#goth kids 3: dawn of the posers

[themadsquirrel09]

Going' down to South Park, to die!

[classicfilmpunk]

South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

[studiooutthere]

🌙 Camp Moonmirror Characters as South Park Episodes 🌙

Lily - Breast Cancer Show Ever

Kanye - Fishsticks

Bowie - Elementary School Musical

Kenneth - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Riot - Sarcastaball

Viper - The Ungroundable

Kial - Asspen

[feministsouthpark]

South Park Filler Guide - Season 17

Link for Seasons  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13 14 15 16

You know the drill by now, I’ll judge whether an episode has all the qualities of a canon one, or is it just shameless filler.

S17E1 Let Go, Let Gov is FILLER Eric unveils that the government keeps Santa as a hostage, but nobody cares. S17E2 Informative Murder Porn is FILLER The parents learn Minecraft and then proceed to never talk about it again.

S17E3 World War Zimmerman is FILLER Tolkien and Eric get development, however it's not grand enough to count it. S17E4 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers is CANON Do I just like messing with everyone by caring so much about the goth kids canon specifically? Maybe, but the fact that the vampire kids teamed up with goths makes this one a big development for the rivaling teams.

S17E5 Taming Strange is FILLER Ike gets hormones by accident, which is solved by the end of it. S17E6 Ginger Cow is FILLER Eric and Kyle accidentally create the peace between religions which Stan and Kenny accidentally ruin.

S17E7 Black Friday is CANON S17E8 A Song of Ass and Fire is CANON S17E9 Titties and Dragons is CANON This is obviously a trilogy and it wouldn't make sense to grade them differently. The reason why they're canon is partly because they are the backbone of the video game, Stick of Truth, partly because how it deals with the main character dynamics, such as Scott Malkinson becoming friends with Butters and a more prominent character, and partly because it establishes backstory for Tom and Tammy Thompson (I know they are bit characters, but it all added up), and following through with the Vamps being on the same side as the goths!

S17E10 The Hobbit is FILLER Wendy is against a fad, but in the end, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. South Park: The Stick of Truth is LORE

At one point I wanted to include it as canon, however it's equal parts its own canon, as The New Kid doesn't appear in the show. But if you followed my guide, you won't have many questions playing this game, as I made sure to include the major references.

SPOILER-FREE RUNDOWN

S17E1 Let Go, Let Gov is FILLER S17E2 Informative Murder Porn is FILLER S17E3 World War Zimmerman is FILLER S17E4 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers is CANON S17E5 Taming Strange is FILLER S17E6 Ginger Cow is FILLER S17E7 Black Friday is CANON S17E8 A Song of Ass and Fire is CANON S17E9 Titties and Dragons is CANON S17E10 The Hobbit is FILLER South Park: The Stick of Truth is LORE* *It builds upon the series, but the series doesn't build upon it

CANON counter:

S1: 9 out of 13  S2: 3 out of 18  S3: 6 out of 18  S4: 10 out of 17  S5: 8 out of 14  S6: 11 out of 17 S7: 6 out of 15 S8: 4 out of 14 S9: 8 out of 14 S10: 4 out of 14 S11: 4 out of 14 S12: 8 out of 14 S13: 3 out of 14 S14: 7 out of 14 S15: 6 out of 14 S16: 2 out of 14 S17: 4 out of 10 + a highly lore based game

Overall: 103 out of 248

[jaspuurz]

Henrietta and michael! From the ‘Goth kids 3: dawn of the posers’ episode. I used actual posters from her room in the show to fill extra canvas space hope u love

[rhyliethelovelycaterfly]

Unnamed Goth Girl Appeared In Goth Kids 3: Dawn Of The Posers

[north-park]

South Park Students #1

Grade: Kindergarten

Allison Mertz

Allison Mertz is one of Mike Makowski's friends and member of the South Park Vampire Society.

She currently has appeared in only two episodes, The Ungroundable and Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers, but her surname was mentioned in TFBW

As you have probably already noticed, her design; hair, eyeliner and choker in particular, has been reused for Karen McCormick's vamp design is TFBW (and as hairstyle for New Kid) but make no mistake, it's not her

[swaggyglitterperson]

goth kids 3: dawn of the posers

[acapellasampler]

Whats your favorite episode(s) from the early seasons of South Park?

