#grandpa always said theres no evil in asking

[mxwhore]

what should i do to warm up 2night

[killiansprincss]

Timeless - Chapter 3/19

Summary: Season 3 divergence - When Zelenas time portal works, Henry wakes up alone in Storybrooke and must travel to the Enchanted Forest to get his family back. Only once he gets there he quickly realises its not like the one in his book, theres no Evil Queen and his mother Emma wasn't put through a wardrobe, theres even a poster inviting the entire kingdom to her engagement ball, to Hook. What will happen once Henry gets them to break this new curse and they get their memories back?

In which every chapter is inspired by a different Taylor Swift song

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AO3

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I don't know what I want, so don't ask me

'Cause I'm still trying to figure it out

Don't know what's down this road

I'm just walking

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Storybrooke present day 

It had been 24 hours since Henry had woken up to find his family gone. He was clueless. This was his time to be a hero, this was his time to show he was a Charming, living up to his legacy of being a hero. But he was absolutely stuck on how he would do this. His family all had adventures in the Enchanted Forest, while Henry would just read all about them in the book, reading and doing were so different, could he pull this off?

Of course he could. He had to do this, there was nobody else.

He consulted his storybook, all the stories were still the same, they hadn’t been changed or erased. That was a good starting point, Zelena’s time portal hadn't messed up the timeline, or else Henry wouldn’t be here.

Henry couldn’t do magic, so he would have to find out answers the old fashioned way. He needed to find a portal, so a magic bean or something. The two most likely places he would find this would be his mothers vault, and his grandpa's shop.

Henry spent 3 days going over the books Belle had already read on time travel and time portals, all they said was what he already knew, the ingredients were courage, brain, pure innocence.  He had yet to find something that fit Henry’s situation. He thinks back to Operation Cobra, and how he managed to find Emma, he was the only person who could leave Storybrooke without any repercussions, he was the key to Emma breaking the curse. And he was the key to making sure that happened.

Then it hits him.

True Love’s Kiss. 

Every curse Henry has encountered, the key to breaking it was True Love's Kiss. When Emma kissed him as he was dying, she broke the curse. When Regina kissed him a few days ago, everyone's memories returned.

He needed to find his family. He missed them. Growing up with a complicated relationship with the only mother he’d known made him grateful for the large family he had now and that was all the motivation he needed to continue with this mission.

He was lost until he found Emma. Regina always told him how his birth mother didn’t love him and how she put him up for adoption because she didn’t want him, whenever he misbehaved she would tell him it's a good thing she adopted him as nobody else wanted him. It screwed with his head for years and she eventually sent him to therapy when he realised the town was frozen in time and he was the only one growing up. 

Henry had been homeschooled for the first years of his education, a private tutor would come to the house and he would sit by the window wondering why he couldn’t go to school like the other kids. After begging and begging he went into his 4th grade class, and when he reached 5th grade he wondered why none of his classmates had moved up, he was told it was because he was so bright. The more he questioned, the more he would get yelled at and he slowly realised he was best to keep his head down. School became his safe haven, Miss Blanchard became his favourite person, he should have known she was family all along. The storybook she gave him just made sense, it was answers and a sign that things would get better.

He was petrified of finding Emma, seeing her name on the internet page sparked something in his heart, he knew this was the right thing to do. Getting on that bus to her apartment was reckless and his heart was racing when he rocked up to her apartment door. But when she opened the door and he saw her face, seeing his mother, the woman he’d imagined all his life was a strange yet thrilling sensation. She looked like him, even though her hair was a different colour, she could tell she was his mom and whilst Regina was right in the way that she did not want him, he was glad he took the risk and sought her out because on the drive back to Maine he had charmed her and she wouldn’t be leaving his life anytime soon.

_____

After scouring through Belle’s research on time travel, he realised the answer was in the storybook all along. When Jefferson went to Wonderland, he used his hat as a portal, when his own father had to leave the Enchanted Forest he used a magic bean. When his family were trying to get back to the Enchanted Forest when the curse broke, they grew magic beans. 

There has to be one somewhere in this town. He’d search night and day for one if he had to. Whatever it took. 

It wasn’t easy finding the only magic bean in Storybrooke but he did it. Turns out he wasted time looking in Mr. Gold's shop and Regina's vault for a bean. The dwarfs field where they were growing beans that Regina destroyed-or thought she’d destroyed-contained one last bean. It wasn’t in the greatest condition,but it didn’t look shrivelled up either, it was the only shot he has. 

“This had better work.” Henry says to himself as he throws the magic bean into the water by the docks. Henry dropped the bean into the water and the weird bean once began to glow its unnatural lime colour and he had a gut feeling that it was working. A green light suddenly emits and Henry does a silent victory as the portal forms.

“It worked!” It's now or never. “Take me to my family.” He thinks as he jumps into the portal, focusing on the feeling of his family and where they might be.

_____

This was only Henry’s second time travelling via a magic bean portal. And it was scary as hell. The first time was just over a year ago when he was kidnapped, but this time, doing it alone not knowing if he would find his family, that was even worse. 

He lands in around an abundance of trees and greeny. There were huts in the distance and a river of some sort with clothes hanging from a lines that looked similar to the ones in his book. There was a road in front of a line of bushes and Henry had to assume this is the Enchanted Forest, his family had to be here. Thankfully there was not anybody else around to see him fall from nowhere. 

So far The Enchanted Forest didn’t look too dissimilar from the book, there was a lot more green than in Storybrooke, and a lot less electricity, his cellphone wasn’t going to work here. His jeans were also probably not a good idea either in this realm.

It takes a while, but he lies low and steals trousers, a shirt and a cloak from the clothing lin ebt the river. They’re pretty comfy actually, and he buries his modern clothes so that nobody finds them. It’s three different shades of brown, and Henry can’t wait to get home to video games already. But this is his chance to be a hero, to live up to his Charming family legacy. 

“Come Alicia, w’re going to be late.”  He hears a woman say. “You need a new dress for the ball and I want to be at the market early to get the best fabrics.”

A ball. This was good. His grandparents were always talking about the balls they attended. If they were anywhere that is where they would be. Now would be a really great time for Henry to have a map of this forest. 

