#grumsh one eye

[our-favourite-orcs]

ROUND 1 - MATCH 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda for Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka from Warhammer 40,000:

- Ork technology works because they believe it does. Otherwise it’s just a pile of scrap metal. - They are humanoid fungi that reproduce by releasing spores when they die. - Their society’s currency is teeth. Mostly their own, since they grow back like shark teeth do. - Ghazkull got his head chopped off. Somebody decided to staple it to a robot body. This worked, somehow, and now he’s alive again. - Ghazkull’s full name may be a dig at Margaret Thatcher. - Ghazkull has a human nemesis that he enjoys fighting with. Even when he captured him, Ghaz let him go, saying “Good enemies is hard to find.”

Propaganda for Dorn Il-Khan from Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 Enhanced Edition:

As puts it: "I am a fiend, a villain, a blackguard. I am all these things and more, and for that, you should be grateful." He's just hhegggkll❤❤❤🔥🔥🥺🥺 FiNALLY a bisexual orc for all us Evil player characters to romance!!! He's unapologetically evil and has the sexiest voice ever recorded (💦). Also yeah there's actual depth to his character, betrayal, revenge, demons, and TRUsT issueS that you, the player, gets to work through 🤌🔥 and oooh the passion … the rawness… the Cheesy Hammines of his words. His wedding vows: "Will you bleed for love of me?" Kills me, it's the peak of poetry. He also provides lore and insight to orc culture, more than anything else in the games tbh, and talks a lot about how his mixed heritage affected how both orcs and non-orcs treated him

Propaganda for Grumsh One Eye from Dungeons And Dragons:

Dude fought the Elf God, lost an eye, scared the rest of the orcs into being dicks and killing elves like him, leads an entire goddamn orc pantheon.

[kaiser-king]

My half of a trade with @disneymarina she drew a nice little picture for me so I'm writing a short ship fic for her. Hope you enjoy it.

It was about as hot as it usually was in the temperate forests of a faerun summer. The sun was beating down hard through the trees as an intrepid halfling bounded over fallen trees and the odd underbrush. Her human companion not too far behind as he called after her. "Marina, ya need to slow down lass. This is orc territory, and orcs aren't too friendly with us as you know." The two of them stopped for a moment to sip from their canteens, Gulf scratching at his beard as he ran a hand over his shaved head while Marina sat on a tree stump.

"Looks like they've been logging around here Gulf. Do you suppose they're making camp?" She glanced about at the many bare stumps and fallen trees, taking in just how dry they were. Even for the summer heat, the stumps were too dry for this to be recent.

"No, not making one, these must have been a while ago. I'd say it was already made. Maybe an effigy to Grumsh? Those orcs may be trying to get their warrior priests ready." The hardy barbarian knew all too well the savagery that an eye of Grumsh was capable of. Any orc crazy enough to pluck out his own eye for his god to bestow even greater strength and hatred unto him was a dangerous foe indeed.

But before he could ponder further, the gruff voice of an Orc caught them both off guard. "Travellers! You have found yourselves a sanctuary within these woods. You needn't fear any attack here, for these are neutral grounds set up by us and the guardsmen of the village. Grumsh welcomes any warrior worth their salt upon our camp. You little halfling, and your human guide may enter, for Grumsh speaks highly of your skill." The tall lean figure of a grey orc stood before them, long black braided hair and beard draped over leather and metal, finished off with a kilt that stopped just above the knees showing off his powerful calves. Despite the stature of the speaker, he gave a kind tusked smile as he leaned upon the staff he carried, topped with a skull and bearing the all too familiar symbol. This was an eye of Grumsh.

Marima was quite ecstatic at the thought of seeing the inside of an orc camp and quickly rushed to greet the warrior. "By the gods you're a real life orc! I've never actually seen one before! Of all my time sailing across the ocean i never met one orc, and now here's one standing right in front of me!" The halflings girlish giggles and outpouring of admiration was a surprise to both the orc and her human guide, but they all took it in stride.

