#greeedy

[babyniigo]

Tumblr keeps eating my asks #STOP

[waraueuphoria]

absolutely nothing im starved.

[sleepyleftistdemon]

(via Cartoon: 'Cryogenic nursery')

[dead-salmon]

"lasengle's quick response and sq apology shows they care about their playerbase!" "we actually won, we can change appends around now!" (both comments i kept reading on twitter)

you people must be fucking with me, if a guy stabs you and then steps on that wound with a pqir of boots, do you thank him for using clean ones too?

[heartfullofleeches]

[mentions of cannibalism, self mutilation, light angst/body horror]

Thinking about Liu [parasite Yan] overeating... I mean it would rarely happen considering they practically starve themselves as they don't really like eating people, but if there's enough "obstacles" in their way Liu might a little greeedy. Liu may also binge eat the meat they store their freezer when they haven't eaten in a while or at times of intense stress and not having their darling around such as them being gravely injured/in the hospital or out of town.

As briefly mentioned in a previous post, Liu has a limited range on their shape shifting abilities which can grow as they increase in mass from the human flesh they've consumed. For example, as a 6'5 person if they wanted to be taller they'd have to sacrifice tissue from another part of their body like organs. With all the eating they've done in this time frame, Liu would have left over meat they have to put somewhere. They start out with lesser notable areas like filling out their chest/hips or growing their hair longer. Might add an inch or two or give themselves more weight/chub - but there's still more tissue left. Their hair can't be too long given that they are a butcher and people are sure to notice if they make themselves any taller as they were already a tall person before this. At this stage they'll make bizarre modifications such as another heart or adding more length to their tongue(s). They hate having this much flesh as it just reminds them of what they've done wrong. Most of their body is made up of stolen flesh. They're a monster. They have to get rid of it.

Liu will chew off the excess flesh if they have to. It goes from biting the flesh off their fingers to chewing the entire finger off and burying them with the rest. They do it mindlessly at times so imagine the horror on their Darling's face when they bite off a finger at a moment they think they're alone. Imagining an angst scenario where their darling tries to stop them from mutilating themselves further, but Liu refuses to let them come beat them and see what they've become.

On a brighter note because I don't want my baby to suffer, Darling braiding Liu's hair when it's long and down their back

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Reader: Hm.... Something's different about you today....

Liu, an entire foot taller than the were the night before: um.... I've been growing my hair out recently?

Reader: Yea! Mind if I brush it?

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Reader, holding a stethoscope: Check out what I found at a garage sale. Hold still while I check your heart beat

[Reader places the tool on their chest - hearing two, nearly identical but still distinct heartbeats at the rate their beating]

Reader: ? Is this thing busted?

Liu: .... I'm really happy to see you?

[gainerboyjames]

Fuck you’re getting so fat such a greeedy fat fuck park that ass on the couch and stuff that gut asap

You got it 🫡🐷

[miniar]

A while back I wrote an article about existing as a person without property that was published in Iceland and one of the people who commented on it left something along the lines of how unfair and unrealistic it would be for me to expect them to pay for a 6 bedroom luxury mansion for myself.... I mentioned in my article that being poor and not owning things meant that I had very limited options when seeking appropriate housing. And this guy saw me saying essentially that I'd like my enclosure to be suited to my needs and retorted with a "I'm not buying you excess and luxury! I can't afford that! Greeedy!" sentiment... I sometimes remember this when I daydream about the house I'd have built for me if I won the lottery. A little house with good insulation and floor heating, with kitchen counters that are tall enough so that my back won't hurt like hell from making a sandwich, a bathroom with a shower big enough to sit down in and may be even a bathtub big enough to fit my body. A bedroom with a bed big enough for me, and a living space with large windows so the plants get enough light... that's it... that's all I want... enough space to exist with a little higher counters and sinks so I'm not in a ton of pain and somewhere to put my potted plants. I don't think that's asking a lot.

[isaacswhy]

THAT WAS SO GOOD I NEED MORE 👹👹👹👹👹 I DONT WANT TO BE GREEEDY BUT AHHHHH

RAHHHHHH more fics soon i swear

[discoknack]

Mmm, gonna crack open a new sketchbook. I feel greeedy!

[azlovesem]

Except its nice to have another one around for smooth skin cuddling awesome sex. Then do all those other things together every other weekend if youre do fuckn to introverted. I can cook like a chef and have magic hands and im not so bad looking. Plus i can read AND write. Girls say i send shivers up their spine. I have one already i wsnt my dreamgirl too im greeedy! I wanna see if i really do love her. Im sorry the rest of you introverts spend the weekend jerking off alone. I got laid this morning! By a hot younger Japanese lady.

[corneater3000]

pinterest is such a form of hedonism for me it’s such a lovely greeedy indulgence yes

[eclipsedbyclouds]

9 millimetre my brother my keeper

was servin that ether before i did features

my mamacita she know how to greet me she know how to keep me she bet not get greeedy

[rubberstallion]

this punktoy hopes he uses those inked guns ellbow deep up its greeedy fuckhole

Fit British soldier with nicely inked guns

[mealbits]

[bisociallyawkwardandchad]

friends that buy you stuff 🥰🥰😍😍😍😊😊😊😳💌❤👍💓💖💕💗💓💖💋🙏🙏🙏💕💖💋💋💋

[rubberstallion]

spidey loves it when deadpool goes balls deep up his greeedy ass