#gravy davy crowbones

[heatherfield]

Et tu, Brute?

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]  

[talesandfluff]

Headless lines that make me laugh every single time 12/???

[child-of-peace]

I love that Matilda shows Ichabod the pouch of Baphomet’s Eyelashes for if the head turns out to be dangerous or whatever, then, not two minutes later, looks at Gravy and figures that he is cursed enough that she does not want to deal with him, but not bad enough to use their backup plan and then he turns around and stabs Douffe. Truly iconic.

[katvantassel]

That's Captain "Gravy" Davy Crowbones to ya

[awigglycultist]

[heatherfield]

AND GRAVY DAVY CROWBONES HIMSELF IS GANONDORF!

Finally confirming what we been knew since the teaser released.

[shipwreckedcomedy]

This is my cousin, Gravy. - A moment from the third episode of Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story.

HEADLESS: A SLEEPY HOLLOW STORY A new 10-part series by Shipwrecked Comedy inspired by The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Written & Created by Sean Persaud & Sinéad Persaud Directed by William J. Stribling

CAST Ichabod Crane - Sean Persaud Captain Gravy Davy Crowbones - Matthew Mercer Verla Wolfson - Ginny Di Kat Van Tassel - Mary Kate Wiles

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

It took me until today to realize that Gravy Davy introduces himself to Katrina as a "friend to animals" because Ichabod had just called her a cat ("Kat").

Sean and Sinéad, you clever bastards [affectionate].

[venomousray]

Sometimes I forget Matthew Mercer is a fairly famous voice actor so any time my friend plays overwatch I find myself saying to him “LOOK! LOOK ITS MO BEATS!! MO BEATS!! GRAVY DAVY CROWBONES!!”

[heatherfield]

🗡

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]  

Bonus:

[new-seas]

In honor of October here’s all the lines from Headless that live rent free in my head in the specific tone the actors said them that I sometimes feel compelled to imitate in everyday life

Brom: “SCIENCE!” “That is legIT.” “Ladies! And hags.”

Matilda: “why is it that I see you every day?”

Dr. Crayon: “we are divorced! :D”

Jonathan Oldstyle, singing: “you all saw that part, so you know that he really sucks… That Guy Suuuuuucks!!”

Judy in iconic Boston accent: “Don’t forget to stretch once an hour.” “You’re a monster. You’re like Lord Farquad. But worse.”

Max: “Oh snap, I’m alive! Yo, this is tight!” Upon seeing the yearbook: “IS THIS YOU??” “Ugh, do your research, old kid! Man, I know so much STUFF!”

Davy Gravy Crowbones: “and observe! My sea log!” I want to say this whenever I point something out.

Paulie Tahoe: “as they say in Mykonos, Checkmate, motherfuckers.”

And basically everything Devlyn says.

Happy headless-aversary!

@sineadpersaud @marykatewiles

[child-of-peace]

Here’s a random list of the magic that each Head uses because I only just realised it’s a common theme:

Henri: None (he wasn’t really around long enough.)

Gravy: Unknown (if he has one, I didn’t notice it.)

Max: His food (sure, he asked to go to a 7-Eleven, but he didn’t seem to have any bags on him and Matilda was in a rush to get to the play on time, so where was he pulling all of his food from?)

Devlyn: Her slime (when did she have time to make all that slime?)

Anne: Not being recognised (okay, this is a bit of a stretch, but Baltus killed the woman, you’d think he’d recognise her!)

Bruce: Dramatic curtain fall and spotlight (despite what Matilda says, it’s a drugstore. The likelihood of them having a spotlight is slim.)

Paulie: The apple (that apple came out of nowhere!)

Diedrich: Unknown (same with Gravy, I can’t remember anything specific!)

Henrietta: Is a powerful witch (perhaps why all of the other Heads were able to do what they did? Could play on what they wanted in that moment and Henrietta’s magic responded?)

[sleepyhollowstories]

Poll (first venture into original things for this blog...)

[ifeelprettyandwittyandgay]

I GOT POLLS SO HERES THIS

[shipwreckedcomedy]

December 26th - we'll be releasing "The Complete Cut" - the entire Headless saga in one video. And we'll be releasing the complete soundtrack as well! (Soundtrack will be coming to Apple Music and Spotify on 12/30)

HEADLESS: A SLEEPY HOLLOW STORY A new 10-part series by Shipwrecked Comedy inspired by The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Written & Created by Sean Persaud & Sinéad Persaud Directed by William J. Stribling

[astraea802]

 Here are mine (across all 10 eps plus Babesteries):

"Can anybody tell me what science is? ... Anyone? ... Please. Someone tell me what science is."

 "Well you could, but then you'd end up in a cursed bog... Curs-ed?"

 "I'm 15. Well, I'll be 15 next month. It's scary" (sips juice box)

“This is Verla, she crawled out of my TV.”

"Avast, ye shoddy bilge rats! 'Tis I, Captain Gravy Davy Crowbones, scourge of the Hudson Harbor!"

“When did you have time to make all this slime?!” (Caption: When did I have time to make all this slime???)

"This gives a whole other meaning to the term habeas corpus" "I don't know the first meaning, so that joke is lost on me."

“Will Kat e‘er return this most amorous feeling? / Or will she discover that he’s, mm, not that appealing.”

“And his sweater vest caught on FIRE!!”

“I just have one question: Aces high or low?”

“Dammit, Trevor, stop telling people that! It wasn’t Mille Bobbie Brown, it was just a guy in a Stranger Things shirt.”

“Don’t let Abraham play with that.”

“When you’re a wealthy landlord with incredible hair, you can make your own rules.”

"Also my therapist said speaking to you three might help... heal me? Might help me move on from the turmoil of high school. Might help me stop speaking solely in Death Cab for Cutie lyrics."

“He had teeth behind his teeth! HE HAD TEETH BEHIND HIS TEETH!”

For my 15,000th Tumblr post, I would like to share 15 of my favorite quotes from Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story so far (six out of ten episodes are out when I'm posting this). Please watch this show, it's very fun, with perfect Octobery vibes.

In no particular order:

"After 10 is quiet hours - 10 a.m."

"I was working the graveyard shift, literally, when I came across this ne'er-do-well doing no well." "Is this true, Mr. Crane? Were you doing no well?" "No, your honor! Only well!"

"Bard Union says I need to take a 4-hour break every 30 minutes."

"I miss my dad so much. I feel like I see him everywhere." "I'm so sorry, Brom. When did he die?" "Oh, he's not dead, no. He's on a cruise."

"Gravy Aloysius 'Two Sleeve' Davy Crowbones, friend to animals."

"I'm a cop. Turned FBI. Just got recruited by the CIA, actually. Yeah, you know, CSI, SVU, NBC, you know. Yeah, they uh- they've been scouting me for a while due to my ability to solve crimes. Turns out, I'm wicked good at it!" (this loses something without the accents, please I am begging you, just watch this show)

"Can I get you anything? Coffee? Beer? Surge?" "I thought this was a drugstore." "I can put drugs in it."

"Knees both too close together and too far apart at the same time."

"Do your research, old kid!"

"Before I came here I grew up in Kansas City and my hair has always been this color and length."

"You never understood our love!"

"My uncle has to-" "I thought you said he was your cousin?" "I have a weird family!"

"They're in one of those double-catfish marriages."

"TUNA SANDOS, HUH! LESS RED MEAT!"

"When did you have time to make all this slime???"