"Why it is a pleasure to meet such a kind woman Marina." The orc knelt down and shook her tiny hand. "I am Grukk, proud warrior of the many arrows tribe. Your guide and I have quite the history, I'm surprised he hadn't told you about us here. Many battles we've fought, and yet neither of hus have broken. He is a man of respect." Grukk laughed heartily and scooped marina up in one arm, and it was quite obvious by the blush that dusted itself across her face, she was in the arms of grey muscled heaven.

Without much protest, the threw found themselves at the gates of the many arrows camp. Grukk walking in with Marina still in one arm while Gulf trailed slowly behind, a hand on the hilt of his sword simply out of habit. "This is amazing!" Marina wondered at the sheer size of the camp, full of warrens and fight pits, a giant mess hall, and even a decently sized goblin hovel that actually seemed comfortable for the small creatures. "Did the whole tribe build this?" She asked quite absent mindedly as she looked at the entirety of the camp as they passed by. A few other orcs and goblins glancing in their direction, but orherwise paying them no attention.

They entered a small tent, leaving Gulf to rest as Grukk carried Marina back out. "Yes, we all had our hand in the camp plans. And plenty bit of outside help too. But that's not important, I'd like to ask you a favor. There's something I've been looking for." So they entered his tent, a nice, quaint home decorated with altars and totems dedicated to the orc god. Only one thing seemed out of place, a bare patch of wall devoid of any of the worship idols or alters as the rest of it. "My banner, the banner of Grumsh has been stolen, and i need help to find it. I can't tell the warchief for fear of what may happen so i would like your help."

Marina of course didn't hesitate to accept and offer her help. She felt her heart thunder against her chest at the chance to impress the handsome orc before her, and she kissed him. This of course came as a surprise to both of them, but after that initial shock, they both melted into each other as the day turned night, and neither left the tent until after sunrise the next morning.

Upon their way out, Marina and Grukk stopped by the tent where they had left Gulf, only to find him snuggled up with a cute redheaded goblin woman. This elicited a chuckle from the halfling as she closed the curtain back. "Let's give them a little longer, maybe we can sneak off for some more fun?"

[meticulousfragments]

Growths? Like… someone in the process of being changed into another being?

Like Grumsh One-Eye was said to have done to a whole host of people?

[our-favourite-orcs]

REVIVAL ROUND

The three candidates that get the most votes will get to move on to round 2!

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda for The Orc from Enclave:

Honestly, dude's just got a nice set of back muscles.

Propaganda for The Return of the King (Rankin-Bass):

They sing a silly lil song what more do u want

Propaganda for Natalie Armpits, Dodge Duranga, and Canyonera - Rude Tales of Magic:

They love riddles

Propaganda for Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka from Warhammer 40,000:

- Ork technology works because they believe it does. Otherwise it’s just a pile of scrap metal. - They are humanoid fungi that reproduce by releasing spores when they die. - Their society’s currency is teeth. Mostly their own, since they grow back like shark teeth do. - Ghazkull got his head chopped off. Somebody decided to staple it to a robot body. This worked, somehow, and now he’s alive again. - Ghazkull’s full name may be a dig at Margaret Thatcher. - Ghazkull has a human nemesis that he enjoys fighting with. Even when he captured him, Ghaz let him go, saying “Good enemies is hard to find.”

Propaganda for Grumsh One Eye from Dungeons And Dragons:

Dude fought the Elf God, lost an eye, scared the rest of the orcs into being dicks and killing elves like him, leads an entire goddamn orc pantheon.

Propaganda for Arti from Tumblr:

He is my friend and I'm mostly just submitting this for a bit and think it'll make him happy

Propaganda for Dungeons & Dragons (Cartoon):

honestly have no propaganda for them specifically, theyre villain henchmen really, i just think the cartoon should get more recognition and its was the first piece of media i thought of when i saw someone reblog your tournament intro

Propaganda for Clarisse Vorak from Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura:

She might not look very orcish and she's a potential player character and therefore she's what you make her, but she's a half-orc scientist facing racism. And I read a fanfic about her that made me fascinated with her, I swear.