___

It takes a while and a couple of hours walking but he eventually sees the turrets of the Castle in the distance, and judging by the pictures in the book-this is the right Castle. The roads to the castle are bustling and Henry knows he must be walking in the right direction. His family was close, he was sure of it.

‘Come celebrate the Engagement of Crown Princess Emma to Captain Killian Jones’

Henry takes one of the many posters pinned in the courtyard. Engagement Ball? His mom was engaged to Hook? 

Well he can’t say he isn’t surprised, in his memory loss state he knew there was something going on between the two, even if he didn’t know what. 

The Ball was on Saturday. If the days of the week were the same as when he left Storybrooke, this was in 5 days time. His mom would never forgive him if he let her marry him, especially if she were cursed. 

Once he reaches the castle it’s just as beautiful in person as it is in the book. It was strange seeing it with his own eyes and not his imagination. He hides in the stables, pretending to be tending to the horses, while he comes up with a plan. He needs to see his mother, is she cursed, does she have any memories of her real life? And how would he get her to believe him if she didn’t have memories, he didn’t exactly have access to a memory potion.

He hears voices coming from outside so ducks behind the hay bales in the stable he was currently hiding in.

“Quiet! Leo! We can’t get caught.” It's a female voice, he also has no idea who Leo is, until he sees a glance of him from the gap in the stable door.

“I’m well aware we can’t get caught, but I am the Prince of course. I told my guards I was having Archery Lessons this afternoon. They have no idea I’m here, we’re safe from prying eyes I promise,” 

Henry manages to get a look at the pair and was shocked to see in front of him was the male version of his mother, and a much younger version of his grandfather. This was his baby uncle, clearly not born just a few hours ago though. He looked only a few years older than Henry though, maybe no older than 18 or 19. The same blonde hair that his mother and grandpa shared, and he looked like a hero. He looked like a mini Charming.

Henry also did not need his first interaction with his uncle to see him making out with his girlfriend. 

“Have you told your family about us yet?” The girl asks once they had stopped making out for a few seconds.

“No. They’re still oblivious.”

The girl hits his not baby uncle. “Leo. Your sister's wedding is in less than a month, don’t you want me there?”

Less than a month? Henry had less than a month to stop his mom from marrying Hook..

“What was that?” The girl says. “I’m not getting caught, I’m leaving.” And runs away out of the stables.

Shit. Henry had accidentally stumbled into the horses trough when he heard his mom was getting married in a month, and caused both a loud bang and the horses to freak out.

Drawing his sword, Leo opens the stable door to the horse, and sees Henry drenched and covered in hay and food with his upper body in the trout. “Who are you?”

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” Henry tells him as he attempts to get up out of the horses trout.

“I’m the Prince of this Kingdom. I’ve heard many crazy stories, I’m sure yours will be no different.” He lends Henry a hand to help him to his feet. He definitely had the charming confidence, that was for sure.

“My name is Henry. And you’re my uncle.” 

Leo just laughs. “Sure Kid, nice try. Claiming to be the bastard son of the Princess right before her wedding, what do you hope to gain?” 

“I’m not lying. I swear, and I don’t want to gain anything. My mom is Emma, my grandparents are Snow White and Prince Charming, the greatest true love story of all time.” 

Leo crosses his arms and looks at Henry, sure he could be related to him, he has his fathers eyes, but then again so do a million other people. “That doesn’t prove anything, you’ve done your research on my family. Everyone knows about their love story, the kingdom loves the story. What else do you know?”

“They were never meant to be together, but he woke her from the sleeping curse and defeated the Evil Queen, taking back their kingdom” 

There was something about this kid that made Leo feel like he was telling the truth, no matter how crazy, he was persistent he would give him that. “You’re right in that they were never meant to be together, but I think you’re getting your stories mixed up. My parents never defeated an evil queen or were in a sleeping curse 

If Zelena’s time portal worked, how much had changed? 

“Okay you think I’m crazy. But I come from another time, another realm, where Snow White and Prince Charming fight an Evil Queen, but she casts a dark curse and my mother, Emma is the Saviour and breaks the curse. She’s sent to a land without magic and had me before breaking the curse that kept our family trapped where time stood still.” He needs someone to believe him, if he doesn’t he’ll never get to see his mom again. “I can prove it.” He says and gets his book out of his satchel and hands it to his uncle.

Prince Leo takes the brown leather book and examines it for a moment before opening it up. It’s strange, it has his family, the people he’s known all his life. But it’s different. It’s not the stories he was raised on, he’s almost certain it’s false, but there are so many similarities. “If you come from a land without magic, how did you end up here?”

“It’s a long story. If you’re anything like my mom. You’ll have her superpower, she knows when people are lying.” 

Leo had told nobody about his and Emma ‘superpower’ as they liked to call it. They weren’t born with magic but were raised on stories of it, so liked to believe they had their own piece of magic.  “Just because you believe something-“

“Doesn’t make it true.” Henry finishes. “My mom told me exactly that when she didn’t believe me.”

His ‘superpower’ wasn’t going off. This kid, whoever he was,believed so strongly in his story that he thought it was real, or he was telling the truth,

“Okay, say I believe you. What now? What’s your big plan?” 

Henry tells him everything. Of his home in Storybrooke and the curses they’ve been through so far and the tales of Zelena the wicked witch who created a time travel spell to correct her past, so that her mother didn’t give her up as a baby. And thus the butterfly effect, a lot of things changed. 

“The last few years I’ve grown up on stories about my family going on adventures and quests, I just want the chance to do the same.” Henry pleads, “

Leo knew how he felt. He too had been raised on stories of heroes and princes going on grand adventures, and he always wanted to live those stories and go on one of his own. But the most dangerous thing he had done was fall in love with the stable girl.

“Okay how do you get my sister to believe then?” 

Henry smiles at his uncle and holds up his book. “This did It once. And this can do it again.”

____

Leo tells Henry to meet him in the stables after dark, then they can get to Emma and get her to believe. He would sneak Henry in as a servant.

“So who was the girl?” Henry asks as they’re travelling up the stairs of a secret passageway. All of a sudden he had an uncle who wasn’t that older than him, he always wanted a sibling, and this was the closest thing he had right now.

“I don’t know who you mean.” Leo says brashly, it was clear he was used to this, likely a forbidden relationship Henry thinks.

“You were with a girl when I was hiding in the stables. Is she your secret girlfriend or something? Is that why she ran?” 

