#guess my favorite character: lvl impossible

[falling-star-cygnus]

even more miscellaneous Hazbin Headcanons bc the brainrot is keeping me here

"with the punch of a pentagram, a-wap bap boom! Alakazam~"

Alastor and Lucifer's skins have a layer of fuzz over them that only makes them look smooth -> Alastor is coarser then Lucifer though, feeling like deer skin//hair rather then baby bird fuzz {please don't ask why i've thought about this, i don't even know}

On the other side, Niffty has porcelain smooth skin like a nesting doll

Alastor made Vaggie cry when she was having a bad day and he panicked so hard at making a lady sad that he let her touch his ears to calm down before Charlie found out -> they don't talk about it

Speaking of his ears, Angel Dust referred to them as 'handlebars' once and nearly got bludgeoned by the coffee table Alastor threw at him -> all of the hotel goers had to intervene before he tried again

After Pentious' 'death', Alastor leaves a piece of his coat at his memorial but hides it behind his picture so that no one can tell -> In an AU where he does stay a sinner, Al ends up making a deal with Pentious to fix his microphone {the deal being; if you fix my staff with your surprisingly competent machinery knowledge and keep your mouth shut about it, i'll stop pretending that i don't know you}

Lucifer walks in on Alastor reading with the egg bois one day and just shouts "Stop stealing people's kids!" before turning on his heel and walking back out {he comes back in with his own book}

Lucifer and Vaggie have weekly meet-ups where they eat icecream, watch soaps, and gossip about heaven -> Charlie is just happy they get along

and finally, a self indulgent hc where Alastor notices Husk falls asleep at the bar a lot and, after the events of Mimzy, gets him a card suit patterned pillow that he leaves under the shelf -> Husker doesn't acknowledge it directly, but he does make sure Alastor sees him use it

[quirinah]

ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??

[led123123]

I need to wait for new hard drive to record more gamplay.. it was weekend so it didn’t get delivered

https://youtu.be/z1EMevsyzZM?t=759

I have so much old gameplay to go though.. but.. like.. I’d just do that later.. so.. I guess I will just.. yes.. I will go play more now.. instead.. and I will edit later..

backpack in loot this time nice

damn. I had to save my teammates so many times..

damn. like.. gold should be.. kinda normal rank to play

there’s a new map

these people have 1k kills they’re experienced players

https://youtu.be/0Grpd7JmGXE?t=294

“i’m not gonna beat around the bush”

https://youtu.be/0Grpd7JmGXE?t=467

hemlok is my favorite gun now. flatine has too high recoil and r301 does too little damage

I like r301.. but.. like.. range is better with hemlock.. and.. damage per bullet is more efficient with hemlok

and.. also.. like.. finding light mag.. is kinda.. doesn’t always happen in a game 

like.. I need a light and heavy mag.. kinda.. hemlok is better.. with r301 I would need lvl 2 mag at least.. bc lvl 1 mag doesn’t do anything

https://youtu.be/0Grpd7JmGXE?t=564

r301 eats a lot of ammo.. damage per bullet is low.. it does like.. idk.. 14 damage I think

and.. it’s bad at long range.. hemlock isn’t like.. that much better.. but it doesn’t eat as much ammo

scout.. kinda.. has lower dps..

I don’t know how I feel about scout.. longbow would be better.. but.. longbow would need a lot of ammo

this dentist hoe chipped my other tooth and didn’t give a f*ck

r301 is more difficult to hit far.. hemlock is better. kinda

recoil on hemlock is very low. and doesn’t shoot as fast. so recoil is not as high as r301

https://youtu.be/VyrJUOQDBDI?t=614

my wingman skills are not reliable at all

I like that it doesn’t use that much ammo. and.. it’s kinda.. well I’m gonna say it satisfying.. lets call it like that.. for me.. it’s satisfying lets say

but I can’t hit headshots with this gun.. but.. if I could.. it could be really good with long range. almost like longbow

but.. I think that.. hemlock.. kinda.. could do the same.. but I can put a zoom on hemlock. but it doesn’t do as much damage..

https://youtu.be/VyrJUOQDBDI?t=669

are these the clips before wingman fire rate nerf?

https://youtu.be/VyrJUOQDBDI?t=539

well the damage is good

https://youtu.be/h6APwWKNOxQ?t=7

lol xD

noob.. “sign that f*cking guy”

xD

https://youtu.be/h6APwWKNOxQ?t=30

omfg no way that these shots.. hit.. it’s impossible to hit shots at this range when they’re moving

how is he hitting.. they’re impossible

https://youtu.be/h6APwWKNOxQ?t=186

maybe I need to maybe.. practice.. idk.. it’s kinda.. I think other guns would do more damage wingman would requrie a lot of practice

I have had hit a lot of headshots with wingman though.. like.. double headshots.. but.. I can miss a lot too.. but like.. 2 headshot.. is like.. depending on the character.. it can be.. 90.. something.. idk.. and there’s a skullpiercer hop up too now.. so.. I never go for headshots.. but.. if I would go for headshots then it could be good.. but it’s hard to hit them.. it would require a lot of practice. like.. if I hit one headshots.. I need to hit 3 more hits.. I mean.. one headshots is already. like.. depending on a character.. the slimmer characters are more difficult to shoot.. 

https://youtu.be/h6APwWKNOxQ?t=206

https://youtu.be/HRytwcvk3C4?t=36

https://youtu.be/HRytwcvk3C4?t=84

like.. this kind of shots are the best.. but.. with other weapons he could do the same.. and do more damage

hard to hit these shots..

it requires lvl 3 mag.. and there’s only.. 8 shots.. 

https://youtu.be/HRytwcvk3C4?t=112

one dude shield swapped a lot in my games too

he shield swapped like.. 2 or 3 times..

I can’t even hit normal shots.. with wingman.. when people move.. then it’s impossible to hit.. need zoom..

damn.. I had a game with wingman.. but I think replay didn’t get saved..

like.. hemlock can do more damage.. in total than wingman.. and it’s better at close range

one time replays didn’t get saved.. and I was playing like.. 1 hour.. so like.. 3 games.. didn’t get saved.. 

that was probably that game

https://youtu.be/79K3ghmdOhg?t=42

really?? he hit 2 out of 4 shots with wingman without any headshots and that’s a wingman clip??

https://youtu.be/79K3ghmdOhg?t=67

wow this one was good.. I like this one

these people in lower ranks.. have 1k kills.. they’re not bad..

1k kills on one legend

https://youtu.be/79K3ghmdOhg?t=202

wtf.. that’s not possible..

he switched to 2nd target so fast

https://youtu.be/79K3ghmdOhg?t=288

I think that this wingman.. used to have.. like.. lower recoil.. they nerfed it.. and.. idk about fire rate.. 

https://youtu.be/79K3ghmdOhg?t=310

there’s no way I could hit all shots.. it requires so much precission

but if I practiced then I could hit more.. but.. it’s hard to.. like.. wingman has only 8 bullets.. missing bullets is really bad..

like.. I mean.. it’s hard.. and always gotta.. iron sight.. hip firing is not accurate I think they nerfed it

https://youtu.be/79K3ghmdOhg?t=586

hip firing is not accurate.. always iron sighting.. 

I mean like.. all prices go up on everything.. so like.. money doesn’t have as much value.. I think.. so I’m kinda.. keeping the.. graphics card.. and I kinda.. don’t have that much stuff.. I mean.. I don’t have that much stuff to get rid of

I would rather have some stuff than money.. because prices go up all the time..

really fast 

so I think that money doesn’t have as much value as it used to