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tzyuki · 1 year
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[ 김규빈 ] ONE & ONLY ꒰ K.GV x F!READER
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IN WHICH ✶ — Rumors about Y/n pursuing a Zerobaseone member backstage at music bank start floating around the media after she and ZB1 member, Kim Gyuvin are seen talking behind in one of the episodes of ‘Eunchaes Star Diary’. Some netizens believe it and some don’t, some hated her for touching his shoulder and some didn’t care. Y/n went live to debunk the rumors, saying she wasn’t interested in a relationship at the time. The thing was, the rumors were true. She secretly was pursing Kim Gyuvin, or at least she wanted to. Ever since she first saw him backstage at M Countdown when ‘Love Killa’ team got to perform she was starstruck. She saw him at the vending machine and wished him luck in ‘Boys Planet’. She actually never had watched an episode of the survival show at all, she said it would be too painful for her, but that was the night she started to watch and most importantly, vote for Kim Gyuvin.
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#BOYCOTTJUNHYEON | profile three.
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﹙★﹚DESCRIPTIONS…
park chaewon (gowon) ; started #BoycottJunhyeon bc he was caught listening to loona unboycotted ver. but only bc he wasn’t aware of the lawsuit bc he didn’t have his phone during boys planet 😭 they bicker a lot (everyone bickers w/ junhyeon) but they do get along well.
kim jungeun (kim lip) ; literslly ricky’s mother bro. saw all the jokes about everyone calling ricky him lip and absolutely died laughed. she’s never talked to him before but wants to at least meet him one day, she probably will through junhyeon.
ju haknyeon ; y/n’s older brother from tbz!!!!!!! he and y/n both have pigs who are siblings bc their mother currently owns a pig farm by herself. the two are extremely close although they bicker a lot. they often visit the pig farm together.
hwang intak ; finally download twitter js to tell elon musk to count his days. and then he realized that his account wasn’t private. y/n is his senior and a year older than her, sometimes he forgets that she’s his senior and almost forgot to say sunbaenim countless of times on live 😭.
moon jaeyun ; friends with matthew, the two trained together before jaeyun debuted in 8turn and matthew went to boys planet. y/n and the others often call him by his birth name Alex 😭.
kum junhyeon ; a redstart trainee who was on boys planet! him and taerae are close and still keep in touch, he does with all the zb1 members but mostly him and gunwook! swears everyone is against him and is praying on his downfall.
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m.list — previous — chap one
taglist (open) 𓏸 ͘ ࣭⸰ @yeosljin @whoschr @str0l0gy @sieuneo @enhaz1 @weoris @deafeningtyrantmilkshake @jiawji @trsrina @esc6pism @tmrx2gther @jiaant11 @latriii @annoyingbitch83 @pwarkj @sleepingisweak @beomibeom
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tansu-bomb · 2 years
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There’s so much story yet to unfold & just six episodes left! Like How?? Howw??!!!
1. Uk is yet to find out his birth secrecy. Desparate Jin Mu will definitely use that card shortly.
2. Yeong is yet to gain her memories & find out that her family was mudered bcoz Uk, the King’s star, was born due to sorcery.
3. What Jin Mu did — exploiting little Yeong all her life as well as how he caused the massacre via bells (both 23 years ago & 3 years ago)
4. That Naksu was Uk’s master & the one who gave up the power of the skies.
5. What Jin BuYeon’s plans were all along and why she chose Naksu. Is there yet another secret around their birth?
6. What Jin HoGyeong did — manipulating Naksu for three years, making her believe that she is someone she’s not.
7. Exactly what reengineering Master Lee did to achieve Naksu/BuYeon’s current fused identity.
8. Uk & Yeong recognizing each other. Them healing. Them climbing their tree. Them having babies.
9. Yul’s bloodworm removal. Yul finding closure & peace & possibly falling in love.
10. DangGu & ChoYeon reconciling and ChoYeon stepping forward and breaking free from her crazy mother’s control.
11. GoWon making right choices worthy of the throne & letting go of his competition/insecurities to become even better person.
12. Dealing with the ice-stone within Uk & destroying it once and for all. Dealing with the drought. And neither Uk or Yeong dying in the process, please!!!
13. The legend of Naksu still continuing in Daeho coz they are both in awe / fear of her.
14. Jin Mu dying the most painful death.
How !!! How !!! We only have 6 hours left for all of this. I really hope they stop wasting time establishing GoWon/Yeong and Yul/Yeong unless it moves the chess pieces.
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tomodchis · 1 month
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Hi there! Just wondering if any dachi members had other faceclaims, groups, or personalities at one point? They are pretty interesting so far!
hello anon!! this question is literally tailored to me since i will forever be indecisive so they have definitely changed over time 😢 thank you for ur kind words!!! ♥️
more unformatted messiness under the cut!!!
i will go in group order since it’s just easier for me to keep track. so first is JEYEOL. oh man. him and i have HISTORY…
he was originally the main vocalist, fotg, and centre of a group called machina back in 2022-ish**. he was the bae suzy of the group, always getting brand deals, other appearances, etc. he was just generally More Popular than his other six members. he virtually had the same backstory, but ‘original’ jeyeol was estranged from his parents in his teen years. i scrapped that concept because i just wasn’t satisfied w an excuse like that 😭😭😭 idk i Rlly enjoy the concept in other characters but for Me it was an excuse for shitty writing
** i only discovered the fic idol community back in oct of last year i believe? n even then i only checked the tag once every month. but i’ve been creating kpop ocs since 2019 and had No Idea that other ppl even creating kpop ocs 😭😭 like trust me i thought i was WEIRDDDD but im so glad im able to express my creativity while also seeing other people express theirs!!!
fun fact: jeyeol is also a mix of another character totally separate from my kpop oc-verse named canis. as you can tell he has Lots of dog motifs. canis is one of my most fleshed-out characters and i thought Hey, i might as well???
he has many connections w other characters in my verse which i am thinking should make an appearance. we shall see where my motivation takes me
in terms of fcs he has been jyou from to1, sangyeon from tbz, and very briefly chaein from purki (rip hong jein 2024–2024) (he was also even more briefly jeong jaehyun but i don’t count this era because it was for 5 minutes)
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miss chorong is my angel baby who can do no wrong. she (along with seoyi) was part of a k-band named cherry theory. they were in it for the arts not the charts but were eventually tossed in the can because… well… everyone was a filler member except for seorong. so i kept her in my pocket until i realized she perfectly fit in w dachi!!!
her personality has Drastically changed since her switch over. she was originally a pastor’s daughter, very soft spoken, deeply afraid of conflict, and overall a people pleaser. whenever i think back i still can’t believe i thought That was gonna be chorong forever 😭😭😭 nuh uh she deserves her freedom. i can at least make One oc happy. and then cheerleading happened so i guess we can’t win (saying this like i didn’t birth her from my mind)
in terms of fcs she has been mayu from triples and gowon from loona. a girl with soft features and brown eyes that could kill millions is my best friend
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seoyi… oh seoyi… humble esoteric weird girl and woman attractor 3000. she stems from many concepts, not exactly people or other characters. some concepts in my mind while creating her were as follows: effects of fame, naturally-occurring spirals in nature, rabbit in the moon, and isolation of magical girls in media. odd combo i know 😭😭 but idk. that’s her Vibe. that’s Go Seoyi in a nutshell
as mentioned before, seoyi was part of cherry theory. her backstory used to mirror jeyeol’s, aka famous since birth and still rising in popularity. because he already snatched up That storyline i decided to deviate completely. her fresh slate has given me freedom to make her a little more odd than everyone else. i find that when i have a ‘set’ archetype i tend to not be as creative??? idk it could be me and then i sound weird again
in terms of fcs she has been haewon from nmixx, yujin from ive, and ryujin from itzy. seoyi was actually ryujin for the Longest Time Ever before i fleshed out eun. n then i realized they might be too similar. and then gaeul-seoyi was born!!!
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eun joobi, youngest of dachi. and unfortunately the member w the least development (oopsies) i didn’t mean it 😭😭 she exists because i stole one of my other characters aesthetics n then wanted a four member group instead of a trio. but also dachi wouldn’t be the same w out her??? needed a deeply angry girl to balance out the sad emotions i am brewing rn
once upon a time she had a sister (who i may bring back in tenderheart) n they had a very close connection n it makes me so sad because i completely erased that girl from her plot. n then lonely baby eun makes me so SADDD GODDDDD
anyway. just because she is the least developed doesn’t mean i will be erasing her any time soon… she also just happens to be the least popular… she will be making more appearances i promise
in terms of fcs she has been yves & kim lip from loona and karina from aespa. one thing abt eun: she’s always had angular features
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deeply sorry that this post is ugly as hell i just couldn’t make myself organize my thoughts unfortunately
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hanadolphieron · 4 years
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birthtimes post~
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im nayeon- 09/22/95 09-10 A.M.
scorpio rising
park jihyo- 02/01/97 12:05 A.M.
libra rising
myoui mina- 03/27/97 05:03 A.M.
pisces rising
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kim jiwon- 05/19/98 04:30 P.M.
libra rising
han eunji- 01/13/00 10:30 A.M.
pisces rising
wang yiren- 12/29/00 11:56 P.M.
libra rising
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wong gaahei- 12/09/96 12:00 P.M.
pisces rising
ha sooyoung- 05/24/97 04:50 P.M.
scorpio rising
kim jungeun- 02/10/99 12:13 A.M.
scorpio rising
kim jiwoo- 10/20/99 12:09 A.M.
leo rising
jeon heejin- 10/19/00 03:19 P.M.
aquarius rising (close to pisces)
park chaewon- UNCONFIRMED 11:25 A.M. or P.M.
leo or capricorn rising
choi yerim- 06/04/01 06:00 A.M.
gemini rising
son hyejoo- UNCONFIRMED 3:10 A.M. or P.M.
pisces/virgo rising, but it’s on the cusp so could also be aries or libra
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PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU FIND ANY MORE!
