#greg's gay dad

[cannibalspicnic]

Y'all know Greg's dad met Tom and was BEAMING with pride at his son sucking that dick all the way up the ladder. THROAT GOAT JR.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Okay so here's how I think Succession will end. Greg's gay dad (aka Chekhov's Gay Dad) finally appears in the flesh in the last episode. He has sex with Logan which reverts him back to default settings nobody knew he even had (let alone Logan himself). He's suddenly really nice to everyone including his kids.

The Tomshiv divorce takes place, both Shiv and Tom decide to be okay with each other at least in court. Tabitha reappears and homosexualizes Shiv, who is now a self proclaimed butch (nothing about her looks or way of being changes).

Tom is secretly devastated by the divorce. He decides it's a great opportunity to reinvent himself. Starts going to the gym. Incidentally he meets Greg there. They bump into each other in the locker room while they're both naked. Tom takes it as Greg's attempt at seduction (it's not). He graciously lets Greg have gay sex with him. The interaction leaves Greg very confused. Tom on the other hand is spiraling. Is he gay? Has he been gay this whole time? Is he bisexual? Is he homophobic? He can't be homophobic if he had sex with a man, right? Right?

At the same time Kendall is sad. Stewy feels especially seduced by his wet eyes swag and has sex with him. Kendall releases a mumble rap EP all about the experience.

Logan finally decides on the succession line. He invites his kids to dinner. Refers to himself as a "fellow faggot" multiple times. He chooses Shiv to take over. She vows to make the company a more inclusive place. In practice in means that Waystar is now fully rainbow washed. Greg becomes head of HR tasked with hiring queer millennials and gen-zers like himself (he's very confused about that last part).

Roman meets a man. He hates him. The man hates Roman. They have steamy hate sex. Roman goes on Drag Race.

[watchfuldeer]

details of greg's room

[mislioncourt]

Im fucking dead at clownery pit because of titty town, DISGUSTING BROS LLC and my son Goebbels like, slutty fucking slut Greg's gay dad. Lmao

Via Twitter.

[sunflowerdigs]

The only Greg's gay dad discourse I can get behind is him and Roman fucking and Roman using it to psychologically torture Greg until the end of time

[danielsarmand]

i was thinking that i want hamish linklater to be in succession very badly and like middle-aged white man he'd fit in so well right but then i thought. hamish linklater as greg's gay dad

[reallifehumansunshine]

“All the men in Sausalito”

connirsch supremacy, pass it on

[eastgaysian]

why do we bash greg's gay dad for not being there for his child but never question if greg had bad vibes? or if he was just unpleasant to be around?

[gaylittlebillionaires]

not seeing greg’s gay dad in season 4 was like chekov’s gun not going off

[clarafordahwin]

[334iwatchshit]

season 8 makes me SICK

[gregkinz]

I think it’d be really funny if Greg was the tomshiv baby’s stepdad and he captivated the kid with his autistic swag and Tom sends the kid back to Shiv for her weekend and they’re like “Ugh you’re not as fun as Dad Greg……” and it’s the opposite of what happened with Greg and his dad

[g1xtchedartist]

two gay dads and their disaster bisexual son in my picture frame

[mislioncourt]

Greg's gay dad and Greg.

[honeycollie]

y’all don’t probably care about greg and his parents. but whatever i don’t care.