#gotta get betterrr

[nightfallsystem]

hi guys do u think ill ever b able to draw as good as the pros one day or that ill just die with nothing good made

[the-autism-album]

ooh u gotta feel worse b4 u get betterrr bitch I would literally rather have a bullet in my head do not test me

[creepo8]

Not the initial anon who confessed to depravities but I am the persistent Otis inquirer AND I GOTTA SAY him being musty makes him. more attractive I'm sorry! But also I'm not! It's truth. I could get worse but moral of the story is ❣️ You feel me . AOJDSJ

lol I actually know who that previous anon is so I know it’s not YOU anon <3 otis doesn’t shower! stand uppp you could do betterrr

[unicornsaures]

AND YOUVE GOTTA KNOW THAT THINGS, THEY WILL GET BETTERRR AND I KNOW THAT YOU DONT THINK IM COMING HOOOOOOOMEE AND ITS BEEN TOO MANY WEEKS OVER THE PHOOONEE AND I DONT KNOW HOW LONG I CAN GOOOO WITH IT ALONEEEE BECAUSE IM STILL TRYIN TO LEARRNN YOUR DOS AND DONTS!!!

Red October my beloved<3333

[desiresign]

❤💜❤💜❤💜❤💜

[livelaughlovekageyama]

HI!!! I just NEEDDD a timeskip! Kageyama x model! Reader one shot/headcannons bcs I just KNOWW they’re such a hot couple and plus kageyamas canonically attractive like??? Preferably fem reader bcs I’m fem and if u wanna add some spice then even betterrr 😙 tyyy so looking forward to it xx

hey hey hey!!

i absolutely LOVE this idea and i hope u like it!!

