#guess i will be back later 🧍‍♂️

[xoalsox]

um ive been down with the flu for a whole week now and every time i feel like im kinda getting better i end up being worse the next day lmaoooooooo im TIRED my friends

[surreal-duck]

live drama adaptations part 2 (prev)

cast reveal and girls movie night 🔥

[silverflqmes]

໒⦂ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒.

notes. reposted and edited from wp! happy holidays and merry christmas to those who celebrate!

genre. fluff + crack

ft. tooru oikawa, tetsuro kuroo, rintaro suna, shoyo hinata, kenji futakuchi, hajime iwaizumi, osamu miya

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ HOT COCO HOT COCO HOT COCO

⌗ he loves to sit near the fire place with either you seated on his lap or just plopped up above him on the couch or beneath if you're more my style AHAHAHAHA

⌗ LOVES HALLMARK MOVIES i mean look at him, he would so watch them.. but he wouldn’t mind the classics like elf, christmas story ( my fav fr ), the home alone duology or national lampoon’s christmas vacation🫶

⌗ "I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUUUU Y/N-CHAAAAANNNN!!" — after watching elf and doing last minute christmas shopping going up the escalator ( he’s silly )

⌗ would totally play old jazzy christmas songs and pull you close to him, swaying gently in the kitchen or by the fireplace to the melody with the smell of balsam in the air❤️

⌗ you already know he would have lured you under the mistletoe too somehow🧎

⌗ "oh wow! i wonder how this got here!!🙀"

➫ 𝓚𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗢 𝓣𝗘𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ y'all woke up LATE on christmas day istg, but tetsuro hooked you up real nice with presents ykyk he made that bank af and worked those extra hours just for you<3

⌗ THE DECORATIONS ARE SO PRETTY ISTG WHO LET HIM HAVE THIS MUCH TASTE, WHO ALLOWED HIM TO SLAY THAT HARD

⌗ unlike kawa, kuroo took you for dinner and made a day out of it? he took you ice skating, out to see the lights and decorations, tossed a few snowballs at you to piss you off🧎

⌗ "come onnn, i promise i won't let you fall~"

⌗ it ends up snowing a bit later into the night on your way back home, so he gave you his scarf, long coat AND mittens.. hooked you up fr

⌗ except.. nothing fits aside from the scarf, but are you complaining? no🙄 although you did yell at him for it cuz he could get sick</3

⌗ he had an entire argument prepared as to why he wouldn't get sick and you could have sworn that he mentioned the periodic table somewhere🧍‍♂️spoiler alert- he gets sick the next day

➫ 𝓢𝗨𝗡𝗔 𝓡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ ngl at first you were SO confused as to why suna didn't have a christmas tree in his living room, but one in his bedroom until christmas day..

⌗ Y'ALL DID NOT MOVE THE ENTIRE DAY

⌗ "rin, we gotta open the presents y'know.. and i kinna want breakfast.. we gotta get up at some point."

⌗ "the presents are under our tree over there by the dresser, just peek under and you'll see them. as for breakfast, kita-san’s coming over with everyone later. problem solved."

⌗ tbfh the laziest christmas you could ever imagine, but like you can’t complain, it was nice to just unwind a bit

⌗ he did keep the spirit of the holidays with a good bit of christmas movies, for sure the grinch who stole christmas ( it’s his favorite )

⌗ later on, true to his words, kita showed up around 7:30 with the rest of the team and y'all had sum good ass food and hot coco after reluctantly dragging suna out of bed to get ready🤲

➫ 𝓗𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗢𝗬𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ boy are you in for it🧎

⌗ shoyo woke you up at four in the morning with natsu in tow, dragging your ass to the living room where the tree was filled with a wide arrangement of presents

⌗ you were still half asleep and since you were staying at shoyo's for the holidays — you uh.. weren't allowed to start opening gifts till seven LMAOO so you guys started guessing the presents instead; yk getting a feel of them

⌗ "WOAH THIS ONE'S SUPER BIG, I-IT COULD BE ANYTHING!"

⌗ "sho, the only thing it's gonna end up being is a wake up call to your mom and then you'll never know what it is."

⌗ tobio comes over later and y'all have a snowball fight together🥺

⌗ you and natsu won LMAOOOO poor lil birb was upset, but your kisses made things better for him❤️

➫ 𝓕𝗨𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 𝓚𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ ugh yes dateko's baddest bitch😩 another grinch enjoyer tbh

⌗ this man woke you up with a snowball to your face before shouting out merry christmas

⌗ although it was a cheap shot, getting you while VULNERABLE, you couldn't stay mad at him, as you loved this piece of shit so dearly😪

⌗ HOWEVER. that didn't mean you didn't get his ass back the minute he dropped his guard when you went outside to turn your christmas lights off for the day

⌗ "huh, so you think you can be a cheeky little shit with me on such a loving day? and get away with it?"

⌗ "and what? you don't hear me complaining, now do you kenji?”

⌗ in spite of being complete little shits to each other, you laughed it off after awhile and just spent your evening curled up together on your couch with a plate of sugar cookies that you both had baked the night before ( ofc you can guess there was a war of flour and baking tools then too )

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ y'all have the coziest christmas honestly

⌗ you and hajime don't wake up too early or too late; it's just the right time and you're both completely prepared for all that's to come for the day

⌗ the two of you start off with unwrapping presents, then iwaizumi makes you the BEST breakfast ever istg, TELL ME HE DOESN'T COOK RN IF YOU WANNA GET TUSSLED

⌗ ngl tooru taught him some good shit when it came to making hot coco and you swore you were just about ready to tap into heaven at that immaculate taste

⌗ "oh my gosh, haji, what did you put in this, it's so.. it's better than amazing!"

⌗ "while i want tell you, i'm ‘sworn to secrecy’, his words not mine, by that fool oikawa with his secret recipe bullshit." he can’t lie though, whatever tf tooru invented was otherworldly..

⌗ not even an hour later you found it on starbucks' secret menu app and you showed it to your boyfriend who flipped his shit before sprinting over to his friend’: house with two snowballs in hand ( with hard snow.. praying for my man to dodge more than ever ); the outcome.. wasn't the prettiest😔

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓞𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD did i say food? yes, food.

⌗ all you two did that whole entire day was EAT?? NOT EVEN THAT BUT YOU HAD A WHOLE CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER TOO THE NIGHT BEFORE HXJSKSKS OSAMU DOES NOT PLAY GAMES WHEN IT COMES TO CHRISTMAS

⌗ atsumu invites himself over as usual and there's chaos in the kitchen of course..

⌗ "OUTTA THE WAY 'SAMU, I WANNA DECORATE COOKIES TOO!!"

⌗ "if you don't quit whinin' right now 'tsumu, i'm gonna beat yer ass and toss ya out in the snow."

⌗  bantering aside, the cookies were super pretty?? they tasted heavenly too, cookies from scratch go hard and whatever recipe those two were taught.. yum

⌗ osamu had nonalcoholic eggnog prepared for you and him to have after atsumu went home and the two of you exchanged the presents you had for one another before cuddling near the tree and fireplace for the night<3

notes. forgot to repost this before with the other reposts but it was kinda out of season.. so i waited for the holidays to blow in to fixed them up a bit and post them on here. furthermore, super sorry for the lack of activity, been working on my og wip as of late and my longer fics on wp :’) hope you understand</3

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Notes on Criston Cole in 2x02

I was fascinated by Criston Cole in this episode. We don’t really see much of him in ep. 1 so I really wasn’t sure what to do with him and his current choices. This episode we see him a TON and everything in it had me sitting up, eyes sparkling, stupid grin on my face like OH HO HO!! We’re doing good tv!!

More below cut.

1- Fabien Frankel’s Acting

So, last episode, many people noted how Criston generally seems completely blank, no expression, dead eyed. I think this episode confirmed for me that this is a conscious choice by Fabien Frankel, not a reflection of a bad actor or director— Jared Padalecki half-acting in 90% of his scenes for the last several seasons of Supernatural THIS IS NOT!! (Sorry, spn is one of my other natural habitats. The comparison is right there for me.)

