#grimhumor

[chasingrainbcws]

@grimhumor​, cont.

          It was often  too easy  to forget how brutal and ruthless Alastor could be; his reputation proceeds him, but in his private company, he’s an absolute and utter gentleman !  Witnessing such a violent act  ( while not uncommon or unsettling to her in any fashion )  was unexpected. Was he truly so upset ?           ❝   --- I..  okay,  but..   ❞   She fumbles, her meek reassurance muffled by the pained cries of the aggressor.   ❝   .. I don’t really  care  about my title. It’s.. really not a big deal to me, but.. thank you for standing up for me !   ❞

[steelgrey-demon]

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“Not today Al.” Vaggie grunted out as she repeatedly stabbed a dead grey demon in the face with her bladed spear.

[pxppinmolly-archived]

@grimhumor​ replied to your post:

What do you mean Molly isnt your oc? I always thought this to be true considering the development depth — 🤔 /crawls back into the abyss cause icb my spideysenses tingled on fake news 😒 we always knew Dani ran the Molly show♥️

[dubcheq]

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[amo-ridere]

"Diamond's aren't a girl's best friend." Dark humor +interest in true crime+love of botany= Me and this Poem In case you're wondering, what inspired this was a convo on FB where someone made a joke about women and true crime, specifically how, in general, women seemed to be quite fond of the genre. Another interesting thing to note is that, at least, ONE Forensic Files (or was it "Cold Case Files"?) episode did have oleander as a murder weapon. Yes, the perp in that case was a woman. #PoetryTwitter #darkhumor #poisonousplants #truecrime #poetsofig #somerealitysubtext #musings #writtenonthefly #freeverse #mediumpoem #darklyhumorousmusings #oleander #signedanddated #canva #grimhumor #truecrimecommunity https://www.instagram.com/p/ChsHuqvL83i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[infinitexmuses-m]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?

a burning heart

you believe yourself to be terribly unlovable, and that is why you push away the people who try, because there must be something awfully wrong with them to love someone like you. love transforms you no matter how long you hold it in your shaking hands. you love the way a wound does. your heart has never stopped bleeding since the first moment it broke.

tagged by: @grimhumor​

tagging: @the-forced-heroes, @shadowofaprince

[hxllshotel]

Alastor doesn't do mass gifts, but for Niffty, he does have the habit of offering her a new dress from time to time. He does spoil his favorites.

(I might've actually forgotten I had Niffty here.)

"Thank you!" The tiny demon would exclaim, soon zooming off to try the new dress on.

[twiliastral-squids]

I drew this as a new year gift to all my friends and mutuals ❤️ now I can post it here~ thank you for everything! I hope we can keep making great memories this year :’3  (full version here)

Jin: @milkywhitepeach Cirrus: @peachysquids Flynn: @squibhell Klover: @squibscribbles Theo: @myangelsheaven Alois: @rringabel Hal: @jetsquelched Vince: @x-GrimHumor-x Pistachio: @asik-ku Amir: @demydee Rex: @rainkling Arsen: @sharkesen Kakei: @woomyhitsu Zake: @jello-slosher Vis: @squeeds

[infernal-feminae-archived]

𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

@grimhumor said:  [ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 ] My muse tries to make yours laugh when they are sad | For Niffty!

Niffty blinked and looked up at Alastor, a bit bewildered by his attempt to cheer up but nevertheless, a the ends of her lips twitch a coupled of times. Eventually, forming into a small smile, and after a few more moments soft giggles escape from her mouth. 

It seemed he was successful in making her laugh! “Thanks, Alastor!” She chirped happily between giggles. “I really needed that.” While she tried to hide her sadness, because she didn’t want anyone to think it would impede her work, it seemed her boss could see right through her. But perhaps this time it was for the best. 

