#gotta appease daddy America

[limelocked]

The funniest thing about the graffiti is that they painted over or washed off pro Palestinian stuff from the official all good graffiti here wall and their excuse in the news was “there was a miscommunication”

WITH WHOMST?? Yourselves????

”united by music (unless you’re palestinian)” great thank you eurovision and malmö and sweden for showing us where you stand

[marirph-arch]

FROM THE DISCORD SERVER SENTENCE STARTERS.   ♡ *

taken straight from me and my friends’ personal discord server!    change any pronouns to your own liking!    ^____^    warning for violence,  death,  murder,  sexual themes,  nsfw themes,  and drug mentions.

did you just recite that from memory?

the white woman isn’t included.

can you lie?

you must feel so clever.

with the amount of times they say nobody in this game,  you could make a mitski song out of it.

sugar daddy left me a present.

you didn’t get any of that,  huh?

i’m trying my best.

i am making you the therapy friend.

my family knows how to handle the mary jane.

how am i supposed to act normal in public?

did someone say the door to darkness?

i gotta get out more.

you never heard [name] speak?

why do you want the stupid fucking rat so bad?!

his marriage failed.

that was his own fault.

it’s driving me insane.

i literally said this is some godzilla shit!

can you not expose my stupidity?

fuck off, i’m listening to the [name] soundtrack.

this is the most homophobic outcome!

let me explain.

i know there’s a tech person in here and i hope you are looking down on me in shame.

of course it’s fucking [name.]

can you die?

i’m joining even if you guys don’t want me.

kill yourself!  i mean that one hundred percent!  a thousand percent!

i think we got the right energy.

you are my boyfriend now.

that’s probably not a good idea.

italians were so right.

don’t say those words ever again.

that implies you’ve heard him moan before?

you live another day because of my good graces.

so that was a fucking lie.

why am i the scapegoat?

die then.

it’s just like eminem said.

i like beating people to death more.

i’m psychoanalyzing you.

he gives me hives.

the both of you make me sick.

l plus ratio plus you’re gay.

that’s why you gotta become the bitches you wanna see in the world.

you want me to leave that badly?

let me get undressed.

would be a thrill for [name] considering how much they like feet.

this is the most action the french have had in decades.

how do you fold that easily?

if it’s so good, why’s it called a blowjob, not a suckjob?

he could fix me.  i could bottom for him.

i can’t let him go.

let me mansplain.

where does america go to die?

tell me where the fuck [location] is on the map.

he’s gonna sleep with my mom.

you are evil and you need to be destroyed.

i’ll pay you to stop calling him babygirl.

i am never going to mentally recover from this.

i think they’re just jealous.

fuck 12, but like, fuck 12 am i right?

she’s still ugly, though.

men with glasses make my knees tremble.

hey, shitheads!

congratulations on your drip!  you’re dripping sweat!

you don’t even know how to swim.

damn, that sucks.  anyways, i’m going to meet up with your wife.

shut up!  get out of my head!

i have bad news for you.

that’s tough talk from someone who needs floaties to go into water.

can you stop bringing up french people?

i’m a communist.

of course you have blue hair and pronouns.

stop disrespecting my workers.  you’re getting blood on my floor.

he may not be his father but he could be the father to mine.

my grandma’s dead.

have you heard?

aw, you do care!

can [name] hurry their naked little ass up?

he has a minecraft torch in hand.

dominos is so good.  i wish italians were real.

my fists are my power.

i’m so good at spelling.

are you actually serious?

when have i ever ghosted you?

i wasn’t thinking about him.

mm.  i love asmr.

get your little ass in the bath.

you’ll never believe who i just killed.

look, he’s a vampire.  you love that shit.

this is the worst high of my life.

don’t offer me your crumbs in an attempt to appease me.

i smell weed.

who is smoking outside my window?

please, god.  just give me one good day.

i hope i am not just a mom friend to you, but also a milf.

i thought heterochromia was just another word for straight people.

is the [name] fucker going to talk to me about bad people?

that’s what i thought.

i got fucking news for you!

[savage-rhi]

Hi! 👋 I was wondering... Whenever you got some time and inspiration to spare, could you write some pre-Death Stranding HiggsxFragile fluff, please? 🤗💕 I would love to read your interpretation of their pre-game relationship!

Well hello! One fluffy before Higgs was a bitch fic coming right up for you beautiful person! :D

Fragile sighed upon finishing up her logs for the day. Ever since the merger between her business and Higgs’s, she had been busy updating clientele and figuring out terminal coordinates. The expansion was messy, but so far it had been well worth the effort. Fragile had to give Higgs credit, even though he was chaotic in how he handled his end of things, he knew how to appease others into joining the cause. They already had another fifty clients outside of the West Coast wanting to join Fragile Express and Pharoh Hounds respectively when it came to getting their deliveries courtesy of Higgs playing up the businesses. 

“You still slaving over that stuff?” Higgs asked as he came up behind Fragile, looking over her shoulder and at the numbers. She was used to him sneaking up when working at this point, but her body did flex a small jump. 

“You haven’t been keeping up, so one of us has to do it.” Fragile said as a matter of fact while Higgs smirked and chuckled. He took a seat next to Fragile after pulling up a chair and sighed, stretching his arms and giving a yawn. Higgs had been working delivery routes for the last week and training newbies. As much as he hid behind his enthusiasm, Fragile could tell he was exhausted. 

“Maybe you’re the one that needs a break. You look like shit.” Fragile commented as Higgs shook his head. 

“I feel like shit. I think both of us have been working too hard. C’mon, let's go relax for a while.” Higgs offered as Fragile sighed. 

