#greta gator

[hellagator]

Greta says!

Little stray mammals get eaten!!

[artist-issues]

I love the comments and defense of the original Snow White but some people are not taking the defensive position that I would take, all things considered.

I mean, asking the question “since when is it bad to wish for love?” is one thing, but then sometimes people follow it up with, “and that’s not all she wanted! That’s not her main goal!”

Okay I appreciate you but yes it was. Let’s just call it like it is. And then don’t back down. Hear me out.

The first thing you learn about Snow-White is from that pretty opening-fairy-tale-book page, where it points out two characters: the wicked and vain stepmother who is afraid of Snow White and dresses her in rags to cover up her beauty, and uses her as a scullery maid—and Snow White herself, who is…well, used as a scullery maid.

Treated as a servant, and actively hated by the only family she has. And she’s a child. She hasn’t been alive very long to experience anything other than hatred and jealousy toward herself.

She’s even talking to birds, and the fact that they’re clustered around her from beginning to end of that opening scene indicates that they’re very comfortable with her and she talks to them all the time—because they’re the only positive interaction she gets to have.

That’s the situation that Snow White is in. But the first thing you learn about who she is and what she wants comes when she wishes in the well. And what’s she wishing for?

Love. The one she loves. A specific, male figure, who will say nice things to her and find her. She wants him to come quick. Why?

How silly. How vapid and shallow of her. How weak and one-dimensional. Please, goodness, can’t someone update her to have some depth?

NO. She is a young woman who is not given any love and is treated like a horrible nuisance who must be covered up in dirt and rags. She has no friends except birds, who can’t talk back. She is actively hated by the closest person to her.

It’s a miracle she even knows the word “love” and has the strength of character to believe in it after the situation she’s grown up in.

The song very specifically says “I’m wishing…for the one I love…to find me…today. I’m hoping…and I’m dreaming of…the nice things…he’ll say.”

She wants to be loved because she isn’t loved. Geez, she wants someone to say nice things to her. She wants to give her own love because she doesn’t have anything but courtyard doves to befriend. Of course it’s her goal. Of course it’s her wish. What wish or goal could be higher? And what wish or goal could be more natural for a character in her situation?

And even more than that, what could be stronger than believing that it will happen? This character who’s been unloved and mistreated by everyone takes a Prince at his word when he says he’ll give her that love. He promises it, and she believes him.

She has every opportunity and right to be bitter, hardened, anti-social, self-absorbed (pre-Huntsman and Dwarfs, she could very easily believe that nobody else is going to watch out for her except herself) and jaded. But instead she has this pure faith, which it takes a lot to maintain when everything has been ripped away from you. She could’ve been totally swamped by doubt and bitterness.

I mean, she could worry that the Prince won’t be able to convince her Stepmother to let him marry her.

Then when she gets chased into the woods for her life, she could fret that the Prince wouldn’t know how to find her.

Heck, she could just forget about him, give up, and say, “this is my life now, I’m living with these seven dwarfs and we’ll take care of each other, I guess that’s the most I can hope for.”

But no. She has faith in his promise, and hangs on to her dream, and sings, with total assurance, “Someday My Prince Will Come.” I mean, she won’t even let a moment of panic in the woods go by without reprimanding herself for losing that faith, for a second.

Can any of you say the same? Can any of you imagine being that kind of person: the kind of person who unashamedly wants to love and be loved in return, and when everything is stripped away and every chance at that taken from you, you hang on and believe anyway? You stay positive and even joyful anyway? For love?

Come on. Defend that. Yes, her goal was “just” to be loved. And to love in return. The fear of having her life taken from her, the necessity (not the desire for) freedoms from that, was just an obstacle in the way of being loved. And this isn’t a movie about Snow White’s natural reaction to abuse. It’s about her strength of faith in love in SPITE of that abuse. The spotlight is on her strength, not her weakness, but it’s strength of faith in love.

Anyway.

If you believe that it’s good and fine for a girl’s whole goal and fondest dream is to be loved, then don’t stand with one foot in that camp and another in the camp that says “girls want more than just love.” No, what? Love is the best thing a girl can want. I’m not talking about “romance.” I’m not talking about sex. I’m talking about pure, self-sacrificial, kind love. It’s the best thing they can want, and Snow White is one of the only characters who does want it unashamedly, uncomplicated.