timeskip kageyama x fem model reader

~~~

-So you guys probably met at a party or something right

-Like kageyama would be dragged there by the japan team

-And youd just be there on ur own

-And once ur there kageyama would see u and just OMG

-Like ur??? So??? Pretty??? Is that even allowed???

-And he probably wouldnt even know ur a model tbh😭…like if ur outside of the vball world he has NO IDEA you exist

-And he also had no idea he was staring at u for like five minutes

-And you being a confident hottie decided to approach him first

-Despite his non stop blushing and stuttering, u guys hit it off!!

-And before he left he somehow managed to get ur number

-Once he got back to the team they asked who he was with

-Still being oblivious to ur fame, he would just respond “oh, i met this girl named y/n l/n and we were kinda hanging out”

-AND THE TEAM WOULD BE SHOOK

“y/n l/n???? You mean the model????🤨”

-KAGEYAMA WOULD JUST STARE AT THEM CONFUSED LMAO

-But once someone looks u up online BRO IS FLABBERGASTED💀

-LIKE WHAT???

-HE WAS TALKING TO A MODEL THIS WHOLE TIME AND HAD NO IDEA???

-WAS HE SURPRISED THAT U WERE A MODEL?? ABSOLUTELY NOT, UR GORGEOUS…BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOLY SHIT

-YOURE A MODEL.

-So once he got home he would be stalking ur socials and completely fanboying over u

-AND UD PROBABLY CALL HIM OR SOMETHING AND HED BE SCARED HE GOT CAUGHT LMFAO

-But you just wanted to make sure u had the right number and tell him you had a nice time

-And during that call hed manage to ask you on a date, and you agreed!

-And thats kinda where it all started

-You probably figured out abt his volleyball career on ur own after you first met, so at ur first date u guys would talk abt both of your fame and such

-And let me just say, KAGEYAMA IS SO SUPPORTIVE OF U😩👏

-Like everytime u go to a new shoot or something and wanna show him the photos he gets all blushy and just kinda mumbles “youre so pretty, y/n” AND JUST UGHH

-He is also so soft with you as a bf❤️

-Like give him cuddles once and he will NEVER wanna leave ur arms😩💕

-And he would always look at ur work and anything ure in and just be so damn proud

-AND YOU ARE ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF HIM TOO OFC

-Like u go to ALL of his games, and he is always so happy to see u there

-But lets say u guys havent told the public abt ur relationship

-FANS WOULD START TO SEE U THERE AND MAKE THEORIES

  “Omg did you see that y/n l/n has been at every japan game this year??”

  “You mean the model??”

  “Yeah! I saw her too! I bet shes dating one of the players”

   “I wouldnt be surprised, any of them would compliment her SO WELL..like a 

    hot athlete plus a hot model?? Its perfect”

-You guys would just ignore the comments tbh

-Like u liked the secret relationship

-But then SOMEONE had to go mess that up🤨

-And that someone would probably be hinata😭

-HE WOULD JUST POST A PICTURE OF U GUYS KISSING AFTER A BIG GAME OR SOMETHING AND CAPTION IT “always gotta be the third wheel with these two smh🙄”

-AND LIKE ATSUMU AND BOKUTO WOULD COMMENT “FRRR, like get a room ong👆” “istg, theyre making me feel more single every day😪”

-AND FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY FREAK OUT

-YOU AND KAGS WOULD SEE ALL THE COMMOTION AND JUST LET IT BE PUBLIC ATP

-(hinata would still be getting his ass kicked by kags tho🪦)

-BUT FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE U GUYS

-Like constant ship edits, ship names, ALL OF IT

-You guys would be absolutely iconic

-Certain modeling companies would probably have u guys do couple shoots too

-AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT MODELING KAGEYAMA…<333

-U GUYS ARE SO HOT

-But now that u guys have open relationships you guys could actually show affection

-And even though kags is usually shy with that he would not hesitate to hype u up still

-Hed repost ALL ur work, and hed comment things like “❤️” "😊👏" “So pretty baby” AND HES SO AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE

-And you would post his volleyball highlights and just AHHH

-But ofc internet fame has its downsides

-And usually it wouldnt get to u guys, but sometimes you two can get a teeny bit self conscious from it:((

-Like if kags sees a comment saying that you could do better than him he would honestly start to worry that u felt that way too:((

-Please tell him that hes perfect and u love him and give him all the cuddles and kisses in the world❤️❤️❤️

-He is probably still scared that he will be left behind (like in middle school) so for you to hold him and promise him that you wont leave him no matter what will calm him down sm

-And if people do the same for YOU kageyama would actually be in shock

-Like you are the most perfect thing to him

-And if he sees any type of hate getting u down he will not hesitate to wrap his arms around u and try to just squeeze all ur sadness away😩❤️

-Hed kiss ur head and just whisper “please dont listen to what they say, i love you so much and i would never even think about leaving you for someone else”❤️❤️❤️

-AND HE MEANS IT

-HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

-AND IS SO PROUD OF YOU AND IS STILL ASTONISHED OF HOW HE EVEN PULLED YOU

-But you guys would try your best to ignore all the negatives in your world and just focus on being happy:))

