#greg/alex

[defiledcinephile]

tfw you've been made to hold yourself back after your clever little assistant sarcastically compliments himself on your behalf only to then immediately throw to video avoiding any and all repercussions

[lexstellaris]

thoughts after watching that 'crazy' fanvid by neery:

i mean, when you put it all together like that, well...

i should write more dommy Liza fic

how can i possibly write kinkfic that's kinkier than the entire goddam show wtf

okay but Dommy Liza tho. >_>

i'm still not over the intro to that handcuffs task like. wtf.

alex should kneel more. for me greg. yes. <3

[swedetastic]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Greg Davies/Alex Horne Characters: Greg Davies, Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF) Additional Tags: Playlist, Music, Song Lyrics, Not Fic, But there is a bit of a story! Summary:

This playlist chronicles one potential (fictional) storyline for Greg and Alex's relationship.

Rated M for mature lyrics and themes.

[transfemmbeatrice]

taskmaster contestants ask you things

[lackadaisycal-art]

My sister watched a whole season and though Alex Horne was called Anton because she thought Greg Davies was saying "Little An-ton!" in a falsetto at the start of every episode

[viola-or-cesario]

Okay SO

Jack Manhattan= John McClane (Die Hard)

Jennifer Drips= Farrah Fawcett (Charlies Angels)

Vic Ethanol= Vin Diesel

Greg Stocks= James Bond

Kingskin= Kingpin (Marvel)

G13= a strain of marijuana rumored to be a superhybrid created by the US government

If anyone has other ideas for G13 please enlighten me bc that was CLOSEST i could guess

[sylvansleuth]

You go to get your gun out and you kind of whip it and throw it and BLAM! Behind the guy's head is a completely soaked red Kingskin's head. Everyone screams.

[taskmasterhistorian]

Alex brings up fanfiction, again

CoC 3 outtakes

[hathmadehermad]

The noses. The pause. I am jealous of Alex.

Taskmaster S06E06

And of course:

[kettlechip-krispy-kreme]

[defiledcinephile]

ANSWER ME

Rosie demands a response after posing the question which would you rather make love to her body with Alex's head or Alex's body with her head - Greg tries to laugh it off - but Alex reiterates that he too would like to hear the answer - prompting this glare from Greg PURE GOLD I can't stop watching this bit it just says so so much this look alone 😋

You want to know, do you?

[lexstellaris]

if I don't see some horror fics involving that Greg puppet I may be forced to tear myself away from my stupid block men and write some myself. /this is a threat

[defiledcinephile]

Seeing this just made my morning 🫠🫶💖

(Alex is getting a little too big for his boots perhaps and needs a little reminder as to who's really in charge)

An other experimental piece regarding the colours ✨o✨/

what are they talking about 👀? Wrong answers only

~ my commissions open ~

[sombradusk]

WHATS HAPPENING

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS 3 (+ Kiell)

bonus:

[titioosstuff]

Alex is an absolute goddamn brat. The face he makes offering the satsuma is the same on I make when I attempt to warm my cold hands on my wifes back. He is a menace and up to no good.