#guess who is who

[chirpthingz]

correct and healthy coping responses to having your children disappear:

1) building increasingly large drills to “dig out under the whole island” to make sure they aren’t underground

2) wait in their room and have auditory hallucinations of a ticking clock

3) have a laughing fit for 20+ minutes that infects other people like a disease

4) get pregnant

5) curse out your boss the moment they are out of earshot

6) mysteriously allude to using large amounts of bombs to anyone that will listen

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

The chain as various things me and my sibling do:

- When walking, Wind will just infodump about anything and everything

- Wild will find and use anything and everything as a weapon

- Hyrule will purposefully approach Legend or Wild at any given moment and start affectionately bothering them

- Wind does that too

- Sky offers nonjudgemental hugs to anyone having a bad day and is content just holding people until they feel better

- Warriors lets anyone just ramble to him about anything and use his hands or scarf as a way to stim (yes they're all neurodivergent, no I'm not taking constructive criticism)

- He also remembers random facts and things that make the others happy and brings them up in conversation sometimes

- Time makes really bad jokes, like the kind that take five minutes for people to understand and when they do, they just groan in despair. This man just cackles when it happens

- Wild takes photos every time he sees a cat or other animal and shows them to Twi

- Four will just randomly approach the others, say a fact that has nothing to do with anything being discussed, and refuse to elaborate

- Legend gifts pieces of jewellery he doesn't wear that often to the others

- Twilight loudly 'awweee's whenever he sees a cat and spends at least 20 minutes just babying it, petting it, and letting it climb all over him

[eviesqueezie]

darry and ponyboy after the events of the book

[lowkeyren]

exorcist x ghost with moz— WAIT WHO SAID THAT?!??

[arifox15]

I have-

I have a vision hold on-

[dunnowho180125]

Skk headcannon #42

Again with my Irl Interactions Skk Had list

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Dazai: -and yk I think Zuko and Raiden Shogun have a similar sense of honor cause-

Chuuya: Dazai

Dazai: -and the time Zuko didn’t attack the village after they gave him Aang-

Chuuya, on the verge of tears: Dazai please

Dazai: -and the time Raiden allowed the Traveller to get out of Tenshukaku alive-

Chuuya, who has no idea what tf Dazai is talking about: I am about to scream Dazai please stop

[theclearblue]

Biblically accurate Kainess

[milaisreading]

Ladies and gentlemen... Bastard München

[phatcatphergus]

Fit saying he wants a vlog where Tommy and tubbo do landscaping for a weekend. I feel like one of the two of them would do a lot better then you think and one would wilt like a dying flower after 1 hour.

[kyulyulo]

the outsiders but they’re all stray animals and darry is just sitting on the couch sipping coffee while some dogs are roughhousing on the carpet and a giant cockatoo is screaming in his ear and oh my god there’s just a horse in the middle of the room

[dies-of-curse]

Me and partner @grantaire-lover-69

[charryflavoredblood]

Hi! Can I plz ask for a Komegi fic? I was thinking maybe the two are having a relaxing time in the bath together. Nothing sexual, it’s just intimate. Maybe Nagito’s went into one of his manic downward spirals so to comfort him Makoto washing Nagito’s hair to help the other man relaxed.

Yes. I love you thank you. I love you. Komaeda is what I live for. I think I lost the plot somewhere along the way but just know, it was in mind and I will rewrite it if you don't like it!!

TW: Existentialism, potential disassociation trigger.

“Makoto-”

Nagito calls out to his boyfriend.  

“Wait okay, do you want peach or the rosemary pomegranate one?”

Naegi grabbed the two bottles of shampoo. (The same ones that Komaeda had bought for him after he found out that the other was using…head and shoulder. And Makoto said that he needed to show himself more respect.)

“Those are yours-” “If I mix them, it won’t cause mustard gas, right? I played potions when I was little, it’ll be fine.” Makoto questioned, talking to no one but himself. He gently kneeled down on his partner’s- no, his bathroom floor.

After Nagito’s most recent breakdown, the pair had decided Makoto should move into Nagito's home. The pair being Makoto and Komaeda’s therapist, of course. Komaeda had insisted that Makoto deserved to be in a far nicer, far bigger and far warmer home.The younger man still lived with his sister and her wife. Anywhere was warmer than that apartment. Plus, Komaeda was loaded. He was basically Togami without legal limits.

Not that he only liked his boyfriend for his money! He adored him for his sense of humor, his kindness, his intelligence and most of all his passion! 

“Hey Makoto?” “Huh?”

Komaeda snapped him out of his train of thought, which was more than welcome. Any real Komaeda was better than the best imaginary Komaeda.

“I was thinking last night. Why is living so hard? Why must we be given false good days only to fall deeper into despair with so many terrible bad days? It truly makes me wonder what the point of it all is. Why must we feel despair…? Why is hope so temporary while despair is forever. They’re considered opposites. Why is one so much more powerful?”

Normally this would’ve caught Makoto off guard…but he was dealing with Nagito and he knew the other better than most things.

“Gee, that’s pretty philosophical, huh?” He responded, pumping the shampoo on his hands.

The brunette hummed in thought as he lathered the shampoo up, moving to his boyfriend’s hair.

“If every day was great, would it still be great or would it be a normal day? If we didn’t overcome hardship, wouldn’t that make us lumps of…something. I don’t know, I failed science. Despair doesn’t extinguish hope…just like hope doesn’t extinguish despair. When someone is at a fair, they could look at a ferris wheel and say “I won’t get on that because there is a 2.5% chance of it crashing.” On the other hand, someone could’ve just gotten into a ferris wheel crash, they could say “I’m alright. I made it. I survived.” You know?” Komaeda thought of a rebuttal before letting it go. 

Makoto rubbed the shampoo into the white hair and continued.

“We can worry about things like that, we can worry about each other getting hurt, or we can enjoy our time together and cross that bridge when we come to it.”

Nagito nodded and leaned in for a kiss, only to be met with fingers against his lips.

“Sorry…I don’t like the taste of shampoo.”

“Never thought you were one of those. I suppose you’re going to make me shower before we-”

“No! I didn’t mean that! I just-”

“I’m messing with you, Makoto.”

“...I still don’t like the taste of shampoo.”

“Who does?” I loved writing this. Ily all, drink water. Don't die. Dying if dehydration when you can help it is cringe. Ily again. K bye.

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

Twilight, drunk on fatigue: "Banan"

Time: "That's a fish."

[pourablecat]

Baby pics, part 2:

Parenting differences.

[innsstash]