#green stripe aro alastor

[normystical]

who else sees alastor as a bold stripe aroace ,,

[normystical]

I do headcanon Alastor as a green stripe aro like hardcore but I can't help but also really like the idea of uniromantic Alastor. I might feel inclined to say it's "cute" but tbh in reality it's probably more so my desire to see him suffer lmao, at least in regards to his ego. I mean like, imagine being so powerful and intimidating and everything, completely comfortable in your state of not being at all used to romance coming your way, then all of a sudden it hits you out of nowhere, and you, being countless decades old, have NO experience with this sort of stuff, and you, a feared overlord and cannibalistic murderer, are essentially reduced to a lovesick schoolboy. I quite honestly crave to see this shit hit him like a bus