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Put those puppy eyes AWAY sir now is NOT THE TIME
#David tennant#rivals#tony baddingham#hate how he only started being soft After he did something horrible and gross smh
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Across all your aus and stories, this is now my favourite Moon line: “You buffoon!” Moon snarls right beside your ear. “You dropped our virgin!” Out of context it’s even better. XD
LAJSDFASL IT'S SO BAD OUT OF CONTEXT PLEASE
@jackofallrabbits I need you to see this about our AU
#smh#sun dropping their virgin!#i know virgin sounds weird but it's just old-time-y word use not like a gross way lol#charm brought it back#quilteddreamz
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Soul will eat just about anything. As in Remus Sanders core.
Soul: My hungry ass could NOT be around a stick of deodorant.
Headcanon #491
#chonny jash#submission#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#deodorant tastes gross#bros got bad taste#bathbombs are where its at smh#[/j do not eat bathbombs]
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multishipping is a superpower you neeeeeeeeeeed to have when you love getting into shitty gay media with found family because OF course they're going to make an incest map of all the characters and your otp will almost definitely not be endgame. of course they're going to pair the main guy and girl together as endgame just because. and I mean you COULD be a hater about it and curse the writers and throw a four year long fit but it's so much more fun when you just make your peace with the fact that this was always going to happen and pretend everyone is in a happy little polycule as they go through 18575879 different pairings you know aren't going to last because fandom and just the experience of being a fan is so much more fun that way!!!
#like one thing about me is i almost NEVER get the ship i want in any show ever#but WE PERSIST WE ADAPT#every ship has their moments! romance is dumb anyway but it's nice to see different characters connecting#some of yall were clearly not raised on glee smh#like as long as the characters experience new things and grow you know. a show is more than one ship#hsmtmts#glee#jane the virgin#never have i ever#love victor#community#xo kitty#there are sooooooo many of these I've lost count lol#heartbreak high#we are lady parts#walp#htgawm#pretty little liars#descendants#doafp#don't worry on the flip side i also support being a hater. god knows i was the biggest hater of the main ship on SO many of these shows#at one point#but it's just...easier for you...when you learn to make peace with allos being gross lol#like god knows i would NAWT write jafael or rina endgame in any universe#but at the end of the day...sigh...im just glad the lomls jane and gina are happy ig#i love seeing them all cute and happy and even the men have their moments sometimes#the only love triangle i have ever won in my life is cazzie and im still gloating over it 3 years later. so.#oh and maybe benvi ig#ginny and georgia#girlblogging.pdf
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i swear i didnt expect to see drama in the hkvthm twt just now, i just wanted to check whb updates hhhhhhhhh also sorry for broken english or poor phrasing in advance, its late and i didnt write lot in english the past days
i dont wanna involve myself w it directly. the whole thing is caused/handled in such an immature and unnecessary way. an artist using their big following to encourage bullying and start unecessary kvthm vs hkvh ship wars and the amount of ppl who excuse and support that behavior, its rlly disappointing and frustrating to see
support and uplift each other but dont weirdly worship others like theyre literal gods just bc they have a big following or can draw good, it rlly goes to some ppls head. drawing good doesnt excuse bullying or disrespectful and ableist behavior/comments and u shouldnt excuse that behavior either
(as a side note, similar sex poses are inevitable unless u draw smth super crazy and i cant understand how someone who loves and obsesses over kaveh is at the same time ableist and apparently homophobic as well. gen confused)
#from all the things i expected on a friday at 1AM it wasnt seeing a mutual on twt causing this big of a drama by handling things so#immaturely#i cant rlly understand that behavior like. legit confused and disappointed#i understand their frustration but i srsly cant understand or excuse their behavior. smh#babbles#*also now former mutual like fr this is gross behavior and i rlly dont need that kind of person on my tl
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the problem is that I had beef with Timmy Cabernet for like two years because he got cast as Laurie and just did not match my idea of what Laurie Lawrence should look like but the truth is that the guy is actually a very good actor and despite the many issues with Little Women 2019 (which, for the record, I did enjoy. sorry mutuals) he was a surprisingly decent Laurie, so I can't stay annoyed by him very well, can I?
#what kind of guy gets critical acclaim for multiple INCREDIBLY high grossing and popular films and then decides to do. Wonka.#I haven't seen that yet but my sister said it was really fun and I'd like it. but that feels like commitment to some secret bit and#ngl? I have to respect it#also I realized halfway through Dune 2 that holy shit this casting is perfect. so much casting of families are like. they do not#look related smh. but holy crap he really does look like oscar isaac's kid. wow.#sorry for swearing it was just A Ligjtbulb Moment in the theater the other night lol#Lu rambles
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What's all this I'm hearing about a French author writing a book about Taekook and Jimin being the bully? What the actual fuck?
Jimin? JIMIN? A BULLY AND ABUSER? PARK JIMIN?
And to actually have the audacity to publish it and have a fan signing? Ew. EW.
