#gotta go with sam

[shining-midnight-stars]

[dotpip]

Hit the Road shenanigans

[nomii-novelties]

I doubt literally anyone cares, but I'm rewriting the entirety of Danny Phantom. Straight up MY obsession 🙄

But I wanted to reimagine Danny Phantom in a way that honors the bones of the OG series, but makes things new and cohesive.

Anyway, if anyone is interested in that, I'm gonna be posting updates here and maybe a few other places, but we'll have to see.

Gotta go ghost ig

[thefrsers]

OUTLANDER: 100th Episode Celebration with Sam, Caitriona, David and MBR onset(x)

[scarlettgauthor]

Dear Sam Reich,

I know you're here on Tumblr and I fully suspect you namesearch yourself. (No shade, I do the same thing to see people saying nice things about my books!)

I'm Scarlett Gale. You don't know me yet, but my new life's goal is to get internet famous enough for you to book me on DropOut. I'm hot. I'm weird. I'm deeply qualified. I have no dignity. I have a very specific list of skills and experience:

Community musical theater ages 5-20

Internationally recognized burlesque performer for over a decade

Experience with improv AT ANIME CONVENTIONS

Cosplayer

Started playing D&D with version 2.5 when we still had to calculate THAC0

Co-produced and performed in the Alison Bechdel-approved Bechdel Test Burlesque, which was included in the Women and Gender Studies program at the University of Oregon

Femdom fantasy romance novelist

Cat lover

Competent juggler

Put me on your shows. As many of them as you want. I will do Game Changer. I will do a Dimension 20 campaign. I will do Um, Actually. I will bring my own costume wardrobe and wear a strappy bra and a very cool cape and switch wigs every five minutes just to be confusing.

Here is a picture of me eating cheese backstage while dressed as Wonder Woman:

You will not regret booking me. I'll fit in perfectly: I have a BA in Digital Art and lower back pain.

Thank you for your time, Scarlett Gale

[ratatatastic]

If you could be anyone of your teammates who would it be and why? Panthers Cut.

[socksandbuttons]

I did an expression challenge on the server i was on a while back. A lot was blushing. Earth's I love i added Smooches. We got, KC, Ruin, Earth, Bloodmoon (two versions cause goofy eyes), Sun, Eclipse, Jack, Bloodmoon 2.0/Grim, And Lunar (always angst im sorry man).

These were fun, i might do more.

[millerstation]

#the little 'you got this'/'i got you' nod when ellie wants to go help sam and henry 🥲

[edwardsparkleblood]

Thank you Sam Johnson(Blind Mew) and Pirate101 for them 🙏 [x]

[wiredalienvampire]

another friend slaughtered

everytime I think about the lore of abe being a midwife to the cattle at RF I end up wanting to cry forever.

[tgtbata]

for @wincestwednesdays week two / (will it wash out in the water or is it always in the) blood

[radioactivepeasant]

Still in Stardew Valley, no intention of coming out of said valley, RIP my unfinished other games 😆

(The Flower Dance is so slow, so imagine Sam convinced someone to play something with a faster tempo as a prank and everyone is switching partners like they're dancing the Carolina Promenade)

[witchinatree]

i'm having so much fun with the new tmagp characters (and i will miss them dearly until april 11th) (side note: patreon members get access on my sisters birthday which is pretty cool) and i don't want to compare them to the tma characters because they are unique and different in MANY ways, i just also notice some parallels

gwen is very similar to jon, she has had a somewhat skeptic attitude but has now clearly been exposed to the horrors (bonzo..) and she's also climbing the corporate ladder if you will. she runs the place, she's grumpy, and i think she's closer to becoming an avatar than any of the others (even sam) (see my other post about it if youd like) (idk how to link it on mobile sorry)

alice and tim are kinda obvious, both comedic with younger brothers and are very susceptible to romantic feelings (sasha/sam). there was a lot more going on with tim and we haven't seen much of that side of alice, so i'm really excited to learn about her backstory and/or traumas. less excited about what that might to do her but yk.. yk..

sam/sasha is the most interesting one to me. sam is curious like sasha was. sasha wanted to know which made her archivist potential in everyone's eyes. sam also wants to know, he'd make a great archivist. except he's not cautious, he's like sasha if she had never worked in the artifact storage. i think sasha's strength was what she had already experienced and what she knew, but she didn't know enough and ultimately that got her killed. sam is going to keep learning until he does know enough, but he doesn't have that prior knowledge to stop him from going too far. very interesting characters from both of them

celia and martin i guess? celia's different since she's not exactly from tmagp

lena and elias because creepy murder boss

and finally colin and gertrude which is kind of insane of me to say but hear me out. gertrude cut out the eyes of book covers and magazines and everything in her home. she was incredibly paranoid she just was also a boss ass bitch about it. i think younger gertrude must've been a lot like colin, but she figured it out quicker and realized what she needed to do to survive. she asked the right questions and took the right precautions. she had the archive full of knowledge. colin doesn't have the archive, he's messing with the wrong thing and he's taking every precaution and hurting himself and those around him (sam's phone specifically comes to mind). i think gertrude was like colin but she had the right resources to get through it

idk all of these are very interesting and it makes me worry a bit, but ofc every character is unique and has aspects to them that change their stories. they're probably still gonna die though, we know jonny sims loves killing characters ☹️

[captainsparklefingers]

Braius's whole thing does feel really interesting given how we know what Asmodeus thinks about mortals.

