#greenie gramps

[keepingupwiththeboltons]

Somebody needs to find gramps yall, greenies are NOT doing well

[skrub-dubs]

Don't think too hard 'bout the pfp, it's an old photo-

Heya there, I'm.. Skrub. Seriously. No, I don't want a name change, I can't even think of what I'd change it to

Born and raised in Orre, scraping by as comfortably as I can, decided to try out Rotumblr after fleeing from a significantly worse social media. Hope I can make some buds here!

Current pokemon:

Medicham, my oldest teammate. Has no official nickname but I tend to call them gramps or "Cham-Chams". Retired old fart <3

Bowler, my Golem. Wonderful fella. A lot smaller than usual golems! Raised him from an egg, really popular around town because he likes to nap about the Agate zen garden whenever I let him out on a roll.

Baps Jr., A goofy wobbafett. No thoughts behind his eyes. Got them from a friend in the past, and has been with me ever since. Loves pretending to be a bunch of things, loves rain.

The Baby, a shiny baby Cacnea nub I almost tripped on out in the desert. Name is not subject to change. She's grown out of her pot and now has nubs to take her every which way.

Luna, an incredibly tiny, pitch black Skitty with some odd features. First pokemon I've caught in a long while. Very sweet and awfully feisty.

Han, a Clamperl that was sent to me unwillingly, but kept very willingly. Very round. Very sleepy. Very shiny shell. He's been improving greatly with his health.

Morticia, Gomez, and the Tiktaks. Morticia and Gomez are two joltik that used to belong to my buddy @/iheartnimbassacity. They decided they wanted to move in and have kids. Holding onto them and their 7 hatchlings. They love bein in my hair and raiding my battery stash.

Menace the Carnivine, a Purple Haze Carnivine adopted from @/corkycare of team phobia. He's a mischievous lil fella and I love him. Likes spinning on ceiling fans and chewing on me.

Greenie the Sunflora, a greenburst variant Sunflora adopted from the goldenrod ecological society after Luvdisc day. She's an absolute cuddle bug and the team accepted her immediately. Has started to join Chams during his meditation sessions.

Pippin the Applin, an Applin adopted also from the GES, as they were a rejected Luvdisc Day gift. They're a bit more on the weary side, but when they relax they've got quite a big personality with some unique tastes. Bowler's terrified of the lil dragon though.

Caprisun the Orrish Delibird, caught her after she happened to save my life for the second time. She's a real sweetheart. Always tryin her best to help people around her. She's been getting along great with the team - especially with Chams. The two of them have been meditation buds.

Yuri the Palossand/Arbok fusion. Almost killed me. Now it just sleeps in my bed a lot. Been feeling a lot less existential dread. Also I didn't come up with that name. Blame the wizard.

Jupiter the Unown, "🪐 form"???? M' gonna need to document a lot about this fella. Seems to be a feathery guy. Can spin and whip up some real strong wind. Wonder how strong...

//ooc under cut!

(// HI LMAO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER THAT IVE DONE A BLOG LIKE THIS SO GO EASY!! Blog name and this intro post is very much subject to change lmao

My main is @star-aether and so I follow from there! I go by Penny or whatever else you wanna call me and I'm a minor, so please keep that in mind. Keep ask nsfw down to jokes for my sanity and yours! Skrub (here's his Bulbapedia page btw) is just some random ass ex-cypher peon in his 30's now, was 19 when he got beaten into the ground by Wes and he's still getting shit for his name. People recognize it that well djdhdjdb

Was very much inspired by blogs like @realpokemon, @triple-aaa-batteries-pkm, @nerdpokemonheadcanons, and a buncha others ehehe))

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Olienne could've been Greenie Gramps

“It ended up being delayed for this guy because he died in his lair. He was in a really good area, so his rotting speed was slowed. That is why he looks like this right now.”

Cale could not say anything. He could tell why Eruhaben had been angry.

A portion of the dead Dragon’s body was dug into with the heart at the center.

It was fitting to say that someone had eaten him, well, someone had taken a few bites out of him, as the heart and the surrounding flesh were gone.

“Olienne was a Green Dragon. He was a complete asshole who always talked back to you, but he was still a decent guy, just like the little kid.”