Just defend that. Don’t try to argue that the “Someday My Prince Will Come” Princess isn’t wholeheartedly after love. Makes it look like you don’t believe that’s as wonderful as it is.

[ask-the-boogeyman]

Ooc;; I think it's about time for me to list all the muses I ACTUALLY have, I just don't write them on Tumblr because I don't know how to run a proper multi-muse and there are a lot of muses. I am very capable of writing each and every one of these that I am about to list and I have in fact written each and every one of them.

Here we go:

Anime Muses: Decim Hidan Deidara

Horror Muses: Bubba Sawyer Carlos Oliveira Michael Myers, Young, old, RZ, and AU Billy Loomis Billy Hargrove Brahms Heelshire Jason Voorhees Max Thompson Jr (Hillbilly) Shin Jong-In (OC) Vincent Sinclair HUNK Billy Lenz Dwight Fairfield Danny Johnson Will Graham Garnet Madjinini (Legion OC) Eddie Gluskin Kazan Yamaoka Greta Evans Jake Park Philip Ojomo Susie Lavoie Nemsis T-Type Ashby Brooks (Horror OC) Pyramid Head A Xenomorph named Teno Piers Nivans Tiffany Bedrock (Horror OC) Argyle Arkin O.Brien The Demoflayer (Billy Hargrove Horror AU) Rebecca Chambers HABIT Corey Cunningham The ENTITY #1 Realtor Maison Tello

Animation Muses: Stolas

Non-Horror Video Game Muses: Roadhog (Various and AU) Gabriel Reyes (Various and AU) Zenyatta B.O.B Junkrat Ramattra Vincent Valentine Sans

FNAF/FNAF inspired Muses: Pumpkin Rabbit Bon Rabbit Jack Walten Montgomery Gator Glamrock Lefty Charlie Emily Funtime Freddy

Various other Muses: A bunch of OCs Watch from SCP tapes RK900 Nicholas ST. North Holly from Monster Rancher Ryuzaki Marshadow

etc etc

[dubstep2006]

Amazing Digital Circus Shape Challenge

this is my Amazing Digital Circus game, I would like to give credit to Gooseworx for making the official Digital Circus Characters, I'm a big fan of the amazing digital circus, so to celebrate it, I've decided to make my own digital circus game, I'm giving the official digital circus characters their own nationalities and languages in my own game to show the languages of the beauty in life

Check out my Amazing Digital Circus Boss Projects

Amazing Digital Circus Shape Challenge Bosses On YouTube

Here are the voice actors for the game

Lizzie Freeman a.k.a Pomni

Volodymyr Zelenskyy a.k.a Kinger

Amanda Hufford a.k.a Ragatha

Vladimir Putin a.k.a Jax

Greta Thunberg a.k.a Gangle

Ashley Nichols a.k.a Zooble

Dayo Okeniyi a.k.a DJ Disco

Keith David a.k.a Montgomery Gator

Jim Carrey a.k.a Ottoleaf

Erika Henningsen a.k.a Charlie Morningstar

Colin Farrell a.k.a Kaufmo

David Tennant a.k.a Bubble

Jennifer Lopez a.k.a Abstracted Pomni

Dami Im a.k.a Demi-Girl

Edward Bosco a.k.a Alastor

Justin Briner a.k.a Izuku Midoriya

Jun Fukuyama a.k.a Salvation

Alvaro Herreros Martinez a.k.a ITownGamePlay

Benjamin Aaron Shapiro a.k.a Ben Shapiro

Don Cheadle a.k.a Caine

Here are the Bosses in order:

Pomni-First Boss

Pomni has been mind-controled by Caine and has become the first boss of the game, she lives in Oklahoma, United States in America

Kinger-Second Boss

Kinger is the second Boss, he is located in Kyiv, Ukraine

Ragatha-Third Boss

Ragatha is the third boss, She lives in Nassau, Bahamas

Jax-Forth Boss

Jax is the forth boss, loves to hop around and dancing to Russian music, you'll find him in Moscow, Russia

Gangle-Fifth Boss

Gangle is the Fifth Boss, She lives in Stockholm, Sweden

Zooble-Sixth Boss

Zooble is the Sixth Boss, she is lives in Lusaka, Zambia

DJ Disco-Seventh Boss

DJ Disco is the New Digital Circus OC, he lives in Abuja, Nigeria

Montgomery Gator-Eighth Boss

Montgomery Gator is from FNAF SB and has become a digital circus Character, he lives in Washington D.C., USA

