#grandbubs

[blacktobackmesa]

gordon they put me back in my god damn packaging

[bbeeohazardd]

oough hate when I'm just trying to be A Guy and then the neverending righteous fury hits me like a truck and then i just have to sit and fume for a good while until one of the anger holders come around to take The Anger for me

[blacktobackmesa]

I need you to know that I started my first tag by typing ":)", intending to be like ":) the guy of all time". But Tumblr's recommended tag feature assumed I wanted to write "trophy husband :)".

Warm up of bubby YEAAHH one day I'll get past warm-up stage again but I've been lazy as fuck

[hlvrai-stuck-together]

berdey, i know this is a lot, and it's stressful, but just remember: you are not two people, and you are not one person. you are an experience. make sure it's a good experience. now go have fun

❤️‍🩹

..."An experience." That's... a way to describe it.

I mean, sure, take frenemies and slam them together, that's gonna be experience alright. Bad experience. We've only been friends again for a little while and now THIS.

Whatever. We're stuck together til Grandbub does his thing, right? Might as well make the best of it.

[b9r6a7d7d8a-blog]

Can't wait to meet you my Princess!!!! #grandbubs #2 #blessed #papabradda (at Hawaiian Paradise Park, Hawaii) https://www.instagram.com/p/B73uy4ilhhRlpBwgGpD-Qz9ozlkenhLW44yYe40/?igshid=z7cdilieei90

[hlvraik]

How did k!gordon even managed to get into a life-threating encounter with a soldier in the first place?!

Like all the crazy scenarios he gets into, it usually starts with him wandering off from the group. From there, he just so happened to run into some HECU soldiers.

Gratefully, this isn’t the first time this has happened, and when it does, nothing really bad happens! [Usually, whenever the soldiers see him, they either ignore him and brush him off, or calmly check up on him. As you know, there's a kid wandering through the facility alone while everything’s going to hell with the whole resonance cascade.] They’ll typically ask him where his parents are, or give him a snack. Sometimes both!

However, this time was different…

[blacktobackmesa]

“well Gordon, I was born around my early 30s, so I decided to just distribute my backlog of unmanifested teen angst throughout the rest of my life. So shut up, you’re not my real dad.”

bubby teenage rebellion in his 40s

[mlh-property-solutions-vic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE MOST WONDERFUL LITTLE PRINCESS. OUR GRANDBUB

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[hannahcamachoart]

Grandad lumberjack and his grandbub.

[charlylou62]

Date night with the Grandbub! My little Bubby having a great time at the circus 🎪!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/B27qJ52BRcF/?igshid=j73wneticlj4

[blacktobackmesa]

Big fan of the mostly-canon fact that Bubby can light himself and other entities on fire with his mind and has never used this for self defense. That's the thing he does to haze new coworkers, it has never crossed the combat part of his mind. If you worked theater tech or construction would you think to outsmart your opponent by asking them to go fetch the Wood Stretcher

[prattatx]

Toby and grandbub playing billiards at the local bowling ally #family #poolsharks (at Main Event Entertainment)

[blacktobackmesa]

HERE COME THE GRANNIES BOOMERS

[blacktobackmesa]

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SCAM ALERT!

If someone on discord sends you a download link claiming to be an early Half Life prototype with removed features and VR mod support, BLOCK AND REPORT THEM. It's not a virus or anything you're just going to end up living with/adopting six or eight grown ass AIs in your computer who can't go five minutes without causing problems on purpose

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GORDON ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE BENREY IS STUCK IN SUPER MONKEY BALL AGAIN

[blacktobackmesa]

HLVRAI fandom loves taking traits from the old men and giving them to Benrey. Raised immorally in a lab? That's just Bubby. Eats nonfoods to get a reaction out of people? Doctor Harold Coomer had his colon replaced so he can no longer acquire dysentery from consuming weird shit. Swallowing an entire military grade radio is only the second worst thing he's eaten in the series

Anyway Benrey learns from the best

[blacktobackmesa]

You don't have to answer this but if you have any Bubby head cannons or thoughts I would kill to hear them I absolutely love the way you write him

"if" I have "any"... Understatement of the year, I am always thinking about this freak

Bubby will often say that he was "born old" and didn't have a childhood. This is only partly true: Bubby was a child for like a week. It was necessary for his mental development to let him out of the tube and expose him to stimuli before his body was fully grown. After a brief and carefree orientation period, he was returned to the tube and had his growth accelerated and knowledge injected so that he was ready to get to work. He doesn't remember that week, but he's seen a couple pictures.

Used she/her for a while until he found out he could choose what he wanted. Honestly, he'll take just about any pronouns, he/him are just what he introduces himself with. And his nouns go all over the place! He is a man, he is a girl, he is a grandma, he is a husband, a wife, a car, the ultimate lifeform.

Chooses Yoshi in Mario Kart because he's a dinosaur and that makes him the best. Treats this as scientific fact.

ADHD king