#got me thinking bae don’t love me no more 💔

[romiantic]

hi bby! i miss youuuu😔🫶🏾 COME FREE ME FROM THIS GOD DAMN JOB AND SCHOOL !! i haven’t even been able to talk to my shawties or anything cus of how much shit i be having to do

HIIIII TO MY BEAUTIFUL BABY MOMS 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 (don’t deny it)

don’t worry bae, I got you ! imma book us a vacation for winter break

[lewisvinga]

my american boy! | logan sargeant x fem! reader

summary; despite living in a country halfway across the world and rarely seeing logan, y/n will always love her american boy

fc; ningning

warnings; 1 kinda suggestive comment

notes; requested!

masterlist !

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yourusername: when you’re out n about & american boy sends u $$$ to buy flowers 🥹🥹

username: ‘american boy’ IMSICH I LOVE THEM

username: i need an american boy too

logansargeant: anything for my girl from the other side of the world ❤️‍🩹

yourusername: getting on my knees for u fr🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

logansargeant: ft??😁

yourusername: ON IT

lilymhe: BARLBARK BARK (louder than logan)

yourusername: BARKBARKBARK (louder than alex)

username: the way he’s in hungary but still manages to buy her flowers 🥹🥹

username: how’d they even meet?

username: she used to be neighbors w him when she lived in miami for a few years! they started dating right before she moved away to her parents’ country!

yourusername uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; when bae lets u rant for an hour about the annoying mcdonald’s worker] [caption 2; goodnight 🩵 ]

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logansargeant: american boy got hacked from the other side of the world XXD

alex_albon: oh dear

yourusername: i can steal ur gf dont test me albono !!

lilymhe: she’s right she can

alex_albon: logan wouldn’t appreciate that

logansargeant: he’s right i wouldn’t

alex_albon: normal typing! it’s actually logan!

logansargeant: maybe i’m still y/n

alex_albon: no :p :D :3 , i know that’s you logan!

username: SHES SO CUTE

username: i love them your honor

yourusername: woah who is that cutie?? is she single 🤩

logansargeant: no she’s happily taken by her favorite american boy😁

yourusername: i bet her american boy is very very cute 😵‍💫😵‍💫

oscarpiastri: awh you made him blush!

logansargeant: don’t believe him

username: he trusts her enough w his instagram pw???? IM GOING XRAZY

username: logan is the biggest green flag

username: ‘XXD’ how can u hate her?????

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yourusername: weekends in summer ^o^

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lilymhe: i love my boyfriends boyfriends girlfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourusername: and i love my boyfriends boyfriends girlfriend !

username: her relationship w lily >>>

username: gorgeous gorgeous girls !

username: williams wags>>>

logansargeant: the prettiest girl to ever exist, thank you for always supporting me❤️❤️‍🩹

yourusername: ur #1 cheerleader from wherever! :p

logansargeant: also, how did you get the last picture? i’ve never???? seen it?????

yourusername: i might have a source that is around u all the time to send me pics of u (alex)

alex_albon: snitch!

username: those cupcakes look so good omgg

username: the way they make long distance relationships work gives me hopes for mine 🥹

username: yall think they’re gonna hang out during summer break??

username: i really hope so:/ it’s been months since they’ve seen each other :/

yourusername uploaded to their story!

[caption 2; serious girlies before going on girls trip:p ( + stinky alex )]

alex_albon replied to your story!

alex_albon

that’s a lot of shit talking for someone who just bought u an iced oat milk latte

yourusername

thx lily’s bf

logan used to buy me lattes 💔

alex_albon

what a surprise you’ll have *deleted*

yeah yeah you’re welcome for that croissant too🙄

lilymhe uploaded to their story!

