwardhuman]

if I'm lying... then kill me now

originally I was going to draw the background too since there wasn't much behind them in the screenshot I used

buuuuut not only is it a MAJOR pain in the ass to translate those paintings in the background into pixel art but OH MY GOD I COULDN'T FIND A CLEAR PIC OF THEM FOR THE LIFE OF ME

so I gave up lol (I mean it would have maybe cluttered the drawing a bit so you know what? I'm counting it as a win)

below the cut is the og sketch (since it's been a bit since I last shared one)

this sketch right here is actually the last one in my beloved doodle/rough sketch notebook I've been drawing in since around early july of last year?

it's sad to say goodbye to it but I'm glad to send it off with a bang

[boneshine]

Fun fact: Have you noticed that every single time Guillermo has cried on-screen, it’s because of Nandor?

I guess that’s not as much a fun fact as it is a really fucking sad fact. Whoopsie.

[lifewithaview]

Kayvan Novak in What We Do in the Shadows (2019) Ancestry

S1E10

Guillermo is starting to experience fatigue from serving as a familiar, and feels more like a Renfield than an Armand. He has the DNA of himself and his vampire roommates tested to find out who their ancestors and descendants are. Guillermo is surprised to discover that he is 3.12% Dutch and a direct descendent of the Van Helsing family. This causes him to experience irrational thoughts about becoming a vampire hunter and he keeps the results secret from the vampires.

Laszlo and Nadja refuse to see their results, while Colin is revealed to be 100% white. Nandor discovers that due to having 37 wives in his human life, he has 200,000 direct living descendants, including Madelaine, a woman living on Staten Island. Nandor decides to pay Madelaine a visit. Despite Guillermo and Colin warning him not to, he taps on her window to greet her, causing the elderly Madelaine to collapse and die from fear. Nandor finally experiences grief for the first time, and dislikes it.

The incident makes Nadja reflect upon why it is a bad idea to become close to humans, as they do not last long. She sings about her longing for Gregor, and Jeff, who is restrained in Poughkeepsie Psychiatric Facility, hears her song. He breaks free and escapes from the facility, stealing a car to drive to Nadja’s residence...

*The beheading painting shown when Nadja is talking about Gregor, is a painting by Italian artist Caravaggio, titled "Judith Beheading Holofernes". Painted in 1598/99.

[paperlignes]

I’m just gonna leave this here.

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

[borealing]

nandor begging guillermo stab him... with a stake.... twice.... he wants guillermo to top him sooo bad

[bougonia]

wwdits s5e10

[oopdeathnote]

Someone should put Touta Matusda, Martin Blackwood and Guillermo de la Cruz in a room together. For like the economy or something.

[indashadows]

You said we can request anything? Can I request art of a fic? Cuz I'm dying to see art of any wing scene in my Stakes And Angels fic series on AO3. My screen name is sherbertglasses

Oh dear lord thank you @thatqueercookie for letting me read your fanfic it was so good aaaahhhh I was really really happy to draw this for you!! I hope you like it