Eruhaben did not share any more of his past memories as he started to walk.

(ch 251)

I know that I was not the only one who was excited for them to have another dragon tag along to their group. Raon could have had another gramps which he would have named 'GREENIE GRAMPS!' I just sometimes think about this and my heart still aches for this character that was killed without giving it a chance in the story.

I mean who wouldn't want more Tsundere Dragons in TCF?

[goji-pilled]

so I lied... I didn't take a nap...

I made a Yuma and Hitomi centric oneshot! super short too! wanted to do this ever since i added in Hitomi.

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It wasn't often that Chitose Yuma, the Viridian Cleric of the Holy-Whatever-Number-They-Are, decided to play up the role as precocious little shit. As the youngest of the entire Holy Family it was expected that she'd be a monster to other people outside of their circle. They never expect Nagi-nee to be the delinquent but that was on them.

Anyways, it was a beautiful day outside. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming. Yuma woke up that morning - after a long and restful early bed time - and decided to choose violence.

Shizuki-san and Kamijou were coming over for a visit, making amends and repairing their relationship with Mama. They had already met their little weird coven and so already knew of each other's existances. Yuma was always put on Bebe Sitting whenever they came around, Nagi-nee deciding to be Mama's anger and rage for her.

Cleaning herself up and touching up some things the little soon-to-be tween went to see her friends and family downstairs. Mama was on the couch with Ma siting next to her, Shizuki-san sitting at the other end. Kamijou didn't have same couch rights back yet from an accident he would take to the grave. An empty promise considering Bebe was right there, but whatever.

The young man was sitting on the floor just beside the couch on the aristocrat's end. Tat-kun was doodling little pictures of his family, a little Madoka holding hands with Granny and Gramps and Aunty Homura. The rest of the Kanames were actually out with Homura at the moment, figuring rhings out with the empty Akemi Apartment.

Yuma still says they should turn it into a cat cafe. Mami says that it was a lot of responsibility and time that none of them had. Madoka just let out a quiet and sad "nyuu..." before letting the dream die.

One day Yuma will have her cat cafe...

"Hi Obasan! Hi Ojisan!"

"Oh, good morning Yuma-chan."

"Morning Yuma-san."

Yuma heard grumbling and a little "oomph" from where Mama sat. Kyouko still didn't like how easily the little greenie called them uncle and aunt, but she didn't need to be so upset about it. Yuma thought her guardian knew how she called true family by their names already. Guess she's gonna hafta work on that a bit more.

Yuma went to stand in front of Kyouko, staring up at the girl she called her sister and now her mother. The redhead looked down at the pipsqueak, before smiling and opening her arms up. The little girl leaped into the elder's lap and squeezed her as tightly as she could. Kyouko actually winced, she felt a rib or two crack.

The pain faded as a light warmth emitted from the Cleric's palms. Kyouko went to give a look to her kid before seeing something in those mossy eyes. The redhead knew that look, the fire that burned beneath loving green, and she knew that she should stop whatever was about to happen. But Kyouko woke that morning and she too chose violence.

A smirk was sent Yuma's way, and that was the start of everything going into chaos.

"Um... Obasan? Can I ask you a question?"

The aristocrat turned away from the art show that was beong held by Tat-kun and her boyfriend, and focused her attention on the younger girl. "What do you wish to know?"

The point of no return, the final moment for Yuma to reevaluate her current situation and ask herself if she really wanted to go through with this bit.

Yes. She does. She craves chaos.

"I was wondering... am I your sister?"

At that question everything seemed to stop. Kyouko puckered her lips, trying to contain the laugh that threatened to eacape. Oktavia was befuddled and confused, a look she would most likely be devastated to know she shared with Kamijou.

Shizuki just lookes liked she was tired of tbis conversation, before it had even begun.

"Why would you assume something as outlandish as that? We don't have many similar features to consider or even humour the thought." And an opportunity to ensew paranoia.

"Well, I don't really know much about how people are made, but I know that they should look like their mama and papa. If someone has a sister or brother, they would look like each other.

"My old mama and papa raised me, but they didn't have anything that made me look like them. But when I look at you, Obasan, I look at me if I was older and happier. Are... are you my sister?"