[chasingrainbcws]

@grimhumor​ said:  « oh, i find that so rude! »

          ❝   It’s okay,  really !  I.. I’m used to it.   ❞           The denizens of her beloved, hellish home have little to no regard for the royal bloodline.. until, of course, her  Father  stood before them; that tends to change one’s tune rather quickly.. but in her case, the hateful jeers and cold-hearted taunts were to be expected. Alastor hasn’t made his opinion on the Hotel unknown, either.. but he was straight-forward and logical about his disapproval, and never openly mocked her for her juxtaposed view. Besides which.. he was a gentleman, despite his  nasty  reputation. He wasn’t the sort to idly stand by and watch a lady be insulted, no matter how accustomed to it she may seem. It was a blessing, and a curse; while it was nice to have someone stand up for her in a sense.. the radio demon was unpredictable, as likely to hold a door open for her as he was to slaughter a stranger on the street for wagging his tongue.

[satans-little-accident]

This #rose is lasting longer than my will to live 😆 #grimhumor

[pxppinmolly-archived]

@grimhumor​ replied to your post:

She Did Nothing Wrong.

Molly’s done some things wrong but. No she hasn’t. <3 But yes she has. No. But yes. You know? Yeah. <3 No.

[lihaliemikuutio]

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? a) Propably, yeah. b) First say my farewells to people and then do something outrageously inappropriate I'd never have the courage to do if I were going to live. c) I believe "Paskahalvaus" is an appropriate term here. (for those who don't speak finnish, that translates to "shitparalyzis" and it's pretty much exactly what it sounds like)

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? This one.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Japan. No questions asked.

[meetyouinswitzerland-blog]

My co-worker is currently designing the obituary page for the newspaper and she's trying to incorporate a few press releases to cover more space.

However the problem is the following press releases were submitted for the page: Death Cafe information session, "Final Days" car sale and photos of a Cemetery Tour....

Needless to say she'll be rearranging the page quite a bit. Tis the season I suppose- Happy Halloween? (But seriously not the greatest place to submit these kind of stories)

[skyjynxart]

After waaaay way too long obsessing over these, I'm finally done!

It started out as a dumb doodle of myself & @grimhumor as Imps from Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel because I'm deep in hyperfixation, and then turned into a challenge to myself to match the canon style as closely as possible. It was a lot of fun, even if I did spend far too long on them- ha!

[infernal-feminae-archived]

HOW  DOES  YOUR MUSE CARRY  EMOTIONS ? rules.  repost,  don’t reblog !     bold & italicize what applies accordingly.

Tagged by: @infernal-general, @grimhumor, @hostmortem​

Tagging: You. Go wild.

anger.       jaw clenching,   hands balling into fists,   teeth grinding,  yelling,   going nonverbal,   stuttering speech,   rushed speech,   slow concise speech,   rambling,   quiet,   arms crossing,   shaking head,  tearing up,   animated,   expressionless,   projects,   internalizes,   vents,   withdraws,   passive aggressive,   direct,   physical outbursts,   verbal outbursts.

joy.       easy smiles,   fighting back grins,   suppressed laughter,   loud laughter,   giggles,   chuckling,   smirks,   whole body laughs,   covers mouth when laughing,  throws head back when laughing,   slaps leg,   touches people around them when laughing, looks down when laughing,   looks for eye contact when laughing,   sparkling eyes,   bubbly happiness, quiet subtle happiness,   obnoxious happiness,   wants to spread joy ,quietly savours joy.

sadness.       crying,  bottling it up,   seeks distractions,   wallows,   meditates & processes,   avoidance, seeks out comfort,  withdraws,   talks it out,   internalizes it,   sad smiles,   depression naps,   uses alcohol,   uses drugs,   seeks out sources of joy,   fidgets with sentimental item,  sits in silence,   broods,   gets moody,   wants someone to share the misery,   tries to hide negative emotions,   nurtures others to make themselves feel better.