How can they write about the most SWEETEST and GENTLE human being ever like that?! The one who is the glue of BTS? The one who is always there for all the members?
Ay dios mio. La gente cada vez está más pendeja.
No shame at all. Fucking embarrassing. Imagine doing all that? Accepting all the hate that Jimin is getting? Being a hypocrite asshat? Nah. Nah. Y'all don't deserve Jimin. Let alone BTS.
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watching the substance
save me grotesque french body horror save me
#can’t believe twt spoiled me for the gross bits smh#it’s so colorful tho thank god it isn’t all grey#the substance#horror
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guysguysguys look at this shitty doll i made in js paint on my tablet never doing that again 💔💔💔
#crow's art#the gross stuff i make smh......#i made this with like ONE person in mind ykwya /lh#damn doll simp........#IGNORE HPW SHITTY THIS IS IM SORURRYY#I TTIEWD HELP#doll murder drones#murder drones doll#murder drones
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can we please stop normalizing being so freaking delusional??? Its honestly harmful in the long run and actually super embarrassing
#i dont even mean going like “*name* is my bf/gf/wife/husband” i dont care#but stop adding the NASTIEST caption i have ever friggin seen to an artist's selfie because its so gross and embarrassing#im not gonna mess with fanfiction because sometimes it harmless but yall need to chill#i understand saying that someone raised your standards because theyre really sweet/respectful/funny etc#but ultimately you will die alone (harsh) because you keep up with these awful fantasies and you wont let go#some of yall need a reality check asap smh#text#kpop#skz#stray kids#enhypen#twice#txt#bts#itzy
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Perry always asks so much of poor Paul!!
#I’m assuming he makes it up to him when the reader isn’t watching heehee#for context the body got like completely smooshed so it’s a really gross corpse#and Perry is like hey Paul go dig in its pockets#smh perry is lucky he’s cute#feral!perry blogging#the case of the lame canary#paul drake
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being in college and being heavily invested in fandom really is like… feeling bad that you want to write fanfic/meta/etc. instead of studying even more which by default totally purges the frolicking-in-the-field vibe ur meant to have in being creative and ruins EVERYTHING
#🎱#smh#and i do love school deeply because im finally studying what i want to#but it on top of a whole laundry list of of other shit is completely draining#and i feel like to ever get to that blissful heaven of creative free time i need to pour hours and hours in now#gross yucky vent post
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It's so hard being obsessed with Riz and Fabian's platonic relationship bc no one understands them like I do. They're boy best friends they're foils they're equal and opposite. The thought of kissing each other makes them both want to vomit. It isn't a qpr but they are still soulmates. They're a little obsessed with each other. They make each other better. When they're together it inevitably becomes teen boy chaos. And it's so categorically not romantic I cannot stress enough how non-romantic it is. It's the best thing ever and it's tragically misunderstood
#listen. my view on their friendship is likely somewhat skewed bc i project the relationship i have with my best friend onto them#but im right in saying that it isnt at all romantic and that its incredibly profound#like. riz desperately wants fabian to think hes cool in freshman and sophomore year#when riz goes missing fabian bites glass and crashes a ship into a building. he catches him in a sheet and swaddles him#theyre teen boy best friends and theyre soulmates and kissing would be gross!! its not hard to get!!#and yet ppl insist on it being romantic. smh thats like the most boring interpretation of it#fantasy high#d20
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Hey I got a new idea for a story. Simon is bent down on the table and he’s holding a paddle, with extreme pressure he spanks himself and screams into the rag that’s covering his mouth. His ass his raw and red. His butt his leaking with substances. He can’t take it anymore but he’s going to keep going, it’s pleasure for him
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
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[WIP] here's claire + blair's immediate family. now in an actual family tree website. these dates/numbers are true to september 2014 but the pictures are whatever. i thought of using my drawings at first but i don't have art for everyone and it'd look weird half/half. i don't have a picture for blair's father and colin is still missing a middle name. eleanor and christina are cousins. i want to share the entire family tree but i have to edit everything together and i don't feel like doing it right now... here's the original post in case you haven't seen it.
#i have such a specific vision for blair's father. i will never find a picture for him#<- i thought of putting jimmy stewart there as a placeholder because it'd be funny. to me#i know blair feels terrible about being older than her brother. hard relate#really like that picture of claire and her father. she looks so messy#<- you KNOW words stopped making sense to her three hours ago#oc: claire swanson#oc: blair stewart#next time i share this i'll probably share it updated_final_FINAL_ACTUALLY_2024_FINALNOW#can't believe blair is 27 years old in 2024. this is so wrong.#so gross i'll have to put hashtag that guy in claires family tree. cant believe she marries him. smh
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While I'm on the subject of weird alcohol.
I fundamentally believe the Ralph collects the stuff on his world travels and it's best to be wary when you're visiting them.
Laurie going "Oh. No. Don't drink that" while Ralph offers you a glass pokerfaced
#as if tricking your friends into trying gross stuff isn't a time honoured tradition#really Laurie#smh#the charioteer
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