Ottoleaf-Ninth Boss

Ottoleaf is the New Digital Circus OC, he lives in Toronto, Canada

Charlie Morningstar-Tenth Boss

Charlie Morningstar is from Hazbin Hotel and became the a Digital Circus Character, she lives in Jerusalem, Israel

Kaufmo-Eleventh Boss

Kaufmo is the Eleventh Boss, he lives in Dublin, Ireland

Bubble-Twelfth Boss

Bubble is the Twelfth boss, he lives in Edinburgh, Scotland

Abstracted Pomni-Thirteenth Boss

Abstracted Pomni is the evil version of Pomni and the Thirteenth Boss, you'll find her in Brooklyn, United States

Demi-Girl-Fourteenth Boss

Demi-Girl has been brainwashed by Alastor, she lives in Seoul, South Korea

Alastor - Fifteenth Boss

Alastor is from Hazbin Hotel, he lives New Orleans, Louisiana

Izuku Midoriya - Sixteenth Boss

Izuku Midoriya is from My Hero Academia, he also reborn as a Drone, he lives in Musutafu, Japan

ITownGamePlay - Seventeenth Boss

ITownGamePlay is a Spanish Youtuber and lives in Valencia, Spain

Ben Shapiro - Eighteenth Boss

Ben Shapiro was a layer and became the ruler of new drop high school, he lives in Burbank, California, you'll face in New Dorp High School

Salvation - Nineteenth Boss

Salvation is the leader of the Church, he served God for many years, he lives in Tokyo, Japan on the highest Church

Caine - Final Boss

Caine is the final boss, and the Nintendo Game Master, you'll end his schemes in Havana, Cuba

[ultimatespyrofanfic]

For “Power of the Eons”, these are the dragons from ‘the 36 Dragon Prophecy’; that are in the Ultimate Alliance to save all the realms. From left to right: the 3 Mage Dragons (Thrill, Mixxy & Knighty), x7 Heroic Dragons (the Middle 7) & Dark Chain Gang Members And Affiliate (Diesel & Faint, Yowza).

Spyro’s friends from the many titles, I have changed James Byrd from a penguin to a phoenix. The other oddity is Slashette, she is Ripto’s daughter. She will emerge in the Dragon Code MMORPG stories. Long story short, she is the estranged daughter with full knowledge of her father but wants nothing to do with him. Even after he finally learns that he had a long lost daughter; she is a dark green raptor.

All of my favorites from the All Stars of PlayStation. That will be on the good side of the Ultimate Alliance. Side note, I recently learned that the original Tomb Raider was created as Latina. In honor of that & always wanting less whites around; I’m having Lara Cruz instead of Croft. Portrayed by Roselyn Sanchez.

Through out my many stories of the fanfic; these are characters throughout the epilogues. On the left, I’m including Brian & Stewie Griffin because; why not? Have you not played the Multiverse game? Twilly Via & Pearla Lajur are members of a rival motorcycle gang named, ‘Illegal Siggies’. Not sworn or arch nemesis to the ‘Dark Chain Gang’ (On the Lower Right Hand Corner). Twilly Via is a pink seahorse & Pearla is a white echidna. Mr Juicy & Sassori Azure are allies to Gnasty Gnorc, Angelica Pieces (the Sorceress), Ripto & Red the Dragon. After many stories of the MMORPG; they will join this Ultimate Alliance to ensure their survival (They are a black moose & a blue/white griffin.). Juggernaut is an Executioner, galactic class; from the Elven Realms. He is amongst the Top 1,000 List, in the 25 Bracket. He joins the Ultimate Alliance for survival purposes. Omnikov & Clovier Yéyé are friends of Chlorox. Too powerful, just like him… Omnikov is a shadow & Clovier is a bumblebee. The Dark Chain Gang joins because of their connections with Diesel & Faint. Not the entire gang joins this Ultimate Alliance because there are going to be multiple through out the story. Luxroc is a black orc, Miara Milan is a ladybug & Riotburn is a human.