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princessjungeun · 4 years
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m a s t e r l i s t
everything i write is purely fiction! none of this is to be taken any other way! everything is SFW
*i update my masterlist before i go to sleep every night so if you don’t see something here you might have to go back and scroll*
BLACKPINK
reaction to s/o surprising them at work: OT4
falling for you: ROSÉ
jennie as your girlfriend: JENNIE 
7:30 - ROSÉ
reaction to s/o giving birth: OT4
proposing to their girlfriend: OT4
SECRET NUMBER
gave it all for you: DENISE
TWICE 
i got lonely: MINA  
 친구: CHAEYOUNG
helping a trainee: OT9
flowers: OT9
because i love you: JEONGYEON 
mentor: NAYEON 
i wasn’t ready: MINA 
blue eyes: SANA 
supportive girlfriend: SANA
11:27 : JEONGYEON
when they find out their gf sleeps with a teddy bear: OT9
i’ll take care of you: NAYEON 
one last chance: MINA
i’ll wait: TZUYU
christmas time: MOMO
photocard: CHAEYOUNG
soulmates: CHAEYOUNG
reaction to meeting girlfriend’s pets: OT9
only one: NAYEON 
reaction to 10th member dying their hair: OT9
again: SANA
lesson learned: Little! MOMO / CG! SANA
1:05 : JEONGYEON 
from liking to loving: CHAEYOUNG
reaction 10th member being disrespected: OT9
puppy love: TZUYU
swimming lesson: JEONGYEON
chaeyoung as your girlfriend: CHAEYOUNG
mina as your girlfriend: MINA 
reaction to s/o having freckles: OT9
only one: JEONGYEON 
reaction to s/o having a child from pervious relationship: OT9
reaction to wife throwing wedding ring: OT9
ITZY 
waiting for you: LIA 
you’re perfect: YUNA 
im right here: CHAERYEONG
graduation day: RYUJIN 
reaction to your first big fight: OT5
when their s/o is upset about something: OT5
first kisses: LIA
mornings with you: OT5
exposed: OT5
meeting the parents: OT5
girl crush: RYUJIN 
having a younger s/o: OT5
s/o biasing someone else: OT5
always: LIA
cookies: RYUJIN
what now: YEJI 
ballerina: RYUJIN
take it slow: YEJI 
forgetting date night: LIA
Reaction to you accidentally appearing on their Live: OT5
Best Friends: RYUJIN 
dating yuna: YUNA 
27 Universes: CHAERYEONG
Big Baby: Little! YUNA / CG! RYUJIN 
reaction to girlfriend doing a more mature concept: OT5
half and half: LIA 
photographs: RYUJIN 
i’ll always have you back: RYUJIN
dating lia: LIA
teaching yuna to drive: YUNA 
dating ryujin: RYUJIN 
dating chaeryeong: CHAERYEONG
yeji as your girlfriend: YEJI 
excuse me um...i love you: LIA
7:30 backstories: RYUJIN 
reaction to S/O smoking: OT5
2:00: RYUJIN 
behind the mask: YEJI 
reaction to being woken up with breakfast in bed: OT5
09: RYUJIN 
EVERGLOW
the one that got away: YIREN 
10:46: E:U 
Sick Days: Little! YIREN / CG! AISHA 
dating eu : E:U
(G)I-DLE
when their s/o is clumsy: OT6
reaction to you almost getting into a fight: OT6
dont doubt my love: SOYEON 
oops: SOYEON 
smile: SOYEON
the livestream: SHUHUA 
Shuhua’s s/o meeting the unnies: OT6
surprise: SOYEON 
break: SOYEON 
reaction to i dont want to kiss you prank: OT6
games: MIYEON
reaction to girlfriend kissing them in public: OT6 
im not going anywhere: SOYEON 
and it was all yellow: SOOJIN 
reaction to s/o being clingy/ overprotective: OT6
heart shaker: SHUHUA 
reaction to their s/o stealing their sweater: OT6
under the stars: SOYEON 
shenanigans: YUQI
dating soyeon: SOYEON 
soojin as your girlfriend: SOOJIN 
7:30 backstories: SOOJIN 
reaction to having a crush on another member’s s/o: OT6
reaction to s/o finding out their sibling is getting bullied: OT6
RED VELVET 
i still want you: YERI 
from nothing to something: JOY
first kiss: IRENE
oh baby: IRENE
reaction to s/o being overprotective: OT5
and they were roommates: YERI 
all i need: WENDY
reaction to s/o loving kids: OT5
 DREAMCATCHER
under my umbrella: JIU
its been too long: HANDONG 
i missed you: SUA
hand in hand: HANDONG
dami as your girlfriend: DAMI 
siyeon as your girlfriend: SIYEON 
handong as your girlfriend: HANDONG 
falling for you: DAMI 
9:13 : DAMI 
LOONA
reaction to hurting their s/o in an argument pt 1 / pt 2 / pt 3
all you need: HEEJIN 
hey: KIM LIP 
yeojin as your girlfriend: YEOJIN
olivia hye as your girlfriend: HYEJOO
gowon as your girlfriend: GOWON 
Champion: YVES (kinda)
7:30 backstories: HYEJOO 
3:13: YEOJIN
yves as your girlfriend
SOMI 
meeting the parents
my other half
kiss and make up
dance with me 
CHUNGHA
caramel latte
overnight sensation
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lverclub · 3 years
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basics !
stage name: joomi (jj)
birth name: yoon joo-mi
pronouns: she/her
birthdate: november 1st, 2000
zodiac: scorpio
place of birth: busan, south korea
ethnicity: korean.
languages: korean; fluent.
body !
face claim: gowon from loona
height: 160cm (5’3)
blood type: a
career !
group: love club
position: lead rapper, sub vocalist, maknae
training period: 5 years.
agency: sm entertainment (2013-2017.) lucky love entertainment (2016-present.)
trivia !
she used to train with sooyoung, monqiue and jieqiong from nct while she was in sm. she was really close friends with them, and hoped to debut with them, but that wish was taken from her when sooyoung and monique debuted with nct 127 and dream in 2016. after hearing the news, she switched companies, she had no more desire to be in an sm group anymore after her friends already debuted without her.
she still keeps in contact with the girls of nct as much as she can, and they all have hanged out a few times after leaving the company.
her older sister was once a trainee, both of them auditioned at sm together, and both of them got accepted. her sister, got in an accident in 2015, she fractured her neck and had to stop being a trainee. joo was going to stop being a trainer as well, but her sister her begged her to continue and debut.
once she transferred to lucky love entertainment, she was quickly one of the top trainees. she excelled in rapping, vocals and dancing.
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fmdnina · 4 years
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✨  HOT TOPIC ( K ) CASTING INTERVIEW.
...or, where nina begs for the chance to teach trainees how to sing with heart. ☽
LEGAL NAME: nina gowon seo. STAGE NAME: n/a. DATE OF BIRTH: 1994.03.22. OCCUPATION: main vocalist of aria. AREA OF PERFORMANCE SPECIALIZATION: vocals.
001.  DO YOU BELIEVE IT’S MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE TRAINING OR NATURAL TALENT TO BE AN IDOL? WHY?:
"without proper training, an artist will never truly learn how to hone their skills; natural or not. sure, someone may be blessed with perfect pitch, or someone may be able to create really beautiful angles while dancing without much effort, but instead of simply stopping at what feels ‘natural,’ i personally believe that everyone needs to set aside some time to learn; to enrich themselves and their craft. when i was a kid, i had someone in my life who was able to sense a fire within me and a passion for music, and thanks to him, i learned to be a better singer and performer. if it wasn’t for him, maybe i would’ve never picked up new skills and techniques to add to my singing now. overall, when you’re an artist—or an idol—evolution is crucial. there’s no such thing as perfectly mastering any instrument—be it the piano or a set of powerful pipes. in my opinion, we should always be learning. even though i’ve débuted, i still feel like i have to ‘train’ in order to keep my voice and dancing up to parr, so even if you have natural talents, it’s best to learn how to properly execute them for longevity’s sake.”
002.  IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT ONE TRAIT IS MOST IMPORTANT FOR AN IDOL HOPEFUL TO HAVE AND WHY?:
“passion. they need to be passionate. one-hundred and ten percent. even if you’re not the best singer, dancer, or rapper... if you have that fire within you that allows you to work hard, you’ll definitely be rewarded for your efforts in some way. a deep love for your art is crucial in order to clutch onto some sort of normalcy in this industry. to me, without that passion, things may feel much more meaningless or shallow.”
003.  DESCRIBE YOUR TEACHING/MENTORING STYLE:
“first, i would want to instill and promote confidence in all of the students. believe it or not, a person’s confidence greatly affects how they perform. there have been times where i’ll feel almost afraid of sustaining a high note for a live show, and whenever i let that insecurity get the better of me, i’ve gone off-tune. had i felt more at ease, i would’ve more than likely been able to hit the note dead-on. second, once everyone feels really warmed up and good about themselves, i’d want to explore how they express themselves vocally and what feels more comfortable for them. singing shouldn’t hurt, so making sure everyone’s singing in a register that’s easiest for them will result in a clearer sound. third, well... honestly, i’d wanna spend a little time getting to know the trainees and—hopefully—become like a cool big sister to ‘em after all of it. they gotta trust me with their art, so i’d want them to know they’re in good hands. i guess, in short, i’d be like a proud big sister that wants all of her new little siblings to flourish in whatever way suits them best.”
