#guardianoflumiose

[controlledhues]

guardianoflumiose replied to your post: ❝Follow your dreams. Lick all the things you...

“I know a few things…”

❝Oh, you can also lick humans... with their consent.❞

[rottenrhythmsarchive-blog]

"Wanna make out in front of a bunch of horny guys at a bar?"

“Y’know me way too well, hon.”

[friendshauna]

@guardianoflumiose

"Can you arrest someone for not covering their mouths when they sneeze?”

[healinggrunt-blog]

guardianoflumiose replied to your post: “Eh, sexual sunday.”

“Best day of the week.”

“To each their own, I suppose.”

[rivalcalem-arc]

guardianoflumiose replied to your post: =(ʘ‿ʘ)=

“Mimi is always cuter.”

                             “ Excuse the fuck out of you, but Meowskers is the greatest to ever exist. “ 

[serenexgreen]

2. Are they sexually active?

“Curious are we?” the Legend hummed, crossing her arms.

“If you must know, I do have my fun with my sweetheart~”

[champofpallet-moved]

@guardianoflumiose 

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“Aw jeez...” Red didn’t know how to react since the elevator just stopped half way at the top of the building. Red had come to see a man named Looker, but he couldn’t find him anywhere. He could find a girl with an Esspurr though, she seemed like she must have worked with him.

“I wonder how long it’ll be until they send someone? Oh well. I’m in no rush today.” He smiles at the stranger in a friendly manner. “The name’s Red. Former champ of Kanto! Nice to meet you!”

[stewardoftheking-blog]

🎆 Is my muse into monogamy?

{Yes and no.  He isn’t necessarily opposed to the idea of getting married, though he is certain it will be for mutual benefit or to bolster his image and nothing more.  In that scenario, he would expect faithfulness from his spouse-- or the ability to cover their tracks and leave no trails, so as to not risk rumors or gossip-- though it isn’t likely he would feel particularly inclined to fidelity himself unless the match was completely fulfilling for him.  He wouldn’t go out of his way to flaunt his affairs and would take care not to allow them to be apparent enough that they would cause strife in the relationship, but Archer is only truly faithful to very few and doesn’t view marriage as much more than a social expectation.}

[nightprcwler-blog]

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What are your Muse’s thoughts on oral sex?

Karen is pretty sure she gives the best in Johto, for one thing. Aside from that, she actually likes receiving it even more than giving, especially if it’s from a guy.

[zinnia-the-wanderer]

Pats the nice butt.

you don’t just go up and pat someone’s butt for Rayquaza’s sake

[controlledhues]

(Don't have the symbol, but I'm always happy for Emma art?)

Send “🖊” for a quick doodle of your muse!

((I wanted to do it even more detailed but it as to be doodle-y and I just aaaaaa collapse))

[skytamcr-blog]

"Offering kisses?"

“I sure am... for free, too.” She wastes no time before pushing her lips against Emma’s.

[rottenrhythmsarchive-blog]

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Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

Music theory, for obvious reasons, as well as political science.

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Roxie sees her bandmates and Rosa as her best friends, and Plasma are her worst enemies.

[kalosian-writer]

Emma offers a glass of thick chocolate milkshake, topped with whipped cream and chocolate shavings. "Hey, figured it's pretty warm out, so thought you'd like this. Chocolate ice cream, chocolate milk, and chocolate syrup. It's kind of rich."

“That is decadent, mon amie! Not that I’m complaining; thank you for thinking of me.

Still, I think it would be even better if I had someone to share it with...”

[lukissed--a]

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”

Dad Jokes Sentence Meme // Accepting

“He must’ve had a real field day with that award. Hopefully he didn’t do anything too corny to celebrate.”

[rivalcalem-arc]

guardianoflumiose replied to your post: [11:21 P ryan: K A L O S : LE LAND OF STUCK UP...

(VERY ACCURATE)

it makes me feel bad for anyone poor in kalos literally tho. like. if you don’t have money you’re FORCED to kind of fall into a life of crime in kalos just to make ends meat and thats a fucked up way to be.