[caption 1: before boarding the plane;] [caption 2; 5 mins after boarding the plane ( the plane hasn’t even left ) ;]

logansargeant replied to your story!

logansargeant

and she doesn’t have a single clue?

lilymhe

do u know ur gf

she’s as clueless as a ladybug

logansargeant

yeah true , but i love my clueless ladybug

lilymhe

she’s been talking about u a lot more than usual

she’s upset that you had ‘plans in miami’ during the week of your 3 year anniversary

she keeps talking about u logan HSLP ME

logansargeant

i get to cancun tomorrow early morning

keep her stable with iced oat milk lattes and croissants till then

lilymhe

alex and i are already one step ahead of you��🫡

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logansargeant: surprise! happy 3 years, my pretty girl. i love you 💗

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yourusername: WAHHH

alex_albon: that’s how u sounded when he surprised you

yourusername: IT HAD BEEN 9 MONTHS OH HOW I’VE MISSED YOU D:

logansargeant: FACETIMING FOR HOURS WASN’T ENOUGH!!

yourusername: happy 3 years 💓💓 i love you sooooo much , my american boy, i’m gonna kiss u rn

logansargeant: omw to the room 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

username: PARENTS REUNITED

username: mother and father are together again for their anniversary 😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

username: a relationship like them pls

username: he surprised her in cancun??🥹

lilymhe: cute n all but can i have my gf back ?😕

logansargeant: no. i haven’t seen her in months. you saw her last week. 🤬

alex_albon: lily???🧐

yourusername: tee hee :P

alex_albon: thank you so much alex for making sure y/n didn’t get lost in the airport, plane, or the hotel !

alex_albon: you’re welcome, logan! so nice to be appreciated !

logansargeant: thanks i guess 🙄

alex_albon: … i’ll take it!

username: LILY AND ALEX WERE WITH THEM?

username: awh a williams vacay!

oscarpiastri: surprised logan didn’t spoil the surprise sooner, he would’ve told the whole paddock if i didn’t stop him😭

logansargeant: hey! i tried!

yourusername: leave my american boy alone !!😞

[letsgetrowdy43]

I've never known someone like you—

Luke Hughes x musician!reader

I listened to “glue song” by Beabadobee (feat. Clairo) and that gave me the inspiration for the edit so enjoy!!

ynofficial and Rollingstone just posted!!

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Ynofficial I met with @Rollingstone earlier this week to talk about my art, what’s coming next, and how I want to expand my creativity into different types of mediums!! Link is in my bio, please give it a read 🤎

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User64 bby you’re glowing!!

User20 dude you’re so well articulated! The interview was perfect

Taylornation we are obsessed with you 💜🕰️

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User48 no cause when she started talking about wanting to write a book and get more involved in the New York art scene I started shaking with excitement

User19 it would be so sick to see her involve herself in all sorts of creative scenes

Gracie Abrams I aspire to be you

Ynofficial I’m kicking my feet rn bae 🤭

Ynoffical just posted!!

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Ynofficial New York the last two nights have been literal dreams come true <3 New Jersey I’m on my way!!

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User29 they way I’ve never been so excited for anything in my life

Leithross you deserve it all!!

Ynofficial omg ily 🫶🏻

User40 THIS IS MY ERAS TOUR 😩

Jackhughes @Lhughes_06 so…. should we get tickets

Lhughes_06 yes.

User63 that was ominous…

Lhughes_06 just posted!!

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Lhughes_06 is this considered a soft launch??

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Markestapa since when??

Dylanduke25 the question you should be asking is WHO?

User73 we lost him girls 😔

User47 this post will be a conversation in therapy today!

Umichhockey very softlaunch 💙

NJdevils he learnt from the best ❤️

Dougieham are the girls fighting?

Jackhughes did she buy you that shirt 🤨

Lhughes_06 I actually bought this myself…

_Quinnhughes disgusting.

Ynofficial just posted!!

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Ynofficial so sad that my first tour has come to and end!! But I’m so excited to rest and get back into the routine of making new stuff for you guys!! Stay tuned <3

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User37 we love you ❤️

User19 watching you preform was such an out of body experience, you’re truly a talent

Ynofficial you’re gonna make me cry 🫶🏻 ily

xboygeniusx it was a pleasure to open for you!! Loved watching you grow as the tour went on 🖤

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Dylanduke25 JUST SHOW US HIS FACE

Lhughes_06 just posted!!