There are two smaller moments where we see these really interesting bits of physical acting letting us in on Criston’s internal thoughts even while he’s got the dead face on— I think we should be thinking of this as his Kingsguard Face, roughly equivalent to the customer service smile, but for bodyguards— Criston doesn’t want anyone EVER to know what he’s thinking and feeling unless what those things are can be summed up as “bloodthirsty shark dog with knives pointed at you” (more on this later).

These two moments are first, when we see the servants clearing out the bedroom and Criston flinches away from the sight of Jaehaerys’s bloody mattress. It doesn’t look like a flinch in the way that, say, Emma D’Arcy’s flinch when the door slams closed behind Daemon after the fight does, but it’s an uncalculated movement away from something distressing nonetheless. The scene is basically just this— we see the room coming down, we see Criston, we see the mattress, we see the flinch, there’s like one line of dialogue, the scene ends. The scene has very little function except, one, to show us background minutiae and detail that bring the world and the moment to life, and two, to let us see Criston away from Alicent, Otto, Aegon, and Aemond. It’s a moment that lets us into Cole’s interiority, his guilt.

This guilt is articulated clearly later, when he says to Alicent that nothing can absolve him of what he has done. After Alicent closes the door on him, the camera pans back to Criston where we get the second piece of physical acting that fascinated me— Criston is shaking his head ever so slightly, as if trying to push away thoughts creeping in. This is the moment that really sealed for me the idea of Criston’s Kingsguard Face versus the actual interiority of the character as articulated by Frankel. Essentially, just because Criston’s busy not projecting anything doesn’t mean that Frankel isn’t trying to convey something to the audience in that moment. Criston’s dead eyes and stupid face are a front. There are three scenes where we see something other than this front, and I’d like to look at them more closely.

2- Promotion

We’ve all memed hard on this moment— the scene where Aegon fires Otto and says, “oh?? I need a strong hand??? Well!! Guess what!! I’m promoting— him!”

[camera focus shifts to show Criston Cole standing there like🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️]

(I cackled.)

As usual in any scene where Cole isn’t actively radiating malice, he’s mostly expressionless, serving in his capacity as bodyguard. However, if you look at his face, you can see that his expression isn’t actually “blank” so much as it is “poleaxed”— another thing which has been deservedly memed on. It’s still a minute expression, but it’s visibly different from his standard 🫥 face.

Here the significance of the expression serves a different purpose than in other scenes. Here, Criston’s obvious surprise and mild befuddlement function as a way to hammer home Aegon’s impulsivity and irresponsibility. Criston’s been thinking for the last 36 hours that he got a toddler killed by fucking the king’s mom, and now, after ZERO PRIOR DISCUSSION, has gotten his second insane promotion in like three months maximum.

He’s gone from Kingsguard No. 2 to Lord Commander to the fucking Hand of the King. Criston was fully prepared to be LC of the KG— at most, Criston is expecting to be a crucial lieutenant and battle commander in non-aerial combat for the Greens. Now, as Hand, he would get to decide which battles get fought where by who. Oh, and he has zero administrative skills, so jot that one down.

3- Punching Bag

I talked before about how the turn in Alicent and Criston’s relationship left me with mixed emotions. This scene— the ending scene, notably, which I respect as a denouement and to avoid breaking the flow of the Rryk Fight Plot— helped things fall into place for me.

Criston is waiting inside Alicent’s bedchamber, armor off. If I had the time and energy (or if anyone else has the time and energy…? 👀) I would love to do a post looking at Criston with him armored versus unarmored, because I think the pattern will show that, generally, when he is literally vulnerable he is usually also personally vulnerable.

But I digress— the bigger point I’m trying to make is that Criston, who just kind of got a toddler killed by fucking the king’s mom and also just got promoted over said queen’s dad for a position he’s not qualified for, has shown up wearing pajamas in her room. This man is expecting intimacy. He has prepared himself for it by removing his armor before she even enters the room. There can be no pretense for this. This is about as close to reclining naked, oiled up, on a bed of rose petals, as Criston Cole’s gonna get. Alicent initiates the scene by storming over and getting physical, but I think in his own way, he’s asking for it. Criston plays at passivity, but the point of the scene is to show that he’s very much in it with her.

The scene itself is without dialogue, no recriminations. I think Criston and Alicent have said all that can be said earlier— “What do you take me for?” “One who seeks absolution.” “There can be none for what I have done.”— and this is what’s left: guilt and pain, tangled with a desperation for human connection and someone who understands. Last episode, the commentary talked about how Criston functions as Alicent’s punching bag, and in this episode we see that both with her actually hitting him and I think also with the fact that they keep having sex, re-enacting the thing that they’re feeling guilty about. It’s a way to keep self-flagellating, keeping the wound open so they can atone for their sins by constantly feeling the guilt.

If it works for them, hey. Fair enough.

4- That Bitch

This is the scene that had me GIGGLING, eyes sparkling, stupid grin on my face, kicking my feet, THRILLED. Criston Cole, my dear friend, my evil bitch.

What many people who find themselves bewildered by the genuine Team Green fandom fail to recognize is that, apart from Team Black suffering a lot of iffy writing in s1 that made them uninteresting, most people who like Team Green like them BECAUSE they are not nice people (Helaena excepted 🙂‍↕️😌🙏💜). They are not uniform in this un-niceness, either— Alicent pontificates and pines and looks guilty, Otto calculates and schemes in a very Lawful Evil manner, Larys manipulates and schemes creepily, Aegon is taking notes from Theon Greyjoy, Aemond is an anime villain who just wants his mommy to love him and his brother to say sorry and also to bite people in half with his dragon and maybe get his uncle to fuck him idk we’ll get back to that, and Tyland is an Econ Major. There’s a looooot in there!

Criston is a violent person who for about 95% of his time currently cannot express any of the sheer hatred, rage, malignance, resentment, or pettiness that he is feeling, because he is Too Busy Doing His Fucking Job, where such emotions are a hindrance. Set Criston Cole in a battlefield melee, and he’s fucking set. Set Criston Cole in front of a door for six hours and he’s about ready to die.

In season 1, we saw how Criston found outlets for this— beating men to death, antagonizing the Strong boys in the yard, and getting into fights with Harwin. But now, he’s older, and now, he’s the Lord Commander (though soon!! Soon!!!!) and he can’t do any of that because everyone in King’s Landing is, for better or worse, functionally on Team Green and therefore un-fuck-with-able.

So what’s a man to do when he wants to lash out? The old classic— take it out on the underlings.

People have already said this, but the way the light comes into Criston Cole’s eyes when he’s guilt-tripping his brother-in-arms into either killing Criston’s ex or committing suicide by cop is genuinely incredible. Criston doesn’t even really think Arryk harbors any traitorous inclinations— he just has the excuse of it theoretically being a concern and theoretically having a built-in plan if he needs some justification. Aegon swallows the plan easily enough before Otto forces him to think about it.

Criston gets his co-worker killed and he looks ALIVE while he’s doing it.

It’s clear, too, that Criston lashing out like this at the other Kingsguard isn’t unusual. First, there’s how Arryk reacts to Criston initially entering the room like “oookay. Here we go. While I’m eating breakfast. This fucking guy.” which is telling in and of itself, but could have been a personal acting choice from Arryk’s actor. The bigger clue to this being a regular occurrence comes when Criston hits the table and IMMEDIATELY all the Kingsguard FLEE. THE. SCENE. They don’t exchange looks, they don’t say anything, they know that the best they can do is clear out before they get caught in the crossfire. They know, each and every one of them, exactly who Criston is and how he acts, and they are NOT about to get in the way of their evil boss when he’s on a rampage.

Criston, my guy, you are so awful and I love you. Congrats on getting your co-worker killed. It looked like fun.

Looking forward to the next few weeks when we start to see the Criston-Aegon Hand-King duo in action! I’m sure that everything will go SUPER smoothly and no one will get killed and everything will be fiiiiiinnneeee.

[alizzadanika]

well, it's been a week since i went to see atta boy and i have officially processed it and i've decided not to gatekeep (most) of my experience LOL. because if i don't talk about it, i will explode!