CAREER EXPERIENCE/HIGHLIGHTS:
main vocalist of aria for more than nine ( 9 ) years.
vocal training for sixteen ( 16 ) years—mostly in jazz styles.
has released multiple ( often high-charting ) drama ost’s.
has starred in leading roles of many live-stage musicals.
capable of communicating in both korean and english.
advanced knowledge of instruments; mainly guitar and piano.
self-proclaimed “high-note boss” with a powerful soprano range.
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aellafm · 4 years
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           hello  !  i’m  cc  &  i  simply  have  no  brain  !  currently  stuck  in  a  head  empty  ,  no  thoughts  mood  –  idk  how  i  always  have  muse  for  new  muses  ,  but  here  i  am  anyway  with  aella  ,  who  –  basic  rundown  ,  cause  this  is  so  fucking  long  ,  is  the  only  daughter  of  the  duke  &  duchess  of  sutherland  (  i  ?  am  not  english  but  i  am  reaching  ,  call  me  out  )  &  as  the  sole  heir  ,  has  adopted  the  title  of  marchioness  of  stafford  but  has  decided  to  just  spend  her  days  as  a  conniving  socialite  until  she’s  ultimately  married  off  .  but  ,  if  you’d  like  to  plot  ,  please  like  this  &  i’ll  be  on  my  zippity  way  over  .
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 stats  .
there’s     aella     huntington     -     keene   !     though     on    their     socials     they     go     by     @365aella     .     i     heard     she     is     originally     from     london     ,     england     ,     but     made     the     big     move     to     los     angeles     to     join     TWENTIES     .     you     haven’t     heard     about     it     ?     well     ,     apparently     their     dream     is     to     marry     someone     that     pisses     off     her     parents    &    enjoy     a     life     as     a     trophy     wife   ,     but     they     have     no     chance     unless     they     quit     being     so     avaricious     &     devious     .     that     said     ,     those     behind     the     scenes     have     said     they     can     be     loquacious     &     spellbinding     too.     guess     we’ll     have     to     watch     and     find     out     !   ━     &     overflowing     glasses     of     bubbly     champagne     to     hide     welled     up     tears     in     solemn     eyes     ,     toes     digging     into     the     sand     whilst     angry     tears     fall     into     the     earth     ,     hiding     behind     an     air     of     ditz     to     pretend     she     isn’t     calculating     someone’s     downfall     &     exchanging     secrets     as     a     form     of     payment     ;     learning     that     enigmas     are     worth     much     more     than     gold     .  (     park     chaewon     ,     cis     female     ,     she     /     her     )  
𝓲.     𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥   .
birth   name   :   bomi  kim current   name   :   aella  huntington  -  keene nickname(s) :   bomi  –  to  close  loved  ones  only  ,  marchioness  ,   age   :  twenty gender   /   pronouns :  cis  gendered   female   /   she  /  her  /  hers orientation   :  bisexual   /   biromantic hometown   :   london  ,  england faceclaim :  park  chaewon  (  gowon  of  loona  )
fun facts  :   genuinely  has  a  collection  of  crowns  –  just  like  –  a  closet  full  of  crowns  ,  just  genuinely  feels  like  a  Beacon  of  Death  but  she  doesn’t  even  talk  about  it  ,  swears  up  &  down  she  was  almost  casted  in  riverdale  (  for  what  ?  that’s  not  impressive  ,  aella  )  ,  is  an  oxford  graduate  actually  but  also  ?  just  doesn’t  mention  it  ,  fully  believed  in  mermaids  until  like  two  years  ago  ,  aella  just  smells  like  the  sea  &  that’s  just  how  it  be  ,  really  good  at  knitting  &  knits  those  huge  blankets  when  stressed  but  doesn’t  give  them  away  so  just  has  a  closet  full  of  blankets  ?  –  &  speaking  of  closets  ,  aella  just  has  like  fifteen  closets  .
aesthetic  :  overflowing  glasses  of  bubbly  champagne  to  hide  welled  up  tears  in  solemn  eyes  ,  toes  digging  into  the  sand  whilst  angry  tears  fall  into  the  earth  ,  hiding  behind  an  air  of  ditz  to  pretend  she  isn’t  calculating  someone’s  downfall  ,  exchanging  secrets  as  a  form  of  payment  ;  learning  that  enigmas  are  worth  much  more  than  gold  ,  her  own  personal  graveyard  with  everyone  she’s  ever  loved  who’s  left  her  too  early  ,  searching  for  the  love  she’s  never  been  shown  only  to  force  it  out  when  she  finds  it  &  baby  blue  tulle  covering  a  silk  dress  worth  hundreds  of  thousands  of  dollars  .
playlist  :  she  says  by  eve  owen  ,  to  die  for  by  sam  smith  ,  kings  &  queens  by  ava  max  ,  wicked  game  by  grace  carter  .
𝓲𝓲.     𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕝𝕖   .
trigger  warning  :  death  .
            happiness  is  worth  more  than  riches  ,  the  kims  have  unlocked  that  simple  secret  in  their  lifetimes  .  butler  to  a  family  of  nobility  ,  jason  kim  met  mary  hwang  while  working  for  the  huntington  -  keenes  &  got  married  within  months  of  meeting  each  other  .  ‘  when  you  know  ,  you  know  ’  they  said  &  in  a  year  ,  they  had  bomi  .  the  huntington  -  keenes  were  ecstatic  for  the  kims  ,  loving  bomi  as  their  own  –  the  kims  are  family  ,  an  arm  away  from  nobility  .  when  tragedy  strikes  one  month  after  bomi’s  birth  &  the  huntington  -  keene  estate  is  burned  to  the  ground  with  her  parents  inside  ,  bomi  is  taken  in  by  the  duke  &  duchess  .  their  youngest  child  ,  she’s  renamed  aella  &  welcomed  in  by  a  family  of  nobility  .  she’s  not  nobility  by  blood  ,  but  they  raise  her  as  one  ,  her  siblings  (  twins  ,  the  sole  children  of  the  duke  &  duchess  )  treat  her  as  their  own  blood  .  she  gets  a  crown  &  gets  the  opportunity  to  rub  shoulders  with  royal  blood  ;  even  if  some  don’t  look  at  her  as  true  nobility  .  the  huntington  -  keenes  are  always  the  first  to  stand  up  for  her  if  she’s  looked  down  upon  ,  reminding  the  world  that  aella  is  nobility  &  she  is  one  of  them  .  as  the  youngest  ,  nearly  a  decade  younger  than  the  twins  –  edmund  &  augusta  –  aella  is  ,  babied  .  stuffed  in  courtesy  classes  &  given  passes  every  time  she  turns  into  trouble  ,  it  takes  a  while  for  her  to  fully  grasp  that  she  is  royalty  ;  nobility  while  running  in  the  halls  of  buckingham  palace  ,  but  one  day  spent  with  augusta  ,  she  learns  from  lady  augusta  huntington  -  keene  that  women  have  a  crucial  role  in  court  .  while  edmund  will  assume  the  title  of  duke  ,  she  &  augusta  will  marry  up  ,  become  duchesses  in  their  own  right  &  sent  to  fight  dirty  .  secrets  are  worth  more  than  gold  ,  women  are  the  deadliest  soldiers  .  aella  will  always  wonder  what  augusta  uncovered  after  her  marriage  ,  because  while  on  her  way  to  a  gala  with  edmund  ,  the  twins  of  sutherland  were  killed  in  a  horrific  accident  .
            the  funeral  is  closed  casket  ,  aella  stands  with  her  parents  with  a  stone  cold  face  as  the  cameras  take  photos  .  the  twins  are  buried  together  (  ‘  at  least  they  died  together  ’  one  tabloid  says  –  the  reporter  is  fired  in  seconds  )  while  aella  ,  at  fourteen  is  gifted  a  courtesy  title  of  marchioness  .  marquess  edmund  of  stafford  has  died  &  now  she  is  the  sole  heir  .  it’s  a  title  aella  never  wanted  ,  now  thrust  into  the  place  of  her  brother  as  her  parents  teach  her  twenty  -  five  years  worth  of  information  to  catch  her  up  to  his  pace  .  gone  are  the  gentle  souls  who’ve  always  crooned  in  her  ear  &  held  her  in  their  arms  before  nighttime  .  the  horrific  ,  terrifying  deaths  of  their  children  are  enough  to  transform  the  duke  &  duchess  into  empty  shells  of  who  they  used  to  be  .  the  palace  transforms  from  day  to  night  ,  curtains  closed  as  monsters  roam  the  halls  ,  leaving  aella  to  twist  from  sweet  ,  adopted  -  into  -  nobility  lady  of  the  house  ,  into  lethal  marchioness  .  augusta  teaches  her  even  from  beyond  the  grave  ,  diary  locked  words  reminding  aella  of  her  role  as  a  woman  of  nobility  .  play  the  role  ,  laugh  at  the  jokes  ,  gain  their  secrets  ,  report  back  to  the  duke  .  there’s  a  shift  when  aella  turns  sixteen  ,  hardened  by  the  deaths  in  her  life  –  parents  ,  siblings  –  she  gains  a  quick  reputation  that’s  quite  the  opposite  of  her  .  ditzy  ,  bubble  brained  ,  a  bit  lost  ,  in  over  her  head  in  the  world  of  royalty  .  but  underneath  the  duke  ,  they’ve  taken  down  enemies  &  corporations  ,  simply  because  of  a  misunderstanding  or  a  misconstrued  look  .  aella  is  deadly  ,  but  so  is  the  duke  &  at  nineteen  after  a  slight  mishap  in  the  ruining  of  someone’s  career  ,  she  is  threatened  by  him  –  reminded  that  she  is  not  nobility  by  blood  .