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Lhughes_06 dylan duke cracked the code

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Dylanduke PURR! I DID THAT

User28 I witnessed the revelation 😎

Edwards.73 I’m sorry what…

Lucafantilli he’s literally been gone a month.

Nicohischer congrats!!

User37 I was not expecting that. Like at all.

Ynofficial wait this is so cute 🤭

Lhughes_06 you’re cute

Ynofficial I’m gonna put my phone down and kiss you now

Jackhughes IM 😒 TIRED 😒 OF 😒 THIS

Ynofficial just posted!!

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Ynofficial I 🫶🏻 Luke Warren Hughes

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Lhughes_06 love you

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User92 I just know the booktok girlies are gonna eat this up…

User32 New Wag just dropped??

Ynofficial if anything I’m his sugar mommy

Lhughes_06 🤑💸

_Quinnhughes I don’t think you bully moose enough

Jackhughes agreed!

User48 MY HEART 😩

Dylanduke25 WAIT A SECOND YOU WENT TO THE B1G CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

Mackiesamo may we please get a timeline of this relationship??

Ynofficial we met last year when he visited Jack in jersey… We got together last summer when I visited Michigan!

Dylanduke25 I can’t believe he hid this from us 💔

Elblue6 sending my love ❤️

[screampied]

ola 😌 (pretending i didn’t just disappear…)

i’ve been very tired of tumblr lately, idk why. but i missed our little chats, i was just getting the energy to answer back.

toji is the king of being dirty, and in a sexual way of course. dirty talking, messy eating out, biiiiiig ass cock that you can’t do quickies with because miss girl needs to get prepared all the times. he is like the peak of being king of the slut men! right by his side we have…oh look, every other jjk male, except nanami (he is hidden in the back of the line, messy eater as well).

what’s your favorite tea, for our little tea encounters? i’ll always go for peach ice tea, mhmmmmm, mouth is salivating already.

i usually prefe short nails, because my hands are very small and a bit chubby so long makes it weird, but lately they are big as fuck and i’m loving the routine of taking care of them. people keep complementing it, always thinking is gel tips or i did on a saloon, and i’m like 😙😙😙😙

anklets are everything, i used to be obsessed with them and toe rings until i realized a perv might see me at the street and have the best day of his life with his feet kink. my favorite nowadays are earrings and necklace, i eat my lil combos every time.

question for today is do you usually have weird nightmares/dreams? today i had a dream i had a pet snake that was extremely big and i cried and begged my parents to remove her from the house, but they were like “it’s fine” and then her baby (that was a bald kitten) died so she got fucking mad at me, and she would just get even bigger whenever i was near. woke up drenched in sweat 😥

so, yeah, missed ya. can’t wait for october 01!

nut anon.

NUTTTYYYYYY

hi bae no worries i get it i feel the same way sometimes 💔💔. but i missed u n i’m glad ur back xx

ur so right 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. he’s got such a nasty fuckin mouth. UGHHHH writing his dirty talk is my favorite. and i also loveee to hc toji and suguru are the best top pussy eaters in jjk #CANON yeppp, he’s got the fattest cock. he’s def the type to be like “condoms never fit me anyway” he’s so annoying. NANAMI IS DEFINITELY A MESSY EATER IHMMYMYGOD i feel like he’s a sweet respective eater but also kinda filthy …. especially when he gets pussy drunk once his jaw locks …

i don’t rly drink tea ahah unless i’m sick 🙇‍♂️. but hmm i guess black / oolong tea? peace ice tea ooooh what does it taste like ? sounds peachy heh

i find anklets so sexy, fuck 🧎‍♂️. LMFAOOO UR RIGHT AB THE TOE RINGS. i’ve never wore toe rings before, but i love love anklets, i have a whole collection. the gold ones are my favorite bc it makes me feel like a princess 🧘‍♀️. saaaame, but im getting more into bracelets nowadays. i love the little sounds it makes whenever im like walking or jogging while im out. idk its soothing to me

i can never rly remember my dreams 🦭. but they’re usually always super weird shit that makes me wake up like ????? i miss shifting tho, i need to shift again soon aughhh. i remember having a dream about dying but then i woke up and i was like “oh great, another day” LMAO. your pet snake in your dream had a bald kitten ? that’s . . . interesting 🥷🥷.