*praying that they never see this so i can remain super mysterious when i eventually meet up with them again (🤞)*

before the concert started, i passed by the merch table and gave freddy and dashel a bag of these keychains i made for the band, their openers, etc.! freddy took one and was like "oh, these are going on my keys" and dashel laughed and was very pleased with the "the second tour ever tour 2024" tagline :) (iykyk)

opener was awesome (the wonderfool)!!! i haven't stopped listening to their most recent album since the concert. wish i had gotten to talk to them after the concert but i didn't wanna disturb them while they were clearing up their equipment. :) very chill folks, GO GIVE THEM A LISTEN!!

(i also wish i had caught aubrey to have a chat but i literally don't know where she went when i mustered up the courage to talk to any of them afterwards 😭)

at the end of the concert, i wanted to hang back for a bit since freddy said the whole band usually is at the merch table afterwards.

there was a line for the merch and then there was a small group of people waiting to talk to lewis (who was off to the side talking with a friend). i let my friend get her merch and i sipped on my bud light, standing around.

when it started getting really late and the line for the merch table was still pretty long, i was like "ah fuck it, i'll just say hi to lewis, then say hey to the rest of the gang after"

so i got into the line by the bar

while i was in line, there was a really sweet girl who came up to me and we were just chatting about the east coast and tattoos and she very much liked my hair (she called my bangs "fresh and pristine")! i don't remember what for but we high fived about something LOL. after a bit, her husband was trying to tell her that she had work in the morning but me and her were like "ahhh it's fine!" i wish i had gotten her name (IF YOU SEE THIS, HELLO!!!!! OR I MIGHTVE MESSAGED YOU ALREADY!!!!!)

when it got to me, i felt bad that she had work the following morning so i was telling her to go ahead of me. meanwhile lewis was just watching like 🧍‍♂️

she got her photo with him and they chatted for a bit, then left

i was gonna walk over to him but he walked over to me and we were both just like "hey! 👋😀"

we were chatting and i asked him to sign my bag, then this man put my sharpie in his mouth (which i didn't even realize until my friend told me about it later) and KNELT ON BOTH KNEES ON THE DIRTY FLOOR WITH HIS WHITE PANTS (i felt so bad because we were literally only a couple steps from the bar 😭😭😭)

he then proceeded to pull out his zyn can and put it in my bag so he had a flat surface to write on (which, again, we were right beside the bar LOL). i proceeded to laugh in his face about it (I COULDNT STOP MYSELF) and was like "oh my god the zyn-" and he also laughed and was like "hey gotta have something to get me going through the day!" my response being: "gotta do what you gotta do"

anyways.. (😭) got a couple photos with him after i told him my mom would beat my ass if i didn't (to which he replied "oh yeah for sure, gotta keep mom happy) and i told him about the keychains, which he was pretty pumped about! and we chat a bit more then my friend and i left

(IM KICKING MYSELF FOR NOT PROPERLY INTRODUCING MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS SO TIRED BUT IT'S OKAY I GUESS)

i went over to the merch table finally to get the others' signatures and freddy was like "what was your name again? wait don't tell me ... 'uh-lie-zuh'" (he also told me earlier he recognized my name from the band instagram) and i was like "so close! 'uh-lee-zuh'" and he went "damn!"

(he also asked me when i bought my atta boy tote and said he was the one that sent it to me out of his parents house, when i said i bought it last year 🙂‍↕️)

i asked to get a photo and he was like "yeah!" but then when i started to take a selfie, he was like "WAIT! ✋ we have to get a proper photo with all of us!"

freddy then wrangled up the rest of the band for me–even though dashel and lew were chatting with people and eden was starting to clear up 😭

then lewis saw me and i was like "🧍‍♀️im back" and he was like "hey! you're back! 😄"

LOL...........

and finally, to end this long storytime, here's me with the atta boy gang!

(sorry, dashel, for that first pic but i have to give a before and after because, after the first photo, eden said "wow, it's like we're giants" LMAOOOO)

dashel, freddy, and lewis said their goodbyes and thank yous and eden asked my friend what kind of camera she had and just chatted with us for a bit (she was also one of the four people who really liked my hair [specifically my bangs])!

i started to tell her about the keychains but she was like "OH WAIT, i saw these earlier!!!!" she was so so so sweet

great folks, great music, great experience! THE ATTABOY THIRD TOUR EVER TOUR WHEN????

okay, goodnight.

:)

[cheesysoup-arlo]

Cady’s Cousin (pt.2)

(pt. 1)/(pt. 3)/(pt. 4)

A/N: sorry this is mostly like “texting” also the relationship/couples I have in here are (karen and gretchen), (cady and regina), later I’ll add (janis and reader) and maybe (aaron and kevin g) idk maybe lol I won’t be tagging the ships since they’re not the main ship I hope y’all liked this lol

(Sunday 8:30pm)

*Cady created a group chat*

Cads 🦁: hey guys I made this group chat so (Y/N) can get to know you guys, you guys can get to know them, and just for fun 👍

???(1): aw Cady that’s so sweet, this is Aaron by the way lol

(Y/N): can everyone send their name please 🙏

???(2): karen 💕

???(3): Beyoncé

???(4): that’s Damian ^, this is janis 👾

Damian🌟: janis you’re no fun this is homophobia

Janis👾: yeah I hate the gays 🙄

karen💕: ??? u hat me 😞

Janis👾: no not you karen just Damian

karen💕: o okie 😽

???(5): the hottest bitch you’ll meet

(Y/N): hi Regina

Cads🦁: Y/N!!!

(Y/N): cads chill I know she’s off limits

Regina👛: aw baby you’re so cute when you’re jealous

Janis👾: barf 🤮

(Y/N): 😭😭😭

(Y/N): wait where’s Gretchen?

karen💕: sleping 😴

Damian🌟: Important question! Y/n are you one of them queers?

(Y/N): I would be offended if you thought I wasn’t

*damian has named group chat “fruit loops”*

Janis👾: I-

(Y/N): oh that’s-

Damian🌟: OK STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO THE GAY BLACK MAN IM A MINORITY HERE

Regina👛: how’s everyone feeling about school tomorrow? I’m kind of excited mostly because the school cheese fries just hit different yk?

Cads🦁: I’m excited too but for classes I picked an extra math class this year

(Y/N): ha nerd 🤓

(Y/N): I’m nervous lol but at least I have you guys

Janis👾: I’m not excited I hate school it keeps me from doing more important things

(Y/N): like what?

Janis👾: sleeping

Damian🌟: I’m excited I decided that I’m gonna take the new senior only theater class which is a little out of my comfort zone but I’ll manage

Aaron🧍‍♂️: I was supposed to be graduated last year so I’m not excited at all

(Y/N): YOU GOT HELD BACK?!?! WHAT?!?!

Aaron🧍‍♂️: yeah I failed English and history so I couldn’t graduate

Cads🦁: it’s ok Aaron now you get to be with us for another year 😊

(Sunday 11:50pm) fruit loops

(Y/N): guys I can’t sleep

Janis👾: same I’ve been lying very still and it’s not working

Damian🌟: janis did you take the melatonin I gave you?

Janis👾: yeah but it’s not working 😔

Damian🌟: welp that’s a you problem then

(Monday 2:30am) fruit loops

(Y/N): do you think I can fit 40 mini marshmallows in my mouth?

Janis👾: oh absolutely

(Y/N): omg ur still awake too?

