#grow UP!
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with most shakespeare plays i have the ability to logically recognize that other people have opinions and my opinion is not necessarily the “right” one because there is no “right” take because these plays are very very old and very very multifacted and performance adds an entirely different dimension of analysis. with romeo and juliet i turn into this guy
#HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. YOU’RE--***HOLD ON.*** THEIR FIRST CONVERSATION WAS A SONNET BRO#YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? SHE WAS FULLY FUCKING DEAD IN THAT TOMB HE COULDN'T HAVE CHECKED. GROW UP.#GROW UP!#max.txt#TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS A JOKE POST. THIS IS A JOKE POST. THIS IS A JOKE POST.
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i just want ONE drama free season from barça that’s all im asking of them
#not arajuo complaining about what gundogan said after the match like it wasn’t true#grow up!#fc barcelona
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challengers changed me but the problem with seeing a movie and enjoying it is that i Work at the movies so i reccomend it to anyone and Everyone who asks. so to the old lady who flagged me down today after i told her how much i liked that gayass tennis movie to tell ME that it was wonderful and zendaya is beautiful: you get me so bad and i love you.
#and to every lukewarm ass take i overhear from people walking out who literally didnt pay attention.#Grow Up!#challengers 2024#challengers#nothing better than seeing a movie w your number one yapper who loves media analysis. we are CHATTING (quietly & away from other moviegoers)#🪻🐇#anyways. shes very sweet! she said the movie made her want to take up tennis again which. kind of hilarious given the context of that movie
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as someone who’s very anti makeup… i’ll always try something on to test the waters to make sure maybe i’m not crazy. but i always fucking hate it and a sense of relief washes over me when i realize my hating efforts aren’t going to waste
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incredible how far up their own asses liberal's heads are
#the post-election takes in the likes of the nyt new yorker etc are mostly (unsurprisingly) Atrocious#also amazing how many of them truly believed Trump's first term was an aberration--way to read the room#grow up!
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unpopular opinion but if you’re salty that lando said simply lovely after the race then maybe f1 isn’t for you
#but no poor maxy waxy needs his fans to protect him from his big evil BEST FRIEND#grow up!#go watch nico rosberg or michael schumacher terrorising their opponents#i promise you it’s 10x worse!
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To paraphrase a great philosopher, you people would puke if you saw the evil old women I want to fuck
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eternally embarrassing when american lesbians on here are like we need to go back to this specific period of lesbian culture like lol you refuse to acknowledge the bountiful lesbian culture around you and work to make it better for everybody and instead you want to to back to the 50s/60s (🤢🤢🤢) or what the fuck ever
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real funny how “teenagers and broke college students” suddenly all think they’re all experts at budgeting a full production company
#the people being racist you can at least be like oh so you’re a terrible and disgusting person overall cool. but this fake intellectual#‘gotchya’-ism is also pissing me off#you’re all so fucking stupid#saw someone say ‘release your tax records’. they’re not fucking trump jfc#you all use political buzzwords and then don’t even vote in your general elections or donate to relief funds#grow up!#okay done for real for now done hate reading going to make dinner and maybe play a video game
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I just feel that if you genuinely don’t want to teach your kids about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, etc. because you “aren’t a liar” (gross, btw) or “don’t want someone else taking credit for your work” (even more gross, btw), you shouldn’t have children.
Oh no, you gave your children a sense of magic and fun in their youth. How terrible.
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if you are a zayn hater i feel so sorry for you
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waaa waaa googoo gaga i just want to feel taken care of boohoo i am a toddler in a 20 year old's body
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"every night I save you"
THIS MAN. DON'T EVEN. HAVE. A GOTDAMNED. SOUL.
Pathetic Little Meow Meow has been promoted to Pathetic Big Meow Meow.
#spike#spuffy#william pratt#listen#he's a soft boy with a soft heart#who was never allowed to show it to the world#and he does bad things and makes bad choices#and does some murders! so what!#grow up!#he does!!!!#buffy the vampire slayer#buffy
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all these tiktok girlies recommending romance novels are so funny because they would faint dead away after three chapters of outlander
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i have Never seen antis write interesting fic. it is always some stupid characterless ~study~ whose summary makes my eyes glaze over. and it always has some enormous and unfitting Mitski lyric as the title
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ive been meaning to say this for a while now, but a lot of u "spiritually aware/protected" mfs are VERYYYY paranoid...
#like why do u think everyone is out to get u#and u think u can do no wrong#it is so weird to me#GROW UP!#venus on the mic
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