BUT I MISSEDYOU TOOOOOO. and i have one question for you too—on october first, are you gonna like no be on anon anymore ? or are we gonna send asks on main. or we can be moots !!! i’m fine with either or 🤗

[lqfiles]

happy happy new year my love! i really wish 2024 brings about everything you have always wished for and so much more, i hope you're always healthy and happy! i can't formulate into words as to how much i adore you, it definitely was destiny that i was looking for jisung smaus to read and came across score the goal, with slendy as a nickname the smau got stuck to me forever, i am so so thankful to you for making up my mornings better, i hope you know how well you're doing with the plot, there's always succession with the new chapter, the slowburn is so well done that it's doesn't feel repetitive at all (which usually slowburns do)

on another note, i'm so glad to have found you here, i promise i'm gonna cherish you forever!! i love you so so much, cheers to 2024!🥂

-slendy anon 💌

i might tear up wthhh ☹️☹️💔 thank you so much bae i truly do hope 2024 only brings you the best of the best and is kind on you.

it might have been destiny fr.. i’m really glad you decided to pop in my inbox one day and i just love talking to you nonnie. the fact that if i hadn’t made score that goal we probably wouldn’t have talked is crazy but i love that this wasn’t an “what if” case because i did make it, and now i get to talk to you which i enjoy a lot <3 i hope that makes sense?

THANK YOU FOR THE FEEDBACK that’s the one thing i’m always going to be worried about with this smau because i don’t want to rush anything but i know a lot of people aren’t too fond of slow burns so 😭😭 i’m glad you think it’s pace is right tho, made me happy!

i won’t know how 2024 will be for me and this blog but if i’m still here i truly hope we keep talking slendy anon, i will cherish our interactions too and love you a loooooott, truly. hope you enjoyed your new year my love.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

THANK YOUU so nice to be back to being unproductive LMAO

USHDDKSJA DW IM BACK FOR MORE OAEU JOKES AND OTHER GOOFY RAMBLINGS wait bro people are already actually taking it too seriously??? I was gone for three days and this is what happens dw Im back and ready to slander and throw hands /j also damn was it ever that serious like people have opinions so even if you were serious??? Smh glad to be back and will fs be stepping up my Mira defender game wtf

NO FR Barou in a diff universe cmon you KNOW Karasu is right up your alley take the bait Barou fans take the bait…..but SAME???? The first ep really did him wonders probably also because eightbit put extra effort into the first ep….

MY RIDE OR DIE WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER!!! Yeah I’d never join itoshiopolis because the fans there are actually kinda insane but ig I won’t slander him for being emo looking as often

Pursuit tabieita fr my favorite I can’t wait to see them introduced and having their dumbass moments LMAO

Aikuniko unexpected duo my Roman Empire I never expected to like either character LMAOOO ok wait speaking of I saw some profiles floating around from the new bible??? I thought it was releasing later but????? Ok I tried to grab the link from Reddit (ew I know) but it wouldn’t let me for whatever reason without like sending it as a thing through Reddit but I don’t even have an account and I’m not about to make one (maybe technology hates me atp or I should start cracking out an industrial grade computer to do shit) soooo but if you just scroll in the main blue lock subreddit there’s a bunch of profiles posted including Aiku kiyora Hiori Nanase etc! Aikus has me dying but I think I just got my shit rocked reading hioris what the fuck LMAOOO anyways um happy reading!!