            &  aella  is  pissed  off  ,  understandably  .  her  biggest  insecurity  brought  to  light  by  her  own  father  ,  the  one  who  she  always  thought  was  on  her  side  .  aella  finds  solace  in  her  handmaiden  –  the  girl  gifted  to  her  as  a  child  ,  her  only  real  friend  &  she  loses  her  two  days  before  her  graduation  from  oxford  .   she’s  found  dead  from  a  freak  health  accident  &  aella  is  left  with  the  duke  who  refuses  to  see  her  as  she  is  (  though  ,  her  lockscreen  is  still  of  her  &  her  best  friend  )  .  turned  from  a  loving  father  who  used  to  braid  her  hair  &  buy  her  any  jeweled  crown  she  wanted  ,  into  a  ruthless  duke  who  sits  in  an  empty  estate  with  nobody  but  an  un  loyal  butler  by  his  side  .  so  aella  graduates  ,  ignores  the  wilting  duchess  as  she  takes  off  for  the  united  states  .  all  of  her  friends  are  doing  it  ,  noble  women  who’ve  accepted  their  lives  as  just  women  ,  living  as  influencers  &  modern  day  title  holders  before  their  betrothals  are  announced  .  it  takes  barely  months  to  gain  traction  ,  to  hold  a  sizable  following  on  social  media  because  aella  is  likable  –  ditzy  ,  fun  loving  ,  nobility  that’s  infiltrated  england’s  hierarchy  with  her  bubbly  attitude  .  friends  with  celebrities  &  other  socialites  ,  aella  is  at  the  heart  of  every  scandalous  drama  that  comes  out  –  she’s  the  common  factor  that  connects  all  the  tea  ,  but  people  just  don’t  see  it  ,  enamored  by  the  crown  ,  the  title  ,  the  baby  face  .  the  producers  know  ,  a  sixth  sense  for  shit  stirrers  &  dangerous  secret  holders  ,  they  contact  her  &  aella  knows  it  will  piss  off  her  parents  –  nobility  sleazing  it  on  a  reality  show  ?  producers  make  her  promise  drama  ,  so  she  takes  it  ,  unaware  of  how  dangerous  it  is  to  bare  her  soul  to  the  world  .
𝓲𝓲𝓲.     𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟   .
            exterior  .  marked  by  tragedy  ,  aella  refuses  to  be  seen  by  the  publicness  of  her  life  .  a  public  figure  ,  her  story  is  known  by  many  –  a  sweet  girl  with  dead  parents  ,  adopted  into  nobility  only  to  lose  her  siblings  ,  only  to  lose  her  best  friend  .  she  refuses  to  let  them  see  her  as  sad  &  aella  puts  forth  an  image  of  kindness  .  a  giver  to  charity  ,  a  lover  of  children  ,  a  sweet  girl  who’s  a  little  slow  in  the  head  but  always  means  well  .  aella  is  likable  ,  she’s  sweet  &  people  think  her  authentic  .
a  social  butterfly  ,  one  of  her  most  well  -  known  features  is  that  aella  seems  to  know  everybody  .  they  all  know  her  ,  she’s  mutuals  with  all  the  big  names  as  well  as  the  small  influencers  &  she’s  at  the  center  of  everything  .  the  life  of  the  party  ,  the  marchioness  sheds  her  title  even  if  her  mannerisms  are  still  noble  .  it’s  obvious  she’s  nobility  from  her  speech  ,  her  accent  ,  how  she  sits  at  the  dinner  table  –  but  aella’s  the  fun  one  ,  the  trustworthy  one  because  she’s  never  told  you  someone  else’s  secret  ,  so  why  would  she  tell  anyone  yours  ?
            interior  .  sly  ,  conniving  &  morally  gray  .  her  lips  are  sealed  until  they’re  not  .  good  at  gaining  trust  from  her  charm  &  friendliness  ,  aella  is  quick  to  garner  secrets  as  payment  for  –  anything  .  she  lets  go  of  them  very  rarely  ,  holding  them  close  to  her  in  case  anything  just  happens  to  go  wrong  &  she  needs  ammunition  –  but  behind  the  ditz  &  the  kindness  &  the  likability  is  who  aella  really  is  .  incredibly  angry  ,  so  fucking  hurt  ,  stuck  in  the  process  of  grief  .  she’s  incredibly  smart  ,  extraordinarily  observant  &  a  master  of  manipulation  ,  but  very  few  people  know  the  real  aella  .
she  holds  anger  in  her  palm  like  seawater  &  she’s  an  invincible  liar  .  always  caught  in  some  sort  of  drama  nowadays  ,  though  the  spotlight’s  never  quite  on  her  (  in  other  words  ,  she’s  not  cancelled  yet  –  in  fact  ,  they  praise  aella  for  being  “scandal  free”  )  .  for  example  ,  she’s  the  friend  who  was  told  by  another  friend  to  stop  seeing  the  first  friend  –  or  ,  she’s  the  girl  who  saw  her  friend’s  boyfriend’s  hand  on  someone  else’s  ass  .  aella  is  connected  ,  a  finger  dipped  into  everybody’s  life  even  if  aella  happens  to  be  one  of  the  loneliest  people  she  knows  .
𝓲𝓿.     𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤   .
these  are  all  most  wanted !  
            skinny  love  ,  someone  who  knows  aella  as  she  truly  is  –  angry  &  sad  &  just  a  fucking  mess  .  we  can  plot  this  out  &  all  the  knitty  gritty  ,  but  just  some  good  ol’  angst  where  their  hearts  are  together  but  they’re  physically  not  &  there’s  a  lot  of  pining  &  hurt  uwu  .  think  carla  &  samu  from  elite  ,  percabeth  in  tlo  ,  u  know  :  spicy  angst  .
           rich  kid  trio  (  0  /  2  )  ,  the  one  percent  of  the  one  percent  ,  they  knew  each  other  before  this  simply  because  of  wealth  .  where  aella’s  nobility  ,  these  muses  either  also  are  ,  or  they’re  simply  super  fuckin’  rich  enough  to  interact  with  nobility  &  they’ve  been  friends  for  ever  –  they’ve  had  their  ups  &  downs  &  they  argue  &  fight  but  they  always  end  up  having  each  other’s  backs  .
          drama  /  scandal  partners  ,  aka  the  ones  that  have  been  involved  in  drama  before  –  probably  because  of  her  –  but  they’ve  made  it  out  with  her  still  on  their  side  &  they  laugh  at  it  now  like  “  haha  remember  when  that  drama  channel  on  youtube  cancelled  you  ?  haha  bitch  !  ”
           current  s  /  o  &  exes  ,  the  one  that  aella’s  currently  dating  –  probably  to  make  her  parents  mad  ,  probably  to  up  views  &  gain  followers  ,  or  maybe  it’s  real  –  &  the  exes  that  she’s  had  rumored  flings  w  (  confirmed  or  not  hehe  )  .  just  give  me  all  the  angst  please  so  we  can  hurt  together  &  hurt  each  other  !  love  this  for  us  !
           everything  else  ,  another  londoner  where  they  hang  out  &  her  accent  just  unleashes  ,  party  buddies  who  get  fucked  up  together  ,  confidant  who  she  goes  to  the  beach  w  &  cries  with  ,  hangover  buds  who  just  lay  in  bed  together  all  day  ,  will  they  -  wont  they  where  they  tease  viewers  &  fans  ,  ex  friends  ,  current  friends  ,  anything  &  everything  !
𝓿.     𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟   .
i’d  love  to  get  all  these  plots  filled  up  ,  or  any  ones  that  you  might  have  bc  ,  lmk  !   but  if  you’ve  read  this  whole  thing  jesus  ,  you’re  amazing  &  i  love  u  sm  .  please  like  this  &  i’ll  come  to  u  or  lmk  if  u  prefer  disc  & we  can  go  there  !
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rukakikuchi · 5 years
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LOONAverse timeline theory - Breakdown (Part 2, continued)
Well, we’re still in Eden, and we’ve yet to be introduced to our last yyxy member! Now that we’ve met Yves, Chuu, Gowon, and seen their fall from Eden, it’s time for...
Olivia, the lone wolf, abandoned in Eden
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As stated before, the four yyxy girls are living in a boarding school that resides in the Garden of Eden, and is a place where they are meant to become perfect girls.
For the sake of this argument, let’s say that Yves’ “new”, Chuu’s “Heart Attack”, and Gowon’s “One&Only”, are the three’s individual perspectives of the events we see in “love4eva”, as the video is showing us what really happened when they started to rebel and fall from Eden.
Yves is acting rebellious and sneaking out of the school building.
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Chuu, who admires Yves, follows her.
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Gowon hears of what they are doing, and later joins them.
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But Gowon wasn’t the only one listening and learning about the world outside of Eden.
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Olivia was eavesdropping and heard everything in their conversation.