I didn't know how far back was early so I just did every season with episodes I enjoy under the cut

1: big gay Al's big gay boat ride & Damien (I love the little spitfire)

2: gnomes (Tweek my baby boy) & chef aid

5: Kenny dies (it's Kenny centric and a good excuse to cry), Cartmanland (honestly idk why), Scott Tenorman must die (I liked Scott and got a slight kick outta watching him bully his half brother)

6: professor chaos (an absolute baby) & Bebe's boobs destroy society

7: Casa Bonita & raisins (goth kids my precious)

8: Something Wal-Mart this way comes comes, preschool (if only for the kids as babies), & cartman's incredible gift (we need more psychic Kyle on the world)

9: the death of Eric Cartman & Marjorine

10: Tsst

11: Le petit Tourette, the imaginationland saga, & the list

12: tonsil trouble, breast cancer show ever, pandemic 1 & 2, the ungroundable

13: The Coon

14: It's a jersey thing & the 3 hero episodes

15: you're getting old, ass burgers, the poor kid

16: Cartman finds love 

17: Dawn of the posers & the black Friday saga

19: you're not yelping (i love David and miss him)

20: honestly I enjoy the entire season

21: franchise prequel

24: the post covid special (MY PHONE TRIED TO AUTOCORRECT COVID YOU COOCHIE WTF?!🤣)

25: just pajama day

[edgyandoverzealous]

South Park (shortened addition aka Lore and fandom need to knows)

(I found this in my notes app, and remembered I was told it might be useful. A bit outdated because I believe there are a couple more seasons I don't have access to but do with it as you will :3)

Season 1:

Cartman gets an Anal Probe

Big Gay Al' Gay Boat Ride

Death

Damien

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty slut

Season 2:

Cartman's Mom is still a Dirty Slut

Ike's Wee wee

City on the edge of forever

Chickenpox

Rodger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Clubhouses

Spookyfish

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

Gnomes

Season 3:

Rainforest Shmainforest

Spontaneous Combustion

Tweek vs Craig

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Jewbilee

Are you there God? It's me, Jesus

Season 4:

Cartman's silly hate crime 2000

Timmy 2000

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Something you can do with your finger

Do the handicapped go to hell

Probably

Fourth Grade

Pip

The wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 5:

Cripple fight

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartmanland

Towlie

The Entity

Here comes The neighborhood

Kenny Dies

Butters' Very own Episode

Season 6:

Jared Has aides

Aspen

Freak Strike

Fun with Veal

Professor Chaos

Red hot Catholic Love

Free Hat

Bebe's boobs destroy society

A ladder to heaven

The return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers.

Season 7:

Cancelled

Toilet Paper

Little crime stoppers

Red man's greed

Casa Bonita

All about the Mormons

Butt out

Raisins

Season 8:

Good times with weapons

The Passion of the Jew

You got F'd in the A

Awesom-o

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Preschool

Quest for Ratings

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Cartman's incredible gift

Woodland Critter Christmas

Season 9:

Mr Garrison's fancy new vagina

Wing

Best friends forever

The Death of Eric Cartman

Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

Marjorine

Follow that Egg

Trapped in the closet

Free Willzyx

Bloody Mary

Season 10:

The return of Chef

Smug alert!

A million Little Fibers

Manbearpig

Taste

Miss teacher bangs a boy

Hell on earth 2006

Go God Go

Go God Go XII

Stanley's cup

Season 11:

Cartman Sucks

Fantastic Easter Special

D-Yikes

Night of the living Homeless

Imaginationland

Imaginationland Episode II

Imaginationland Episode III

Guitar Queer-o

The List

Season 12:

Tonsil Trouble

Britney's new look

Major Boobage

Canada on strike

Eek, a penis

Super fun time

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Pandemic

Pandemic 2- The Startling

Elementary School Musical

The Ungroundable

Season 13:

The Ring

The Coon

Margaritaville

Pinewood Derby

Fatbeard

Dead Celebrities

Butters' Bottom Bitch

Whale Whores

The F word.

Dances with Smurfs

Season 14:

Sexual healing

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

You have 0 friends

Crippled Summer

Poor and stupid

It's a jersey thing

Coon 2: hindsight

Mysterion Rises

Coon vs Coon and Friends

Season 15:

Royal Pudding

T.M.I

City Sushi

You're getting old

Ass Burgers

1%

The Poor Kid

Season 16:

Reverse cowgirl

Jewpacabra

Butterballs

I should have never gone ziplining

Cartman finds love

Going Native

Obama wins!

Season 17:

Let go, let gov

Goth kids 3: Dawn of the posers

Taming Strange

Ginger Cow

Black Friday

A song of Ass and Fire

Titties and Dragons

Season 18:

The cissy

Handicar

The Magic Bush

Freemium isn't free

Grounded vindaloop

Cock magic

#REHASH

#HappyHolograms

Season 19:

All of it

Season 20:

All of it

Season 21:

Put it down

Hummels and Heroin.

Doubling Down

Moss Piglets

SUPER HARD PCness

splatty Tomato

Season 22:

Dead kids

A Boy and a Priest

Tegridy Farms

The Scoots

Time to get Cereal

Nobody got Cereal?

Buddha Box

Unfulfilled

Bike Parade

Season 23:

Shots

Let them eat goo

Tegridy Farms Halloween special

Board Girls

Turd Burglars

Basic Cable

Season 24:

The pandemic special

Season 25:

All of it

[cool-island-songs]

Pete?

thank you for the ask! (from this ask game)

1: sexuality headcanon - absolutely pathetic bisexual

2: otp - idk but i'm open to a lot of things! petweek stuff i've seen is cute and also i do think he'd be in love with both henrietta and michael. i've seen pete/stan in passing and would like to know more

3: brotp - pete + all the other gawths pretty much canon. i do like him and the other goths being friendly with tweek (maybe it was oculus, maybe it's my own derangement. who can rly say!!!)

