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[riseoftheradiotrons]

The Contents of a Recording Device, Salvaged From a Podship Wreck Site

“This is Carbon to Cobalt. Flight going smoothly. Target location: Centauri twins.”

“Carbon to Cobalt. Yes, I received the picture. I am flying a podship right now, I can’t bother to look.”

“Carbon to Cobalt. ...who ate my fragging Supersweet Grapecube Energon? Greenscreen?! That bastard thinks he can do whatever he wants just because of his position. How does he even eat? He’s got no mouth. ...Teeth in the screen? Terrifying, never want to- ASTEROIDS ASTEROIDS ASTEROIDS.”

“Carbon to Cobalt. You ever see something in space so ugly you just want to destroy it? There’s this disgusting little moon I see below me that I just want to crush. You know that feeling? Yeah, I thought you would.”

“Carbon to Cobalt- This isn’t Cobalt? Oh, Watcher damn you, Mercury. I don’t have time for this. No, I didn’t eat your Spicy Shock Energon. You’re the only one who likes that stuff.” The sound of an Energon capsule opening is heard, and the voice drops to a whisper. “Quicksilver never inspects the podships. I’ve been craving some Spicy Shock.”

“Carbon to Cobalt. Running low on fuel, did you refuel this thing before I took off? No? I can’t find any spare fuel canisters. Did you-” kssssssssh-

“CARBON TO COBALT-” kssssssh- “EMERGENCY MEASURES-” kssssssh- “LANDING ON SOL THREE-” ksssssssssh-

[harounwp]

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