#gtabs

[sillyandquiteawkward]

As a fat trans guy with wide hips my best advice is baggy pants with a squared shape and don’t taper at the ends. Even then it’s pretty obvious I have wide hips even tho I wear equally baggy shirts but I get gendered correctly pretty well either way

yeah that sounds about right. now the real challenge is finding pants that fit

[lightnersdream]

der plushr

THAT CANT HAPPEN

[usedpartyhat]

Archie literally just said w rizz everybody kill him

[xxfrankiesteinksxx]

Found this oldish wip sketch and I have absolutely no clue wtf I was going for

[universocaio]

LTG

GTAB

[ladymariayuri]

A third phase has hit the Genichiro Ashina towers

two days off from work.... maybe i actually pick up where i left off in sekiro. surely nothing bad will happen after the blazing bull incident

[liviavanrouge]

Blinded

Azul: Liv, Kalim!! THERE YOU ARE!!

Livia: *Looks over at Azul, her eyes wide* Azul! You're safe!!

Kalim: We were worried when we didn't see you!!

Jamil: He was helping me evacuate everyone, we need to run NOW!!

Kalim: *Shrieks, pointing to the volcano*

Livia: RUN, RUN! *Runs off, her eyes wide* GO!!

Livia: *Rushes to the portal tunnel, her ears flattened back*

Azul: *Runs after them, starting to wheeze as he lagged behind*

Jamil: *Runs through the tunnel, causing it to glow*

Kalim: *Looks back, his eyes wide* IT'S ERUPTING!!!

Livia: *Flares her wings, lifting up into the air*

Azul: *Looks back, his eyes wide as flaming heat filled his vision*

Kalim: *Skids to a stop and rushes over to Azul, grabbing his friend, gasping as the lava heated up his skin but didn't burn him*