Hitomi stared at the younger girl, eyes empty with nothing but a thousand yard look of suffering. Kyouko was barely keeping back the bay of giggles while Oktavia looked like she wanted to smack someone in the face, with a big and shiny metal hand. Kamijou was actually holding a contemplative look on his face, Tat-kun trying to grab his big brother figure's attention and look at the pretty picture he made of Hitomi.

Alright, time to up the performance. Yuma made herself look like the saddest kicked kitten to ever exist - a high bar considering Madoka is still alive - and poked her fingers together.

"I- I'm sorry if it was a weird thing to ask. I-It's just... mamas and papas are supposed to love their kids and... mama and papa didn't- they didn't- l-l-love..." Oh wow this was, a lot more painful to pull off. Yuma was just acting before but now, now there tears in her eyes. The heart ache came back too, all the hurt from realizing her parents didn't... never loved her.

Yuma was brought out of her spiral by a pair of loving arms, a comfortable warmth wrapping her up. She turned her head to see Kyouko looking down at her, concern and confusion in her eyes. She wanted to know if this was all still a joke or if Yuma needed someone to listen to her.

They still haven't found reliable therapists for all their individual pre-contract traumas.

Another hand placed itself on her shoulder, Hitomi having exchanged her long suffering stare with a face of guilt and shame. Tears were already flowing down her face.

"I- I'm so sorry, Yuma-chan. I don't know what life you were forced to endure, to lead to this moment. Of confiding into someone who is no more than a stranger to you, about something as significant as family. I-" She sent a look to Oktavia and to Kyouko, a silent question between them. The two guardians looked at each other for a moment, a message of love and telepathy between them, before looking at Yuma.

The Green Cat stretched her arms out to the Viridian Aristocrat, a plea and answer in one. Hitomi craddled Yuma in her lap, sobs escaping between the two of them.

"I'll ask my parents if... if they have any history with certain people... And if you would allow it, regardless of any relation... I would be honored to be your sister."

"*sniff* Thank you, Hitomi-nee. Thank you..."

Well, Yuma did choose violence today. She just didn't except to hurt herself in the process.

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will I continue this? maybe as like cameos or something, i'unno. anyways, hope this'll be enough to cope with th "Tamura Makes a New Friend!" finale!!!

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Yuma Chitose, resident mom and sister collector

[fairiesherefairiesthere]

5 times people got an insight into Freed and Laxus’ marriage and one time the whole guild did.

For @bluejaii, who sent me the sweetest ask and for @aceofheartsworld who always leaves the most heartwarming comments ! 

1. Gildarts

On the unique times that Gildarts is present in the guildhall, there are a few things he likes to do. The first being showering his amazing daughter with love and support, of course. Making good use of the guild's alcohol supply is second and his third favourite thing, involves bothering the shit out of the youngsters. Wendy and Romeo are easy to fool, eager to believe anything as long as it's said by an adult (Wendy more so than Romeo). Others are unbotherable (he doesn't know how to tease Erza without gravely insulting her, she ticks in a weird way.) Elfman is very easy to tease (How's your girlfriend doing?) and flustering Juvia is the simplest thing in the world. Now, one of Gildarts' favourite victims must be Laxus Dreyar himself.

The youngster has always been a bit (a lot) defensive when it comes to personal relationships and it's only gotten worse with the years. So of course, Gildarts has been asking the young man the same question every time he sees him : "You married yet?" It never fails to ruffle his feathers and Gildarts' always hides his laugh when the other man starts to look at anything but him before stomping off to God knows where.

Because Laxus probably relates Gildarts to feelings ranging from lowkey annoyance to highkey annoyance, the youngster tends to avoid him. So it comes as a complete surprise when Laxus enters the guildhall, lays eyes on Gildarts and smirks. His surprise gets even bigger when the young man takes a seat right in front of him and says : "Let's talk old man."

Although he's a little put off by Laxus seeking him out, he's not about to let that deter him from bothering the man. Leaning back, he plans to ask his usual question, absolutely sure of its effect until he studies Laxus carefully. He has his hand propped up under his chin and his smile gets smugger when Gildarts' eyes land on his ringfinger. His ringfinger adorned with an actual ring. A wedding ring. On Laxus' finger. After a minor mindimplosion, Gildarts opens his mouth to scream. Laxus stops him by slamming a menu card into his mouth.