embarrassment / shame.       blushing,   looking away,   rubbing at back of head,   covering face,  laughing nervously,   laughs it off,   overthinks,   lets it go,   self deprecating humour,   deflects,   gets irritated,   smiles,   withdraws,   crossing arms over stomach,   crossing arms over chest,   hands in pockets,  shoulders sinking,   shrugs,   falling into silence until comfortable again,   talking a lot to compensate.

guilt.       avoiding eye contact,   shoulders sinking low,   head hanging down,   crying,   chest aches,   lashes out,   internalizes,   apologizes,   deflects,   communicates,   withdraws,   grand gestures for forgiveness,  accepts fault easily,   punishes themselves,   martyrdom,   victim complex,   over-active guilt complex,   healthy conscience,   internalizes even after forgiveness,   seeking redemption,   moves on easily,   denial,   lack of guilt / conscience,   sorry they got caught more than caused harm, can’t handle knowing they hurt others.

fear / anxiety.       trembling,  crying,   sarcasm / sass (humour) to cope,   rambles,  goes silent,   gets angry,  fidgeting,   clenching jaw,  picking at nails,   chewing at lip,   pulling at clothes,   adjusting jewelry / clothing,   swallowing thickly, eyes widening,   overreacts,   underreacts,   calm,   logical,   panicked,   irrational,   overthinks,  carefully analyzes,   talks to themselves,   breathing exercises,   flight,   fight,   withdraw.

anger.     jaw clenching,   hands balling into fists,   teeth grinding,  yelling,   going nonverbal,   stuttering speech,   rushed speech,   slow concise speech,   rambling,   quiet,   arms crossing,   shaking head,  tearing up,   animated,   expressionless,   projects,   internalizes,   vents,   withdraws,   passive aggressive,   direct,   physical outbursts,   verbal outbursts.

joy.       easy smiles,   fighting back grins,   suppressed laughter,   loud laughter,   giggles,   chuckling,   smirks,   whole body laughs,   covers mouth when laughing,  throws head back when laughing,   slaps leg,   touches people around them when laughing, looks down when laughing,   looks for eye contact when laughing,   sparkling eyes,   bubbly happiness, quiet subtle happiness,   obnoxious happiness,   wants to spread joy ,quietly savours joy.

sadness.       crying,  bottling it up,   seeks distractions,   wallows,   meditates & processes,  avoidance, seeks out comfort,  withdraws,   talks it out,   internalizes it,   sad smiles,   depression naps,   uses alcohol,   uses drugs,   seeks out sources of joy,   fidgets with sentimental item,  sits in silence,   broods,   gets moody,   wants someone to share the misery,  tries to hide negative emotions,   nurtures others to make themselves feel better.

embarrassment / shame.       blushing, looking away,   rubbing at back of head,   covering face,  laughing nervously,   laughs it off,   overthinks,   lets it go,   self deprecating humour,   deflects,   gets irritated,   smiles,   withdraws,   crossing arms over stomach,   crossing arms over chest,   hands in pockets,  shoulders sinking,   shrugs,   falling into silence until comfortable again,   talking a lot to compensate.

guilt.       avoiding eye contact,   shoulders sinking low,   head hanging down,  crying,   chest aches,   lashes out,   internalizes,  apologizes,   deflects,   communicates,   withdraws,   grand gestures for forgiveness,  accepts fault easily,   punishes themselves,   martyrdom,   victim complex,   over-active guilt complex,   healthy conscience,   internalizes even after forgiveness,   seeking redemption,   moves on easily,   denial,   lack of guilt / conscience,   sorry they got caught more than caused harm, can’t handle knowing they hurt others.

fear / anxiety.       trembling, crying,   sarcasm / sass (humour) to cope,   rambles,  goes silent,   gets angry, fidgeting,   clenching jaw,  picking at nails,   chewing at lip,   pulling at clothes,   adjusting jewelry / clothing,   swallowing thickly, eyes widening,   overreacts,   underreacts,   calm,   logical,   panicked,   irrational,   overthinks, carefully analyzes,   talks to themselves,   breathing exercises,   flight,   fight,   withdraw.