FRRR im already interacting with every bllk post that comes my way to try and influence my fyp but it gets taken over by like random shit idek but yeahhhh definitely more slideshow looking this time HAHA the way they animated chigiri running really had me crying because why did they just drag him across the screen like that but I mean either way KARASUUUU HE FR LOOKED SO GOOD AND OMG YEAH THE HANDS >>>>>> i agree he did look more majestic in the manga LOL yeah i think the smirk makes the animators exaggerate some proportions and whatnot but the extra Bambi panel thank you eightbit the way I screamed when I heard the villain line LMAOOO

FRRR nagi Karasu majestic panel when!! Maybe we’ll get one from epinagi if it ever gets to the MC vs PXG match LOL

15K FOR AN OPP IS CRAZY LMAOOO no because you’re serving even FOR the opps that’s actually crazy if I had to make content for an opp I feel like I’d half ass it but anyways GOGO YOU GOT THISSSS

- Karasu anon

HOORAY FOR BEING UNPRODUCTIVE 🙂‍↕️💖

OAEU JOKES ON TOP they will never not be funny to me sorry not sorry…please it really never was that deep i’m afraid!! people mostly keep it cute and idm diff opinions but sometimes it’s like okay well i fear you missed the point a bit here. i fear i was just joshing with ya. i fear i was being overly dramatic to prove a point. SORRY I WON’T DO IT AGAIN 😭💔

BAROU FANS PLEASEEE KARASU FANS ALREADY LOVE BAROU LETS FORM A COALITION PLSSS and yeah they def put more effort into the first ep KDJFJS maybe it’s because nagi’s in that ep so they had to lock in…also the barou cameo in this ep had me giggling he looked rlly good in it too he’s so #bae

RIDE OR DIESSSS FR okay wait this is insanely controversial but it has to be said idc abt itoshi bros angst i just don’t think it was ever that serious idk how people genuinely cry and feel sad abt it…maybe it’s because i’m coming from fandoms where characters die and shit but like it just isn’t sad to me??? like okay sae doesn’t want to play soccer w rin anymore…maybe rin just needs more hobbies or smth LSHFSJJDSN IDK IDK TOP TEN OPINIONS THAT WOULD PUT A HIT ON ME FR itoshi fans do NOT play

I CAN’T WAIT EITHER UGH I JUST NEED TO FINISH THIS REQ AND THEN I’M ON IT

OKAY i just read through them 😭 KIYORA’S HAS ME CACKLING WHY IS BRO FREAKY LIKE THAT 😫 maybe karasu and otoya were onto smth when they decided to bully him…also kurona and his multiple pet hedgehogs?? hello??? that is SO random yet somehow also in character…pls hiori’s insane celebrity crush is so funny and AIKU omg the way he has a gambling and underage drinking issue is so him i can’t he’s so insane and him hating chocolate is SO in character somehow like he would be the one 😰 just patiently sitting and waiting for more karasu barou and yukimiya content now 👁️👁️ nagi has his own spinoff manga so i’m pretty fed in terms of nagi info but the other three GIVE IT TO ME NOW wait also aiku having an older and younger sister just like otoya is hilarious what is it abt that combo that creates absolute VILLAINS ⁉️

hold on related to epinagi i have to say i did not care abt himizu’s backstory bruh literally who even likes him he’s done nothing in the main series 😭 i’ve seen predictions that he might somehow injure chigiri in barcha vs mc but i don’t think he would just because chigiri’s leg is such a major plot point that idt they’d do smth to it without isagi around?? if that makes sense?? idk though

PNG LOCK WE ARE SO BACK 🙂‍↕️ i’m laughing at least they didn’t fumble too much w the art style…i feel like we knew going into it that the majority of the budget went into the u20 match so it was kinda expected ngl…HEARTBREAKING as a karasu fan but THRILLING as a nagi/barou fan 😭 sacrifices must be made ig at least karasu is incapable of looking bad and does have some scenes in u20 too so all hope is not lost!! plus we get the scene of all of them shirtless in the locker room and one thing abt 8bit they eat UP shirtless scenes LSJFJDJD expecting smth glorious for shirtless karasu’s anime debut

omg wait actually now that you mention it epinagi might have smth usable in the current match i’ll have to go back and lurk…epinagi artist LOVES karasu his panels are always insanely good the problem is like he has so few panels that if i make a karasu theme my blog will look exactly the same as every other karasu fan’s and my individuality complex will not allow that /hj

OUT SOON I PROMISE I’M FINISHING UP had to take a break for dinner and some internship application stuff but i’m back to the grind now TRUST

[harrys-bf]

Fake social media | H.S x fem!reader (she/her)

A/N: Not proofread! As usual please send some feedback💌 so i know u liked it!! Also, you cannot take my work and put it in another platform, thanks <3

I only did this for fun tbh, so it might be shitty, still took me two hours to make but as long as i get to post more shit im fine 😭

Face claim: Ashley Moore!!