the Apocalypse Order is a group of the Top 1,000 List; they are all of the 25 Bracket. It’s safe to say, they are the most powerful grouping that joins this Ultimate Alliance. Species List, from left to right; Fitty Crown the Gator, Ashinei Jei the Angel, Laezono the Woodian, Gravelle the Gargoyle, Nivea the Starz, Raelia laVonya the Angel, Joonto the Eagle & Zadreggus the Platypus. This is my first version of Zadreggus; as he is also a character in the Crimson Collective. As a human…

Fortune Seekers Unlimited is comprised of a group of children brought together by the Unlimited Club. A scientific group that is based in Ireland. They work in all of the realms, for the study of super powers & as erowo ordinance lords (the super power police). Essentially, that’s what the six of them are. Investigators & law enforcement. They will be 20 years of age at this point of the fanfic. & yes, that is Handel & Greta… All members are human, as the Ultimate Club is based in the Humanoid Realms. All of the members aren’t from the Humanoid Realms though.

TMNT joins this Ultimate Alliance because they deem it is the most Ultimate out of those formed.

As stated before, Everglow inspired Nevergleaux. As stated before, these are all dopplegangers of Everglow. Born in the Mirror Realms eons ago & have been causing nothing but migraines to all of the realms. Being the opposite of Everglow, they are one of the reasons the Mirror Realms were locked so long ago. They were trying to get to what the Power of Eons is based off of; a weapon of mass creation. Anyone acquiring it will be able to make their own universe; anyway they see fit.

Now excuse me while I go back to working on my stories & to finish adding my fanfic details to my website…

The current enemies I have lined up for Power of Eons. You’ll be able to identify a few & that’s it. Kenitia Swole is a doppelgänger from the Mirror Realms; based off of Kenitia Cole the Choreographer/Dancer who murdered Victoria Monet’s “Good Time x Trouble”. Go listen to it… Iyyesh, Spiral, Occrean & Sharker are new to the fanfic. Dreddonius is the father of Faint, his alive form was defeated by Faint, Diesel & the Dark Chain Gang back when the prophecy was identified again by Faint being discovered by Diesel. Then bringing her to one of the Dragon Strongholds of the Crazoid Realms; where she was born. Long story short, she was locked in the castle with the rest of the survivors but opening the castle, via another prophecized dragon getting close to another; resurrected Dreddonius. Now, he’ll be in the form of Bonie Dreddonius; just for this fanfic.

[iincantatorum]

@gretaphasmatosmartin || from (X)

They’d walked for what felt like the better part of the day. Greta’s legs were getting tired so she could only imagine how hard this was on Ulysses who wasn’t born to land like she was. They kept about the same pace with her legs being shorter and him being a little more winded environment. She heard the rush of water getting louder as they walked on and as the landscape continued to change she wondered where he was leading her, and why she’d been so eager to follow.

As he pulled back the branch Greta saw them, bathing on the rocks, splashing in the water, laughing and singing among themselves. Her breath left her lungs and she felt a sense of longing as she stared at them. She’d been entranced by the site and only came out of it at the touch of Ulysess’ walking stick brushing her legs. She tore her eyes away from the marvel to meet his, still enthralled.

“Are they yours …?” she asked, keeping her voice low. “Did you help make them or are they natural?” Her brow furrowed as her mind struggled to make sense of what she was seeing, of what he was offering. A reckless part of her wanted so badly to, but… Greta worried her bottom lip considering his offer. “I could never dream … the intrusion…”

Ulysses exhaled and smiled, looking at them proudly. “In a way. They were once human and exhausted from the daily trials of life. Each of them wanted to become a mermaid and wanted freedom, and did not want to turn back human, so I gave them their wish.”

He let Greta ponder, weighing for herself if the transformation is something she wanted to experience. Though his spell was temporary, a change like that can be overwhelming for many, so if she refuses, he can very well understand. 

“Intrusion.” He repeated the word, confused by what she could mean by it. “Greta, your presence fills my cold and dark existence with warmth and light, and I am sure it does for others. I doubt you could be an intrusion for anyone. But nevertheless, if you wish to turn back, we can just pass our time by fishing for some... crawdaddies. And you owe me some crocodile meat. -Oh sorry, they’re called ‘gators here.”