Propaganda for Flerbish from Tumblr:

Flerbish can photosynthesise

Propaganda for Stunkbug from Not Another DnD Podcast:

He’s Orc Frasier

Propaganda for Gallarush from The Demon Prince Goes to the Academy:

Gallarush from DPA is an orc who became a vampire before the story started. He's the second oldest of the Vampire Council, a group of Vampire Lords with factions relating to days of the week & elements (Gallarush is the Lord of Friday, which correlates to metal) that aided the MC and eventually became an Elder Council for a newly reconstructed Darklands / Demon Kingdom that was composed of demons and humans. He often teases the oldest member of the council, Luruien/Luvien, an Elf-Vampire who erases most of her memories every ~200 years, and is highly protective of the second youngest of the Council - a Homunculus-Vampire who wants a soul named Lucinil. He's just a good guy / old man

[our-favourite-orcs]

Halfway through!

ROUND 1 - MATCH 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda for Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka from Warhammer 40,000:

- Ork technology works because they believe it does. Otherwise it’s just a pile of scrap metal. - They are humanoid fungi that reproduce by releasing spores when they die. - Their society’s currency is teeth. Mostly their own, since they grow back like shark teeth do. - Ghazkull got his head chopped off. Somebody decided to staple it to a robot body. This worked, somehow, and now he’s alive again. - Ghazkull’s full name may be a dig at Margaret Thatcher. - Ghazkull has a human nemesis that he enjoys fighting with. Even when he captured him, Ghaz let him go, saying “Good enemies is hard to find.”

Propaganda for Dorn Il-Khan from Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 Enhanced Edition:

As puts it: "I am a fiend, a villain, a blackguard. I am all these things and more, and for that, you should be grateful." He's just hhegggkll❤❤❤🔥🔥🥺🥺 FiNALLY a bisexual orc for all us Evil player characters to romance!!! He's unapologetically evil and has the sexiest voice ever recorded (💦). Also yeah there's actual depth to his character, betrayal, revenge, demons, and TRUsT issueS that you, the player, gets to work through 🤌🔥 and oooh the passion … the rawness… the Cheesy Hammines of his words. His wedding vows: "Will you bleed for love of me?" Kills me, it's the peak of poetry. He also provides lore and insight to orc culture, more than anything else in the games tbh, and talks a lot about how his mixed heritage affected how both orcs and non-orcs treated him

Propaganda for Grumsh One Eye from Dungeons And Dragons:

Dude fought the Elf God, lost an eye, scared the rest of the orcs into being dicks and killing elves like him, leads an entire goddamn orc pantheon.

[our-favourite-orcs]

Dorn Il-Khan wins and gets to move on to round 2! Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Grumsh One Eye will get another chance in the revival round!

ROUND 1 - MATCH 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda for Ghazkull Mag Uruk Thraka from Warhammer 40,000:

- Ork technology works because they believe it does. Otherwise it’s just a pile of scrap metal. - They are humanoid fungi that reproduce by releasing spores when they die. - Their society’s currency is teeth. Mostly their own, since they grow back like shark teeth do. - Ghazkull got his head chopped off. Somebody decided to staple it to a robot body. This worked, somehow, and now he’s alive again. - Ghazkull’s full name may be a dig at Margaret Thatcher. - Ghazkull has a human nemesis that he enjoys fighting with. Even when he captured him, Ghaz let him go, saying “Good enemies is hard to find.”

Propaganda for Dorn Il-Khan from Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 Enhanced Edition:

As puts it: "I am a fiend, a villain, a blackguard. I am all these things and more, and for that, you should be grateful." He's just hhegggkll❤❤❤🔥🔥🥺🥺 FiNALLY a bisexual orc for all us Evil player characters to romance!!! He's unapologetically evil and has the sexiest voice ever recorded (💦). Also yeah there's actual depth to his character, betrayal, revenge, demons, and TRUsT issueS that you, the player, gets to work through 🤌🔥 and oooh the passion … the rawness… the Cheesy Hammines of his words. His wedding vows: "Will you bleed for love of me?" Kills me, it's the peak of poetry. He also provides lore and insight to orc culture, more than anything else in the games tbh, and talks a lot about how his mixed heritage affected how both orcs and non-orcs treated him

Propaganda for Grumsh One Eye from Dungeons And Dragons:

Dude fought the Elf God, lost an eye, scared the rest of the orcs into being dicks and killing elves like him, leads an entire goddamn orc pantheon.