Like Gowon, Olivia is someone who usually keeps to herself, and only opens up to people she feels close with. Gowon and Olivia are able to confide with one another due to their shared nature.
But now that Gowon is starting to fall from Eden and loving herself, she’s started keeping secrets from Olivia, and isolating her alongside Yves and Chuu.
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Yves has made a deal with Choerry for her to help them leave Eden permanently, telling them that the key for them to fully escape Eden lies within the forest itself.
So, when the day comes, the three decide to leave Eden together, leaving their previous lives behind them for good. But Gowon still cares about Olivia, and asks Yves to offer her a chance to go with them.
And, well... In Olivia’s solo video, we can see that it didn’t turn out well for Olivia in the end, but more on that in a moment.
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Olivia watches as the girls leave the Garden of Eden.
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And Gowon, her one genuine friend in Eden, is the only one who looks back and sees Olivia left all alone. She feels regret for abandoning her dear friend, but feels it’s too late for her to go back now.
Thus, they go into the forest and find the secret key that allows them to be freed from Eden forever.
Eating roses!
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Wait, what?
Alright, I know that may sound weird to you if you aren’t familiar with LOONA, but hopefully, my explanation will help this make a bit more sense.
Let’s take a look at the representative fruits of our Eden girls.
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Yves’ fruit is an apple; the Forbidden Fruit that granted her wish to leave Eden.
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Chuu’s is a strawberry.
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And as we’ll mention a bit later, Olivia’s is the blood plum.
All of these fruits belong to the same plant family; the Rosaceae, aka Rose Family.
But Gowon is a special case.
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Gowon’s representative fruit is a pineapple, which is not in the Rose Family.
And despite a couple of scenes such as when the four girls are seen eating lunch together, we never actually see Gowon eating the Forbidden Fruit.
I said that the Forbidden Fruit could grant wishes, but there’s a reason the apple in the Garden of Eden is called the “Forbidden Fruit”. Because it can grant forbidden wishes and desires.
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Yves’ wish was to leave Eden, something that is forbidden.
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Chuu’s wish was to grant her desire to be with Yves.
But Gowon didn’t have a forbidden wish or a selfish desire that would make her want to eat the Forbidden Fruit. All she wanted to do was love herself.
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It’s only after her metamorphosis that she joins Yves in leaving Eden.
Also, guess what other fruit is in the Rose Family.
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Cherries, which are Choerry’s fruit and play a big part of the story of the LOONAverse. It was the cherry that allowed Choerry to go outside her home dimension on the Moebius.
I believe the roses we see Yves, Chuu, and Gowon are eating are a gift from Choerry; their way out of Eden.
Like the cherries did for her, the roses allow the three of them to erase their existences from Eden and be free.
But in doing so, they rewrote Eden itself, with Olivia now all alone, with all traces of the other girls who once resided in Eden permanently gone.
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Olivia’s fall to darkness
Now it’s time to talk about why Olivia was left behind.
When Yves, Chuu, and Gowon were beginning to rebel against Eden, Olivia was the only one who hadn’t rejected it. She continued to obey Eden’s rules.
So when Yves came to Olivia with the offer to leave Eden behind forever, she couldn’t accept her offer because, much like Gowon before her metamorphosis, she was too afraid to reject Eden.
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Thus, Yves “drops” her.
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Just like what might happen to a plush doll in a crane machine, Yves lets go of Olivia and abandons her in Eden alone, no longer wanting to take her out of Eden.
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Now that she’s all alone, her only home now feels more like a prison.
So she goes to the forest on her own and try to find the way out of Eden, but ends up getting lost.
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As she wanders the forest, dark emotions start to fester in her heart.
Then, she suddenly wakes up outside of Eden, in an unfamiliar place.
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She’s fallen to Earth from Eden, just like a real fallen angel.
And it’s in this place, as she’s trying to find her way out, that she meets Jinsoul, who sensed her fall to Earth and the pain that was in her heart, and came to try and take away some of the pain she felt.
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For the sin of swallowing you
Jinsoul swallowed half of Olivia’s heart.
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You are me, now I’m you
Now a part of her exists inside of Olivia, and they’ve become connected to one another.
But the same time she meets Jinsoul, Olivia found something else. She finds a blood plum, her representative fruit. At first, she believes it to be the Forbidden Fruit, since blood plums resemble apples, and eats it to try and grant her wish.
What was her wish? To undo the events of the past so that she would no longer be alone in Eden.
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But the moment she bites it, something entirely different happens. Suddenly, the darkness within herself takes over, and she becomes driven by a single emotion; anger.
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Olivia’s gotten a taste for blood, and now she wants Yves, the one who left her abandoned in Eden and took everyone else with her, to feel the pain she felt.
In her rage, she traps Jinsoul in the basement. She doesn’t care if what she does is wrong; she’s blinded by her anger.
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She finds solace in herself and begins to accept and love herself. She gives herself the comfort she needed when she was abandoned in Eden.
Then, she begins to burn and destroy everything that is tied to her memories of Eden or reminds her of Yves.
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This even leads her to go to the past when Yves met ViVi in the roller skating rink and kill ViVi.
By the time she leaves the warehouse she awoke in, she’s a changed person from who she was when she first left Eden. She’s discarded her past self and given herself to her darkness, her shadow.
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Then, she’s confronted by...
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Heejin.
Heejin and Olivia share a deep connection, for they are mirrors of each other. What they want the most are the exact opposites of one another.
Heejin is a girl who wants to fill her life with color, to create the life she wants where she can be happy with her friends, while Olivia’s world has lost color and happiness, and she only wishes to destroy everything.
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But there’s a twist to this confrontation that makes things interesting.
This is Heejin, from the future. The Heejin who has become more aware of the world she lives in, is starting to learn the true secrets of the Moebius, and now knows that it was Olivia whom she sensed in Paris which brought her to her current point in time.
And Heejin knows that they must unite all 12 girls if they want to achieve their true goal; to break free of the Moebius’ time loop they’re trapped in. So she finds Olivia here, after she killed human ViVi, and asks her to find the other Eden girls.
Olivia agrees, but says she first must return to where she came from, as there is one last thing she must do.
The birth of the yyxy chromosome
Olivia returns to the boarding school in the Garden of Eden, which has now been abandoned after she and the other girls vanished.
After roaming the halls of her former home, she finally finds the Forbidden Fruit.
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And thus, she takes the apple in her hand and bites into it, making a forbidden wish.
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But instead of wishing to change the past, like she originally wanted, she wishes for something different.
For Yves, Chuu, and Gowon to become one with her. To fill the missing pieces of her heart and have them feel the pain she went through when she was abandoned in Eden.
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Yves is the girl who represents faith, that which she questioned as she started to rebel against Eden.
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Chuu represents love, as that is what drove her to follow Yves and abandon Eden.
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Gowon is the girl of hope, because she was the only one who Olivia considered a true friend, even after she left Eden with Yves and Chuu.
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“I an thou, thou art me.”
Now Yves, Chuu, and Gowon’s hearts are connected to Olivia and bound to one another. They have become more than human; they are one.
And that concludes Chapter 2! In the next chapter, we’ll unravel how ViVi meets the other 1/3 girls and how they all begin to learn the truth about their world!
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interkosmos · 3 years
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Gowon (Loona)
Capricorn Rising, Scorpio Midheaven
Approximate time of birth: 11:25 AM
Reliability: The data comes from the person
Source: Nugustrology
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the-mf-bread-babies · 4 years
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– REBUILD III –
RUNAWAY RENEGADES
· COLLECTION 1 ·
“backstories”
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- VOLUME ONE -
Dennis, Aaron, Damon, Sawblade
It was a normal (or was it?) day. The alarm on the boy's phone rang loudly, and he woke up.
Two hours late. It was a Monday.
Too tired to care, he fell back down to his bed and went on his phone. He opened Twitter and was shocked to spot the #1 trending hashtag:
#DojaCatIsOkAgainParty
He rejoiced, opening it to find millions of tweets without any context. After ignoring various fancams that made him lose hope in the current situation, he stumbled upon a thread explaining the current situation.
“#DojaCatIsOkAgainParty : A THREAD <3” The first tweet twote, accompanied with four pictures: One of Doja Cat herself, one of Nicki Minaj, another of whoever becomes the next US president, and Lana Del Rey. What the hell is going on?
“As we all know, Doja Cat, Beyoncé, and many other artists have somehow been cancelled by Lana Del Rey within a week in May of 2020,” Okay… “This is due to Lana's satanic powers.” Oh, okay. Yeah, this was the same account who said that Avril Lavigne has a clone. Who was part of the CIA. Sure, man, whatever.
“At 3:56 AM today, Doja Cat had kidnapped [insert 46th president here] and escorted him to a secondary location. Then, Nicki stabbed the shit outta him. This has caused the America fandom to go insane.” what. “Lana was behind this. As we all know, she and Jessie J had hacked into The Pentagon and made Beyonce Knowles president, for clout.” what.
He put down his phone, questioning what the hell Stan Twitter was on now. The boy approached his cat, Sawblade, who was sleeping on the floor. Sawblade yawned dramatically and circled the boy's legs. He picked her up and laid her onto his bed.
“kwjdkwjjrjrjrkjwkjwjrkj” The cat purred. His phone buzzed. It was a notification from PlayStation Messages. He opened it, eager to know if one of his friends finally wanted to play multiplayer with him.