[milfronin]

see the thing is about sonaverse is like. there's two like . Sects. there's The Youths. and The Milfs. And I like to imagine the Youths living in some ... Tgirl Hype House, for lack of a better phrasing. ganymede, anastasia, greta, rhubarb, fritz, and now soon to be made minotaur/cow sona . and then the Milfs is like bessie tasha hyacinth capone, tb made gator mob boss. . but i just like the tgirl hypehouse idea. so many of them. varying vibes. al over the place.

[massivepandatragedy]

Violet: Pop a perky just to start up (pop it, pop it pop it)

Violet: Two cups of purple just to warm up (two cups, drank)

Violet: I heard your bitch she got that water

Violet: (Splash, drip, drip, woo, splash)

Violet: Slippery, 'scuse me, please me (please)

Jenny: I'm up, oh, believe me, believe me (believe me)

Violet: Get beat, 'cause I'm flexin' 'Raris (skrt)

Violet: You can bet on me (skr, skr)

Jenny: Hey, hey, hey, tater tot

Jenny: Fuck niggas on my radar watch (watchin')

Jenny. Crocodile hunter, turn 'em to some gator shots (urr)

Kari: Iced out watch (ice), ridin' round ten o' clock (ten)

Jenny: Ridin' round, geeked up, damn, think it's three o'clock (three)

Violet: Four o'clock (four), five o'clock, six o'clock (five)

Violet: I'm gon' pop, if I don't I'm back to the pot (whip)

Violet: I got rocks (rocks), big bales, big arms (bales)

Violet: Tommy gun (prr), come out and play let's have fun (yeah)

Kari: Big scales (scales), fishscale, big weight (fish)

Jenny: Iceberg (ice), ice tray, ice tray (woo)

Violet: Plug called (called), tried to front, I don't need it (brrt)

Violet: I don't need it (brrt)

Violet: Pockets strong, wrist anemic (strong)

Violet: Get freezy (freezy), young nigga pay your debt-is (debt-is)

Kari: Grandma (grandma) auntie Ab and auntie Neesa (Neesa)

Jenny: Uncle Bo, auntie Greta serve ya perkys (Greta)

Jenny: Auntie Eva, if she got a pound she might just serve it (serve)

Violet: Pop a perky just to start up (pop it, pop it pop it)

Violet: Two cups of purple just to warm up (two cups, drank)

Violet: I heard your bitch she got that water

Violet: (Splash, drip, drip, woo, splash)

Violet: Slippery, 'scuse me, please me (please)

Jenny: I'm up, oh, believe me, believe me (believe me)

Violet: Get beat, 'cause I'm flexin' 'Raris (skrt)

Violet: You can bet on me (skr, skr)

Violet: Hey, hey, hey, slippery, she numbin' me, that tongue on me

Violet: Honestly (honest), she fuck with me, a wife to be (wife)

Violet: In Italy, bought her a fur, look like the wildebeest (rarr)

Violet: Just chill with me (chill)

Violet: It is no worry, it is a bill to me (it ain't nothin')

Violet: I pull up Diablo, I pull up with models

Violet: I gave her her first Philippe (Philippe)

Violet: We goin' full throttle, she swallowed the bottle

Violet: I'm all in her ovaries (ah)

Violet: I gave her some dollars

Violet: I Gucci'd her collar now she can't get over me (hey)

Violet: She want a dose of me (dose)

Violet: Just hop in the Ghost with me (Ghost)

Violet: Perky and molly, don't vote for nobody

Violet: These bitch ass niggas ain't solid (solid)

Violet: Run in your house and with pumps and the shotties

Violet: Your mama might be up inside it (bah)

Violet: Cars robotic, bad bitch with a body

Violet: But really don't care nothing about it (uh-uh)

Violet: Cappin' and poppin', I seen that lil Masi

Violet: I coulda pulled up and just shot ya (brrt)

Violet: It's a jungle, I let 'em survive

Violet: Pop a perky just to start up (pop it, pop it pop it)

Violet: Two cups of purple just to warm up (two cups, drank)

Violet: I heard your bitch she got that water

Violet: (Splash, drip, drip, woo, splash)

Violet: Slippery, 'scuse me, please me (please)

Jenny: I'm up, oh, believe me, believe me (believe me)

Violet: Get beat, 'cause I'm flexin' 'Raris (skrt)

Violet: You can bet on me (skr, skr)

Violet: I rock water, diamonds, I'm drippin' but not slippin'