10/10, power duo + super cute and supportive couple👏❤️

[requiem-for-ravenholm]

Persistent gay brain parasite is telling me Gordon is beefy tall boyfriend and that Benrey finds any excuse he can to be carried around by him even if it’s a straight up lie. “oof ow I think I sprained my uhh- my ankle bro you gotta... you gotta carry me in your big strong arms til I get betterrr” and Gordon eventually gets sick of it and just drops him 

[ksmraika]

Darwin’s Fault pt.1

It always begins like this. And truth be told I wish it wasn’t this way. But, well, until you see what you’re doing. Why you’re doing what you’re doing. I can’t condone your choices. I’ll see you on the other side. Perhaps... Perhaps this is the way we both get what we want. And, perhaps in the end of it all, even if it isn’t clean. It’s better than the alternative. It’s better than being...

Dead|Alive

A stark creak groaned out into a dusty, musty, and rather bleak room audibly announcing the sudden awakening of what could be called a man just as a few rays of light nosily peaked through the cheap blinds at the crack of dawn. In a rather miserable series of breaths the man whom had been so recently torn from slumber opened his eyes with a sense of malaise gazing soullessly at the blank eggshell white-like colored ceiling.

~ “Woooork. Todaaaay. Get uuup. Sooooner the betterrr. If not now, everything will drrraaaaaag. Get up. Sooner. Not. Laaaaterrrr.” ~

After alternative thoughts contradictory to how he felt at present coached him through the process of waking, he mustered a half-assed attempt to display his equally half-assed willingness to do so by forcefully shifting himself about in his covers.

~ “Truuuly? Yooou’re not being serrriousss. Arrrre you?” ~

A truly shite effort. An impressively shite effort. Afterall, for people like this person, living to simply move for the sake of a 9 to 5 or more precisely in his case less than that doesn’t really hit the spot on being an ideal purpose for living. Yet, that’s life, right? Gotta’ get money to pay for a place to live, then to pay for utilities that you can’t live without, be able to afford food or you’ll starve to death, but chances are it’ll probably be cheap food because good food is expensive; and in the end you need to sleep in a secure enough place to get up the next day and do the same work you did the day before to secure everything mentioned before to exist.

“Wait... That sounds like hell... No. I’m sure that’s hell. Or at the very least—insanity, right?”

An hour has gone by. The man has moved nary an inch and the day has begun. At this rate, he’s not going to go anywhere, work on anything, and most certainly not get paid. And well, we all know what that entails.

“Yeah, yeah. I know. I’m up”

With a gruff flailing of his arms wiggling about like noodles due to improper sleeping form he wrests the covers off himself while lazily slithering the bottom half of his body out from the cozy restraints of his blankets. Who on Earth tries this hard to not get up even after they themselves have woken up of their own volition? Oh, right, -this- guy. Leaning to his right off the edge of his bed outstretching his hand to check his phone when just as his finger stroked the screen a notification sound pinged- a text notification. Now, few things can motivate a person who wants nothing to do with the capitalistic conveyor belt of hell, but a possible text message validating their existence? Easy. With a swift swipe of his index finger followed by a flurry of rapid tapping into a numerical keypad, his eyes widened with hope simultaneously to the crisp swish unlocking sound—annnnd~ it’s a spam message.

"Get me outta’ here. Now. P l e a s e!"

~ “You need to get up. Worrrrrk.” ~

"Yeah. I heard you the first time.”

[ohhicas]

did i ever post these here?? i was practicin usin a faveboy for a face refs for expressions & shit 

GOTTA GET BETTERRR

[buck-askbox]

R-rip. I wanted to see a lewd nun get her blessings in the form of a tummy full of holy futa spunk... ;-;

u gotta think up ur ask betterrr.  

plus we only have eldrich nuns which are man hungry nuns  not allowed to leave the abbey and honestly constantine can barely contain them with bound spells anymore after the dragon succubi disaster. 

[deputymcnuggets]

Can you answer all of the questions on the botanical ask?

baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with:I’m reading this as like stuff that would come to mind when people think of meRocket LeagueDungeons and DragonsMy dog BennaaaaaaaMy hair (when I went overseas if someone didn’t know my name they’d just say the guy with the hair lmao, it is a bit shorter now though)Giving out drunken advicebleeding heart: what makes you heart go mushy?It’s vvvvv easy to make my heart go like that. Compliments, people being sweet and genuine etc. I got asked out on a date once and the person said something along the lines of “Hey I really like talking to you do you wanna go have a picnic and talk in person?”