#grossapartment

[bad-landlord]

The only thing you need to find bad rental ads is the word “female.”

You are a buff demon warrior whose having a rough recovery after your latest fight with your nemesis, Uséd Con Dom. It’s a rainy day, you’ve run out of stuff to do. Being fully swatched in gauze strips, per the norm, all 385 pounds of you is relegated to the couch. As you are looking for something to fill the afternoon you pop open your local Craigslist with your big beefy gauze swatched fingies and check in on the rental ads. Being that all of Tokyo was destroyed, you’ll have to move again. No point in renting a whole apartment as it will probably be destroyed in a blast of nuclear energy from your Chakra blasts or some shit, you go to the Rooms/Shared. Usually you find ugly carpets and bed bug warnings, you know, the usual. But the boredom has worn you down. 

You go to the search function and type in  F  E  M  A  L  E 

And this is what you get: 

Now dear reader I know what you are thinking. Delew! You are not a 385 pound rough-hewn demon warrior weeaboo, are you? 

I’ll never tell, but I did email this dood just to hinder his quest to find an adequately young, vulnerable, apparently submissive lady in shape.