Violet: I threw a quarter, well, damn, but no I'm not trippin'

Violet: Bugatti on Forgis, and nawl, I'm not crippin'

Violet: I buy Ferraris like Jordans

Violet: I'm Mike and y'all Pippen

Violet: Chillin', just me and my millions

Violet: Niggas, they all in they feelin's

Violet: My bitches, I spoil them like they chillens

Violet: So persistent, if I want it, I go get it

Violet: I'm so slimy, grimy, shiesty but still shining

Violet: Rude and unkindly, cruel with no conscience

Violet: Drop the top on College, nigga I ain't with no nonsense

Violet: And I'm a murderer nigga but I don't promote violence

Kari: Dead shot (brrt), AK make your head rock (brrt)

Kari: Red dot, retro Air Jord' deadstock

Violet: Lean on rocks (Act)

Violet: Perkys, Mollies, Xannies, rocks (roxies)

Violet: Oxycontin (Oxyies)

Violet: Takeoff I'm your med doc (Takeoff!)

Violet: Leg lock (leg)

Violet: The key I got, unlock the box (box)

Kari: What's in that box, huh?

Violet: Don't tell em they might show the cops (shh)

Violet: Wrist watch (bite), abnormal so I flood the clock (ice)

Kari: Money flop

Violet: panties drop

Jenny: that's when them titties pop (woo)

Violet: Free my partners (John Wick)

Violet: 'Til they free it's fuck the cops (fuck 'em)

Violet: They know I geek a lot

Violet: They don't know I keep a Glock (clueless)

Jenny: Ain't been no drought (where)

Jenny: They think I been sleep a lot

Jenny; They think I'm dumb (dumb)

Jenny: They don't know I see the plot (see it)

Jenny: Fuck it I seize a knot

Violet: Pop a perky just to start up (pop it, pop it pop it)

Violet: Two cups of purple just to warm up (two cups, drank)

Violet: I heard your bitch she got that water

Violet: (Splash, drip, drip, woo, splash)

Violet: Slippery, 'scuse me, please me (please)

Jenny: I'm up, oh, believe me, believe me (believe me)

Violet: Get beat, 'cause I'm flexin' 'Raris (skrt)

Violet: You can bet on me (skr, skr)

Jenny: Hey, hey, hey

[eitmonline]

EITM Playlist 9/1/23

Soul Asylum - Somebody To Shove | 6:05

Molly Hatchet - Bounty Hunter | 6:26

Styx - Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) | 6:31

Måneskin - HONEY (ARE YOU COMING?) | 7:04

Molly Hatchet - Gator Country | 7:36

Styx - Queen Of Spades | 7:51

Sheryl Crow - If It Makes You Happy | 7:56

Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake - Keep Going Up | 8:29

Nicki Minaj - Last Time I Saw You | 8:50

Molly Hatchet - Dreams I’ll Never See | 9:20

Styx - Renegade | 9:33

Lil Wayne - Kat Food | 9:39

Kylie Minogue - Tension | 10:02

Travis Scott, Drake - MELTDOWN | 10:34

Greta Van Fleet - Farewell For Now | 10:53

[denimbex1986]

'A Barbie-Oppenheimer mashup movie, better known as Barbenheimer, is actually happening. The portmanteau "Barbenheimer" was coined to describe the Internet phenomenon surrounding Barbie and Oppenheimer's same-day release date on July 21, which inspired memes, mash-ups, and merchandise. Despite being diametrically opposed in style, tone, and aesthetic, many moviegoers decided to do a double bill of the two blockbusters, which ended up making "Barbenheimer" the biggest cinematic event of the year.

Now, a Barbie-Oppenheimer mashup movie is actually in the works. According to JoBlo, a "wild comedy" titled Barbenheimer is in pre-production from the notorious B-movie company, Full Moon Features. Along with the announcement comes the first promotional art and a synopsis about fed-up dolls building an atomic bomb. The artwork also includes the utterly ridiculous tagline, "D-cup, A-bomb" and teases that it's "Exploding Soon." Check out the synopsis and poster below:

Deep within Dollsville, a group of fed-up female dolls – led by the brilliant Dr. Barbenheimer – build an atomic bomb. Their mission? To bring down the patriarchy once and for all! But as the battle of the sexes swells, will Barbenheimer and her bevy of beauties end up blowing up more than they bargained for? Comedy, drama, action and Armageddon erupt in Full Moon’s latest freaked out fantasy film, BARBENHEIMER!