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@yourinstagram: He fell after this pic was taken 💀

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@harryfan1: PLSS, DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF WHEN HE FELL???

@yourinstagram: unfortunately I don’t but he fell so funny tbh, the poor man had a little cut on his hand and now he has a scar 😭😭

@harrystyles: No need to share my embarrassing and vulnerable moment.

@yourinstagram: ayee you mad🥱

@harrystyles: Can you like… not?

@youinstagram: I don’t think i know what youre talking about to be honest 🤨

@harryfan3: HELP THIS TWO ARE SO FUNNY

y/nfan1: PLS Y/N ILYSM 😭😭

@harryfan5: She’s so disrespectful, Harry just asked her not to post this kind of things and she doesn’t care🙄

@gemmastyles: This is just how they treat each other, this isn’t your relationship, mind your business

@yourinstagram: dang 😭

harry&y/nmyparents: PURR GEMMA💅💅💅

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@harrystyles: my muse.

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@yourinstagram: i love you so much <3

@harrystyles: I love you more.

@1dfan: You guys warm my heart i swear 💖

@harryfan7: lindos mis papis <33 (translation: my parents are so cute)

@y/nfan: If I don’t have this kind of relationship, I don’t want anything 💔

harryfan8: fr

@taylorswift: You guys are so cute!!

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@yourinstagram: we love you tay!! 💞

harryfan3: I really love this kind of interactions, it warms my heart sm 😩

y/nfan1: ^^ FRR SAME

@gemmachan: I love you both so much!

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@youinstagram: AND WE LOVE YOU

@gemmastyles: When’s the wedding?

@harryfan: PLSSS, EVEN GEMMA IS WAITING FOR THE WEDDING

@y/nfan: who isnt waiting for the wedding? everyone at this point is rotting for them 😭

@yourinstagram: @harrystyles yo?? fr when’s the proposal? 🧐

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@pillowpersonpp: Awww💖💖

@yourinstagram: MWAH *kiss* 😚

@harryfan1: I love that y/n is always trying to reply to people in the commets and never leaves behind any kind of celebrity

@y/nfan5: ^^^^IKR

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@yourinstagram: golden.

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@yourbestfriend: YOU LOOK AMAZINGGG!!!

@yourinstagram: ILYY

@y/nfan: MOMMY👹👹👹

harryfan9: Harry is so lucky to have her

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@harryfan9: HOLYYY HARRY LIKED THIS

@harryfan2: Im not surprised, that man has been head over heels since he met her 😭

@annetwist: You look amazing darling!!

@yourinstagram: thank you so much anne!! ily

@annetwist: I love you too dear 💗

@harryfan1: i can rest in peace after this interaction 😩💞

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@harryupdates: Harry with y/n yesterday at oregon!!

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@harryfan1: PLS why are they in oregon?

@harryupdates: i think theyre there for some type of photoshoot for y/n

@y/nfan5: aww and he went with her, how cute😩

@harryfan6: Me and my sister didn’t want to interrupt them so we didn’t come up to them and they seemed so grateful for that, im just happy I got to see them for a while <3

@harryfan3: How did they seem to you?

@harryfan6: They seemed pretty happy together and harry was in a way looking romantic tbh, he kept his hand at her waist or at the back of her neck playing with y/n’s hair, istg they were so cute, they were laughing all the time and the way he looked at her was absolutely amazing, i literally have never seen someone so in love 😭

@y/nfan8: they really do deserve each other 😭💔

@harryfan6: that’s so cute, im kinda jealous but y/n is bae so Im not really upset😩

@harryfan5: ^FR

@harryfan8: ^^IKR

@harryfan2: ^^^we all feel that way bestie 😭

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@yourinstagram: photo dump of the week!!