“Girlfriend?” Leo asks, confused by the wording and Henry realises the language they used here was very different. “We aren’t officially courting, if that’s what you mean. We can’t, her family aren’t noble or rich. She works in the stables, it’s how we’re able to spend so much time together without anyone being suspicious.”

“Why is it a secret? Didn’t you say your kingdom is welcome to commoners?” Henry cringes at that word, it sounded so outdated.

“My mother was born royal and then became a commoner when she married my father, so they both came into the kingdom as commoners so they added no money to the kingdom. My sister is marrying a Pirate turned Naval Captain who again is not adding much money to the kingdom. I’m the Prince who may end up being King one day if Emma abdicates, I’ll need to marry a Princess or noblewoman from another kingdom who will bring us money and allies. I can’t turn around and say I’m in love with a stable girl.” The way Leo explains it all makes Henry grateful he didn’t grow up in the Enchanted Forest. He had learnt Leo was only 17, he shouldn’t be worried about marriage, it should be about finishing high school and worrying about his prom date. 

“What’s her name?” Henry asks, he felt like he had gotten close to his uncle, and hoped that when Emma broke the curse, he would come home as he was, not a baby. 

“Thalia.” He says with a smile. “She’s worked in the stables since she was pretty young, so we became friends and then as I got older things started to change and I started to see her differently, and one night I kissed her on a whim and everything changed.

If he could get his mom to break the curse, they could all go back to Storybrooke and things would be a hell of a lot easier for his new uncle.

___

Henry was scared. Terrified. His mother’s belief was blocking her once from breaking the curse, what if that happened again? What if she touched the book and it was just a book, no memories coming flooding back?

No.

He had to stay positive. He believed in her during the first curse, and he believes in her now.

“Wait here, I’ll give her the book first and then you can come out of your hiding space if she believes you.” Leo was putting a lot of faith into this kid, he could very well be a crazy person who was obsessed with the princess and idolised her, they had incidents like that before. But something in his gut told him to trust the boy.

Leo climbs out of the portrait hole, connecting the siblings chambers. “Knock. Knock.”

“Leo!” Emma yells throwing a pillow at her brother, “you almost gave me a heart attack.” Hearing his mother’s voice made Henry feel alive. The crazy lengths he went to back in Storybrooke were all leading up to this moment. He was going to see his mom again.

“Do you believe in magic?” 

Emma gives her brother a strange look. “Leo. You and I both know magic exists, why are you asking me this?”

“Think about it, we’ve never actually seen anything magical happen. Sure they say it exists, but nobody in the kingdom has seen it since the Dark One which was decades ago.” He reaches into the satchel to grab the book, “this book supposedly contains powerful magic. But I can’t feel anything.”

Emma rolls her eyes as she takes the book from her brother expecting to feel nothing. Except she feels a jolt and spark, so strong that she drops the book. “Leo, that is so clearly dark magic! Where did you get it?”

Henry takes this as his cue and climbs out of the portrait hole, and takes the book from the floor, taking a look at his mother, feeling like he was outside her apartment in Boston again.

“Who's the kid? Is he one of your aides or something?” 

Henry takes a deep breath and steps towards the mother who has no clue who he is. “My name is Henry. I’m your son. And I know you don’t believe me, how could you? But all I’m asking is for you to take this book and take a leap of faith.” Seeing her again ignited something, he knew it was worth the journey it took to see her. She looked the same, but kinder, softer, he supposed life was easier growing up in a life of luxury than the one she had in the other world. Her hair was braided back and she was wearing a white nightgown. She looked just like a Princess should.

“Please. Take a leap of faith.” Henry says again, holding out the book.

She hesitates, but then takes the book from his hands and Henry knows from the look on her face it was working.

“Are you Emma Swan? My names Henry. I’m your son.”

“Operation Cobra. You’re the one going to bring back the happy endings.”

“I love you Henry.”

“You found us!”

“Killian Jones. But most people are taken with my colorful moniker.” “Hook” 

Flashes of memories come flooding back, Boston, then Storybrooke. The Enchanted Forest, Neverland, New York. Zelena, the time portal.

She remembered. 

“Henry!”

[unprofessionalartist]

i think whats easy to forget about political discourse is its always a matter of values at its core. today my dad said that trump wasnt doing too bad and i was in shock. hes given the rich tax breaks, has destroyed sacred land to build a wall, stoked his fanbase to hate. i cannot fathom the bubble hes living in to think that. the laundry list of things trump has done flashed through my head too thick to even say. i blurted out concentration camps for illegal immigrants and he said “so? they broke the law”

and thats where it is, then. because its the law, its bad. and sure the system is bad, he agreed, but he doesnt blame the president for the policies in place? its as though the law comes from some divine power and not man. 

and he asked if id prefer them in prison and i said no, the system was fucked up, and he said it didnt matter because theres evil people and we need closed borders. im not native american in any sense. im mostly italian, my great grandpa came over when he was 8, around the rise of fascism in italy. this was when immigration was getting limited strictly; my great grandma was discriminated against because she had darker skin (she was also italian). it was too much to say so i just went into my head as he lectured. i cant understand the cruelty of it. 

i guess if you isolate yourself from the news it makes anyone look good. i guess if you dont know trump fired the pandemic response team it looks like he was saddled with something completely unpreventable.

ah, sorry. im really frustrated and quarantine has made me very very tired and numb

[superjennysunshine]

ABC’s of your OC’s

a list of oc questions in alphabetical categories - i made each category based on the first word I could think of in alphabetical order, so enjoy! 

Waffles’ taking the stadnd on this one.

A: Aptitude 1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young?

Hitting things with a hammer.

2. what activities have they participated in?

None to my knowledge.

3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for?

The ability to talk to a pretty lady without shaking.

4. what things are they bad at?

She’s not a smooth talker, let’s just leave it at that.

5. what is their most impressive talent?

As soon as she gets one, doing a kickflip on a skateboard.

B: Basics 1. what is their hair color?

Dark brown.

2. what is their eye color?

Orange/Yellow.

3. how tall are they?

3ft 5 inch.

4. how old are they?

19.

5. how much do they weigh?

I’m too stupid to come up with an exact number but she is a really buff goblin so do with that what you will.

C: Comfort 1. how do they sit in a chair?