“I can’t. This needs to get finished. We have so many new clients popping up that the system needs to be updated or our porters are going to have a hell of a time keeping up.” 

Fragile didn’t expect Higgs to get up then and close off the computer. He shrugged and looked at her playfully, feigning innocence the entire time. 

“I insist. You’re a workaholic like me, and as much as I appreciate that, you need to take it easy on yourself. I got us some food. I promise I’ll let you get back to work after we eat, sound fair?” 

Fragile made a bit of a face, crossing her arms. As much as she appreciated how dedicated to the businesses Higgs could be, she wasn’t used to how he sometimes acted childishly. Him turning off the computer being one of the many things he was notorious for when he wanted situations to go his way. 

“Lead the way.” Fragile said somewhat sarcastically, getting a small grin to rise from Higgs’s mouth before he ventured out into the delivery terminal.  Fragile followed behind him, occasionally making quick chat with some of their employees passing by while they ventured to the main office the two of them shared. 

Higgs opened up the door for Fragile, gesturing for her to go in first. The smell of fresh pizza with everything on top invaded Fragile’s nostrils as she sighed. She didn’t care for pizza like Higgs did, but having not eaten in a few hours, she was getting hungry. Fragile took a seat, Higgs sitting across from her at their work desk while he opened up the box and started putting slices on napkins for the two of them. Fragile murmured thanks under her breath and then started eating. 

They both ate in silence for a time until Higgs piped up after getting a string of cheese to stop dangling from his mouth. “Can I ask you something personal?” 

Fragile was taken aback, but she shrugged. “We’re business partners now. I don’t see why not.” 

“If you could have done anything else besides running your daddy’s business, what would it be?” 

“Almost sounds like you’re trying to get me to quit so you can have both ends.”

Higgs chuckled. “Quite the contrary. I know you’re smart and ambitious. It amazes me you put all your talent into a backbreaking industry, thankless work and all that.”

Fragile smiled a bit at his compliments. Higgs had a way with words, making you feel good about yourself despite feeling the opposite. It was a quality he showed when dealing with employees and their mess-ups. He was rough when he had to be, but always soothed his disciplinary actions over by reaffirming the good said person had in them. Fragile loved that he was a good teacher, her porters had been improving since he took on the mantle of instruction. 

“I could ask the same thing about you.” Fragile started, earning a smile from Higgs as his face flushed before she continued. “I probably would have worked with the UCA and their expansion explorations, try to find more people out there living alone and help them connect again. I couldn’t imagine leaving this place behind though. I enjoy the freedoms too much.”

“If you joined the UCA, you might as well be trading your life in to be their puppet,” Higgs said as a matter of fact, sighing as he finished the last bit of his pizza. “While it's admirable what they’re doing, America isn’t the same anymore. People have their own ways of doing things. Forcing everyone to come together again isn’t right.”

“I didn’t realize we were going to be discussing politics over lunch,” Fragile said playfully and Higgs sheepishly laughed while rubbing the back of his neck.

“My apologies. I don’t mean to get worked up. Where I was going with this, is that you and me are already doing what the UCA is struggling to accomplish. We’re bringing people together on their own terms. I gotta say that’s pretty damn admirable. I can’t believe we’re pulling it off. If the numbers are right, Fragile Express and Pharoh Hounds will have Bridges and the UCA outnumbered in less than a year in the West. That’s thousands of people all connected because of us two. ”

Higgs paused for a moment, his eyes meeting with Fragile’s as he looked at her, admiration in his gaze for his business partner.

“I couldn’t have done this without you.” Higgs said truthfully as Fragile smiled sincerely. 

“I think you’re giving me too much credit.” Fragile said. 

“No, I don’t think you get enough. You took a risk with my merger idea, but you stepped up and did it anyway. You have more balls than I do.” 

They both laughed quietly together and then went back to eating in mutual silence. After a while, Fragile sighed in relief feeling full. If she didn’t have so much work to do, having a nap sounded good after the quick lunch. She got up soon after, Higgs furrowing his brows as he watched her head for the door. 

“Where you goin’?” He asked as Fragile turned her attention back towards him then gestured to outside. 

“I still need to finish up cataloging new clients.” Fragile explained as Higgs got up and calmly walked over to her. He could tell she was tired, probably just as much as he was from working grueling hours this last week. 

“I can handle this. Why don’t you rest?” Higgs offered as Fragile was already trying to comb through her mind as to how to counter the offer. She was having a hard time turning him down, however. 

“Are you certain?” Fragile asked, looking over Higgs’s gaze as he hummed and nodded. 

“S’not fair I’ve been leaving you to do all the paperwork lately.” Higgs insisted and shrugged. 

“If you think you can handle it, I won’t stop you.” Fragile said jokingly, relief in her features that she had one less thing to worry about for the day. Higgs smiled big soon after that and his throat bobbed a little. Fragile could have sworn he looked nervous about something. She was taken aback when Higgs leaned forward and pressed a soft kiss to her forehead, giving her a wink before he left the office and went back to work. 

Fragile froze, feeling heat radiate against her cheeks. She bit her bottom lip, taking in a deep breath while replaying what just happened back in her mind. She had to admit there had been some tension between Higgs and her since they merged, but the kiss was unexpected. Nonetheless, it was more than welcomed. Fragile never considered herself attractive. She knew she was pretty, but at best average. She allowed herself to smile proudly before gaining composure and decided to work on a smaller task within the business. 

Work always came first for Fragile, professionalism being something she prided herself on, but she was hoping at some point Higgs would do that again even if it was out of friendship. 

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