#got to add mah boi 2001 just because

[devintrinidad]

oh, other one, killer t cell and nk cell secretly having a love/hate relationship and dendritic cell of corse having blackmail photos of them (and showing them to the other main cells)

Once again, thanks for the prompts! :DDD

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Dendritic Cell was a dead man.

Oh, he was so dead. 

However, that didn’t stop the immune cell from taking photo after photo of--

“Dendritic Cell, what are you doing?” U-2001, one of the neutrophils who scoured the body for enemies asked politely. In truth, 2001 really didn’t want to get mixed up with Dendritic Cell, but it payed to be polite at times. “You look a little busy.”

A nasty smile appeared on the other cell’s face as he pointed below. 2001, ever the curious sort (who happened to be not at all curious), peeked over in that direction and--

“Were you taking pictures of that?”

“Mm-mm.”

“D-do they know about that?”

“Nah.”

“And you’re planning to--!?”

If 2001′s face could melt from fear, that was what was truly happening at that moment. His already pallid demeanor seemed to get even more paler and sicker than usual. This did not bode well for his health if word got out.

Dendritic Cell seemed to wave away all those problems. 

“Of course I’m going to show them!” At 2001′s gasp, he continued in a professional tone of voice. “Not today, of course; only if we need them to be properly motivated to do their job!”

And with that, Dendritic Cell laughed a haughty laugh before disappearing into one of his trees.

2001 just stared at him and ran from the scene as fast as he could. 

He definitely did not want to be caught staring at Killer T Cells and NK Cell holding hands. 

How embarrassing.

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“HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU,” NK Cell roared at her companion. “LEAVE THE ENEMIES TO ME IF I’M THERE!!!”

“IT WAS YOUR IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE TO TEAM UP!”

“I DIDN’T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD GET THE BOTH OF US STUCK IN THE FIBRIN NET! NOW LOOK!” NK held up their hands, which were conjoined by a piece of fibrin from that particular Staph bacteria that had invaded the body earlier. “I CAN’T LET GO OF YOUR HAND!”

“YOU SICKEN ME!”

Both of them didn’t know that their faces were tinged with a nice shade of pink.