“#0.00 NULL$$ - Hello PLAYSTATION user! We at NULL HQ politely invite you to join us in making the world a better place one job at a time. Kindly go to this location and sign up for one of our many job offers! No résumé needed, only experience, hard work, and an interview and a fitness test! We hope to see you soon!”
Oh, a scam. He took a screenshot of the text, and then immediately blocked and reported the user, NULL000000. Huh, odd username. Whatever, he's not gonna reply–
One DM from Twitter.
NULL AGENCIES ✓ – @NULLhiring
“#0.00 NULL$$ - Hello TWITTER user! We at NULL HQ politely invite you to join us in making the world a better place one job at a time. Kindly go to this location and sign up for one of our many job offers! No résumé needed, only experience, hard work, and an interview and a fitness test! We hope to see you soon!”
The same thing, huh? This NULL guy really wants his money, he guesses. First Nicki commits manslaughter and now he keeps getting the same scam messages? It's only been not even an hour today and yet so much has happened. What next, Enya comes out of hiding?
“BuzzFeed News: Famous singer Enya comes out of her big-ass castle to collaborate with Nyan Neko Sugar Girls creators for new Apple TV miniseries”
Damn, okay, this is a dream. The boy wrapped himself in a blanket, hugged his bolster and wriggled around, trying to sleep. He couldn't, so he went back on Twitter.
jimin is fr**kin DEAD (@bangtanctwice):
“dont s-word me but like why is l/*n//a out of prison again. i thought she had the electric chair already ://”
illumi killed silva <3 (@hxhoverwatcch)
“ITSSB ACK !!!!!!!!! HXH IS BAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEAAHAJAHAHAAAAA DJDJJDJDJSNDNFJDDJ”, followed by an edit of Hisoka Morow.
oikawa⁷ (@HAIKYUUUUS)
“man how the hell did furudate think a crossover w yu yu hakusho mp100 bnha kny gintama n hgtv could save haikyuu. it practically ended the moment they all ate that volcano w departure in the bg”
Kerry Washington ✓ (@kerrywashington)
“LITTLE FIRES 6 OUT NOW!!!! I'm gonna EXPLODE Earth in this one!!! I'm going back to the Early Cambrian stage!!!! Bye Pearl!!”
Internet Explorer Anitwt (@iloveboruto)
“Y’all Kurapika brought A SHOVEL to that fight with Uvogin!!! A Whole SHOVEL!!! 😂😂😂”
knas is canon !! (@moiiiraclones)
“guys i think bakugos a kurta..... think abt it.... red eyes... always stressed......”
vic (NOT SPOILER FREE!!!) (@myname_jeff)
“why is no one addressing the fact that jfk 2 is happening and like everyone involved has stans”
ray is ia rn (@cryptodorito)
“my dog just ate my dad ....... stan list !”
give moxxi another dlc (@TORGUEEEE)
“hey does anybody find it weird that gearbox just released borderlands 4 w no buildup At All. seems p fishy :(”
gerard's hand sanitizer (@raytowo)
“did mcr just do twelve concerts in three days. legends”
ceo of tanjirou (@hiskoamorron)
“pls stream jessie j now ;) or die <\3”
ceowo owof bakuwugowouwu (@bakubaby)
“yes, what i did was wrong. there are dogs everywhere starving and eating dog treats is not morally right. that said, (1/67)”
Okay, enough of that. No more. Please. Three hours have passed, and he's still very confused, if not even more confused than before. Is there some sort of event today that he missed? Why is every single tweet weird? Is all this real? Is he in a parallel universe? Is he dead?
The boy zoned out into the bedroom wall, thinking of all the possibilities of this happening. He was lost in his imagination, his train of thought splitting and exploding due to all the unusual occurrences. That was, until Sawblade voiced out her needs.
“YEEEEEEHEHEA” she yelled. She was starving, mainly because the last time she ate was like, a whole hour ago. Sad.
“Ye lah,” “Mew,” “Meow meow mew mew mew,” The boy meowed as he dragged himself to fill up his cat's bowl. “chyouooyoymeeeiielll,” he complimented, ruffling the cat's face.
The boy tripped over his Form 3 activity book as he was walking, a reminder that he should probably do his homework soon. He turned the doorknob and opened the door and he was shocked to find that his house…
Had been ripped in half.
He pushed his back against the wall and slowly inched along the wall towards the kitchen, staring down into the abyss below the house. The living room had a sofa missing, and the television looked like it was going to fall down any second. Furniture floated in the void below the floorboards, which was bent, with plumbing pipes exposed, as well as the metal rods holding the house together.
It reminded him of what Sanctuary looked like when it was floating in space in Borderlands 2. But instead of a city, it was a condominium unit. And instead of Lilith lifting it up, it was… unknown. If only he could gunzerk, or have siren powers, or be a ninja sniper assassin, or have a turret, or have a giant mech, or be super tall and have a buzz-axe. If only. But thank God there's no Mordecai. To hell with Mordecai. I hate Mordecai. He's the most straightest man. Ever. Claptrap is less straight than him. HANDSOME JACK is less straight than him. R O L A N D is CLEARLY less straight than him. Mordecai is the epitome of heterosexuality.
Thankfully, the boy reached the kitchen safely, but still very full of anxiety, and poured the cat food into a flat container, since Sawblade is so fluffy, her face can't fit in cat bowls. He emptied the water bowl, cleaned it, and filled it with filtered water, making sure it's slightly cooled. Sawblade likes it that way. As she cronched on the kibbles, he stared into the distance, wondering what his apocalypse name would be.
He grabbed a glass of water and a packet of muffins for his breakfast. As he ate it, he scrolled through his timeline as if it was the morning paper. Oh, Katy Perry gave birth to twelve kids. And Gowon killed X Æ A-Xii. With a machete. Ok. That's cool, I guess. Capitalism, y’know?
:DAMON @C0RR0Sl0N
“my house got sliced in half. im just chillin here w my cat sawblade. considering eating cat food. not influenced by any recent drama ok”
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As the boy was eating, he noticed the front door to the house was missing. The entrance lead to what seemed like the side of the street. In a foreign place. The lamppost was unfamiliar, and so was the pavement design. It seemed rather American.
He peeked his head out, and lo and behold, he spotted a pet shop just a couple of feet away. The sudden shock of all this made him forget about his cat, an indoor cat, a curious one. Sawblade stepped slowly outside, and as she went into the boy's view, he stormed to catch her, panicking and swearing profusely.
Of course, this made her way more terrified, and she ran faster, and… into the ajar door of the pet shop. “SAWBLADE!!! DON'T!!” he yelled loudly as he stopped in front of the building. The boy paused, unsure whether to proceed or retreat.
“Russell Family Pet Store, since 1965” wrote a large sign on the front. It looked rustic, but well-kept. The blinds were drawn, so the boy couldn't see what was inside. The building occupied two lots, and seemed to be two storeys tall. A nice rooftop garden was situated on top of it, and there were painted-over remnants of many posters plastered onto the walls. The walls were now coated with light brown paint. This building was surely cared for by a variety of owners.
Although hesitant, the boy stepped into the store, his hands shaking. He could've probably pass out right then and there if he wasn't searching for Sawblade. He sneaked into the building quietly, determined to get his cat and run like hell right after. However, his ideal plan was quickly foiled after he stepped on a squeaky toy.
“Shit, who's there?” A deep voice asked. It seemed like it belonged to someone tall, depressed, and very angry about capitalism. The boy was stuttering, both from the panic of being caught, and also because he had to speak to a native English speaker. “Probably just the delivery guy,” A second voice assured. This voice seemed quite hard to guess, but it was surely a kind one. Very trustworthy. “Jed, is that you?” The kind voice added. Yeah, these two are totally friendly. Probably. Don't take any chances, though.
A figure approached the boy, and it towered above him. The 5'9" hulking beast stopped. “Oh, sorry, we're closed. It's Judgment Day,” the kind man said. Well, of course it's judgement day. Why wouldn't it be judgement day? “Wait, no, I'm an idiot. Martin Luther King Jr’s day.” The man corrected. “How the hell do those two even remotely sound like each other?” The first voice said, the owner sitting behind the counter, shadowed.
“M-My cat's here.” “Have y-you sa-see-sawn her?” The boy was actually very fluent in English, even more than Malay, but the panic he was experiencing kind of absolutely extirpated any knowledge of it from his brain. Really, dude? “Sawn”? What is this, Texas?
Fortunately the two were understanding. The man behind the slau– counter stood up suddenly. “Holy shit, do you speak Spanish? Habla español?!” He asked excitedly. “No, why would I–? I'm Malay, dumbass,” the boy retorted, then realising that he just insulted someone much older than he was and that was… kinda rude. “WAIT SORRY” he blurted out, sending him back into the panic that he was under when he entered the store.
“HUH?! No, I’M sorry, I just assumed you were South American just because you couldn't speak English!” The man yelled, apologizing loudly. Yeah, this dude's sure as hell white. “I CAN!!! WHERE'S MY CAT!!!” The boy shouted back, very confused at where his priorities should be right now. “Oh!” said the man in front of him.
“IS THIS HIM– SORRY, HER?!” The man asked, reaching towards the corner. “We, uh, found her just straight-up running into here. Which is really weird, since cats, like, don't do that,” he said, holding Sawblade. Senang cita. “YES!! THANK YOU!!” The boy yelled. Why is everyone yelling?
Sawblade looked comfy all snuggled up in the man's arms. “He… seems to like you,” The boy said jealously. Usually, he was the one Sawblade loved most. “I have ten cats, so,” The man replied casually. “…How? Even?” he questioned as he carefully took Sawblade from the stranger. “I just do?”