Feet on the seat with legs spread and arms resting on her knees. 

2. in what position do they sleep?

She says she sleeps all spread out in every direction but she curls up into a tiny ball.

3. what is their ideal comfort day?

Fishing.

4. what is their major comfort food? why?

Waffles, her grandfather used to make them for her all the time and  she loved them so much they became her name sake.

5. who is the best at comforting them when down?

No one. Not since her Grandfather and even he had a hard time doing it.

D: Decoration 1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name?

First of all a front door mat that says “Welcome Y’all”, and a lot of country things like train lamps and old paintings that she has no idea what they're about, cup holders that have a map of the world on them (thanks for this suggestion dad lol), in the kitchen a lot of things relating to fruit, like fruit plates, and cups, and little hand towels with fruit on them. Y’know southern trailer park “we like to pretend this house is connected to the ground” type decoration.

2. how would they decorate their child’s room?

She has 18 children in cannon so who knows pal. Does a bed and a hug count as decoration?

3. how do they decorate their own room?

Anything she got from her adventures probably but that’s about it.

4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear?

In canon she wears a hide tank with a skirt/shorts and foot and hand wraps, but i made a modern AU version of her that wears an human sized DragonBallZ t shirt and it looks kinda like a dress in an odd way and it’s so cute and hilarious.

5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends?

HAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

fuck no.

E: External Personality 1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality?

maybe like ten trillion percent.. Waffle doesn’t really hide who she is.

2. do they do things that conform to the norm?

Is it a city persons norm? Or a swamp Urchins norm? depends on who you’re asking. 

3. do they follow trends or do their own thing?

She does her own thing mostly.

4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads?

No but she loves to dab. 

5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own?

She wears her personality on her sleeve. She’s too go ham to not be foward about anything.

F: Fun 1. what do they do for fun?

Run around in the woods and get hurt doing stupid shit, that’s her brand of fun right there.

2. what is their ideal party?

Getting high, eating funyuns, drinking Yoohoo and playing DDR with her friends IN THAT ORDER.

3. who would they have the most fun with?

Kringo has a Pillow fort.

End of discussion.

4. can they have fun while conforming to rules?

Maybe? her source of joy doesn’t necessarily come from doing illegal things but apparently it’s bad to beat the shit out of bad people in someplaces and she does think giving villains their just desserts is fun so.

5. do they go out a lot?

Side? Yes. Partying? No. Theres a lot of pretty ladies in clubs and it makes the poor girl shake. I only said she could talk to one girl and not shake remember?

G: Gorgeous 1. what is their most attractive external feature?

Waffle has the cutest eyes you’ve ever goddamn seen.

2. what is the most attractive part of their personality?

She’s funny apparently, that’s pretty attractive.

3. what benefits come with being their friend?

She’s always down to hang and she’ll take a nuke for you after being her friend for about 7 seconds.

4. what parts of them do they like and dislike?

She tends to feel inadequate intellectually with some of her peers, it bothers her more than she lets on.

5. what parts of others do they envy?

Despite lacking intelligence she isn’t envious of people who have it, she’s more jealous of people who are smooth talkers because it would be easier to net a girlfriend that way.

H: Heat 1. do they rather a hot or cold room?

Warm, she likes being toasty.

2. do they prefer summer or winter?

Winter, when it’s cold outside it makes a warm room all the more comfy.

3. do they like the snow?

She’s actually never seen snow but she’d love it.

4. do they have a favorite summer activity?

Fishing or taking a swim.

5. do they have a favorite winter activity?

Camping!

I: In-the-closet 1. what is their sexuality?

Waffle is good ol disaster lesbian.

2. have they ever questioned their sexuality?

No.

3. have they ever questioned their gender?

No.

4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT?

Her Mother and Father hate her and everything else so no. But her Grandpa loved everyone which is a trait that carried into her adulthood.

5. how long would/did it take for them to come out?

If she lived with her parents she probably wouldn’t have at all, but she would tell her grandpa no problem.

J: Joy 1. what makes them happy?

Having fun, and seeing her friends be happy. 

2. who makes them happy?

Any of her friends can make her happy. 

3. are there any songs that bring them joy?

Edge of Seventeen makes her feel badass.

4. are they happy often?

90% of the time yes.

5. what brings them the most joy in the world?

Going fishing with a friend.

K: Kill

1. have they ever thought about suicide?

No.

2. have they ever thought about homicide?

If it’s to bad people, all the time.

3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who?

No one specific just the worst person she could think of in that moment.

4. who would miss them if they died?

I assume her friends.

5. who would be happy they died, anyone?

Her mom and dad wouldn’t be happy they probably just wouldn’t care.

L: Lemons 1. what is their favorite fruit?

Watermelon.

2. what is their least favorite fruit?

Pineapple.

3. are there any foods they hate?

Pineapple again. It’s just too much for the poor girl to handle.

4. do they have any food intolerances?

She has a nut allergy. 

5. what is their favorite food?

Waffles, especially with strawberries on top.

M: Maternal 1. would they want a daughter or a son?

She would just want a child, she has no preference.

2. how many children do they want?

As many as she can care for before crumbling to dust.

3. would they be a good parent?

The. FUCKING. BEST.

4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter?

Her process when naming her children would be to wait till they can speak and cook loads of food and let the child pick their favorite (and by that i mean her wife would NOT let her name them lol).

5. would they adopt?

She has too, and would love to.

N: Never Have I Ever 1. what would they never do?

hurt an innocent person.

2. what have they never done that they want to do?

Sing Karaoke.

  3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do?

Actually be evil. How is it even possible when being nice is so fun.

4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done?

we’ll find out on the next episode of Cafe Gio: Waterdeep is so fucked

5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do?

Not yet, but they will eventually.

O: Optimism

1. are they optimistic or pessimistic?

Optimistic. 

2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others?

I mean she tries to be pretty optimistic no matter what.

3. are they good at giving advice?

GOD NO. WAFFLES AN IDIOT.

4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them?

Joe’s inspired her a couple of times and she’s really appreciated it.

5. were they always optimistic?

Yes.

P: Personality 1. what is their best personality trait?

She’s very nice and welcoming to most.

2. what is their worst personality trait?

She’s a damn idiot that girl. She’s like a bull that sees red all that time.

3. what of their personality do others love?

