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the-witchhunter · 9 months ago

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I am going to say Undergrowth is probably not quite as bad as Blight, the embodiment of all human evil which John has previously fought, so despite not having Justice League Dark to help, John is fully equipped to be helpful in this situation

It also helps that he’s familiar with swamp thing and thus isn’t taken unaware by the ability set of a Plant guy

So John Constantine has canonically exorcised a ghost by telling it to piss off, so imagine, if you will, this:

Box Ghost:*appears* I am the Box Ghost, prepare to meet your rectangular and cardboard DOOM

John: Piss off

Box Ghost: *disappears*

John: Now, as I was saying-

Danny, sleep deprived and one ghost attack away from a mental breakdown: *in awe* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MAGIC MAN

———

Box Ghost, in the Ghost Zone: What the *bleep*

#slight correction it’s Undergrowth #also weird thing people don’t talk about is Tucker straight up killed him #like destroyed all that remained of him with a lawnmower after Danny knocked him down to size #which might be the only death that actually is depicted in the show #because the only way to stop undergrowth was to completely destroy his body so he couldn’t regenerate #granted he made an appearance in phantom planet but literally every ghost did #including pariah and you know they didn’t let him out for that #so that really doesn’t count #aside from Jack Tucker has the highest kill count #or the same as Jack considering both people only half died #season 3 had a weird tone

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