"Listen, I'm here for one reason and reason only", Laxus states and glares at him with eyes that are very, very alike to Makarov's when he's displeased. Fucking genetics. "Okay, shoot."

"You had one wife that you liked, right? Cana's ma." He nods. "She was the love of my life. Why do you ask?” For a long time, Laxus stares at him and Gildarts wonders if the other is evaluating how genuine he is. Then, he crosses his arms and lowers his head unto them. "My partner is amazing", he blurts out and after that, he starts a three hour rant about why he loves his spouse.

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2. Cana

"Laxus, drink with me!" she yells before plopping down annoyingly close next to him on the bench, invading his personal space just a little bit. She knows it doesn't bother Laxus at all, but it does bother his greenie and Cana has decided that she has the full right to pester him in every petty way possible. Scanning the area, she comes to the conclusion that Freed isn't around. Bummer.

"It's the good stuff", she winks and he gives her an amused huff before shaking his head. "No thanks, I'm good." Sticking out her tongue, she slaps his bicep. "Boo, where did your sense of adventure go? Your tongue for excellent beerrrr", she says while obnoxiously rolling her r's. "I think my husband wouldn't appreciate it too much, should I arrive at home drunk. I don't want to arrive home drunk either, because it makes my memory spotty and you best believe that I do not want to forget a single moment with my spouse."

Oh god. Laxus Dreyar isn't even drunk and he's already sappy. Looking at the clock, Laxus hums before ruffling her hair and standing up. "Dinnertime's rolling around and I'm not a lowly fucker, so I'm going to help my husband. You have fun, Cana." Watching his retreating back, Cana mutters : "Need me a freak like that."

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3. Gajeel

On some subconscious level, Laxus still makes him feel a bit jittery. They've both been absolutely shitty, turned around and became less shitty. They have even regularly fought the same fights and Gajeel has teased the man quite a bit (as long as there were other people around). Doesn't mean that his body has forgotten what getting electrocuted felt like. So, one can understand that Gajeel felt an itty bitty nervous when Laxus stormed into the guildhall and then in his direction.

"Gajeel." His hope that the man was seeking out someone else leaps out of the window. "What", he snaps back and the other man's jaw tightens. "Your bookworm." Immediately, the protectiveness flares up, nervousness forgotten. "What about her?"

"She likes books."

What. How the fuck does this man's brain work? Looking at Laxus, who's running his hand through his hair and huffing in frustration, he decides to shut up until the guy finds his words. He doesn't seem to be that good at it. "You guys went to that book convention two towns over a few days ago. Did she think it was worth it?"

Laxus being the reading type? That's one that Gajeel did not see coming. Then it hits him like a freighttrain and he cackles. "Need a place to take your boyfriend to? Don't worry, I won't tell a soul."

"My what? I don't have a boyfriend." Oops. Turns out he was too fast. "My bad, but seriously ask Freed out, he'll say yes. Not to overstep any boundaries or something, but you deserve happiness and shit. People tell me that a lot, so I thought I'd relay the message." The corner of Laxus' mouth turns up and Gajeel mentally pats himself on the back. God, he's good at this. He should start making motivational songs.

"Thanks, my husband tends to tell me that too." Then he leaves. The jackass.

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4. Lucy and Natsu

It's a mystery. An enigma. A plotline more intriguing than anything she'd cooked up lately. What is this baffling conundrum Lucy has been trying to unravel? Laxus Dreyar's dating life.

Okay, maybe it isn't that big of a deal, but the man is surrounded by the prettiest people in the world (Mirajane, Cana, to name a few) and doesn't seem to be too interested in them (she can't relate). If she were less... cautious, she would've asked him about it by now, but alas, she's still a bit of a chicken sometimes. Sue her.

"Lucy, what are we doing?" Natsu flatly asks her. "Spying on Laxus", she whispers back and Natsu hums. "Understandable. Why?"