Janis👾: yeah lol

(Y/N): I just put 35 mini marshmallows in my mouth idk if I can fit more

Janis👾: if you fit all 40 I’ll give you 5 bucks

(Y/N): challenge accepted

(Monday 2:37am) fruit loops

(Y/N): I fit all 40 and almost choked lmao

Janis👾: lmao nice your $5 will be given at school

(Y/N): yippieeee

(Y/N): dude I literally can’t sleep

Janis👾: wanna call? That’s what me and Damian used to do before he got a good sleep schedule lmao

(Y/N): um sure me and my friend back home used to do that too

*incoming call from Janis👾*

“Hi” you whispered suddenly feeling a little more tired with her company even if it was only over the phone “hey” janis said with a small yawn “nice shirt” you say seeing her Lego movie shirt “oh um thanks” she says with a laugh “so what’s up?” “Let’s take turns asking each other questions until we fall asleep” you say with a little yawn “hmm ok favorite color?” She asks you “ooo definitely (your favorite color), how about you?” “Hmm either green or purple” “ooo good choice, hmm hobbies?” “I sing and write a little but I guess art even though I don’t consider it a hobby it’s more of a lifestyle” “art? Can I see some?” “Yeah sure I’ll show you some stuff tomorrow” you both yawn “shit it’s 3 am” janis sighs “fuck” you chuckle sleepy “um I’m getting tired” janis says with a tired laugh “me too” you say starting to close your eyes “good night (y/n)” “good night Janis” you say with a yawn falling asleep as she hangs up

Monday 5:30am

“Pst…(y/n)? You gotta wake up” your cousin said lightly shaking you “ugh five more minutes” you mumbled “no come on up you gotta get ready” she insisted, you got up against your body begging to go back to sleep “good morning sleepy head” Cady said with an enthusiastic smile “cads what time is it?” “5:33” “doesn’t school start at like 8:30?” “No it starts at 8 and I wanted to make sure you had enough time to get ready and have breakfast, breakfast is very important” “uh huh…mm thanks cads” you say with a yawn deciding to get up and look through your clothes “meet me in my room when you’re done getting dressed, ok?” Cady said “um ok?” You said grabbing your favorite jeans and shirt then going to look for your jacket as your cousin left

(Monday 5:40 am) fruit loops

Gretchen🌷: good morning everyone soooo so sorry for not texting yesterday I went to bed early

Regina👛: it’s ok Gretch don’t worry about it

Regina👛: also damn I think Janis and (y/n) our new insomniac duo

(Y/N): unfortunately yes I’m so fucking tired also good morning Gretchen

Aaron🧍‍♂️: why are you guys up so early it’s not even six yet? I literally woke up because of all the buzzing

(Y/N): cads woke me up :(

Regina👛: my skincare and makeup routine take like and hour

Gretchen🌷: I like mornings ☀️

You finished getting ready and headed over to Cady’s room like she asked you to. “What’s up cads?” “Eee (y/n) ok so first of all how are you feeling about your first day” “a little nervous and tired I only got like 2 and a half hours of sleep” “oh goodness (y/n) why didn’t you sleep sooner?”cady says concerned “Because I wasn’t tired?” You half joked. Cady hands you a paper. “That’s a map of the school the way Janis sees it she gave it to me on my first day I feel like it could be helpful for you” “oh um wow thanks cads” you say giving her a half hug. Your aunt knocks on Cady’s open door “hey girls good morning” “good morning mom” Cady says enthusiastically, you yawn “morning” you say with a small smile “I’ve got to head to work but I’m assuming you girls have a ride?” “Yeah Aaron’s gonna pick us up I think?” Cady answers “alright I love you two, be on your best behavior and call me or text me if you need me” your aunt says as she leaves “bye” you and Cady say at the same time. You head to the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal

(Monday 6:40am) fruit loops

Regina👛: my mom is doing a coffee run what does everyone want?

Damian🌟: iced coffee, oat milk, vanilla

Gretchen🌷: just the usual for me and Karen

Janis👾: iced coffee, oat milk, lavender

(Y/N): um (your coffee order) please

Cads🦁: can you just get me a tea?

Regina👛: yeah of course I’ll get your favorite

Aaron🧍‍♂️: regular coffee, cream and sugar please

Regina👛: ok also who’s picking up who today? I can get Karen and Gretchen as usual

Aaron🧍‍♂️: my mom said I don’t have car privileges this week so I can’t give anyone a ride

Damian🌟: I can get janis for sure but if anyone else needs a ride I can get them too

Cads🦁: can you give (Y/N) and I a ride please we’re ready whenever you are 👍

Damian🌟: yeah I’ll be over in 10 then we’ll go get Janis because I know she’s not ready yet

Janis👾: I would be offended but it’s true

Regina👛: alright meet at our usual spot?

Aaron🧍‍♂️: 👍

Damian🌟: sounds good see y’all soon

[menstits]

this is a 100% slash gen question but how do you stay motivated to keep playing genshin after this long? i first got it back when it was still pretty new, around the second ever banner, and played it for a good year but the more things they kept adding the more overwhelmed it started to make me. i do miss it tho, so i wonder how you manage to still play it so consistantly

In all honesty for most of my time playing genshin i've been obsessed with a handful of early game characters (kaeya and his ugly brother and childe mostly, and they're still my faves) and largely didn't give a shit about everyone else, so up until like halfway through sumeru i was playing like. Waiting for kaeya/abyss and khaenri'ah related lores to drop mostly. Like in all honesty especially during inazuma it was dire i didn't give a shit about 90% of the cast and the environment was unpleasant to explore too 🧍‍♂️ but after getting past the samsara part of the sumeru archon quest i started getting genuinely more invested in the storyline. When i got to fontaine i expected it to be a bit of a filler region honestly but the writing quality has been steadily increasing after inazuma imo and the conflicts have become more engaging too... Like i think the main issue for me in inazuma was that they kept trying to get me to give a shit about some npc whereas several of the playable characters felt underutilized and their presence kinda pointless. From sumeru onwards they've started writing the playable cast as more fleshed out and interconnected to one another which is something that i was really missing from early game, and this is even more apparent in fontaine's writing too where everyone has some kind of beef going on with everyone else (it was really fun imo how everyone in mondstadt knows each other because it's a small town and i wasn't really hoping to see that degree of characters being all up in each other's business again in later regions so fontaine was a nice surprise in that regard).

As for your question honestly i think that. In order for genshin to be enjoyable at some point you have to allow yourself to not give a shit about whatever doesn't compel you and instead try to focus on what you do like, for example i kinda hate doing spiral abyss so I don't really touch it unless I'm pressed for primos and instead run around and explore a lot. For story quests i prioritize ones for characters I'm already invested in and leave others for whenever I don't have anything better to do. I'm an insane completionist about this game but it's genuinely fine to focus on the parts you personally find more engaging. I guess sumeru was annoying because long as fuck world quests gate the exploration of certain areas, but fontaine is MUCH better in that regard and the world quests feel much more manageable.

Also tbh i think the increasing relevance that khaenri'ah/abyss and celestia-related stuff has both in the world quests and in the main story along with more harbingers making on screen appearances also contributed to keeping my interest active because that's what I'm mostly invested in other than kaeya-centric stuff 👍

[hugsqueeze]

Haiiii umm I have more info about Angel now so here's some rambling about his personality and motivations and stuff!!!!!!! YAY

MORE info under the cut but WARNING that he is extremely toxic -_- He's an antagonist/villain/whatever in a psychological horror type situation so there's discussions of manipulation and isolation and themes of sadism and psychological abuse (and covert physical abuse too) TBH I just have to keep it real ✋

I only have a vague idea of him in my mind so please bear with me..... Also I might change stuff later >_> But. First of all he is 48 years old and he IS religious but he has a very complicateddd relationship with religion and god as he understands it. <- Has plenty of religious guilt though... He's an Accountant (CPA), he's very particular about his job and very good at it. Ummm the meat and potatoes is that he's sort of.. A sadist .................. 😭😭😭 TBH LOL I FEEL FAKE EDGY SAYING THAT BUT I don't know any other word for it- NOT EVEN IN A SEXUAL WAY EITHER SO IDK WHAT HE WOULD BE CALLED BUT HE FEELS SUPER CATHOLIC GUILT ABOUT IT THOUGH. He does feel guiltyyy but he finds some kind of weird satisfaction/amusement/security/something in seeing his.... i wanna say partner but that's not quite right. Anyway. His friend(?), companion(?) in pain 🪦 especially if he is the only person around to help them <- he PREFERS this actually now that I'm thinking about it even if he knows he cannot help them adequately or as well as someone else could. #wow I think he would be frustrated and annoyed if someone else tried to help tbh, it would make him insecure 😭 Like he's not needed anymore 👤‼️ or he's not good enough