What To Expect From The Barbenheimer Movie

While Greta Gerwig's Barbie and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer are both critically and commercially successful films that will be in serious contention come awards season, the mash-up movie from Full Moon Features will be far from that. The project is from one of the most notorious B-movie studios in existence and appears to be nothing more than a low-budget mockbuster intended to capitalize on the Internet phenomenon surrounding the two successful movies. The project is planning to begin filming next month and is aiming for a Christmas 2023 release on Full Moon’s streaming service.

It's unknown who is writing or directing the movie, though Full Moon founder Charles Band is producing. The studio, which was founded in 1989, has been behind the direct-to-video series Puppet Master, Trancers, and Subspecies. Some of their recent releases include Subspecies V: Blood Rise and Demonic Toys: Jack Attack with AIMEE: The Visitor and Bad CGI Gator on the way. Barbenheimer can now be added to that list, and while it might garner more attention because of its name recognition, the spoof movie is unlikely to re-capture what made Barbie and Oppenheimer such an exciting cinematic event.'

[hellagator]

Posting this wip now cuz idk when im gonna finish it lol

[smashingveteransandnewcomers]

"Gunther! We got guests!" Greta called over as the taller, lanky man stopped playing piano and walked over towards them.

"Well, Hello~." He says rather eerily.

"This is my son, Gunther Gator. I'm Greta Gator." Greta smiled

"Your last names are Gator and you live in Gatorsburg?"

Crystal Cove's Ultimate Mystery

@astral-multiverse

The Mystery Incorporated Detective Agency. Once a thriving name around the neighborhood of Coolsville was now nothing more than a small legend the city would walk about. As the kids were forced to call it quits after getting into trouble over attempting to help the New York Police solve the case of The Moving Mollusk, and due to their parents becoming over protective...And years would soon follow as the friends began to slightly drift apart more and more, leading into their teen years.

It was there that 'The Scooby Gang' had mostly stayed together leading into them getting into the same High School as the others, Crystal Cove high, while the rest were scouted by another school in the area, Hope's Peak Academy, and for a long while...The Gang nor the recently coined 'Ultimates' ever saw each other again....Until now...

"Wait, we're transferring to another school? Why?"

"I do not know the full details myself, But it has to do with the fact the school is getting rebuilt..."

"Jeez! You accidentally blow up ONE prototype robot..."

[luciuspm]

i was watching scooby doo: mystery incorporated and ??? hello ???

[angel-archivist]

Gunther Gator 🥵🥵🥵💕💕🖤🥴🥴😩😩

you would simp wouldnt you 

[yanderemontgomerygator]

heacdanon/fanftion: montohmery hator is yander for glamrock fredy but motngoemry gator uses a plastic steaw on their dat an then motngomery choks to dead becaus he is a sea aknminal.

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motngoemey gator: hey glamrock fesdy :(

glamrock fesdy: hey notbgoemey garor :D whats wrog?

motngoemey gator: noting... i wa just thiking.. about the croal reef...

goamrocm feedy: oh i know... it is so sad that the coral is al die :(

mootngoemry gator: my home an aprents are dead noe :( thaks joe bideg.

gkamrock fredy: kitngoemry gatir, yoy cant just blame jor biden for al your problems. how abot i tak you on a dat sinco you qre my boufeiend an you are yandere :)

motbgoemey garo: you reade my mind :)

[the 2 enrt to starbuck. montogmeyr boguht a pumumpiin spice late an glamrock fedy boguht a chai tsa latte. they sat don an ztarted drinkig out of the dirnks with their straws.]

motngoemry gator: omg this is so goo!!!!!!!

glamrock fedy: ikr!!!

motnfoemry gaotr: yo uknow fredy, i fel alot beter. especialy seing how many othr people car about the corla reef. i mean, starbucs even switchd their straws to paper jsut thto suport the sea anomals!

glamrock feddy: qhat?

motngoemey gator: yeah lok at these straws rhey're paper fredy.

glsmrock feedy: ...um.... motngoemry, these arg plastic straw.

montogmeyr gatoe: what

glamrock fedy: yeah these ar pladstic steaws.

motngoemey gator:

[motngkemry gator tok another drink of his dirnk and imediately startd chokig on the plastic straw]

glamrocnf rddy: omg OMY MONTGOKERY NO!!! YOUNCANT USE PALSTIC STRAW YOU ARE AQUATOC ANIMAL!!!!!

motngoemry choking: n Unzkx...... xjdkshdfixlxibd vCJA Zm xlf.f.g..

gllamfock fredy: OMG... OMG. OGM. OHNMY GOD IM FREKAING OUT. OMG.

motbgoemey gator, through choks: f... fre.d.... fr eddy fre ..... deredy.... frsdy....