Jeff I’m sending this to you so you tell me.

4. what of their personality do others envy?

I feel like some people would be jealous of being able to look on the bright side all the time.

5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities?

Waffle knows she’s a disaster lesbian and fucking despises it (the disaster part obviously)

Q: Questions 1. do they ask for help?

No.

2. do they ask questions in class?

A better question would be does she ever stop asking questions in class.

3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable?

yes, but with a blush.

4. do they ask weird questions?

Unintentionally yes.

5. are they curious?

God yes.

R: Rules 1. do they follow rules?

Almost never.

2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent?

Stricter than you think but still pretty laid back. She’d be fine with letting her kids go and get into trouble but would definitely keep an eye to make sure they don’t do anything too stupid.

3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule?

She just recently got detained. But when the pretty captain lady showed up those cuffs got a little warmer IFYAKNOWWHATIMSAYIN.

4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking?

No, she will eventually, but not right now.

5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous?

If at any point someone stops helping someone else because of a rule? Yes.

S: Streets 1. are they street-smart?

More like Swamp Smart.

2. would they give money to someone on the streets?

Hell yeah. 

3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets?

One time. two thousand more to go.

4. has anything happened to them on the streets?

She got daggers thrown at her, that wasn’t particularly her best day.

5. are they cautious when out?

Caution is not a part of Waffles vocabulary.

T: Truth 1. are they honest?

Yes. Dangerously some would say.

2. can they tell if someone is lying?

No, she’s naturally inclined to believe people mostly anyway.

3. is it obvious when they’re lying?

Yeah... Poor Waffle, the little girl can’t even lie right.

4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about?

Not yet.

5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will?

No.

U: Underdog 1. have they been bullied?

Yes. Her parents were absolute bastards to her.

2. have they bullied anyone?

If she did i would hop universes and smack the soul out of her.

Also no she’s not an asshole.

3 have they been physically attacked by a bully?

HA , if they wanted to lose their fucking arm.

4. have they ever been doubted?

Probably. 

5. have they surprised people with being good at something?

Not to my knowledge.

also probably wont we’ll just nip that expectation in the bud.

V: Vomit 1. do they vomit often?

No.

2. do they get lots of stomach aches?

Yes. She doesn’t know why.

3. are they good at comforting someone ill?

If you enjoy rabbit soup and warm hugs than yes.

4. what do they like as far as comfort goes?

A warm blanket, warm food, If she lives in the modern AU maybe a nice movie.

5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting?

When she’s nervous she stutters.

W: Water 1. do they drink enough water?

Yes.

2. have they learned to swim?

She could place gold in laps if she wasn’t 3 feet tall.

3. do they like to swim?

Yes!

4. can they dive?

CANNONBALLS ONLY!

5. can they swim without holding their nose?

Yes.

X: Xylophone 1. what is their favorite genre of music?

Southern Rock.

2. do they have a favorite song?

Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks.

3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer?

She thinks Stevie Nicks is an actual witch, and she thinks that’s fucking DOPE.

4. can they sing well?

God no.

5. can they rap?

God do i wish.

Y: You 1. how old were you when you created them?

20 (it feels like i’ll never not be 20 and im sure that’s a good thing for people that don’t feel like fucking dust like i do).

2. what inspired you to create them?

I found the art of her and the idea just snowballed from there.

3. were they different when they were first created?

She had a canon sister in the very early days called Pushdaisy who i might still make but they wont be sisters.

4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters?

Yes, were similar in our eloquence and intelligence so when I’m writing i just have to ask myself what a braver me would do.

5. what’s your favorite thing about them?

I don’t have one, i love Waffle so much and she means so much to me as a character.

Z: Zebra 1. what’s their favorite animal?

Pig.

2. do they like animals?

Yes!

3. cats or dogs?

Dogs, they got those floppy ears!

4. what’s their dream pet?

An actual whole ass Land Shark, I am not joking. 

5. do they have any pets at the moment?

A pig named chicken but it’s not with her.

[thelifetimechannel]

This week’s bonus content brings us Jake and John discussing the likelihood of  a robot apocalypse:

JAKE: Hey there pal! JAKE: So youre jades... brother? JOHN: that's right! JOHN: compared to how confusing everyone else's family trees are, we are very straight forward. JOHN: even if we did not know we were related at first... JOHN: i wasn't sure how YOU were related to her, back when you were pen pals. JOHN: do you remember sending me that letter? JAKE: By jove i almost forgot about that. It feels like ages ago. JOHN: i don't know how long it was for you, but i got it three years ago. JAKE: I mean from my point of view it was only a couple of months but a lots gone on. JOHN: it arrived on my birthday so it was right on time. JOHN: it came in handy in a tight spot. JOHN: you were right in your letter, i DO love movies. JOHN: even if i am not into wrestling that much. JAKE: Oh well ive had my fill of fisticuffs for awhile anyway. Movies on the other hand i havent had much time to dig into! JAKE: By the way did you like your present?? And little terry kiser? JOHN: um... JOHN: well, i named her liv tyler, actually. i didn't know you already named her, or him. JOHN: anyway, she saved my butt in a big way! JOHN: and then she flew off on a ship heroically, but ran off again i guess? JOHN: and then she somehow joined dave and rose on their even more heroic mission to blow up a sun. JOHN: which they failed to do mostly because they actually MADE the sun, but the important thing is that they tried. JOHN: they came back, but i think the bunny didn't make it. :( JAKE: I live by the philosophy that when a stuffed toy changes hands its appropriate to change its name. It gives things a history like that. JAKE: At least she died doing something i presume she enjoyed. JOHN: blowing up? JAKE: No!! Being a hero and dicing up bad guys! JOHN: was the robot sentient? JOHN: maybe we should have treated it with more respect, so it would not turn evil and destroy us like a watership down version of skynet. JAKE: I mean dirk helped me a little in making it and all of his projects seem to enjoy that kind of mayhem. JAKE: Not as much as his own version of the rabbit but i think in giving me advice at least a couple of his engine greased fingerprints are on it. JOHN: man, everyone is some sort of robotics genius around here. JOHN: if we hadn't already had an apocalypse ushered in by rogue technology i would be worried. JAKE: I briefly suspected hal but no worries. JAKE: I think if he were going to attempt a robopocalypse he wouldve done it a long time ago when he was bored and had less to do. JOHN: he and terezi would get along. they both seem to enjoy wreaking mayhem for fun, although she says she's sorry now. JAKE: They might try but dirk would go spare. JAKE: And I think hes tossed out all his spares for today already. JOHN: everyone has learned their lesson about devious deeds! JOHN: i'm confident that will not happen in the future. JOHN: instead we can relax and do things like watch that movie you were recommending. JAKE: Oh yeah!! JAKE: Which one did i recommend again? I think it was weekend at bernies. JOHN: the one about the corpse getting moved around to trick people? JAKE: Oh yes! Two gentlemen discover that their boss has died shortly before throwing a party and try to convince people hes still alive by puppeting his body around! Its really quite hilarious! JOHN: it sounds good. JOHN: although apparently i'm already locked in to watching a few others. JOHN: including dave's? JOHN: i can't believe he became a big deal movie star in your world, that's hilarious. JAKE: He did. Ive got one of his characters tattooed on my arm! JOHN: um JOHN: you do? JOHN: wow. JOHN: have you told him that? JAKE: Not yet. Should i? JOHN: you might actually make him speechless, which would be a first. JOHN: definitely try it. JOHN: wait, which one is it anyway? JOHN: also, how did you get a tattoo? JOHN: i thought you grew up alone or something, like jade did. JAKE: Ive got sweet bro. Dirk gave it to me after we met up! JAKE: Hes got hella jeff. We match! JAKE: Let me tell you it was a harrowing thing getting it! Id heard getting a tattoo really hurts but you know what i just closed my eyes and before i knew it it was over just like that. JOHN: ... JOHN: huh. JOHN: well, that sounds exciting. i'm sure he'll be thrilled. JOHN: none of us have ever shown that level of devotion. JOHN: mostly we just repeat his shitty memes. JAKE: Dirk takes memes to a whole new level pal. JOHN: i haven't really had a chance to meet him before this. JOHN: i've been missing out on so many reunions today, maybe because i keep bouncing around taking people places. JOHN: out of you guys i've mostly talked to jane and roxy. JOHN: and i only talked to jane once! JOHN: i'm already behind. JAKE: Oh im sure youll get along great! Hes a cool dude and super smart. A little odd but he genuinely means well. JOHN: i'm looking forward to meeting everyone! JOHN: wait, i did meet him once, that's right. JOHN: back in the bad timeline, i saw him floating in space and asked him what happened, because i'd just come back from fighting calliope's brother. JOHN: but all he said was 'i failed' and then he... turned into glitter? JOHN: there were lots of glitches floating around, it was a hazard. JOHN: hopefully we can overcome that first impression. JAKE: ...yeah that sounds like dirk. JAKE: He can be pretty dramatic. JOHN: rose and dave are super dramatic too, he'll fit right in. JOHN: with all of us together it's going to be all drama all the time. JOHN: it will be up to us normal people to keep things under control. JAKE: He grew up all alone so sometimes i think he only knows how to act from movies too but who knows. Maybe it runs in families. JAKE: Family. Weird. JAKE: Hey that means were family too arent we? JOHN: i guess so! JOHN: you're my... JOHN: hm. JOHN: relative. JAKE: Relative. I guess. JAKE: I cant exactly go calling you great uncle john even if i still call jade "grandma". JAKE: Has a ring to it though! Great uncle john! Its all folksy like poppop crocker. JOHN: that's right, i was jane's grandpa in your universe, i guess. JOHN: which is also weird to think about. JOHN: and i was sort of everyone's dad, by mixing our slimes. JOHN: so it keeps getting more outrageous. JOHN: as for knowing how to act from movies... JOHN: i didn't even grow up alone, and i think sometimes i have that problem. JOHN: you want your life to make sense that way! JOHN: but real life is a lot more complicated sometimes. JAKE: Yeah!! JAKE: God yes it is. ESPECIALLY when it comes to romance. Good grief. JOHN: i know! JOHN: the movies make it look like it's essential or something, when usually in real life it mostly seems to cause trouble. JOHN: but you can't get a good ending otherwise, unless you accomplish that and a bunch of other arbitrary criteria. JOHN: most of which we haven't accomplished ourselves, but i think we're going to get a good ending anyway. JOHN: still it can mess with your head. JOHN: real life is not like the movies, that's for sure. JAKE: Its hard to have a romance going when your life is constantly under threat by skeleton monsters. JAKE: Also your first time seeing another person in ten years and your first boyfriend happen on like the same day. JOHN: see, that's how it happens in the movies sometimes. JOHN: the main characters meet up and get together right away, and i guess you have to assume it all works out, because the movie ends. JOHN: but when you're actually doing things it is not that convenient, you have to keep going. JOHN: although i hope we're going to get a break soon. JOHN: i would be happy for the credits to close on the constant heroics and dying for a while. JAKE: Me too. JAKE: I want a nap. Without an evil spider troll waking me up. JAKE: Movies also dont tell you how tiring the whole rigmarole of adventure is. JOHN: the main characters always look great, if fashionably ruffled, and they can keep going no matter what. JOHN: but i'm kind of tired. JOHN: especially since i've lived through the same hours twice in places i think? JAKE: You and your weird time travel nonsense again huh? JOHN: i will probably be mostly retiring that, i wouldn't want to cause any more trouble. JOHN: for now it looks like everything is turning out fine on its own. JAKE: Yessir i think were on the right path now and as soon as were done here im gonna take a long nap and anyone who cares to wake me up can throw down about it even if they are a hitherto-perfectly nice troll lady. Or human lady. Or anyone else. JAKE: The suplex of slumber justice is unisex. JOHN: that's the spirit! JOHN: we will all pass out and righteously beat up any one who disturbs us. JOHN: except hopefully once we are settled somewhere a little less exposed. JOHN: if we were asleep here someone might roll off. JAKE: But we can fly? JAKE: Where would we even fall? Towards the frog since its like a planet? Or... down? Were being pulled down by gravity i guess but how can we fall down if theres just space? JAKE: Would we float in our sleep? Maybe just get sucked back to the victory platform? JOHN: that sounds like a question for jade, she's more interested in how this works. JOHN: i told her science was dumb and boring if it didn't work the way i wanted, which made her upset, but i guess i got what i wanted. JOHN: so hah. JAKE: So science works how you want now? JAKE: Are you ganking my power set young man?? JOHN: not all of science, just space and time i guess. JOHN: and all of the scientific laws i am violating with my wanton displacement of matter and energy. JOHN: what ever those laws might be. JOHN: i am not a scientist or lawyer. JOHN: or science lawyer. JAKE: You fiend. Ah well as long as you dont go abusing your power im sure nothing terrible will happen. Like you flap your windy hood and cause a hurricane down south like an errant butterfly of causality. JOHN: well, i sort of lured lord english here, but i had to to save calliope, and we had to fight him anyway, so hopefully you can let that slide. JOHN: like i said, i will be taking it easy from now on. JAKE: I hear you there. Im over here asking myself do i even want to go wandering around this wonderland of dreaminess or do i just want to curl up over in that edge of the lily pad and have a nice snooze? JAKE: You know i can nap almost anywhere. I consider it a talent. JAKE: I have fallen asleep on clear grassy hills except thats probably not a good thing because centaurs can track through at any moment and they arent too careful about where they step! JOHN: jade was like that too! JOHN: although it MIGHT have partly been a troll messing with her brain again? JOHN: trolls sure are meddlesome. JOHN: anyway, this is probably our last chance to explore the dream bubbles, so maybe hold off on the naps until later. JOHN: also, centaurs? JAKE: Centaurs! JAKE: Oh yeah did i never say my island was full of alien monsters? JAKE: Because my island was full of alien monsters. JOHN: wow, your life actually WAS like a movie. JOHN: no wonder it was tempting to see yourself as an action hero. JOHN: everyone else had such weird and dramatic childhoods. JOHN: i don't have many bragging rights but JOHN: i liked mine. JOHN: i guess i'm one of the people that actually... left something ok behind? JOHN: but that's fine! because there can be ok things in the future too. JOHN: or hopefully more than ok. JAKE: I hope so. JAKE: I mean most things would probably be better than having to keep an eye out for monsters while walking to the pantry for canned friggin beets. JAKE: Not that i couldnt handle myself but beets arent worth that much. JOHN: bluch, no. JOHN: jade kept trying to make us eat our vegetables. JOHN: it was terrible. JOHN: she doesn't even know about lunchables. JAKE: My grandma ONLY stocked veggies. JAKE: And this weird stuff called spam. JOHN: i think our jade would probably have a heart attack if she saw spam. JOHN: although she does like raw beef these days. JOHN: which is a little alarming if you see her eat it. JAKE: I think she mostly included it as a courtesy to me and also i dont think theres many other great ways to keep meat. JAKE: So i hunted! Hopefully most of those creatures were edible and i didnt give myself any weird diseases. JOHN: the rest of you were like man versus wild! JOHN: including dave and rose kind of, even though they lived in real houses. JOHN: i will have to catch up if we are in some sort of survivor situation in the new universe. JOHN: i'm not really sure how that will pan out. JAKE: Youll be fine. Well watch your back! JAKE: Dirk will probably like. Invent a house if you give him long enough. JAKE: Just stick with jane and youll be fine. Shes kind of like you in that she also had a pretty cushy upbringing if you count out the assassination attempts. JAKE: Not that i hold it against her anything. We all take our lumps as theyre given. I mean she also has a dead grand- JAKE: Wait a minute. JAKE: Did you say you were...? JAKE: *Suspicious squinting.* JOHN: what? JAKE: Janes... JAKE: Poppop? JOHN: i... guess so? JOHN: that would make sense, she was my nanna. JOHN: oh man, was i also crushed to death by a flying baby? JOHN: that would be so undignified. JAKE: But hold the damn phone!! JAKE: You were ALSO jades brother in my timeline! JAKE: So if you were siblings and youre also janes poppop... JAKE: Would that make her and i... related?? JOHN: um... JOHN: not genetically? JOHN: but i think you were adopted siblings in our world. JAKE: !! JOHN: she grew up with a brother under a wicked alien queen. JOHN: which was betty crocker! JOHN: and the troll empress. JOHN: it is all connected. JAKE: So we were always family! JAKE: Gosh shell be so surprised to find out i bet. Just over the moon. JOHN: who doesn't want more family? JAKE: Of course! Good gravy aint that just like a movie. So many of us grow up without any family to speak of and we find out we were all family all along! JAKE: Consarnit id even call that some kind of irony. JOHN: at least it's a pretty crazy coincidence. JOHN: except since skaia set it up that way it's not a coincidence at all. JAKE: The chilly wind of fate whips through our unshielded undercarriages. JAKE: Get out of there skaia that zone is closed for business! JAKE: Its not enough to be whipping round my legs its gotta go and nab my shorts too... JAKE: Well ive had the last laugh. Ive got PANTS now! AND family! HAH! JOHN: well, fate or coincidence or whatever, I'M happy about it. JOHN: and i think both pants and family are important.