Livia: *Dives into the portal, looking back at the two*

Kalim: *Rushes in after her, carrying Azul along with him*

Azul: *Covers his scorched eyes groaning*

~~~

Livia: EVERYBODY MOVE!!!

Sebek: *Ducks down as lava blasted out from the tunnel*

Kalim: *Dives out of the lava, his eyes narrowed, clutching Azul close to him* HE NEEDS HELP!!

Jade and Floyd: AZUL!?!

Azul: *Wriths around on the ground, his eyes burned from the lava*

Thea: *Hurries over with tranq darts, pricking Azul with one*

Azul: *Sighs, falling asleep almost instantly*

Thea: Oh...his eyes..

Kalim: He looked back and the lava hit him, I was able to gtab him thanks to my fireproof skin

Thea: Oh, you're one of the prophecy three?

Kalim: Was, actually! Me, Livia and Cater were part of the prophecy, it's over now but we still have our special powers

Thea: Well that's a relief, I'll take Azul back with me and see what I can do for his eyes...

Livia: Thanks Mama...

Thea: *Rubs her cheek against Livias then steps away*

Shadow: *Lifts Azul onto his back, walking away with Thea*

Livia: *Looks down, Kalim leaning against him*

Kalim: I'm worried...

Livia: Me too..

@queen-of-twisted

[dorokora]

Chapter 14 Episode 8 Part 2:

We start with a flashback to when Kirito and Mononobe first met. Mononobe tells Kirito It's dangerous to be alone in a place like this. Kirito narrates that his first encounter with that old man was the worst. He got tangled up with a nosy teacher somewhere. Kirito tells Mononobe to take his adulthood elsewhere. Further in the flashback, they bump into each other again. Kirito thinks to himself that he just don't want to be in this world. So, he don't care about anything. He wants to do something for himself, that kind of energy. There is nothing. He don't want anyone to understand that, and he don't think anyone will. More flashback, Mononobe bumps into Kirito again. Kirito noticed Mononobe’s shoes is dirty as if he’s been in a basement all this time. Kirito ask him what is he staying here for. Why is he calling him in the first place. Mononobe tells him that if Kirito make that kind of face, as a teacher he can't leave hin alone. Kirito tells him “what do you know just by looking at someone's face? Don't say anything disgusting, old man.” By that time, Kirito had already heard about how the world works. In the midst of that, he also learned what kind of silly and meaningless things they were repeating all the time. Unlike transients, the locals can't even get out of here no matter what they do, even if they die. Even if he took his life, it wouldn't bring any meaning to this world. For those who have been watching this world for a long time, the usual repeating scene that they have seen many times. Even if he commit an "unforgivable sin", he’s just one of many others. There is nothing he can do in this world. There is nothing that only he can do. It was that there was not even a single “reason for me being me” in this world. Further flashback, Kirito tells Mononobe that he doesn’t want to be here and be elsewhere. Mononobe stares at Kirito’s face seriously. Kirito tells him “Don’t be silly. Why are you making a face like you understand? Why do you always care about me? There's no reason why you should care.” Mononobe tells Kirito that's no good, Unless there is a plot that everyone can agree on, no one can "do it". Later Flashback, we see Mononobe outside of the police station. Kirito shows up to tell him that he did everything. He already knows very well how the world works. Yes, in this narrow world, there is nothing he can do on his own. But it can also be said in reverse. There are "crimes that only nobody can do". Originally, he wanted to disappear. But now is the time. if this "perfect crime" goes well, he might be really alone. Mononobe turns out to be really Christine in disguise. She tells Kirito that the Entertainers will create the perfect stage for him.

We cut to the present to see the True King Solomon standing before MC. He introduce himself to MC. He tells MC he knows everything that his terminal, Kyouma Mononobe, has seen in every loop in the past. He lacks the Mononobe MC knows. Therefore, if he were to be properly described it, he would be "an omniscient being in the past." so far him and MC never exchanged words like this. If you don't have the qualifications to be a player of the game, you won't be able to meet such rare conditions as this time. This is because there is no meaning or motivation for the World Reps to do so. Solomon will answer, as far as his "Omniscience" extends. MC stares at Solomon. Solomon said it's understandable. Solomom has no connection with MC. But Solomon does know the many people (the past loop MCs) who resemble MC. Solomon will answer any question as atonement for the sins committed by Mononobe, the part he cut off. Solomon will reveal the truth behind the original incident. At that time. Kirito appears between Solomon and MC. Kirito tells MC to don’t chase after them. Kirito gtabs Solomon's hand, and falls further to the bottom of the black hole. MC tries to chase after them but the Missing Mobs are blocking the way. Just then a flashing lights appear and the Missings are distracted. It was Amduscias, who is glad he was able to make it in time. Back to Duo, who explains that the Entertainers were trying to recreate the urban legend of Jack the Ripper. The unsolved incident that once happened in Shinjuku. The first person to discover the scene and the prime suspect was Kirito. What was left at the scene was "one arm" of the victim. Later, as a result of forensics, it was speculated that it belonged to MC. However, the important fact is that at the time of the incident, "the victim had not lost an arm." Of course, they don't remember losing it in the past. Then, where did that one arm come from? Yes, if it's not the present, and it's not the past, then there's only one answer. And this time, the performance in Yurakucho happened to imitate it. But the culprit of this incident is It is clear that it is Kirito. It's as if you want to convince the world that the last incident was the same. The Entertainers did a perfect job. If it weren't for the "whistleblower," the case would still be in the fog. The Entertainers lost its management privileges. That's because they used it for something other than the "original purpose". What did they still want to achieve? For whom did the Entertainers do all of this for?

