#gotta do Astarion first

[forest-meadow]

I need to write an Astarion piece for a secret Santa, but what I really wanna do is write self insert fics in multiple au’s with all my blorbos

[littlestarbigfangs]

#justvampirethings 🧛🩸

[galedekkarios]

random thought but i was thinking of tara's comments about getting gale to eat and take care of himself and . well. i was just kind of warmed by the idea of gale and astarion having a particular... dehydrated and perhaps slightly unwell sickly look to them that is only exacerbated by their arduous journey, but then six months after that nightmare when they return to withers' party as husbands they look so much healthier!! they're softer and stronger and well-fed!! they actually look alive! and happy! because they are! and isn't that so wonderful!!

[purplecatghostposts]

Did anyone order a little Wyll being captured and rescued?

Here is 4K words of Wyll realizing he has friends who will save him should he need it and general Hurt/Comfort goods!!

[thebaldergatescandal]

I cant find the post which goes into how Astarion wouldnt want the player character to be their one source of blood because

1. Thats immediately entering a relationship of dependence again and he wants to be independent

2. Thats not enough blood

Let me add counterpoint 3: vampire astarion being joined by a player character to hunt animals large enough for a proper meal (and bring back drained and butchered for the others) is such a good mental image that I immediately want 10 fanarts

You may say, astarion can hunt big animals just fine on his own but I say cmon medieval boar hunting was a whole thing it was a sport it was a group activity because the animal was so dangerous in its death throes

Cant you just picture Wyll on a horse with a boar-spear like its a game of polo and Astarion running on the ground like his hunting dog?????

Halsin taking wolf form for a spin to hunt in a pack of two and when someone passes by they ignore the tableau of animals feeding until it dawns on them that one of those red muzzled creatures with their face in an elk was a humanoid not a beast???

There are some good ass images right here.

[tantumuna]

sleep-tight don't let any other vampires bite

[kotumari]

truly genuinely absolutely zero recollection of these drawings of my tav (also known as zhercis) but shoutout to sfw gale for allowing me to post them on tumblr since apparently ive never drawn like. a Normal picture of him.

hes a charlatan tiefling druid/rogue who has a bad history with ilmater, although his most recent beef is with astarion (for transgressions such as claiming zhercis never had sex with him, a blatant lie, and breaking 4 of zhercis' theives tools kits on a single lock)

[helpimstuckinafandom]

Me starting another bg3 run where I will make virtually all the same decisions in mostly the same order as if there isn't different branching paths

[sunnysduet]

btw i got into act 3 of bg3 and astarion rejected me. So guess what i’m gonna do :)

[clementimetodie]

bloodweave this bloodweave that can I see some starheart

[ghost-proofbaby]

got a slight influx of followers after that astarion piece so just wanted to say —

hi! i’m ghost! welcome to the party. i write mostly for eddie munson, so be warned. inbox is always open, and if ya ever need anything (cookies, tea, condoms, etc.) just let me know. and please, do enjoy your stay in my haunted corner of the internet.

[toomuchdickfort]

Things I need in bg3:

let me pet Us at the camp with Scratch and Cub

Let me kick ulder’s ass. Just a little bit

Please let me come back to camp and gossip with withers. PLEASE let me rock up and talk shit. Like he a million percent already knows all this but I want SO BAD to show up for the night and go oh my GOD kahga gets on my NERVES-

Also um. The same with astarion. I think he’d also be funny to talk shit with :3

Oh also lemme see how dyes r gonna look before I use em so I don’t have to save and then test everything out reload and start all over again

But mostly petting Us and throwing punches and gossiping :P

[gortaash]

IM SO CRAZY IM CRAZY IM CRAZY RAHHHHH

his eyes.... he looks so gentle......... i love him so bad.......

[loviatarsluv-old]

astarion: I have to seduce them by using my witty charms and sexy pick up lines so they’ll protect me and I’ll be in control of the whole situation haha they’re so stupid for falling for it lol what a loser

tav: instantly in love, abandons all morals and good intentions just to make him happy, sacrifices building relationships with other companions for him, protects him from every bad guy without asking for anything in return, feeding his massive ego every chance they get just to see him smile

astarion: what do you mean you like me??? what are you some idiot????

[biohazard-inevitable]

I cant wait to play my good run when im done with my durge evil run and romance astarion a fucking THIRD time I’m crazy for this elf

[bosspigeon]

Moss was a busy boy tonight! fought a spectator... convinced various animals to mutiny.... freed some gnome slaves. became a mushroom messiah....