#greedyguts

[chililizardsplayhouse]

[suparhythm]

The Ballad of Whiskers McMeow: Sheriff of Dust Devil Gulch (Part I)

Day 1 – High Noon The desert wind, a hot, sandpapery kiss, whipped around my fur as I sauntered into Dust Devil Gulch, a town that looked like a tumbleweed coughed up a saloon. My boots kicked up dust devils themselves, swirling around my ankles like miniature tornadoes.Now, I wasn’t your average sheriff. I wasn’t a grizzled six-shooter with a jawline chiseled from granite. No, I was Whiskers…

[waterskies]

Lil Miss Greedyguts over here.

[softbugz]

Oh! You like big prey? Probably helps that I'm about 6ft then too, right? Like, gosh, imagine how much time and effort you're gonna have to put into it all? Pushing and squeezing every little bit of fatty meat on my body past your pretty little lips, gulping over and over and over again just to get all this meat packed away into your tight guts?

You'd be stranded for soooo long! All this girlmeat weighing you down! At least you won't be going hungry while I get all churned up, huh? Plenty of fat to keep you nice and full for a long while, Greedyguts~ <3

😵‍💫 omg who are u this is driving me crazy akbansjajjavcan

[likeniobe]

the names of actaeons hounds in golding's metamorphoses are blackfoot, stalker, spy, eatall, scalecliff, killbuck, savage, spring, hunter, lightfoot, woodman, shepherd, laund, greedygut, ladon, blab, fleetwood, patch, wight, bowman, royster, tawny, ruffler, tempest, cole, swift, woolfe, rugge, jollyboy, chorle, ringwood, slo, and hillbred. FYI

[clatterbane]

Just reminded of this classic when it showed up in the latest Esoterica video.

I just wanted to hug all of the imps as soon as I saw it. Really effective as propaganda, that.

Jarmara in particular can come live with me, anytime. Shame the artist didn't show us Griezzdl Greedigutt*, or the other few members of that crew.

* Though that may be me. I could probably be fairly described as sorta grizzled by this point, and also a greedyguts. Which my Nana still used half-jokingly about animals and kids who were particularly prone to gobbling down food with some gusto.

[mothiethemothdrone]

if the Follower killed Principal Greedyguts

"PLEASE NO!!!!! I PROMISE I WILL BE GOOD!!!!"

"it's too late for that... =)"

*CHOMP*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"

*RIP*

"ACK! *cough*"

"hehehehehe....."

[littlescaryinternetguy]

It is Spotify Wrapped season still. Now I loathe Spotify because it is impoverishing my friends and colleagues, creating a world where art is made soullessly on an assembly line. But that's neither here nor there. Ahem. ANYWAY, here's what I propose you do instead of listening to Daniel Ek pissing on art. I will make a mix, lasting from one to two hours (maybe more if the songs are long), for three mutuals. All you have to do is give me three words you want the mix to sound like. Previous mixes were inspired by "magical pupusa memories" and "sparkling galaxy mermaids". I will attempt to be as faithful as possible; I won't drop some Brooklyn methhead screeching about city fear into your mix of "pleasant wooloo vistas". Of course, conversely, I won't slip some pastoral drift into your mix of "lightning fear abyss".

I'll try to get the mixes done by Christmas. Employees of Global Fairy Domination Corp are not eligible. Children under 18 must have permission of adult, and also be over 18. Previous winners know I'm a soft touch and will make them another one any time, just wait you greedyguts.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

Greedyguts like the both of them, it’s a tough choice, but the redhead really has rounded out quite wonderfully~ She’s a bit more active than Serena is, not to mention more active in making others soft alongside her~

[chililizardsplayhouse]

Jacob Two-Two X Chililizardsplayhouse/Ch1l1l1zardL3g3ndz OCverse Crossover: Chililizard being a chaos gremlin and getting payback on Principal Greedyguts for mistreating his students in a nutshell, bing bong! XD

(Language TW for TikTok vid, sorry.)

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[chililizardsplayhouse]

Crappost Skit 1: Roadblocks and Nitroglycerin

(Reference: Atlantis - The Lost Empire)

Carl Fester King:... *is thinking about how to get the massive roadblock out of the way*

Leo Louse: *looks at the massive roadblock in front, and then at Carl Fester King with a devious grin* Too bad we don't have nitroglycerin, eh, King?

Principal Greedyguts: *laughs like a big fat hyena*

Carl Fester King: *grimaces at the thought regarding him getting tricked earlier by Leo and Greedyguts into thinking the water in the canteen was nitroglycerin*

[nevermindtheweights]

"Definition of greedyguts~" Monika giggles, stuffing the last three bagels at once.

Min-jee eats them all with the same ease as the last batches. She really is a greedyguts now~

[allyallyoop89]

May have been a little greedy on Christmas day

[chililizardsplayhouse]

Character Opinion Bingo For Me (So far):

"They didn't get bullied enough" - Principal Greedyguts (Jacob Two-Two)

"That's a solid design right there" - Caractacus P. Doom (Avenger Penguins)

"*puts him in a salad spinner* - Thaddeus Vent (Oscar's Orchestra), because he hates music while I love music.

"If anything happens to them I will cry" - Caliban (The Journey To Melonia)

If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

[anton1984]

Day 58 (extra night shift + cheat day)

Got up at half 6 (5hrs sleep). Didnt sleep great last night woke up at stupid o'clock and then couldn't get back down.

Took Harley a walk (50mins)

Breakfast - roll with slice and tattie scone and a roll n bacon

Went back to bed (4hrs sleep) thankfully a better sleep this time to help my shift go in easier. If I'm tired my job is horrible.

2nd Breakfast - 2 steak bakes

Cycled to work 20mins

Ate loads of crap, I posted a pic up yesterday of what I took into work although/thankfully I didnt eat it all. I didn't touch the crisps, jelly beans and the kit kats but I ate 5 custard doughnuts which originally I bought to share but nobody wanted one so I got to eat them all 😱

Cycled home (20mins)

Well even though I was working it was still a good cheat day.

I go on holiday next week so going to challenge my partner to instead of doing 5 clean days let's go for 9 which will take me to my 1st day off and her last day of work

[nightmareonfilmstreet]

Join us in wishing a Happy Birthday to Nightmare on Film Street’s own @kimmikillzombie !! 🎈🦇 ... The celebrations continue on the latest episode of the Nightmare on Film Street podcast, discussing Kim’s two #GreedyGuts picks - TAXIDERMIA (2006) & NOVEMBER (2018)! — Get it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever podcasts lurk.. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0JGjMGJHY6/?igshid=kxq7vs4v5jn8