[glameocn fredy cradled montgoenry gator in hisbarms as a bondig moment]

morngoemey gator: c.... cpr...... cpr.. freyd.... fuckig help fredy...

fredy fazbese: i cant motngomery... i am drinkig my chai tea late.. but i am so sor i fidnt realiz you couldb have pladtic...

motbgoemry gator:fredy f...fuk ing he....l pme i am fuckig c....hokig to deads....

gkamrock feedy: motmntogmery.... i wil bever use plastic again... i wil only us PAPER....

motngoemry gator: thzt....s fuckjgn greta fr..edy i mfucking... dyig yo u libral fu....ckig ashole

glamrock fredy; motngoemry i cant understad you you ar echokig... but i promis i wil save coral refz fedy.... I PROMIS....

motngoemry gator: wht t...he scuck redy..

[motngoemry gatoe then died form plastic starw. fredy cried. 2nyears go by. frddy has now conviced al starbucs to switc from plartic straw to papr straw. howevr it doesnt do fukckilng anythig beca straws aren what is kilig environmen. corporate is kilig enromborment. i do not endors mandate papr straw becau it is ableis. but yoy can use paper if yoy want i hownsltly do not car. also fredy an the entiee coral reef died too]

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also sey if aligator doesnt liv in water idk wher aligatoes are from

[legionnaireslover]

That's what I think too. I appreciate that there are fans of Dr. Strange that want to see more of BC in that role, but for me it's his other work that I get most excited about.

So if BC decides to explore stories other than the ones at Marvel I'm fine with that. More than fine, in fact. I'm actually looking forward to the day when he ends his contract with Disney/Marvel.

OTOH, if he does do one more film for Marvel, that's OK, but I think that's a note that has pretty well been played out, so it's better if things just moved on.

One thing I can say for sure, if Dr. Strange doesn't get another movie, it certainly won't because of BC's marriage to Sophie!

Besides, BC is doing juuuuuust fine as far as his career goes, so Gator's bullshit about how toxic he is in the industry is just her refusing to accept reality. A large part of the Hater narrative revolves around the claim that his marriage hurts his career. If Gator and her little gang were to accept that BC is doing well, then a large part of their narrative falls flat on its face.

So they keep repeating the LIE! Even if they look ridiculous in doing so.

EDIT: I just saw the "revised edition" of Mstoxictea's rant and ooooooh boy! did she ever go OFF THE RAILS!

Hope she takes her meds soon so she can breathe properly!

She just jumps from idea to idea without any cohesive thoughts to join them!

One second she railing on Bear Grylls (because he had the audacity to have a conversation about BC's children!!) and the next, she's going off on Daniel Craig, Knives Out and Greta Thunberg!! The anger is boiling over!

Oh, yeah SHE'S going to DO something about it so THEY better beware!!

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny!

That article is talking about a series that's not even in development. It's rumored to be Marvel's next phase and that's it. So once again, Patty is losing it over unfounded rumors. Besides, even if it's true, it wouldn't matter. For all we know, it's because Ben doesn't want to prolong his contract. Not because Disney is mad at him for not ditching his wife.

As for Mstoxictea, she needs to get out in the real world and realize Ben's reputation is doing just fine. She can "out" as many people as she wants, it still won't change a thing. Besides, all one as to do to disprove the sQeptics narrative about his career is to look at IMDb

And that's not even the complete list. There's also How To Stop Time. In short, Ben's career is doing great. The people who do matter in showbiz don't give a damn about his personal life. Mostly because Ben and Sophie aren't involved in any scandal whatsoever.

Patty needs to understand that after 9 years of being proven wrong at every turn, it's time for her to just simply admit she's full of shit. Something most of her former followers have figured out a long time ago.