#grandma mo'at vibes

[detective-twinkachu]

Au that Max and Norm totes hide who Spider's bio dad is. Like Max and Norm gets this mysterious abandoned baby's DNA test and it turns out he is the son of Colonel Quaritch and a pilot named Paz Socorro. Of course Norm is in complete disbelief, no way a murderer like Quaritch could produce an offspring like this cute kid???

Norm: Run the test again.

Max: I ran them three times!

Norm: No! How can that asshole make this!

(Que an adorable baby Spider cooing at Norm)

Norm knows as soon as Neytiri or any Navi, forget the humans that would hold a grudge against Quaritch, find out about Spider's parentage, this kids life is going to be hell. So both men decide to... not tell anyone who Spider's dad is. The kid looks nothing like Quaritch and takes mostly after his mother, with the big brown eyes and curly hair, except where the mother is brunette, the son is blonde. It takes Norm three hours later to find a semblance of a birth certificate in the rooms the baby was found, in a shoe box under the bed. The paper brings a smile to Norm's face.

Javier Socorro

Born:2154 Pandora

Mother: Pasquella Marie Socorro

Father: N/A

Convenient. Most likely the jackass didn't want to be linked to the only woman who broke the rules of having a child on Pandora or Socorro knew Quaritch's enemies would come after the baby.

Norm and Max decide to erase all evidence of Quaritch from Javi's, Norm's name for the baby, life. The humans that were involved with the conception or birth of Javi are no longer on Pandora, so there is nobody to reveal his parentage. So it's easy for Norm to hit delete on everything about Spider.

Max: We tell absolutely no one of Javi's bio dad, got it? Take it to the grave.

Norm:Bet.

Mo'at, spying from the spirit tree: Bet

Eywa, herself: Bet.

Next with Jake and everyone else. It's not that Max and Norm do not tell Jake of the existence of a human baby on Pandora but just 'forget'.

It's not until Jake comes with a pregnant Neytiri on an unannounced visit, Max and Norm doing work with a white bassinet between them. Both him and Norm freeze when the two Na'vi spot the bassinet and immediately Neytiri is looking at it in alarm. Jake is the one who draws closer, stepping in front of Neytiri. This prompts Norm to hurriedly give an explanation of the presence of a human baby on Pandora, who his parents are (Paz Socorro and an aviation tech Norm knows is dead), and why they can't send the baby to earth. The kid won't survive the journey. Most likely, the kid will die in cryo-sleep. Jake asks more questions about the baby while Neytiri is staring at the baby for so long it puts Max on edge. Finally, the two Na'vi leave and the two scientists believe they are home free.

Until the next day, Jake and Neytiri are back with Jake wanting to hold Javi! Jokes that it's good practice for when the baby comes, even though Baby Spider can fit in the palm of Jake's hand, Neytiri herself just comments how small the child is. The two stay for four hours and both scientists are sweating buckets.

It gets better (or worst depending who you ask) when Neytiri becomes smitten with baby Spider!

Then suddenly Mo'at appears at Hell's Gate like.

Which almost gives Norm another aneurysm until Mo'at's like "chill bro, now give it here."

So in conclusion before I go on a long plot, Spider is given a better lease on life thanks to Norm and Max hiding Quaritch's identity from everyone. Yes, Spider would get slack for being a human but at least it isn't a 'sins of the father' type of hatred but just the mistrust of humans. Max and Norm at first are gonna raise Spider but then Jake and Neytiri fall in love with Spider and want to adopt him.

Jake and Neytiri:

Max and Norm:

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Can we get Mo'at just being the best grandma to Eywa blessed Spider (And being smug when everyone finally notices)? pretty please...

Ugh YOU KNOW I love Spider and Mo'at. Sorry I took a while on this I wanted to take my sweet sweet time and my ass had an event today.

-Mo'at liked Spider from the get go. Jake brought her to visit Grace's avatar body, to bless it and visit her friend, and Norm ran by all flustered with a VERY upset Spider. Mo'at took one look at him and just knew that kid was a miracle. No other human kids had been born on Earth. Eywa had chosen this one. He was special and she can tell.

-She takes him from Norm and he immediately quiets down and from then on they are besties.