Back to Amduscias and the others. Amduscias introduces himself. MC says they know from the broadcast they saw. Yuma goes into fanboy mode and tell Amduscias he’s been a fan of his for a long time. Amduscias thanks both MC and Yuma. They turn their gaze towards the Exception in the distance. We can see that Barong is still in there. More Missing mobs show up as the three fight their way through. We cut back to Duo who said, that that Kirito literally played the unidentified, missing "Jack the Ripper". He tried to hide the real culprit behind the fog. And he tried to disappear from this world. as someone once said. "No one is innocent in Tokyo". Solomon's terminal committed a rule violation that should not have been violated in this "game". It was probably a direct interference with the Trophy. We cut to Kirito and Solomon. MC managed to catch up to Kirito. Kirito throws his knives at MC but MC block then with their hollow blade. Kirito tells MC don’t take this from him. Kirito, who had tried so hard not to show any emotion until now, showed this expression for the first time. Even if it is negative, it is filled with a strong absolute value. Kirito yells at MC to don’t take his tile of "I'm nothing" from him. Don't steal the one and only "I am who I am" he has to define himself!! MC vs Kirito. Final battle start!

After the battle, we get Amduscias narration. He’ll keep on being an idol. Because all of us walk in search of "something that doesn't exist anywhere". If someone somewhere "you" who is watching it. That's right, anyone could have started, but I want to say a special "thank you" to you who watched it. Amduscias uses his sacred artifact. It is a sacred artifact that reflects "fiction". Make something that doesn't exist yet resound to someone who isn't here, shining light. Mononobe from within Solomon talks to Kirito. He tells that’s enough, he can’t bear Kirito to lie for his sake. Kirito tries to deny it, saying it wasn’t for Mononobe. Mononobe thanks Kirito for looking at me. He was able show him something that no one else can see. Kirito breakdown in tears. Solomon was about to tell MC what he (Mononobe) did but a flash of light cut him off.

[rustystars]

FUN FOR ME JUST TO GTAB A. BOOB. PLUS MY PEQNUS HAS AN ATTIDTUDE

[spindash]

i asked my mom to gtab me deodorant today and she did byt its not the same as i always get which. im trying to be so normal about but it smells different qnd i hate new smells i like when things smell the same as always. in a normal way

[tinogiehd]

i saw that on my timeline like ten mins ago and somehow managed to completely tune out the cock and balls of it all until you pointed it out 😭

WHYS HE GTABBING THEM

[lightnersdream]

[antnim]

Gab = 8π GTab

[everyothernamistaken]

so yeha

shitfest is over but like i still have to go to this one girls house to make plates for breakfast idk why but we have to so yeah i get to go to pizza party, also durring last day of shit fest very interesting i driving down road anf drive past ass slapping picknek competition, they offered me soda i said no thrn i go inside, they make us listen to speaches, ex girl friend gives some weird ass speach then grabs another girl and kisses her and then i realised i was dating a lesbian she didnt tell me but then like 2 hours later she was talking to her boyfriend and i was like what the fuck but back to the speaches so like the girl i kicked in the face do basiclg we all had to hold hands but like she gtabbed my hands then in her speach she thanked me idk what for i havent done anything for her but bloody her nose. After show end all the people involved were supised to go on stage but i didnt get the announcment becaude i was in the box so i was in the audience with my father when they were giving away like recognizions but i didnt think they would call me so i was chilling in the crowd with my dad, they fucking called me so i ran to the stage, knocked a woman over infront of like 500 people, and they were chearing my name while this was happenint and then becaude my dad didnt come up i didnt take a phoyo with him instead i got a photo with the shitty director guy ive been bad mouthing for a week and then i got put on stage next to my ex's family but its ok because im chill with all of them minus their daughter i went skiing with her brothers we chill minus her brother throwing his skiis, but i was like shellshocked from being in the box and then being in the bright so i have like the 20000 yard stare in the photo which my mother made fun of so i cried, but after fotos i went to chillis with face kick girl and her friend who is also my friend and her boyfriend who is probably a woman idk its not my buisness, so i asked for no ketchup on my burger but they put ketchup, i did not complain because the chef was my firends brother and i was at chillis with her, i saw some weird shit at chillis i saw my ex and the leperchaun she kissed eat like 10 corn cobs which was kinda wierd but then i left and face kick girl kept honking her horn at me like multiple loops in parking lot but theb i went home af like 2 am abd slept, then it was sunday and i slept some more, ive been chilin now but my school has givien a new rule which has givien a few unimportant teachers power trips and its so goofy because half the teachers dont care and half the teachers are the new gestapo, half my firends get detention for walking to a class to print our papers, other half for eating lunch in the quiet cafeteria, i dont get detention because i just push people out of the way and scream at them so i am not late, i may get beaten up though as ghetto kids dont like to be wrong but they do it so well. But today good day i got to work on my boat for a bit then i go home and make bowl becaude weather is nice outside soon i will fire bowl, then mother say we must go to store to aquire alergie medicien so you do not cri when spring, we go to store i see cute bunny stuffed animal i convince mother to purchase i now have cool bunny for easter i am happy i get one for sister too but i keep the cuter one for me.

Also i got lost twice today while driving it was not fun, also i was in class and my partner on a assignment wanted me to go on a adventure to some fuckoff classroom way faroff to measure a foot as that was rhe assignment but i just ghosted her to go interupt my math teachers class by measuring my friend in his classes fokt with my friends whi aldo wanted to do this, then i saw some guys pants fall down and i thought to my self, damn mfs cant get belts in this economy, didnt say anything tho becayse the guy had crackhead eyes like no thoughts behind them but violence and super dialated pupils it wad kinda creepy

I think i should see if my friends want to go on an adventure soon like apparebyly were gpnna make a mc server but that is kinda borring we dont havr the atention span for that like im the lasg one it was like a week and all i did was kill face kick girls dog and wage indiscriminant terrorism against my friends , this was like a year ago i was supoised to play mc with face kick but like i forgor to get her number so i couldnt like yknow, figure out when we were playing. Im so smart

[universocaio]

@ajokeaboutadog

lmao

[death-rebirth-senshi]

The thing is she's been known to try and get outside but hasn't gone beyond the front porch and unlike with Caesar I don't ever have to gtab her and bring her back in, she hates when I pick her up and generally doesn't like me so she judt goes back inside. It makes no sense that she'd completely wander off. But she's nowhere in the house and she's not one to hide like this, even when there are people in the house. But I wasn't home all day and it had to have happened some other time.