. My heart melted for like 2 weeks. Also my doggo and me mums cos I love em :’)bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?Mr. Blue Sky, it’s so fuckin cheesy but I love it for some reasonevening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)?Put Me In A Movie - Lana Del ReyBreezeblocks - alt-JSaintlike - JakeyBanana Pancakes - Jack JohnsonDreams - Fleetwood Macforget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you?Probably te5seract, that blog is dopedaffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?I don’t think I’ve ever had a plant before lmaocalla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening?Rainy eveninngggggfoxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?Recently it has been salmon pink, before that it was just straight up blacklavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?STABILITY IN MY LIFE and a relationship that I’m not worrying is about to end every 5 secondslove in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember?Just before I had a dream that I was watching a soccer match but every time a player wanted to kick the ball he had to slide a dollar coin into a little slot on it for some reason. I don’t even watch soccer so ?????????????daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?I didn’t even know cotton candy came in different flavors!?!??!Ice cream, mangoJuice, appley goodness boiiiiiipainter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?Probably dancer I’m always the guy who’s standin up boppin the fuck around while everyone else sits and talkstulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?Don’t use make-upppppwaxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?Butterfly and dog :)sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?yESSSSS I love me some sweet stuff. I love starburst, I love haribo gummy bears, I love chocolate with bits of crunchie in it, I love everythinggggggsunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?Probably a fairy I guess since woods and all that are cute as fuuuucksweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?Like pet names I guess this question is asking?I use all them soppy ass ones, cutie, sweetie etc.sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do?Yeeee I did swimming lessons for like 8 years and used to race for school, I could do any of your generic strokes but it has been a while.windflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like themI like blogs the most when I know the owner at least a bit cos like you understand the person and why they post certain things and whatever :)Sooooo @a-lost-butterfly, @jennut, @goreadabookwithpictures, @babyvixeyAnd then I’ve never talked to this guy but I like his blog enough that it defies the first sentence.@silv3rclouds-with-graylininggolden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook?Baker, baking is fun as hell yaaaaallllll, especially with someonebloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children?I’m still in that not really wanting kids thing that everyone tells me I’m gonna grow out of or whatever lmao.peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you?I wish they had been more honest about what they thought about my first relationship. After we finally broke it off my mum talked to me about how she knew it was all really fucked up and fucking me up but she didn’t know how to talk to me about it.prairie gentian: do you have a significant other?Negatoryseptember flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?Sunsetbird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early?I got me a couple good ol’ sleep disorders. This year it has been getting better and betterrr but I find myself naturally waking up/sleeping later and later.marigold: what’s your favorite tea?Chaiperuvian lily: what are the names of your pets?Ben! My brother also has 2 ferrets called Harrod and…something… in his room, the other one he’s had for like 5 dayshyacinth: do you name your plants?Never had a planttttlilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends?Pretty equalpoppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is?Gotta get me some dat sweet chilli sauce ya feelsdandelion: any special talent that you have?None come to mind! I earn money playing video games sometimes? That’s about itttttt@thinmarnieI DID IT, that was a lot of thinkin for my lil hungover brain

[hearingsymphonies]

i gotta get better gotta get betterrr i gotta get betteRRRR

[bodyglitter]

I GOTTA GET BETTERRR

[cam-redinstead]

ok i might be completely wrong here since i'm young,,, but cisphobia???

it exists???

like dude a phobia doesn't link at all to whether the fact we are oppressed or not.......

and (not to sound rude but) trans people are allowed to say "all cis people should die/all cis people are transphobic" and get no reprecussions,

but when cis people say "all trans people should die" lmao everybody's on it??

like i stg i'm not promoting either message, but damnnn why y'all gotta be like that?

personally, i'm a cisgender girl, but i would never to anything to hurt any trans people!! they are all amazing

also,, you can't control having disphoria, so why would cis people be able to control that either??

don't get me wrong, there are some truly horrible cis people out there,, but why you guys gotta make us all seem bad??

i hope y'all realise that by hating on cis/het people n making them all seem bad, you are dOING THE EXACT SAME THING AS THE BAD PEOPLE!!!!!

one second, y'all are like "oh respect and love everyone! everybody is unique" and then literally "all of the cis people are transphobes"

hey, by doing this, you're not making anything betterrr :)

sorry for the rant!!! i'm just.,,,, aaaa