-She likes to visit him when things get overwhelming. There's a lot of rebuilding to be done, grieving, so many injuries she has to regularly check and new ones every day. People that need someone to talk to. Jake needs advice and Neytiri needs support and she's happy to give it but sometimes she needs a moment, so she goes to Hells Gate and Norm will hand her a cup of tea (she and Grace used to swap tea recipes) and hand her Spider and leave her alone next to Grace's avatar.

-Mo'at is pretty sure Eywa wants to reach Spider but can't when he's in the metal walls, but he's so little she's not going to risk it. As soon as he's old enough for a mask though, it feels like the world around them lets out a sigh of relief.

-He helps her and Kiri in the infirmary a lot. He's there sometimes when Kiri isn't. They're both annoying and soothing at the same time, it's really fun for her to have someone to teach again who belongs there. Who's eager to learn.

-He's stronger than a human boy should be. Kiri fell asleep making pastes with them one day and he lifted her and carried her to one of the palets.

-She feels certain that he belongs there, but she thinks he should find out for himself. Mo'at does not comment on the things that are different about him.

-Kiri mentions that she thinks that he should go with her to the Spirit Tree that night, and Mo'at thinks that if Kiri thinks so then it must be that time, so she distracts Neytiri and Jake for the evening without being asked.

-Neteyam, Kiri, and Lo'ak come back with a maskless and confused Spider and Mo'at is not surprised at all.

[irayoeywa]

avatar characters as humans headcannons vol.2

part one part three

tuktirey, spider, aonung, and rotxo.

tuktirey

justice and claire's are her favorite stores.

loves roblox and always asking for robux.

blackmails lo'ak into giving her money or buying her robux.

definitely an outside kid, she loves playing outside.

neytiri and mo'at are probably the only people that can say no to her.

she has jake and neteyam wrapped around her finger.

hair always done in cute styles with barrette's, bobo hair ties, or beads.

very tender headed so she hates to sit down to get her hair done. she's wincing and flinching the whole time.

kinda gives zuri from jessie vibes so she probably has imaginary friends.

spider

well he’s already a human so i guess i mean modern.

doesn't have locs bc let's be fr.

since quaritch is his dad, he grew up around military men and women.

they probably let him take a sip of their beer when he was a kid.

did wrestling at one point.

has mommy issues.

played in dirt as a kid and got ring worm a dozen times.

chased people around with bugs so they would run away.

he listens to alternative music.

his grades be all over the place.

was too scared to ask quaritch to help him with his hw after the first "IF JIMMY HAD 5 APPLES" incident.

aonung

resting bitch face.

said "i don't know what you see in him" to tsireya when he found out that her and lo'ak were dating.

only person he trust fr is rotxo.

i feel like his parents pay more attention to tsireya so he's always trying his best in both his studies and sports.

on both the basketball team and the swim team.

probably bullied girls he had a crush on.

is a morning person.

listens to travis scott.

he kind of gives me chase atlantic listener vibes.

always rolling his eyes.

a DC fan.

rotxo

someone said that he was def raised by his grandma and now i can't see it any other way.

was definitely that person in middle school/high school that would go to teachers he didn't have anymore to say hi and give unwanted advice to the students in the class.

listens to tyler, the creator, brent faiyaz, and drake.

dank memes are his humor.

always wearing baggy jeans.

very obvious when he has a crush on someone but oblivious when someone has a crush on him.

somewhat book smart but not common sense smart.

now even though i just said he's somewhat book smart, he reminds me of that scene in outer banks where jj says, "he's straight up like the spanish, just bon voyage" and everyone is just like ???

on the swim team.

tonowari treats him like a second son.

sleeps in class.

doesn't own a folder so all his papers are crumbled up in his bag.

rotxo's is way longer than i anticipated. but i hope you enjoyed :)

i was thinking about making one for the adults, lmk if i should. also if you have any ideas or requests, send them in.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Where Spider is looking for materials to make beads for his songcord and singing while doing so. Mo'at is out looking for herbs and happens to hear a song she's never heard, so she investigates and watches from the distance. Spider is smiling he just found the perfect piece to add for learning to use a bow. Mo'at leaves but is more curious than ever of the human boy. While connecting with the spirit tree, she gets a sign from eywa that spider will hold an important role in the future, and so the next day she follows Spider and requests to bless his songcord. Spider feels SEEN and is very happy.