[baileyandmarley23]

peace, love n applesauce

1.) applesauce or pudding? - i really don't think i have had either in years, but tapioca pudding is what is best

2.) what was your initial reaction when you first realized that your parents had to have had sex to have you? - my initial reaction was probably like "ew!!" or something, but i don't think i was overly traumatized because i don't know who my real father is lol!

3.) if you could create ANY mix-up or mythical animal and have it be brought to life, what would it be? - that is a very good question. i think i want a dog that looks like a baby cow. lol.

4.) what kind of bread do you prefer? - i love the maple oat bread, or onion bagels, or if i want to gain 10 lbs in   an hour i'll eat my moms crazy cheesy bread, that has sour cream and cheese melted on a sour dough bread.

5.) describe a moment that is a prominent memory, but didn't have a strong impact on your life. - this is challenging, because i feel like anything could be a strong impact on your life.   but maybe the other day when i went to star bucks, the gal there took my money, and said "have a nice day!" without   giving me my coffee. lol. no big deal in reality, but in theory that could be very dangerous in the morning :P.

6.) what is the quote/lyric that you relate to most? - oh jeez, i don't want to depress anyone haha, so i'll pick a cheerful song-- "Lose yourself to dance" by daft punk. Every time   I hear it in the car with Jon, it always reminds me of us trying to pick each other up on difficult days. the lyrics   "I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often" seems probably pretty relatable to most.