And he likesss being helpful but it's not entirely because he actually likes helping someone and making them feel better , that's sort of where all of this gets messy because the reason he likes it so much is because he likes feeling needed. He needs to feel needed and he likes the ego-boost it gives him, he likes feeling superior to someone else, ESPECIALLYYYY if that person is better than him in any notable regard. I guess it's a "take them down a peg" situation? Sigh. and he likes the power it gives him and ughhhh i know it's sorta corny when characters say this kind of stuff but it's fitting here i guess, it makes him feel godlike. Boooo. 🍅 To be their only option but also the only option they WANT & TRUST in this way. <- this is important, he wants the other person to still be thankful to him and trust in him and want him to help them. He is a CONTROL FREAK. And I think the worst part is that he's SOOO in denial about these things that he pretends that they aren't real motivating factors for the ways that he treats people and so he doesn't think he's in the wrong ever. LOLLLL. NOT SELF-AWARE. Even when he's actively manipulating someone, he has convinced himself that he's somehow justified or absolved from guilt because he can't be a horrible guy!!!! Look, he's helping you!!!!!! A horrible guy wouldn't help you 😁 *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* like he's being manipulative but he also sorta believes it himself- to some extent at least.

Though I must also make the distinction that it isn't the act of hurting the other person that he likes, actually he doesn't like that part very much at all LOLLL Makes him feel guilty but he likes the act of swooping in and saving them essentially. Which is why he usually chooses more covert methods of HURTING the other person, like poisoning them just enough to keep them sick all the time so he can take care of them and nurse them back to health over and over and over again oh my god. The only time he would overtly hurt someone in this position is if he was getting DESPERATE and even then in his mind it's more like "I just have to get this over with so I can be the hero again" not that he's relishing in the act of hurting someone itself. If that makes sense 🧍‍♂️and he is NOT a murderer- if he accidentally killed someone he would be MORTIFIED. That is not his goal, he doesn't have that compulsion or anything, but I could see him accidentally killing someone tbh because of his stupid nonsense games -_-

ANOTHER THING I gotta say about this is that this dynamic that he creates with this person who he perpetually and continually hurts over and over again (haven't decided who it will be yet 👤) just so he can heal them is nottttt romantic or sexual in nature or motivation ❌ He doesn't do this out of love, he does it because he's lonely and has a weird inferiority complex 😭 the only way I could see it becoming "romantic" is if the other person proposed the idea first and I think that's a very very BAD idea for both parties involved LOL

..... But I must also add that he is MONK-LIKE in his celibacy tbh -> Sort of reserved about that kinda thing. Might be because of his religion, don't know actually. He wanted to be a priest/preacher for a while- I think part of him is still holding on to that possibility, so he's abstinent. LOLLL but ermm in terms of fun facts: He is a trans man & he started medically transitioning in his early thirties... Uhhhh and he's bisexual with a preference for masculine presenting people...... He has some similarities to Melody (their faith, grey stripe in hair, red themes) and actually his personality is partially based off of an older iteration of her but they are not related.. I think they would get along fine although I don't want Melody around him tbh LOLLL GET AWAY FROM HER.

JUST WROTE ALL THIS and realized I didn't give a good idea of his personality outside of this specific dynamic -_- He's very friendly and charming and generally easy to get along with in a sort of gentle and humble kind of way. He's not very outgoing or social, but he's good at socializing. ☝️ He's a patient, good listener. He COMES ACROSS AS very earnest and polite. Not a very angry person but he can seem somber sometimes because he generally keeps to himself. Reclusive, mysterious, etc etc. Tall, dark, and handsome guy- He's very popular with people but he never seems to have a girlfriend, much to everyone's surprise and confusion. Also there's a running joke among his coworkers that he's secretly a vampire. He's endeared by it/thinks it's funny -> He dresses up like a vampire on Halloween for their annual little "party" event.

But okay I think that's all I'll say for now!!!!! Thank you for reading!!!!!! ^_^

[sylvaridreams]

See the thing of it is with CanAlbaAuru is that... Well. See:

Alba asks Canach "would you still love me if I was a wurm" and Canach says no. Full stop, hasn't even paused to look at him. Alba was not expecting that. Tries prompting. "But it would still be me--" "No, you'd be a wurm." "But I'd have all my memories!" "I can't be seen with a wurm going to dinner, going to parties..." and Alba gets super hurt by this and super defensive and passive aggressive and is like "I would love you. I would stay with you if you were a wurm." "I wish you wouldn't. If I get turned into a wurm you should see to it that you slay me and put me out of my misery." "How can you say that!" But Canach is right. You should slay the wurm. And Alba would be slamming cupboards and salty about it for a couple of hours but then he'd move on.

But if Auruim asks Canach "would you love me if I was a wurm" Canach is going to be like "of course my dear, things might be different, but you'd still be you inside ^_^ I'd bring you wurm food and take you on long wurm walks for fresh air." Because Auruim can literally not handle it if he says something else, and would be incapable of getting over it like Alba can.

And if Alba and Auruim get into the conversation... I mean if Alba asks "would you love me if I was a wurm" Auruim would look at him in revulsion and say loudly "NO?" And Alba would just stand there like 🧍‍♂️ "right well I guess that was a stupid question for you." And Auruim would scoff like "Yeah, it was. A wurm.... tch. A wurm..." and then like 8 hours later at bedtime he'd be like "Are you going to turn into a wurm someday?" And Alba would say no and Auruim would be like "okay... well see to it that you don't..." because now he's concerned that it's a possibility for the future.

However if Auruim asks Alba "if I turned into a wurm would you still love me" Alba would say "no" without thinking about it. Then turn around and find Auruim already starting to cry. You aren't supposed to say that to him Alba... rookie mistake man... "Oh... no, I would love you, I would." "Liar! You'd kill me!" "No, Auru, I promise..."

And if Canach asks either of them "say I turned into a wurm--" Alba would make a revolted face and Auruim would stare at him in confusion: "Do you plan to?" "No, but imagine I did. Would you love me?" "No. Gross..." and Alba pipes up like "I would love you Canach!" "Well you shouldn't. Wurms can't love you back." And Auruim is like "if you were a wurm I would kill you. With my hammer. Like a great jungle wurm." "Thank you. I'm holding you to that." And Alba is once again like🧍‍♂️ "I wouldn't kill you. I'd protect you." "I can't rely on you for anything, can I... Auruim, you're going to have to do all the killing, he won't help." Auruim nodding solemnly, taking this dead serious. He doesn't get that it's mostly jokes. Alba gets that it's a joke but doesn't like it. This is the main divide between them in that moment.

[taiturner]

for the ask game: twd, fear and world beyond :)

GIVE ME A TV SERIES AND I'LL TELL YOU....

TWD

Favorite character: Alden, Sasha, Aaron

Funniest character: Eric is the first person that comes to mind (I love when he's petty<3) but I'm blanking on everyone else

Best-looking character: Magna, Siddiq

3 favorite ships: Aaron/Eric, Denise/Tara, and the most unpopular opinion of all but Rosita/Gabriel is So special to me. Honorable mention to Elijah and Lydia, I know their development happens in the background but the parallels between them are so loud anyway and those last few episodes really got me.

Least favorite character: N*gan

Least favorite ship:  Lori and Sh*ne, get him away from her

Reason why I watch it: I know most people hate the bloated cast but I love it for that reason. I favor the later half of the series when there are so many different communities intricately linked, it makes for some really fun dynamics everywhere and there will really never be another show that gives you that

Why I started watching it: I basically had to bully myself into liking apocalypse shows (which is so ironic now because... my favorite things). I tried once and didn't make it past the pilot but then I picked it up a few years later (when season 9 was airing) and got hooked

FTWD

Favorite character: Grace

Funniest character: I'm blanking 😔

Best-looking character: Luciana

3 favorite ships: Grace/Morgan, Sherry/Dwight, Al/Isabelle

Least favorite character: Troy

Least favorite ship:  I'm mostly blanking on every other ship in this show but actually the first one that comes to mind is Charlie (a 12 year old) and that 16 year old 🧍‍♂️ why'd they do my girl like that

Reason why I watch it: I don't always love the plot but I do love the characters so I've been holding on for them

Why I started watching it: I think I might've watched a few episodes of this before I ever started TWD but I was bored... I started again at season 4 because I heard about Al and I loved the concept of a journalist still interviewing people in the apocalypse, then I eventually went back to watch it all.

