#grabs toro by their sprout they’re gonna die

[asklordnoel]

She’s not even apart of the fatui ANYMORE?!— and nobody bothered to tell me?! Ugh.. fine, whatever!

I may not have the ludex on my side or whatever.. but I do have a certain someone on MY hands that you want.. a certain kid running around the lab who happens to be related to the sage.

What was their name again..? Toto?.. taro..? I dunno but they’re not important enough for me to remember! I don’t even have to lay a finger on them, all I have to do is call my mother and in a flash they’d be gone..

So.. wanna rethink your choices, peasant?

Hello filthy peasant, Ahem ahem.. I’m lord Noel, im quite sure you’ve heard of me! I mean, who hasn’t?

I was sent over by Natalia because of— I forgot, I wasn’t listening! Anyway .. since I walked alll this way, and I had to visit the disgusting place she was staying at and I’m just oh so tired.. you’re going to entertain me! Because if you don’t.. I wont get the fatui on you, No no..

I’ll get Monsieur neuvillette on you! Kayy~?

- @asklordnoel

/ throws my evil guy at you hey what’s uputsme

AHA

Get over yourself dude she’s not even in the Fatui anymore and I’d like to see you try. The Ludex may want me brought back to Fontaine but he’d be far more focused on you threatening me.

Not to mention I have my family’s protection.

Anyways, I’m gonna go back to my book…