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glitter-stained · 7 months ago

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

#supportive goons #Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader #they have pool parties #the goons love jason #best mafia boss ever #he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school #they're all very concerned to find out he's 19 #jason todd #under the hood #under the red hood #red hood's goons #oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy #they're a little confused but they got the spirit #batman #batfam #batfamily #batman and robin #assigned trans at goon

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nirrray · 1 month ago

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I had to do that… it’s just smol silly Stols >:з

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#helluva boss #stolas helluva boss #stolas goetia #helluva boss mastermind #fanart #my art #digital art #helluva boss fanart #he got too silly #stolas

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ghosted-jazz · 1 month ago

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I hope they got that microwave in the break room

Bonus version with different outfit colours:

#wild life smp #inthelittlewood #skizzleman #mumbo jumbo #Mumbo's mug says 1 GOON and Skizz's says 2 GOON (Mumbo has the higher kill count) and Martyn's says IT No.3 (in ref to the end of his video #they all got lightning streaks in their hair cause bride of frankenstein getting resurrected with lightning and bc it looks cool #Mumbo and Skizz are so greyscale then theres Martyn whose just g r e e n #so i tried them all in greyscale but then invert it cause they came back wrong- but I think it looks better with the og colours. I'll find #way to draw the inverted monochrome designs to work just you wait #I love ghost ghoul goons so much. Skizz and Martyn both go 'YOU GOT IT BOSS' in silly voices while Mumbo silently starts stabbing #tw blood #my art

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satoumafuyuss · 22 days ago

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old habits

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crispyliza · 7 months ago

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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

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barbiediamondcastleofficial · 1 year ago

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guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it #Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct #Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺#And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london #the magnus archives #tma #sasha james #tim stoker

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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I can’t believe FNAF movie Mike never got paid

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #william afton #steve raglan #springtrap #spring bonnie #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #spongebob squarepants #like that dudes boss and career manager both died in one go #at least game Michael got his small check #Mike schmit literally got nothing #I hope he gets a stable job 💀💀#yes this is the SpongeBob bit

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nedlittle · 1 month ago

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#ice ice baby #polls #pls rb i want a good sample size #we can't ALL die of scurvy it's not mathematically possible! someone has to succumb to exposure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i could have included sooooo many more medical ailments i am being restrained #it could be its own separate poll #anyway so many of these are me and i would love to die of some horrible disease but i would fall into a crevasse #i do not look where i walk and there have been multiple occasions in my life where i have unintentionally climbed into a ravine & got stuck #one of which i had to us tree roots to climb up a rock face and i should have fallen and died #the other option was getting washed away by the tide lmao #and i was too embarrassed to call my boss for help #hi andrea can you send a boat to come get me i'm stuck at the bottom of hole in the wall and can't get back up #greatest (s)hits

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choochooboss · 10 months ago

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Kalosian Emmet ideas are very entertaining rn, keep them coming ahah!!

#submas #subway boss emmet #pokemon emmet #Submas emmet #Pokemon #Pokemon legends #Pokemon Legends ZA #Kalos #Pokemon XY #Silly #I like the HC of submas being able to speak many languages but this was too funny to pass ahaha #Jun's comics #Movie reference #Meme #Mr. Bean's Holiday #Chamsin #Emmet got a lumiose galette there #Never had a galette so not sure how they're usually consumed but lumiose ones look the size of thick cookies!

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vvenuspng · 12 days ago

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quick stolitz <3

#face nuzzling is more intimate than a kiss. to me.#my art #helluva boss #helluva stolas #helluva blitzo #stolitz #helluva fanart #i’m 50:50 on whether or not i like stolas’ pupils…. cute but also i miss his bottomless peepers #got a new (hidden in my files) brush n it’s fun

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radiance1 · 8 months ago

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Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.