#gratuitous ass

[landoslastnerve]

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

dir. Bryan Singer (2014)

[stark-lord]

charles + hands

for @iammissdistress and @purgatory606

[sadmages]

Rotting my brain again

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

…Morgoth thought that his triumph was fulfilled, recking little of the sons of Fëanor, and of their oath, which had harmed him never and turned always to his mightiest aid; and in his black thought he laughed, regretting not the one Silmaril that he had lost, for by it as he deemed the last shred of the people of the Eldar should vanish from Middle-earth and trouble it no more. If he knew of the dwelling by the waters of Sirion, he gave no sign, biding his time, and waiting upon the working of oath and lie.

melkor canonically (albeit nonverbally) throwing shade is one of my favorite aspects of his character tbh. what's the point of being the reigning dark overlord and very spirit of evil in your universe if you can't giggle at some little fools' idiocy now and then

[tanjir0se]

You know what the Giyuu bath scene Aniplex was too much of a coward to give us really needed? A gay awakening. So sayeth the lord (me in my google docs)

[chiliconsharls]

(you painted all my nights) a color i've searched for since

A complete series retelling of the first half of the 2024 F1 season (with some bits of 2023) by me.

[venom-ass-daily]

From The Amazing Spider-Man vol 1 issue #316

[bondagebimbo]

You have made today a good day to log onto Tumblr. 🫡

hell YEAH I did !!!!!

[mod2amaryllis]

i watched my husband play all of stellar blade and then also watched the long shaun video on the fake sjw outrage and it's given me this bland affection for the game because it's so harmlessly mediocre, like just your regular ol let's-put-every-popular-trope-in-a-watered-down-smoothie type game, and as a pronouns haver, my favorite part about it by far is the sexy outfits.

[ingravinoveritas]

I saw this image in a meta post by vroomvroom.... Though to share it with you so as to brighten up your day XD

Haha well thank you so much! This is quite lovely, as there are few things more gorgeous than Sheen booty...other than the man said arse is attached to, of course. I actually had a really rough day at work yesterday--which is why I haven't answered Asks/temporarily turned off Asks entirely, because there are so many in my inbox and I didn't want to disappoint yet more of my followers by being behind in answering them-so this is just the pick-me-up that I needed.

I will also say that we talk a lot about the costume choices for Crowley and how tight David's trousers are, but there is something to be said for excellent tailoring--regardless of tightness. Aziraphale's trousers are not tight, but they are perfectly tailored and show off Michael's shape gorgeously. I know Michael had some input into Aziraphale's clothing choices, but it's just amusing to me that he's supposed to be so "stuffy" and "soft," yet when you put those clothes on Michael, it's all softness underlined by barely concealed strength and muscle, which is quite visually appealing, albeit in a completely different way to David/Crowley.

So yes, I very much appreciate this delightful gift, and you thinking of me when you saw it. xD Thanks for writing in! x

[hematomes]

parasocial relationship but the hatred type bc im out there wishing the french twink playing wonka would combust on the spot

[grassoftunnel]

These questions came to her lips as she watched the other her in the glass window, hovering out over the cityscape. Her other self simply opened and closed her mouth, floating silently in the nothingness. She reached out her hand towards the glass and her other self moved closer too, until their palms were touching. The glass spread its coolness through her body. The clouds that floated over the mass of office buildings seemed nothing more than masses of turbid ash. She sighed. The warmth clouded the glass, obscuring her other face.

Solo Dance (2018) by Li Kotomi

[abba-enthusiast]

I thought Jean-Luc Godard was supposed to be good

[liyazaki]

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[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

hello cats. remember your horror at the test my worth chapter four outline. well i finally finished planning the kellila oneshot that we have been discussing and i thought you would enjoy the result (:

Holland I Am Goinf To Eat You Alive

[silver-sporks]

I am going to be so normal about the wicked movie