I just love Spider and Grandma Mo'at

ADORABLE. Listen they clearly were comfy and chill in their one scene in the movie this is canon okay. I love when you guys send me your headcanons or specific headcanon asks. I go too off the rails with no parameters

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Grandma Mo'at reacting to the Sullys leaving (Blessed) Spider behind. (He may or may not return 10 minutes later on the back of a palulukan, just being done with life, it's up to you.)

Ugh, this one is so hard for me. Mo'at and Jake canonically usually agree, even over Neytiri. It's also hard because I feel like what Jake does is, unfortunately, the safest and best option for his family and the clan. It's a major major risk to take the clan and go after Spider, a risk of so many lives to attack Bridgehead. Militaristically, it's a bad move. That being said:

-Mo'at is disappointed. She understands the risk, but she's disappointed mostly in their lack of faith in Spider. Their belief that he would ever give them up.

-She cannot fault her son in law for wanting to protect his family and the clan though, she just wishes her children were able to see that this boy is part of the clan.

-She had faith in Eywa's ability to keep him safe and return him. It doesn't make it any less scary though.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Just imagine Spider "randomly" stumbling upon a plant, which he then shows to Mo'at because he was curious about it and thought it looked cool. Little does he know that it's basically the equivalent of unobtanium for a tsahik like her. Some really rare, primo healing stuff.

He totally would. It's Eywa blessed energy man. That, or he's so used to like, being alone and spending all his time wandering the forest that he just knows where some weird shit is. She mentions needing to look for something and he's like "oh, I know where that is." Cue a little bonding Mo'at and Spider trip.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

All right here are the aus I've tagged that imma focus on and add more stuff to:

I read through all my old posts and these are the ones I jived with hard. The ones I have thoughts about, the ones I want MORE from. If you all have stuff you want to add, or more specifics you want from me, feel free to ask! I'm gonna make more posts for all of them though. I graduate from college in less than a month but I'm done with all my work before that, so give me like three to four weeks and I should be posting more headcanon stuff more frequently lol. Too many essays rn, too many final bar crawls to attend.

This list is added to the pinned post :)

Canon: this happened i don’t make the rules (avatar)

Modern au where Jake has no working legs: modern au (wheelchair jake! edition):

Modern au where Jake has working legs lol: modern au (jake legs! edition)

Spider was raised as a Sully and was never kidnapped: spider sully was never taken!

For Spider Sully we are just going to stick with: spider sully au

Spider adopted by the Sully's post Way of Water: spider sully post WOW

Mo'at being a great grandma to Spider: grandma mo'at vibes

Humans never return au: humans never return au

Soulmate au concepts: soulmate au's uwu

Spider was kidnapped for years au: spider gone for years au

Eywa blessed Spider bonds with a palulukan au: charlotte the palulukan au

Modern au Spider Sully with asthma: asthma! spider

Norm and his made up boyfriend Ritu stuff: norm and ritu agenda

Spider can see ghosts instead of connect: spider vs ghosts au

Spider being Eywa blessed: eywa blessed spider au

The ikran racing au where Spider is the stableboy of the ikran and racing is a huge part of the culture: ikran! racing!!! au!

Spider rescuing Neytiri and Tuk in the ship: OUR SAVIOR- oh its you

This one is self explanatory: daemon au

Role reversal metkayina coming to the omaticaya for help: this human child will teach your children our ways

Tragic Lo'ak falling for Spider but feeling like he has to pick Tsireya to fit in and not be disappointing sad romance au: tragic romance locorro

Locorro getting mated without permission, like Lo'ak is like I can do what I want and Spider is like uhhh please lets think about this: locorro mated without permission call the police

ALL the humans leave and then they find Spider (there is a version of this being written but I still have thoughts): only human Spider au

Lo'ak captured instead of Spider thing so he and Neteyam cook up a little scheme to get Lo'ak back: lo'ak kidnapped instead of spider

Nocorro accidentally mated au, this ask was kinda adult but the concept has such a chokehold on me it simply has to be discussed more: nocorro oops we're mated

NETEYAM GHOST, SPIDER CAN SEE GHOSTS AND NETEYAM AND HIM FALL IN LOVE BUT HE'S A FUCKING GHOST this concept murders me: neteyam ghost!