"Do you think anyone is interested in him?" she asks and wonders if the intricacies of romantic attraction even register in Natsu's head. His answer absolutely floors her. "Lucy, there's only two types of people who haven’t had a crush on Laxus once in their live and those are the ones that aren't into men. Or are too cowardly to admit it. Luckily for me, I'm neither of those."

"You had a crush on Laxus?" He rolls his eyes. "Keep up with the plan Luigi, of course, just like ninety percent of the guild. You've ever thought he's hot?" She admits: "Yeah, like once or twice."

"See Lucy, now you're getting what bi/pan solidarity is."

"Bonding over how hot Laxus is?"

"You might as well start calling it bi/pan/gay solidarity then", a new, terribly amused voice says above them and Lucy lets out an "Eep!" and hits her head against the table. Crawling from underneath it, she and Natsu come face to face with Freed Justine, who's looking both too entertained and smug.

Refusing to let go of her pastime, Lucy puts her hands on her hips and faces the captain. "What's Laxus' dating life like?" she demands to know and Freed shrugs. "I wouldn't know, he doesn't have one."

"Oh", she pouts and he chuckles. "If that's all, I'm gonna join the subject of your espionage." Right before he leaves, he looks over his shoulder and adds : "Since his dating life is nonexistent, you should ask him about his marriage."

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5. Wendy

The flyer picturing the fair looks positively radiant and Wendy can nearly smell the candy apples and other sugared goods. It's a shame she won't be able to go though, because her team will be going on a mission and it's too far and dangerous for her to travel alone. A shadow alerts her of someone standing behind her and when she whirls around, she comes face to face (well more like face to chest) with Freed.

He too is staring at the poster and shyly she says. "It looks fun, doesn't it? If I were able to go, I'd take someone dear with me." Her voice must've sound a tad bit too longing, because he glances in her direction and asks : "Are you not able to go?" She shakes her head. "No, my team will be away and it's too far to go without adult supervision."

"I could go with you, if you do not mind my company, that is. Ah, I'll be taking someone dear to me along too, so you could invite Chelia if you wanted too." More often than not, she curses her face for revealing exactly what she's thinking, but right now, Wendy is over the moon. "Thank you mister Freed!" she yells before giving him a hug and speeding off. She's gonna have a blast with Chelia!

"Seems like our babysitters are tired", Chelia grins before shrugging. "Eh, at least we got candy out of it." As the two of them share their candy, Wendy looks at the scene in front of them. With an amount of skill that she certainly hadn't expected, Laxus is pinning Freed's hair up with a hairpin that he'd won a little while earlier. The light reflects off the pin and the rings adorning both men's fingers.

"Hey Wendy", Chelia says, laying her head on Wendy's shoulder. "When we're old like those two, let's be like that." Putting her hand on top of Chelia's and weaving their fingers together, Wendy nods sleepily. "Let's do that."

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+1 Makarov or actually, + the whole guild

"Hey Gramps, you mind if we throw a guild party?" Well, aren't those words he thought he'd never hear out of his grandson's mouth. "You do whatever you want brat, as long as you can pay for it. What's the occassion?"

"Oh I got married."

"You what?"

(They get to hold the party and yes, Makarov cries over his grandsons. Both of them.)

[nyotasaimiri]

Nicknames. Who of the crew has them and what are they?

Despite my personal fondness for nicknames, there aren't many within the crew.There's "Eldie" for Oldarva, of course. Everyone calls her that (though Nyota and Lumen switch back to Oldarva when they're being formal).Namina answers to "Fern-fangs," but only from Lumen. Otherwise, he doesn't appreciate it. He called Lumen "Lights-person" at first, but that shifted to "Lights-friend" after Lumen patched him up from the rocket blast."Hadley" could be considered a nickname, since her given name is Alice? Sonny occasionally calls her "Lis," but only when no one else is around. Hadley secretly likes it. Lumen calls her "Firebrand" sometimes after the Baron's Keep.Sonny sometimes shortens Arrowmail's name to just Arrow. She answers to "Glowbug" from Lumen and "Greeny" from Hadley.Arjun is occasionally called variations of "Gramps" by Sonny and Hadley, and rarely Aggy (though he appreciates it less from the penguin, who usually wants something valuable from him).