WB

Favorite character: Iris and Leo are tied but Hope, Felix, Huck, and Silas are sooo close behind.

Funniest character: Elton maybe

Best-looking character: Sorry to be a Joe Holt stan but ♡ Leo

3 favorite ships: Felix/Will, Iris/Percy, Huck/Dennis

Least favorite character: This is one of the rare shows that I love love love every single character so it's really hard to answer this so. I guess Jadis because I have the least connection to her. Everyone else is my family <3

Least favorite ship:  I don't think I really have an answer for this because I liked all the established ships... I think Lyla/Leo were cute even though she was betraying him :( so I guess them for technical purposes.

Reason why I watch it: People call it a "teen drama" but I think it's much more aligned with "family drama." At its core its entirely about FAMILY! And the family dynamics in this show are so incredible. The complex siblings, complex friendships, putting your entire trust in someone that's inevitably going to betray you, it's so good to me. I also think coming of age in the apocalypse is a really fun story to tell, especially since these people have lived in the apocalypse for 10 years but haven't actually experienced it. People who hate this show are boring <3

Why I started watching it: I had basically just finished watching TWD for the first time when this show was announced so I was excited to see it from the start, and the premise of it all sounded really fun and I was sooo sad when the premiere got pushed back like... a year. This show is my best friend now.

[pilotheather]

k. finale time

ep 11 - dark water

preface this by me saying im doing dogshit right now so idk if im going to get through this ep in one go we'll see

again. kinda wish i saw these live. i bet the reveals in this finale were crazy. and again bugh... im thinking again about current who and sigh bc we're never gonna get that again are we. sorry i whined already. it was just nice to watch stuff with ppl even if youre, like, alone. now its just straight up alone. LOL.

like i dont even know what was happening at this time. do the reddit live reeaction threads exist from back then. did they know danny was abt to die right now. like was that leaked. im certain therre was missy speculation which speaking fo im excited to see her again. missy come home

like jesus fucking christ

WHY IS MADGE FREOM BENIDORM HERE I FORGOT SHEWAS LIKE CLARAS NAN HLEP ME sorry that took me out of it

CLARA YOU'RE SO FUNNY FOR THIS

THE WAY HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. "DANNY PINK IS DEAD." HE'S LIKE UM. AND? STOP. CHRIST.

why did it make the splunch.mp4 sound when she chucked it.

i think its funny. i still lowkey hate clara for season 7 and a lot of the... very irritating qualities written into her. but i am also kind of obsessed sometimes. i wish companions could be wretched cunts like this more often.

i keep thinking about how much i'd kill myself bass boosted if i did manage to actually off myself properly and there was still more. and if chris addison was the one there to tell me that.

hi missy

shes so funny shes so funny fo rhtis everything about missy is maybe the funniest fucking thing conceieved i need moffat desperately for this in retrospect this is such an insanely thing to do with the master but also shes just havbing fun

THE WAY SHE JUST JUMPS HIM LIKE CHRIST ITS SO GOOD

"My heart... Is maintained by the Doctor..." "Doctor... Who? 🤨" "... 🥺............... DOCTOR CHANG!!! 🤬"

i forgot how kinda dopey these cybermen looked

guys i miss the s10 finale

i need her so bad 👆

ep 12 - death in heaven

its funny i dont remember that much from this finale but comparatively i swear i rate it like. relatively highly as being pretty solid.

thats not saying jack shit so many of the finales are dog shit

OSGOODDDD YOUR RELENTLESS SLAYYYYY

"87. Ocd." help me.

i forget help why did you sedate him youre insane

the really dodgy fucking crowd outside saying the mos t obvious shit is making me giggle. also ilove this absolute bullshit scifi mumbo jumbo, even worse than usual, like i forgot they did it like this. like what the fuck are you talking about. the rain forming perfect metal suits around them. hang on does it have a name

https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Cyber-pollen

you're lying to me (<- he would later find out they said this in the episode)

i wish they'd done something with the designs to make it look more organic and to make it look like it literally grew over the corpses. i get that that would be more expensive but it would be tight as fuck. i love it when the cybermen lean into horror more.

why did they make him the president. its so messy.

clara just yapping

also classic fucking moffat giving his special little girl the same birthdya as doctor who fuck off man.

isnt it crazy how missy and 12 are so toxic yuri

its bewildering to me how danny is somhehow the only one that did not hit that fat delete button like i guess ok fin hes one of the last few in there but help me. is there really no one else. i guess if you simulate them ALL feeling eerything they would all jsut delete in the end but still

Permission to squee!

YOU, DOCTOR, ARE A HATER.

THE THANK YOU AND THE LITTLE KISS IS SO FUNNY

IT JUST SENDS ME INTO HYSTERICS THE WAY THIS WHOLE TIME CLARA IS JUST HUGGING HER METAL BOY TOY.

SOLDIERS

WE MUST FIGHT IN THE KILL YOURSELF WAR

EVERYONE. FLY UP AND EXPLODE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

"All of it is on you." GIRL HE DID NOTHING

BRIGADIER JUST THERE LIKE EHRM. 🧍‍♂️

danny you are such a little angel baby pookie pecan pie with sprinkles and cherries

this is so fucking rough man

imagine if this was 12 and clara goodbye. help me. that would have been so funny

[damazcuz]

i complained 5-ish months back about tumblr hanging onto Every Tag I've Ever Used Forever and trying to suggest the most recently created to me rather than the most frequently used...

for example, i've used the tag "bourbon and artyom" 52 times, but when i would start typing it, tumblr would try to instead suggest the most recently created tag on my blog, which led to this one-off joke tag always being suggested instead: (screenshot from my post in late march)

or, another example, i copied someone's misspelled "disco elsyium" tag one time while reblogging, and the typo (used once and corrected later!) would always populate over the correct "disco elysium" tag I used 591 other times.

now when i start to type for a tag, i get...

well, nothing! nothing is recommended to me. 🧍‍♂️ they did it kind of... halfway i guess...! thanks...? 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧍🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️ standing conference on my post

did anyone else notice tumblr cleaned out their tags. 🧍‍♂️

[thefreakymunson]

Could you possibly write a Henderson reader x eddie? It's been stuck in my head that when dustin finds out he has like a heart attack being like "omg I never wanna see you guys ever again" or "you guys are disgusting 🧍‍♂️" and it makes me laugh every time 😭

“YOU’RE the girl Eddie’s been gushing about?” Dustin’s eyes were wide with shock as you spoke with him, “I can’t believe this.”

“I guess so,” you said from the other end of the kitchen island.

“How – how did this even begin?” Dustin shook his head in disbelief, “How did you even meet?”

“He came over one day looking for you when you were with Mike,” you shrugged, “Look – it’s not that big of a deal, Dustin. I really like him...he’s sweet and...kind. Much better than Patrick, right?”

“Anything is better than Patrick,” Dustin shuttered, “He’s a jerk with a capital J.”

“So you’re cool with it?” You asked, “I don’t want you to think I’m impending on your friends...like I said, I didn’t expect to grow close with him, much less like him.”

Dustin was quiet for a minute as he pushed his breakfast around on his plate, deep in thought. He looked up at you after a few moments and nodded a bit relucantly.

“I’m cool with it,” Dustin nodded, “As long as you stay away from hellfire. And your relationship with him stays your business. Eddie is a good friend and I don’t want to end up hating him for something that happened between the two of you.”

“Heard loud and clear, bud.” You said, watching as he carried his plate over to the trash can.

With his back turned, he couldn’t see Eddie sneaking out of your bedroom, his hands attempting to cover and modesty and dignity he had left as he tried to get your attention from the hallway. He was stark naked, revealing everything that had happened once Dustin went to bed the previous night.