The boy still remained very confused. “Name's Aaron, by the way. Please don't call me Ay-Ay-ron. Just… please,” the kind man said. “Ok” the boy replied. “Mine's. Um. Uh.” “…” The boy thought whether to say his real, legal one, or the one he went with online, which he seemed to prefer way more than his real one. “THE NAME'S DENNIS RUSSELL. I SHARE MY INITIALS WITH A VIDEO GAME.” The white guy said, interrupting the boy's statement. “Oh. Good to know. Hi, Mr. Danganronpa,” The boy politely said. “Fuck yeah,” replied Dennis.
“And if you're wondering which one of us is part of the Russell family that's running this shop,” Dennis began, “Den, don't,” Aaron interrupted. “It's my family. But, my dad became a magician, and my dad's choosing to indulge in his gardening hobby here, so the job's passed down to me now,” Aaron said.
“G//ay Ass!” Dennis shouted. “Okay, fine, Dennis, since we got married last month, you're part of the Russell family, too, honey,” Aaron said. “Just don't–” “YEEEEEHAAWWEE PARDNER WELCOME TO YE OLDE RYUSSELL PEYT SHYOP–” Dennis yelled loudly enough to give the boy a heart attack. However, this was probably the tenth time this week he did this, so Aaron was just very tired. “Jesus.”
“Um, what is this place?” The boy was still very much confused on why there was a pet shop sitting in front of his house, which was ripped in half. “I just told you…” Dennis said disappointedly. “No, like, where am I? Why are you guys American? I'm assuming? I'm not?” The boy said. “Well, our pet shop's in Toledo; Toledo, Ohio,” Aaron stated, gesturing towards a pile of papers. “If you're lost, we have some maps, some phone books…” he continued, unaware of the current situation.
“No, I live in Selangor, so– Selangor, Malaysia, not Ohio, out of all places, God, no, and my house is right over there,” the boy argued, pointing outside. “Well, half of it,” The two pet shop workers stood at their places, trying to process what the hell this kid just said. “Like? There? Outside this gracious state that occupies the #2 spot for most arson cases in the US? That's Malaysia?” Dennis shot back, also unaware. The boy was a bit excited after hearing him mention the name of his country, but shook it off to further develop the conversation. “Yes. Somehow. Also, I really don't think this is Ohio. Too many buildings and I haven't seen any corn fields,”
“Didja know there's over 75,000 farms in this 14-million acre state? There are, ya just gonna know where to look :)” Dennis stated. “What the hell? That's way too many farms. How does… what…” The boy replied in shock, almost dropping Sawblade. “I'm sorry, what?” Aaron asked. “Yup! Lotta farms in the buckeye state!” Dennis replied excitedly.
“HALF?!” “Of it??” It seemed like Aaron was the only one there actually concerned about the task at hand. “Huh? Oh yeah. Not really that big of a deal, though, honestly; enough food here for thirteen weeks,” How the boy calculated that, and how accurate it is remains a mystery. “Anyway, how do state fairs work? Like, do corn dogs taste good? I've had deep-fried Oreos once, they tasted really good. Really love 'em,”
Aaron ignored the exchange by the two very excited individuals and opted to step out to see if the boy was right or not. In his head, he was honestly convinced he wasn't, but that was up for change. Hell, he didn't even look at his phone or the TV today, so maybe the kid's right, his house is snapped in half.
Oh, it is.
“Holy shit, Denny, come look,” he yelled, gesturing to his husband. “Okay! I hope the aliens aren't homophobic or anything! :)” Dennis replied, running eagerly to the door. “HOT DAMN!” Dennis shouted. Now the boy could see how they both looked like, especially Dennis.
Dennis was definitely over six feet tall, he had balding, spiky red hair, and his eyes were big and sunken, and had bags under them. Aaron, on the other hand, had only seemed tall because of his hair. Aaron was missing a tooth for some reason. His lower-left fang. That's weird. They were both sporting uniforms; an orange shirt covered by a green vest with the logo of the pet shop sewn near the… like the… the end of it but like in the front? Like the middle? But like the logo was on the side. Yeah
“I don't think aliens are homophobic. Have you played Borderlands? Lots of g/ay people, and they're all technically aliens. I think the aliens are g//ay,” the boy explained thoughtfully. “I have, at my friend's house this one time, but then I died and I had to, like, pay, so then I just left his house, man,” Aaron replied. “Yeah, that's fair, usually I just save and quit whenever I die,” the boy added.
“Wait, what's your name, again? This whole time, you're being referred to as ‘the boy,’” Dennis asked, breaking the fourth wall. “Shrek,” the boy replied. The two men nodded in solidarity. “Good name,” Aaron complimented. “It reminds me of my childhood, and good times, and Shrek-flavored Oreos,” he added.
Shrek paused for a bit, hesitant to tell them his preferred name, but saying it anyway because they both seem quite nice and understanding, also, his family's not there. “I'm kidding. Shrek is but only my middle name,” Shrek explained, “Please, call me…”
“Damon,”
Gender euphoria ran through his veins like that one time Thanos put on the infinity gauntlet and he was AAAAAGH, P O W E R,,, HNGGH, that but Yeah. “Cool! Hi, Damon!” Dennis said, watching Damon's eyes burn with joy. Oh, just saying, like in some more volumes, this little kid turns into a pyromaniac, so. Yeah. Watch out for that. This is Foreshadowing.
Aaron scanned the horizon, unknowing what the hell was happening. “Hey, guys, should we… go investigate or something?” Damon thought for a bit, but not too much because this thing going on seemed too random to properly scan and plan. “Um, I don't know,” he said wisely, “Did you guys hear about that thing with, like, Nicki Minaj and the president? Were you guys affected or whatever?”
“With who and what? Nick– NICKI?? THE PRESIDENT?? OF HERE?? WHATEVER THIS THING IS???” Dennis struggled to figure out what Damon was saying. “Yeah, she stabbed him or something. Doja Cat helped too :)” Damon explained, confusing the two even more. “Why?” Aaron tried. “I dunno. Drama?” “Heard Lana's involved too… but you didn't hear it from me, yeah?” Damon added.. “THE COW GIRL. HELPED NICKI. AND LANA. ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT. DAMON.”
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Snowball
Sandball
Gon Freecss
Killua Zoldyck
Leorio Paladinight
Kurapika Lastname
Hisoka Morow
(is that the correct spelling?)
Illumi Zoldyck
Kikyo Zoldyck (shes pretty, ok)
Kanamori Sayaka
Mizusaki Tsubame
Asakusa Midori
Pakunoda
Machi Komacine
Moira O'Deorain
Freddy Krueger
Sideshow Bob
Spy TF2, Pyro TF2, Scout TF2, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Yoda, Darth Vader, he's cool, Sheev Palpatine, Developers of the video game “Tiny Thief”, Mad Moxxi, Ellie Kurta (shes a spiderant. my theory), Handsome Jack (Not Really, Burn In Hell) (during the period of time between me writing this and me copying and pasting this, i have developed a crush on not only jack, but his doppelgangers too. help)
Angel :)), Claptrap, Dr. Zed, NOT Marcus Kincaid, Dr. Patricia Tannis, Roland, Lilith, Brick (ga/y rights), Zer0, Krieg, Tiny Tina, Tiny Tuna, Louise Bob's Burgers, Mabel Pines, Stanley Pines, Lazy Susan, Sheriff Daryl Blubs, Deputy Durland, Officer Spectre :)), Yoda Again, 2003 Honda Civic, Ray Toro, Lynz Way, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Linda Bob's Burgers, Bob's Burgers Bob's Burgers, Sans Undertale, Komaeda, Sombra // Olivia Colomar, Actually All Of Talon Bc They're Hot Af, Except For That French Guy Max, Torbjörn Lindholm, Torbjörn Lindholm, Torbjörn Lindholm, Spider-Man PS4, Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, The Lil Psychic Girl, Uhhhh Mario Brothers
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You’re a living legend, symbol of national unity, Buhari tells Gowon at 85
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President Muhammadu Buhari has congratulated Gen. Yakubu Gowon on his 85th birth, Oct. 19, describing him as a living legend and symbol of national unity.   President Buhari, in a statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr Femi Adesina, in Abuja on Friday, affirmed that Gowon’s visionary leadership style, wisdom and disciplined outlook kept the country as one.   The president extolled the former Head of State, who he described as Nigeria’s youngest leader since Independence, for faith and steadfastness in God in times of adversity, and courageously pursuing the interest of majority Nigerians for a unified and stronger country.   According to him, the elder statesman laid a solid foundation for the country to thrive, with the creation of federating units, and implementation of futuristic policies like the National Youths Service Corps.   He noted that the scheme had consistency served the purpose of fostering unity, harmony and expanding the horizons of young Nigerians for life-time opportunities.   President Buhari commended Gowon’s simplicity and humility, leaving the highest position in the country to return to school for further studies, and returning to provide wise counsels to leaders. He also lauded him for “encouraging good governance and setting up an organization, Nigeria Prays, that consistently upholds the nation in prayers’’. The President noted that the former Head of State had stayed relevant in Nigeria and beyond, “and enjoys wide respect from far and near.’’ He congratulated all family members, friends and close associates of the exemplary leader on the auspicious occasion of his 85th birthday, praying that the almighty God would always remember his sacrifices for the nation. President Buhari prayed God to grant the elder stateman longer life, good health and strength to keep working for the good of country and humanity.   Read the full article
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181 million people benefit from AfDB as Buhari backs Adesina for re-election as AfDB President
