#gravy davy crowbones

[heatherfield]

Et tu, Brute?

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]  

[talesandfluff]

Headless lines that make me laugh every single time 12/???

[child-of-peace]

I love that Matilda shows Ichabod the pouch of Baphomet’s Eyelashes for if the head turns out to be dangerous or whatever, then, not two minutes later, looks at Gravy and figures that he is cursed enough that she does not want to deal with him, but not bad enough to use their backup plan and then he turns around and stabs Douffe. Truly iconic.

[robinchirpsart]

My name is Captain Gravy Davy Crowbones, lover of Juniper LaBouf, Lady of a Thousand Sapphires

[katvantassel]

That's Captain "Gravy" Davy Crowbones to ya

[awigglycultist]

[shipwreckedcomedy]

This is my cousin, Gravy. - A moment from the third episode of Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story.

HEADLESS: A SLEEPY HOLLOW STORY A new 10-part series by Shipwrecked Comedy inspired by The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Written & Created by Sean Persaud & Sinéad Persaud Directed by William J. Stribling

CAST Ichabod Crane - Sean Persaud Captain Gravy Davy Crowbones - Matthew Mercer Verla Wolfson - Ginny Di Kat Van Tassel - Mary Kate Wiles

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

It took me until today to realize that Gravy Davy introduces himself to Katrina as a "friend to animals" because Ichabod had just called her a cat ("Kat").

Sean and Sinéad, you clever bastards [affectionate].

[venomousray]

Sometimes I forget Matthew Mercer is a fairly famous voice actor so any time my friend plays overwatch I find myself saying to him “LOOK! LOOK ITS MO BEATS!! MO BEATS!! GRAVY DAVY CROWBONES!!”

[new-seas]

In honor of October here’s all the lines from Headless that live rent free in my head in the specific tone the actors said them that I sometimes feel compelled to imitate in everyday life

Brom: “SCIENCE!” “That is legIT.” “Ladies! And hags.”

Matilda: “why is it that I see you every day?”

Dr. Crayon: “we are divorced! :D”

Jonathan Oldstyle, singing: “you all saw that part, so you know that he really sucks… That Guy Suuuuuucks!!”

Judy in iconic Boston accent: “Don’t forget to stretch once an hour.” “You’re a monster. You’re like Lord Farquad. But worse.”

Max: “Oh snap, I’m alive! Yo, this is tight!” Upon seeing the yearbook: “IS THIS YOU??” “Ugh, do your research, old kid! Man, I know so much STUFF!”

Davy Gravy Crowbones: “and observe! My sea log!” I want to say this whenever I point something out.

Paulie Tahoe: “as they say in Mykonos, Checkmate, motherfuckers.”

And basically everything Devlyn says.

Happy headless-aversary!

@sineadpersaud @marykatewiles

[sleepyhollowstories]

Poll (first venture into original things for this blog...)

[heatherfield]

🗡

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]  

Bonus:

[ifeelprettyandwittyandgay]

I GOT POLLS SO HERES THIS

[child-of-peace]

Here’s a random list of the magic that each Head uses because I only just realised it’s a common theme:

Henri: None (he wasn’t really around long enough.)

Gravy: Unknown (if he has one, I didn’t notice it.)

Max: His food (sure, he asked to go to a 7-Eleven, but he didn’t seem to have any bags on him and Matilda was in a rush to get to the play on time, so where was he pulling all of his food from?)

Devlyn: Her slime (when did she have time to make all that slime?)

Anne: Not being recognised (okay, this is a bit of a stretch, but Baltus killed the woman, you’d think he’d recognise her!)

Bruce: Dramatic curtain fall and spotlight (despite what Matilda says, it’s a drugstore. The likelihood of them having a spotlight is slim.)

Paulie: The apple (that apple came out of nowhere!)

Diedrich: Unknown (same with Gravy, I can’t remember anything specific!)

Henrietta: Is a powerful witch (perhaps why all of the other Heads were able to do what they did? Could play on what they wanted in that moment and Henrietta’s magic responded?)

[gerrycoco]

All the guest Headless Horseman transformations/first appearances 

And the final true reveal :

[violivs]

Webseries Moodboards: Cap’n “Gravy” Davy Crowbones, Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story

“Avast, ye shoddy bilge-rats! Tis I, Cap’n ‘Gravy’ Davy Crowbones, scourge of the Hudson Harbor...” “...Architect of the San Juan Swizzle... lover of Juniper Labouffe, Lady of a Thousand Sapphiressss...” *passes out*