“Hey, Y/N!” Eddie whisper-shouted, successfully getting your attention but also Dustin’s in the process, “Where ar-”

“Oh my god!” Dustin yelled, dropping his plate in shock, “WHY is he naked? Where are his clothes, Y/N? Eddie, what the fuck!”

“That’s exactly what I’m trying to find out, Henderson.” Eddie said through gritted teeth, “Where are my clothes?”

“Did you not get dressed afterwards? What the fuck you guys? You were just NAKED in a room next to mine?”

“Dustin,” you sighed.

“I never want to look at the two of you again, oh my god.” Dustin said, voice filed with disgust and...disappointment?

You watched as Dustin shielded his eyes from Eddie’s naked body as he walked past him down the hallway. Laughter escaped from you as you watched the awkward encounter from behind your coffee mug.

“So? Where are they?” Eddie asked, moving closer to you. He kissed your lips, stole a sip from your coffee cup, and then covered himself back up with his hands.

“Last I seen them, they were in the bathroom.” You said softly, your eyes sliding from his feeble attempt of hiding himself and then up to his eyes, “Did you look there?”

“I did not,” Eddie sighed, “I shall return.”

A few minutes later, he emerged from your bedroom fully dressed, at the same time Dustin walked out of his bedroom next door to yours.

“I can’t look at you right now, Eddie.” Dustin said.

“That’s fair,” Eddie nodded, motioning for him to walk ahead, “After you, sir.”

“Stop talking to me,” Dustin said, “The image of your ass is ingrained in my mind right now.”

“Good. You’ll know exactly where to kiss if you mention this to anyone else in hellfire.” Eddie’s lips formed a tight smile.

“Oh, I’m telling EVERYONE as soon as the meeting starts.” Dustin snorted, “You’re not living this down no time soon, Munson.”

[sunghun]

enhypen when you don’t say “i love you” back

requested; no :]

warnings; cursing, mentions of food

note; i’m slowly getting over writer’s block and this just randomly came to me, so :)

희승 | heeseung;

“see you later babe, love you!”

“okay.”

literally just like . freezes lmao

bc surely he just didn’t hear you say it right?

right???

probably just stands outside your front door overthinking the whole situation

you’ve always said it back

and he doesn’t remember doing anything wrong

so what’s wrong??

comes back inside after standing out there for like 5 minutes

“i thought you left al-“

“you did say you love me too right????”

but you just shrug

“idk i don’t remember”

and his face just goes 😧

what do u mean you don’t remember

cautiously walks back over to the door

“okay well….i guess i’ll go now….love you…”

and you decide to stop messing with him

“love you too honey.”

let’s out the BIGGEST sigh of relief lmao

제이 | jay;

“hey y/n”

“yeah?”

“i love you”

“cool.”

bitch you did NOT

will get Extremely offended

is gonna stare at you like 😐

“say it back.”

“say what ba-“

“Say It Back.”

may get extra petty and ignore you until you say you love him too

“hey baby can you-“

“sorry what was that? i can only hear people who LOVE ME.”

“jay i can’t reach this could you-“

“hmmm idk…..i mean i probably could if you loved me but since not….”

and at this point you are Very Much fed up w him

bc it’s been like two days lol

“ALRIGHT i love you, dumbass. now hand me the cup.”

“of course babycakes. love you too 🥰”

제이크 | jake;

“okay bye honey! i love you!”

“mhmm.”

you did it over the phone

at the end of ur conversation

and then hung up right away

and you can bet your whole ass he called you back like

“is something wrong?”

“no.”

“did i forget anything?”

“no.”

“are you upset?”

“no.”

is low-key distressed

but then is all like

“i’m sorry if i did anything wrong. if you tell me what it was i can apologize properly.”

and you can hear the ☹️🥺 in his voice

yeah good luck not showering him in “i love you”s after that

성훈 | sunghoon;

“i love you.”

“hmm.”

literally just stands there like🧍‍♂️

like he doesn’t wanna make a big deal out of it

but he also wants you to say it back??

ice prince needs that ego boost wbk

would try to be all cool and act like he doesn’t care

but that only lasts a few hours

and suddenly he’s all up in ur space like

“why aren’t you saying you love me too 🤨“

“idk what you’re talking about”

sighs really loudly and rolls his eyes

if this goes on for more than a day he might try to bribe you into saying it back lmao

“hey y/n you want some chocolate?”

“yeah sure”

“say you love me first”

spirals further into losing his mind until you finally say it back

and then he’s just like “of course you do 🙄😘”

선우 | sunoo;

“i love you baby”

“cool.”

literally goes from 🥰 to 😐 to 😑

knows somethings up right from the start

so he doesn’t say anything abt it for a while

but he Will act a little passive aggressive

“hey sunoo can you bring me some water?”

“i don’t know, CAN i?”

“i wonder why they did that?”

*slowly turns to look at you* “i don’t know. sometimes people do dumb things”

eventually he can’t take it anymore and goes up to you like

“hey y/n 😳 is there something you want to say to me 😳😳”

“uhm…. i love you….”

gets all smiley and happy

“aww i love you too sweetie ☺️”

정원 | jungwon;

“i love you!”

“yeah.”

pauses right outside the door like

wait a minute…..

walks right back in lmao

“i said i love you.”

and you just look up from your phone like 🤨

“yeah i know.”

stares at you for like 5 minutes straight

before going “okay.” and walking back out lol

bc his aquarius ass is PETTY AF

and he knows Exactly what you’re doing

two can play at that game 💅🙄

reverts to calling you by ur government name and won’t hold your hand

which honestly kind of backfires on him

bc calling you “love” and “baby” is like a second nature to him

and no hand holding = a very sad wonnie :(

so you’re both gonna be kinda miserable :/

until u finally break like “ALRIGHT i love you now please hold my hand”

and he’s secretly even more relieved than you are lmao

니키 | niki;

“i love you y/n.”

“thanks.”

malfunctions a little bit

did you really just…..?

probably repeats himself

just to make sure you actually heard what he said

“i…..love….you….”

and you’re just like….?

“thank……you….?”

wouldn’t say anything bc he doesn’t wanna look like a baby

but it Will eat away him

low-key questions everything about your relationship

is it bc he made fun of you for crying over that movie yesterday?

or because he left the toilet seat up??

are you getting ready to leave him and run away to france with man named pierre???

WHAT IS IT

finally breaks down after a couple days in the most d r a m a t i c way ever

“IM SORRY I CALLED YOU A CRYBABY PLEASE DONT RUN AWAY WITH PIERRE I PROMISE ILL LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN.”

and you’re just like

….tf?

until u finally realize what’s wrong

and then you just roll your eyes like

“i love you too, drama queen.”

“oh thank GOD.”

might tear up a bit

now who’s the crybaby?

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🕊 Being Shiratorizawa's Manager pt. 3🕊

🚫 Manager in Trouble🚫

Shiratorizawa x Female Manager pt. 3

What happens when Shiratorizawa's precious manager gets hurt 🥺

Warnings: I guess YN gets hurt? That's really it

Oikawa takes a ball to the head

A/N: this was an anon request! Hope y'all enjoy 🥰

YN, poor poor YN

You've been through the ringer with this team

The third years are leaving soon and everyone is sad 🥺

You've been through so much with this team and you love every single one of them

You are preparing for an entirely new team, a new Shiratorizawa!

But 👀👀👀

Not before Coach Washijo has one final trick up his sleeve for the current roaster

He plans a surprise match for his team 🎉🎉🎉

Literally everyone is excited to know who it's going to be against 😳

The suspense is literally killing you 😬

That is... until the door bursts open

Revealing none other than...

....

.....

.... we are getting there ....

.....

.....

.....

....calm down Yn, this team likes to build suspense....

Or shall I say ONE member of this team likes to build suspense 👀👀👀

....