4: notp - none that i can think of in particular but i do imagine a lot of his interests being one-sided

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

elaborating on the above, i can see him crushing easily and crushing hard. he's embarrassed of it, but he strikes me as a sap. he seems a bit more sensitive than henrietta and michael and certainly firkle (that kid is hardcore goth)

6: favorite line from this character

this speech from a deleted "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers" scene. he likes dogs 🥹 more basis for potential stan/pete tbh (pete/stan animal shelter volunteers fic WHEN)

7: one way in which I relate to this character

i was a high school goth

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

like i said, goth, so the goth kids' whole thing is a lovingly embarrassing performance of that. it's a subtle self-cringe because matt and trey clearly know enough about goths to be able to lambast them so well. when someone roasts you well, you laugh along. love these kids lots

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

i guess more of a cinnamon roll overall. the line about not wanting to live in a third world country with all the other conformists was pretty problematic but it's south park (and more seriously, kyle telling him to go live in a "third world country" if he wants to know real pain is so gd boomer it's hard for me to take that interaction seriously beyond cringing at tratt. cmon bro u sound like my grandma)

also he likes DOGS!!!

[classicfilmpunk]

South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

[kennys-parka-jacket]

First pic is from T.M.I. season 15 episode 4

Second pic is from Goth Kids 3 Dawn Of The Posers season 17 episode 4

Looks like Micheal grew a little over time. He sits with his legs hanging down instead of with his feet sticking up

[twinkpriest]

As the current reigning goth kids blog at the moment, could you indulge the public by telling us what your favorite goth kid episode is?

reigning? on god??? omg...

also, honestly, it's no contest, it has to be goth kids 3: dawn of the posers. it's such a hilarious premise with an absolutely absurd payoff and i like the fact that it actually gives them personality traits beyond "everything is doom gloom etc". it's fun to see them be stupid kids too

[methinmycoffee]

Season 17 Rankings!

From Best to Worst:

The Hobbit (Ep. 10)

Informative Murder Porn (Ep. 2)

Black Friday (Ep. 7)

Titties and Dragons (Ep. 9)

A Song Of Ass and Fire (Ep. 8)

Let Go, Let Gov (Ep. 1)

World War Zimmerman (Ep. 3)

Ginger Cow (Ep. 6)

Taming Strange (Ep. 5)

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (Ep. 4)

[mountaintownfolks]

𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠

➷ eric cartman

➷ kenny mccormick

➷ kyle broflovski

➷ marjorine stotch

➷ stan marsh

𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬

➷ clyde donovan

➷ craig tucker

➷ jimmy valmer

➷ tolkien black

➷ tweek tweak

𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬

➷ annie knitts

➷ bebe stevens

➷ esther

➷ heidi turner

➷ jenny simons

➷ lizzy

➷ lola

➷ millie larsen

➷ nichole daniels

➷ red mcarthur

➷ wendy testaburger

𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬

➷ firkle smith

➷ henrietta biggle

➷ michael

➷ pete thelman

𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲

➷ allison mertz

➷ annie bartlett

➷ count ravyncrowe

➷ katie gelson

➷ mike makowski

𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐬

➷ sarah collins

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰

➷ charlotte

➷ damien thorn

➷ estella havisham

➷ pip pirrup

𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬

➷ ferrari

➷ lexus martin

➷ mercedes

➷ porsche

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

➷ crystal white

➷ filmore anderson

➷ flora larsen

➷ ike broflovski

➷ jenny

➷ quaid

➷ sally bands

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 — 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

➷ dolly o’connell

➷ karen mccormick

➷ sarah peterson

➷ tricia tucker

𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬

➷ bradley biggle

➷ bradley ( cartman sucks )

➷ jessica rodriguez

➷ josh myers

➷ kelly-ann barlow

➷ kelly pinkerton-tinfurter

➷ loogie

➷ mark cotswolds

➷ rebecca cotswolds

➷ terrance mephesto

➷ thad jarvis

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐡 — 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

➷ alexandra cartman

➷ emmett byers ( sixth grade leader )

➷ jenny harrison

➷ kevin mccormick

➷ romper stomper

➷ scott tenorman

➷ shelly marsh

➷ tammy warner

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬

➷ randy marsh

➷ sharon marsh

➷ liane cartman

➷ carol mccormick

➷ laura tucker

➷ towelie

𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝

➷ betty singer ( girl with brown coat | tmi )

➷ delilah katz ( unnamed kinder vamp | goth kids 3: dawn of the posers )

➷ nia torrez ( girl in cat costume | the scoots )

➷ tiffany larsen ( runaway teen girl | clubhouses )

➷ ziggy harlow ( unnamed goth kid | goobacks )

𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

➷ brandi barnes ( fourth grader )

➷ chloe yates ( fifth grader )

➷ cooper barnes ( adult )