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Between 2015 and 2019, 181 million Africans have directly benefitted from Africa Development Bank (AfDB) investments in the continent, says Akinwunmi Adesina, the President of the continental body. Adesina revealed that of the 181 million Africans, the bank connected 16 million people to electricity, provided 70 million people with improved agricultural technologies to achieve food security. “In my four years as President, we have connected 16 million people to electricity, provided 70 million people with improved agricultural technologies to achieve food security. “We have also given nine million people access to finance from private sector companies, provided 55 million people with access to improved transport, and 31 million people with access to water and sanitation,” he said. Akinwunmi, while speaking at an event in Lagos on Sunday, appreciated Buhari for nominating him for re-election for a second term as president of the bank. According to Adesina, Nigeria has invested so much in me. “When asked by former President Goodluck Jonathan to serve as Minister of Agriculture, it was duty calling me to the land of my birth. “I served Nigeria to the very best of my ability. I thank God that Nigeria’s agriculture sector witnessed a much-needed transformation at the time. `With the strong support of President Jonathan and the then President elect, Buhari, we campaigned very hard for the position of the President of the African Development Bank. “It was a Nigeria effort, as all hands were on deck. “This included our former presidents and heads of state, Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar, Gen. Yakubu Gowon, Olusegun Obasanjo, former Vice Presidents Atiku Abubakar and Namadi Sambo, and of course my dear indefatigable sister, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who ran a spirited campaign for me. “By God’s grace, I was elected President of the African Development Bank on May 28, 2015, exactly 24 hours after my term of office as Minister ended. “The nation jubilated as I became the first-ever Nigerian to be elected President of the bank since its establishment in 1964. “Once again, Nigeria gave me air in my lungs. “At the African Development Bank, we have worked very hard. “I am proud of all my staff and the Board of Directors whose hard work and relentless support have helped make this happen. “The African Development Bank has continued to maintain its global AAA rating. Last year, the bank was rated the 4th most transparent institution globally. “There is still much to do. We have gone some way climbing the steep mountainside of Africa’s development, yet there is still much way to go until we reach the mountaintop. “Nigeria again is giving me air in my lungs, to keep on climbing. “I wish to immensely thank and appreciate President Buhari for nominating me for e-election for a second term as President of the African Development Bank and for being such a wonderful champion and supporter of my re-election,” Adesina said. President Muhammadu Buhari has nominated Dr Akinwunmi Adesina for re-election as the President of African Development Bank (AfDB), the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports. Read the full article
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Buhari nominates Akinwunmi Adesina for re-election as President of African Development Bank (AfDB)
President Buhari has nominated Akinwunmi Adesina for re-election as the President of African Development Bank (AfDB).   Akinwunmi, while speaking at an event in Lagos on Sunday, October 6th commended Buhari for nominating him for re-election for a second term as president of the bank. According to Adesina, Nigeria has invested so much in him. “When asked by former President Goodluck Jonathan to serve as Minister of Agriculture, it was duty calling me to the land of my birth. I served Nigeria to the very best of my ability. I thank God that Nigeria’s agriculture sector witnessed a much-needed transformation at the time. `With the strong support of President Jonathan and the then President elect, Buhari, we campaigned very hard for the position of the President of the African Development Bank. It was a Nigeria effort, as all hands were on deck. This included our former presidents and heads of state, Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar, Gen. Yakubu Gowon, Olusegun Obasanjo, former Vice Presidents Atiku Abubakar and Namadi Sambo, and of course my dear indefatigable sister, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who ran a spirited campaign for me. “By God’s grace, I was elected President of the African Development Bank on May 28, 2015, exactly 24 hours after my term of office as Minister ended. The nation jubilated as I became the first-ever Nigerian to be elected President of the bank since its establishment in 1964. Once again, Nigeria gave me air in my lungs. “At the African Development Bank, we have worked very hard. In my four years as President, we have connected 16 million people to electricity, provided 70 million people with improved agricultural technologies to achieve food security. We have also given nine million people access to finance from private sector companies, provided 55 million people with access to improved transport, and 31 million people with access to water and sanitation. “In all, 181 million people have directly benefitted from our investments. I am proud of all my staff and the Board of Directors whose hard work and relentless support have helped make this happen. The African Development Bank has continued to maintain its global AAA rating. Last year, the bank was rated the 4th most transparent institution globally. “There is still much to do. We have gone some way climbing the steep mountainside of Africa’s development, yet there is still much way to go until we reach the mountaintop. Nigeria again is giving me air in my lungs, to keep on climbing. I wish to immensely thank and appreciate President Buhari for nominating me for e-election for a second term as President of the African Development Bank and for being such a wonderful champion and supporte
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Buhari nominates Adesina for re-election as AFDB President
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Dr Akinwumi Adesina, the President, African Development Bank (AfDB)
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“This included our former presidents and heads of state, Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar, Gen. Yakubu Gowon, Olusegun Obasanjo, former Vice Presidents Atiku Abubakar and Namadi Sambo, and of course my dear indefatigable sister, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, who ran a spirited campaign for me.
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“By God’s grace, I was elected President of the African Development Bank on May 28, 2015, exactly 24 hours after my term of office as Minister ended.
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Pulse Opinion: It is time to scrap old and irrelevant NYSC
The NYSC is waste of time and resources. It has no place in today's world and should be done with.
Nigeria's Finance Minister Kemi Adeosun has found herself in a bit of disturbing news.
According to Premium Times, on Saturday, July 7, 2018, Adeosun had reportedly skipped the mandatory NYSC scheme and completion of her university education in London.
The article goes on to claim that she forged an exemption certificate many years after her graduation from the University of East London. This is the latest scandal to rock the Buhari administration.
 Kemi Adeosun has not yet made a statement concerning these allegations. The Minister of Finance is not the first Nigerian in public service or the first politician to be accused of skipping the National Youth Service Corps program.
Now, if there is undeniable evidence that Kemi Adeosun did not do the mandatory NYSC service, then she should face the punishment, which in itself is outdated and ridiculous which can also be a summary of the NYSC scheme itself.
The National Youth Service Corps was created in 1973 by General Yakubu Gowon after the civil war.
ALSO READ: NYSC is spending N78m to buy 2000 life jackets for corps members
The NYSC was created with a lot of hope and enthusiasm for a country that had come out of a bitter civil war where 2,000,000 people were estimated to have died.
The scheme was meant to foster unity among Nigerians, peace and promote inter-tribal marriages. Later on, the NYSC would help provide teachers for Nigeria's educational system.
45 years after its creation, the NYSC stands as a ruined monument that is irrelevant in these modern times. It is a time-wasting endeavour made mandatory for undergraduates by a nation that has failed to invest in its youth and not given them a hope for the future.
We live in an era where young people barely out of their teens are doing amazing things because the country they live in has given them all it takes to succeed. They are not restricted because of their age rather they are encouraged to fly high as they can because of their youth. If anything is to you hold you back in these countries it is because of the quality of your idea and work ethic.
While young people all over the world are fully engaged in the economy, government and other sectors, young Nigerians are stuck wearing an ugly uniform serving in most likely an underfunded school in some boondock. A precious year is sacrificed to serve a nation ruled by a political elite that destroyed its educational sector.
 The NYSC is not only outdated but it also corrupt. The scheme itself is a corrupt institution. You can influence which state you will be posted to if you know the right people and have the right money. The NYSC camps bear witness to the many levels of corruption from the ragtag uniforms to the tasteless food you get served.
When I was in camp, the son of a popular governor in the South-West did not do any of the camp activities. I doubt he was in camp for the mandatory 21 days. To be fair, he is probably one of the few children of the mighty and powerful who stay in camp and do the NYSC service. The children of our lawmakers are most likely to skip NYSC. And that's the truth.
ALSO READ: Tips for surviving NYSC orientation camp
The reasons why NYSC was set up have failed. Tribalism is still a big issue in Nigeria. I know of a family that did not allow its son to marry his girlfriend because she is from Akwa Ibom state. I have heard of many cases of inter-tribal relationships not making it to the altar. Tribalism is deep within the Nigerian society and 45 years of service has done little to reduce it.
 I strongly doubt that to be a Nigerian teacher is in the top ten list of a young Nigerian. The educational system is in shambles. Teachers are underpaid. Using fresh graduates as teachers is the same thing as using chewing gum to hide the cracks of a badly constructed building. On a large scale, we are still yet to witness the value of NYSC members serving as teachers.
One flaw I would like to point out about the NYSC is this: why wait till young Nigerians are in their 20s for them to serve this country? The principles and values of Nigeria (if we have any) should be instilled from birth. The National Anthem, the pledge hardly mean anything to us. They are just mere words because there is no Nigerian spirit.
I suggest the NYSC should be scrapped. It is a time-wasting effort that is not relevant to modern times. It has also proven that it cannot solve the problem of tribalism.
What we need is a Nigerian orientation where the values and principles are clearly spelt out and taught from primary schools. Let's put history back in the curriculum. Give young Nigerians a sense of purpose. Let them start serving the country when they are in primary school. Develop leadership and skill programs that are relevant to the realities of the modern day workplace.
Doing Man O War activities, locked up in a camp and restricting adults from having sex sounds like a Quentin Tarantino film about communist Cuba in the 70s and not the largest black nation on earth in 2018.
Please get rid of NYSC. It's nonsense.
source https://www.newssplashy.com/2018/07/pulse-opinion-it-is-time-to-scrap-old.html
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