He doesn't like them. He thinks of them as a bad first draft, mayflies, toys. He wants them dead.

What does he think about his mortal followers? Does he give a shit about them at all? Does he even actively communicate with people who claim devotion to him or is he just like... leaving all those prayers and deeds done in his name on read?

I am going to be SO interested in seeing these 'holes' in Braius's history filled in. Because I don't think he's been to the Hells, I don't think Asmodeus is communicating with him or wants him as a herald. I could easily be wrong, and I'm ready for and cool with that, but...

I don't know. I've just got a feeling that for as much as Braius is trying to reach out and find a connection, Asmodeus just... doesn't give a shit.

[mrsaltieri-real]

Sam Carpenter as a Girlfriend (SFW and NSFW)

Sam Carpenter as a girlfriend (with fem!afab!reader)

A/N: Just realised this will be my last post as a 22 year old as it’s my birthday tomorrow and I’ve never written anything for my best girl before. Disgraceful. So let’s start off with some Headcanons!

SFW

Initially, it takes her a while to trust you

She wanted just a fling to start with but found she couldn’t stop thinking about you and it was driving her nuts

Eventually plucks up the courage to ask you out and is just so relieved when you say yes

She’d be very hesitant on dates and try and avoid talking about herself as much as possible

Is still on edge after everything with Richie and his family, she doesn’t know if you’re just using her

She has really bad trust issues, will need a lot of reassurance that you’re in it for the long run

Will take her a few months to begin to open up about herself

Once she does? Oh boy.

Honestly the sweetest girlfriend ever

She’ll open doors for you, pull out your chair for you, kiss your hand

She’s just a sweetie

Loves taking her girlfriend on dates to the movies so she has an excuse to hold your hand or put her arm around you

Likes to lie down with her head in your lap and just chat to you about the most mundane things, enjoying the normality

ADORES it when you play with her hair

She’s just so SOFT with you

But extremely overprotective

Considering what she’s been through can you blame her?

Anyone looks at you the wrong way she’ll immediately get defensive

She’ll honestly square up to a 6ft5 boxer if they made you even a little uncomfortable

Will honestly knock a bitch out for you and have no regrets

She likes it when you cook for her

Even if you’re an awful cook she’ll eat every last bite of it

Likes to get stoned and laugh with you all fucking night

Works overtime at her job just so she can treat you to date nights, jewelry, clothes, everything

When you tell her to stop she’ll shut you DOWN

Loved to cuddle, more in private

Gushes about you to Tara

Will watch you sleep for hours on end just asking herself how she got so lucky to find someone like you

Her main love languages are words of affirmation, gift giving and quality time

She’s seriously an amazing girlfriend

NSFW

Sam is a FREAK I don’t make the rules

She’s a dom, a goddamn top

Has a high sex drive for sure

Channels her inner rage and bloodlust into fucking you stupid

She’s an ass and thigh girl with a soft spot for tits

But HEAVY on the thighs

She’ll tie you down and grind her clit on your thigh till she cums

And make you do the same to her, literally manhandle you into her and force your hips to move

Owns a strap, scratch that, she has an entire collection of sex toys that she’ll use on you

Treat her strap like it’s her own cock

She’ll make you gag on it, beg for it, fuck your hand with it

Really really gets her going when your sucking her off, looking up into her eyes

Her hands will be on your head, forcing it down your throat

Likes to finger you. Like, REALLY likes to finger you

Then force her fingers into your mouth and make you taste yourself

Same when she’s eating you cunt, she’ll make out with you hard afterward

Likes you to know how wet she’s made you

Her favourite positions with the strap are missionary and doggy

Doggy because she likes the view and it allows her to spank you (she loves spanking)

Missionary because it allows her to kiss you, choke you, rub your clit

A big dirty talker. Not much on degradation but has a massive praise kink on both ends

Likes when you tell her how good she feels, likes to tell you how good you are, how amazing you taste, how good you feel

Really loves phone sex, hearing you get off to her words is just such a turn on for her

She does enjoy scissoring but she prefers thigh riding

Likes when you scratch her up with your nails hard enough to draw blood

Expect to be marked up to holy hell when she is done with you

She really loves to leave hickeys everywhere

You neck, chest, stomach, thighs

Everywhere

Has a big ol’ blood kink that she can’t help

Same with a knife kink

But she’s very calculated with how she incorporates that, the last thing she’d want to do is scare you away

Can and will go down on you for hours, overstimulate the hell out of you and not stop till SHE is done with tasting you

But she loves to receive just as much

She’ll literally fuck your face till your a whimpering, drooling mess

Likes to make you ride her face, will die happily suffocated by your cunt

Sometimes it’s like she a woman possessed and she just can’t control herself when she’s around you

But this is all when she entirely trusts you

After Richie and how he treated her it took her a while to let someone see that side of her

The aftercare is sweet

She’ll clean you up, leaving kisses on every mark she left and just be so gentle with you

Likes to take showers with you and help you clean yourself up

You’ll fall asleep to her tracing her fingers over the hickeys she’d left scattered across your body

[ratatatastic]

our catmin of course is having their fun and by that i mean try to get everyone in trouble with sasha by putting his face on a golf ball and giving it to them to catalogue their varying levels of fear and enthusiasm at the idea of hitting their captain

Cats Classic | 9.16.24 (x)