#graves would've been feral if he saw nik wearing that

[cod-dump]

Price: Nik, are you almost ready--NIKOLAI!

Nik: What?

Price: YOU ARE NOT WEARING THAT TO THE SHADOW COMPANY PICNIC.

Nik: Why not?

Price: Because Phillip invited us there as his PARTNERS, and I want to make a half-decent impression!

Nik: What is the problem with how I am dressed? It will be hot out, yes?

Price: Yes, but--Nik! That vest has arm holes wide enough to show half your chest, and those shorts are barely long enough to keep your bits from falling out!

Nik: Very well, very well, I will change. *turns around*

Price: Thank y-- *sees the back of Nik's shorts reads Enemy of the State* NIKOLAI!

Nik: *cackles*