It's Oikawa YN

That's right, the OIKAWA with Seijoh

Or shall I say Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Makki, Kindaichi, Kunimi, Maddog and everyone else plus Oikawa

You are literally shocked 😲

Tendo is FREAKING OUT

Goshiki is beyond excited

Ushiwaka is standing 🧍‍♂️ and watching

Iwaizumi and Oikawa approach Ushiwaka and Semi

Semi seems responsible so he was sent up to be Ushiwaka's right hand man

You stay back with Tendo

Tendo is your bodyguard

You don't need it YN

You could take Oikawa and Iwaizumi would help you 🤚🏻

Oikawa immediately hones in on you

Mans has been WAITING

Oikawa waves at you

"Yooohoooo YN-CHAN"

Wave back YN give the man something

😐👋🏻

Oikawa 👉🏻 😍

Tendo 👉🏻😳👀

Seijoh and Shiratorizawa 👉🏻👁👄👁

Ushiwaka 👉🏻 😐😑

It doesn't matter that they are third years

Ushiwaka will forever say

"If you want to talk to our manager, you should have come to Shiratorizawa"

Oikawa can not

Iwaizumi pushes him away

Everyone is 🔥 up

The match begins

Shiratorizawa takes the first match and Seijoh takes the second

It's all riding on the third and final set 👀

Oikawa is up to serve 🏐

You are sitting on the bench next to Coach Washijō

Mans is old and his pen falls from his clipboard

"Yn can you get that please?"

Of course you do because you are a sweetheart

Oikawa slams the ball

Oh....

Oh no...

The death meteor that is Oikawa's serve spirals out of bounds...

That's good right?

Unfortunately for you, you happen to be out of bounds 👀

Everyone sees it happen in slow motion

Tendo will later say the scene was Matrix worthy

The ball SLAMS into you

You instantly fly back

Literally nobody moves

Like these two teams are the worst at panic situations YN

You literally couldn't have picked two worst teams to have in a match

Finally Oikawa screams 😱

Iwaizumi is snapped from his trance and runs to you 🏃

Tendo and Semi follow behind as the coaches move to you

Literally everyone is stunned YN, you are on your own for a good solid minute

Goshiki is dead on the floor

Man thinks he just became a widower

Oikawa is still screaming

Ushiwaka's head whips to Oikawa

He's ready to kill Oikawa for killing their manager

"Justifiable Homicide" Tendo said

Iwaizumi carries you to the nurse

Ok like you might be conscious at this point YN but trust me, stay down

As in like, maybe pretend to not breath 👀

Matsukawa and Makki literally tell Oikawa he needs to pay for your funeral

Oikawa is now crying

Kunimi has his phone out

He said it was for legal purposes

Shirabu kicked Goshiki to make sure he's still alive

Iwaizumi, Tendo and Semi are the only ones tending to you

Nobody even noticed you were gone

Literally you are in the nurses office, getting ice for your head when you hear

"OH MY GOD WHERE IS YN?"

It's been a solid 10 minutes

Your head is killing you and you have a nasty bruise

Iwaizumi promises you he is going to give Oikawa a matching bruise

You laugh

Iwaizumi is definitely going to kick Oikawa's butt now 😍

Semi and Tendo are swooning over how adorable you are even with a potential concussion

The three boys help you back to the gym

Literally the gym is in ruins

Whose in charge?

Nobody YN you should know this

Ushiwaka is still staring at Oikawa 😠 who is now rolling around on the floor in tears

He's convinced his pro career is over before it's even started 🤚🏻

Matsukawa and Makki tell him he better contact a lawyer

Shiarbu is still kicking Goshiki

Reon and Kawanishi are sitting on the bench, they've just given up

You stride in

Goshiki rises from the dead 😍

Ushiwaka walks to you and the man HUGS YOU 🫂

Yn if you don't gold plate that shirt

Goshiki is bounding around you in sheer joy

He's so happy his wife girlfriend manager is still alive

Oikawa is sitting in the corner 🥺😫

YN do your thing

"I'm ok Oikawa! That was my fault. That was a great serve"

*walk away*

Oikawa 👉🏻 😢

Tendo 👉🏻 🤚🏻👁👄👁🤚🏻

Ushiwaka 👉🏻😐

Iwaizumi 👉🏻🙄😠🤚🏻🏐

A ball hurls at Oikawa

"IWA-CHAN" 😭😭😭

You laugh

Another ball flies

"IWA-CHAN" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You are doubled over with laughter

The entire gym fills with flowers, rainbows and birds sing

Shiratorizawa's Manager is ok

The world is once again right 😍

Taglist: @loevngyuno

[danowh0re]

YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DONT WANNA but if you have time could u write a calvin weir fields x trans male reader where the reader rides calvins thigh while he's busy writing ,, been thinking abt that scenario a lot lately uhhhhh. giggles

PLEASE 😵‍💫

Ride

Smut-ish!!

Calvin X male!trans!reader

Used you/blah blah pronouns

I wrote this in an hour so like. Wow. 🧍‍♂️this could of been better tbh, but, at least I wrote it akfjsmfjsjfjs

670 words 👍

Not proof read because I could be in sleeping cause I have work in 6 hours <333

"What are you working on?" You lay against the door-frame that sets behind your boyfriend.

He seems shocked about your presence, scurrying his many sheets of paper into his lap so you don't see them. He adjusts his glasses, creeping his chair in 90° around just to face you, breathing out heavily.

"I uh, yeah no... nothing, I'm uhm.. I'm pretty lost actually.. you couldn't help me even if you tried." The squeaky floor board hits your ears as you make your way into his workspace where you aren't ever really allowed to go in without his permission.

He follows your every move towards him by moving his chair. You setting up onto his desk.

"Whats that then?." You point to the space that's empty on the floor that is in-between him and the desk "Those are-" Calvin going down onto the floor to pick them up, crushing them into his hand to show that they have no meaning to him so you don't ask any more questions. When in reality, he was for once proud of himself and thinks that he could of gone somewhere with just those little pages of writing.

"Nothing. it's. Fuck. Nothing." He realizes fully what he just did. Dropping the pages back onto the floor and connecting his palms with his cheeks, sighing louder than needed.

For what seems like a long, quiet, minute he finally says something. Coming back to look at you and he now places his hand roughly against your thigh that is infront of him now, patting it. "I'm hungry, why don't you make something and later we can walk the dog together, okay?" He forces a smile as he says that.

"No. I want you-" stopping your sentence to get onto Calvin's lap, wrapping your hands around your neck, almost both of yours noses touching. "-to continue whatever you were working on, while I sit..." You think where you could sit where it would possibly annoy him most. "maybe just.. right.. here." Moving your index finger down his chest, "I want to admire you... and.. I guess your work too-"

Calvin gasps, currently heated in the moment "i- its.. uh- I hm. Basically- t..trash now-". He panics as he's under your spell, not knowing what to do or say, and you can clearly notice that. "Shhh...." You buck your hips just lightly. "Show me Mr. Weir-feilds" cringing at what you just said "ew, no. Just Calvin is fine."

Hiding your face into his shoulder as you can feel his hands moving towards his type writer. "That's it baby boy... move those hands..." grunting as what seems like your hips moving yourself. Moving your hand back up to where you were teasing Calvin but going underneath his shirt. "Mmmm...".

Humming as you start a pace with yourself, bringing your other hand to his long hair, grabbing it to have some support with the long thrusts you are taking against your boyfriend.

Your nipples becoming sensitive with his sweater and your loose shirt, becoming numb at the feeling.

Calvin's leg starts to shake, not knowing if it's just the adrenaline you can feel and hear with him typing on the type writer or just because he wants to help you. "D-dont... oh God... s-stop...!!!"

Your jean button unbuttoning itself from the friction, which comes off as a surprise. Feeling you're coming to a close at every little touch that he gives you while your a loud mess on top of him. "Please.. please please please...~!!!"

Now both of your hands coming up to his hair and your lips connecting to a rough side on his jaw, basically sucking on it

Giving him your all as your humps convert into long pushes against yours and his body, stopping slowly as you come off from your high. "Wow..."

Disconnecting your head to his chest

"M..my little.. rabbit..." he kisses your sweaty hair-sticked forehead, both of you being complete lost for words.

Calvin comes up to your ear. "I didn't tell you to stop, but I think we should clean up somewhere, right, bunny?~"

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒~

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