7.) if there was one problem/issue you could wipe off the face of the earth, what would it be? - i just hate the senior project so much. if it could go away forever, that'd be great.

8.) do you think everyone in our lives serves a purpose, or are some people just there? - i think in a way. what if i decided to go to the dentist office ten minutes early, rather than ten minutes later...   maybe a person was checking out their son at the reception   and then accidentally turned around too quickly hitting you and spilling your coffee all over the place. idk stupid example,   but i feel that the decisions every one does do affect the people nearest them

9.) Favorite knock-knock/cheesy joke? - knock knock, whos there? air, air who? air plane!!!

10.) how do you feel about getting your picture taken? - funny you ask, i feel horrible about it.

11.) most embarrassing poster you've ever owned? - psh, none that i personally felt embarrassed about haha.

12.) what are the 3 worst movies of all time? - Spiderman 1 2 3 with Tobey McGuire. lol.

13.) when was the last time you were in a public setting and a stranger annoyed you? - hmmmm, lol. i think yesterday i went to good will and i was eating food in my car and a homeless person came up to my rolled down window   and scared the shit out of me. but i wasn't really annoyed just nervous.

14.) strangest pet peeve? - i don't like when people scream/yell when they are talking... like i can hear you. no greater the age, the more annoying the loudness is, but it is still pretty annoying to me when children are loud too. so theres that thing about me. lol.

15.) what is a quirk you find cute in a significant other? - dorkiness, nerdiness, randomness, odd sense of humor

16.) if you could make a guest appearance in ANY show, which one would you choose? - lol, It's always sunny in Philidelpia, that way i could possibly see the characters in action!

17.) who do you think is the most underrated comedian? - demetri martin, aziz ansari, steve carrell, sarah silverman, oh man there are a ton  

18.) based on your personality, what do you think your spirit animal is? - hmmm, lol. i really don't know! i want to say a giraffe, but idk.

19.) color combination that you hate? - black and brown

20.) what is your favorite childhood memory? - sun river vacations, lehman hot springs trips, trips to Great Grandpa's house, playing pinochle with Great Grandpa,   listening to stories about his life and stories my mom told us about her when she was a kid, etc etc etc

21.) what cartoon character do you most resonate with? - Arnold off of hey arnold, obviously

22.) what game do you never lose at? - is there such a game? lol. survivor trivia maybe.

23.) what does your dream home look like? - it looks not too big, not too small, with a big yard for doggies to run around on <3

24.) Honestly, do you love your family, like them, dislike them, or hate them? - i loves them

25.) pettiest argument you've ever been in? - one time my ex boyfriends got mad at me for being too attached to my phone, so i threw it in a field   to prove that i didn't care about my phone. haha.

26.) what is the weirdest article of clothing you've ever come across? - idk anything in lime green

27.) what is your favorite day of the week? - friday

28.) Do you feel offended by swear words? - bad habits, but not a bad habit that is bad for you ?

29.) Stupidest dare you've ever done? - lol, one comes to mind! but is too condidential.

30.) How do you like your coffee? - iced americanoooo with hazelnut

31.) You get to be any person in the world for a whole week. Who do you choose? - i'd wanna be some sort of rock star maybe, or one of my evil teachers, because it'd be so funny if i was them for a    week, being non evil to people. but then who would play me?

32.) one food you hate that should be destroyed at all costs? - cole slaw is pretty fucking nasty people, common! lol.

33.) What is your favorite past time for each of the four seasons? - hmmmm, i really love floating down the river during the summer with my honey Jon <3

34.) what is something that will always make you laugh? - eat da poo poo. moms spaghetti. the thought of nigel thornberry. andy milonakis. sarah silvermans "i have a dream too" speech.

35.) what does your pet look like? - :( i don't have a pet, but if i did, it would look like a doggy.

36.) describe your favorite outfit. - anything purple, or comfy

37.) most annoying noise you've ever heard? - people screaming/shrieking

38.) at what age did you learn to drive? - 11 or 12 maybe

39.) What is something that you own which you know you probably shouldn't? - lol, pia

40.) last thing you made with your own 2 hands? - calculus, i guess it was more with one hand...

41.) Favorite time of day? - after 5 ;-), or the wee hours of the morningggg. the most quiet times of the day, basically

42.) Do you believe in ghosts? - no, but would love being convinced that there are ghosts from others who believe in them lol

43.) what sports did you do in school? - basketball, volleyball, tennis

44.) if you had been voted for a 'superlative' in your last yearbook (class clown, laziest, most likely to become president, etc) what would you have been voted? - lol, i wasn't voted for any of those in my high school but maybe class clown? idk

45.) reality show idea that you would most definitely watch on television? - i want to watch survivorrrrr 24/7

46.) do you still own a landline phone? - well, i tried to buy one last night, but was unsuccessful, lol need to buy one because i have a landline number!

47.) scariest storm you've ever had in your town? - non existent here in Salem lol, but there have been quite a few storms back home that made life more difficult for sure, maybe not scary.

48.) skill you wish you had? - i wish that i knew more about physics

49.) what is something you wish you could talk more about, but don't for fear of what other people would think? - ummm, politic stuffs, but i really don't wish i could talk about it more...

50.) last book you read? - linear algebra, i definitely haven't finished it though lol

51.) what does your calendar have on it? - what calendar?

52.) what do you do if you get stopped by a person selling something from a mall kiosk? - i just run by them awkwardly and quickly

53.) infomercial you're beyond tired of seeing? - thankfully i dont watch infomercials

54.) what was your first stuffed animal/doll's name? - dudley dooright

55.) have you ever said something out of anger and instantly regretted it? - yes

56.) how do you feel about raising minimum wage? - ummm i guess i think it really depends on the State. if it is more expensive to live in that State i think   it makes sense to make min wage higher. but then again i really don't know what i am talking about. lol.

57.) how would you spend a perfect day with your best friend? - go on a road trip to the beach, eat marvelous food, laughter and love and music and possibly some wine or beer or other recreational items haha <3

58.) when was the last time you changed the oil in your car? - i never have personally. actually i probably should have it changed soon though, thank you for the reminder.

59.) did you ever have to do speech therapy? - no lol, but i feel like maybe it would have done me some good. i have a slight lisp i think.

60.) something you're looking forward to in the future? - jonathan and will graduating this june!!