@harrystyles: pls you know you’re not supposed to post the last photo right?

@yourinstagram: damn, am i in trouble? @jefezoff

@jefezoff: damn it y/n

@yourinstagram: umm what do i do now? @harrystyles

@harrystyles: HAHAHAHAJ

@harry&ynfan4: PLS Y/N WHAT DID YOU DO

@adele: You look lovely my dear y/n!

@yourinstagram: i love you so much, thank you!! <33

@harrystyles: and I don’t look lovely too adele? why does it only have to be her? im on the post too.

@yourinstagram: you’re so dramatic, when YOU post a pic about YOURSELF in YOUR profile then everybody will tell you you look lovely, but that is until you post something so it will be in a couple of years 🙄

@harryfan6: PLS NOT Y/N CALLING HARRY OUT

@harrystyles: she’s so wild.

@yourinstagram: and you’re still with me, i wonder why.

@harrystyles: i wonder why too

@harryfan8: WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT

@harryfan6: I have no idea but im loving it 😭

[whorefordazai]

wiping off their kiss

pairing; atsushi | aku | dazai | chuuya x gn!reader

genre; fluff | wc; 1.6k

warnings; cussing, mentions of making out ? that’s pretty sfw right

notes; requested by @atsushiscocksucker thanks bae for the sexy request 😏 hope you don’t mind i added in dazai and chuuya ;D also these became more of scenarios rather than hcs so sorry abt that 🤔 but enjoyaaa <3 most of this is crack AHAHJS this is what happens when i write at 4am

atsushi

well shit.

why would you do that? you should know he already has trouble simply touching you, much less going in for a whole kiss !! he’s struggling to form the right words to say what he wants to say (he’s actually speechless, so no, frankly there are no audible words coming out his mouth)

the kiss wasn’t even planned, he actually just did it in the spur of the moment. it’s the end of the day; you and atsushi are walking home. hand in hand, he steals glances at your face every once in a while.

this is the perfect time, he thinks. i can shoot my shot now. finally. i’m finally growing some balls!

and so he calls out your name, making you trail your eyes up. very gently, he takes your face between his hands and brushes his thumb across your cheeks, admiring your looks for a moment. without thinking another thought—he kisses you smack dab on the lips 🤭

he smiles a bit against your mouth when he feels you kissing him back. slowly pulling away, there’s an evident flush on his face when he nervously breathes out. “s-sorry. i couldn’t help myself. that was alright…right?”

shooting him your biggest smile, you nod. only a second goes by before you use the back of your hand to wipe away at your lips. “yup! it’s all good !!”

and then you turn around and walk away like a little five year old kid who just stole some candy 🍬 all while he’s standing just—completely dumbfounded.

“wait…HAH?!”

he chases after you. “did you…did you…” he’s blushing like real crazy right now. fiddling with his suspenders, he pulls on the two straps trying to come up with a way to say this without actually saying it 💔

“did you wipe off my kiss?! i’m sorry, i shouldn’t have done it in the first place! but don’t worry—i’ll never try anything like that ever….hmph!!”

yes, his words are definitely interrupted when you clamp his mouth shut with you hand. “AAJSBIS ?!&$! i’m sorry it was prank 😔”

mf now he’s embarrassed cuz he didn’t get the joke hELP but it’s okay cuz you gotta make sure to give him extra head pats and rewards later on !! he forgives you

akutagawa

PFFFTT do you have a death wish 😊

his brain is already head empty not a single thought when it comes to relationships, so this prank just messes with him in great amounts of massive gigantic confusion.

he doesn’t kiss you in public, so instead he sometimes very rarely initiates it in the comfort of privacy. by initiating, i mean he quite literally grabs you with rashomon and rips away the food you got for dinner that night. yes. i suppose that’s his love language 🤔

his lips are kinda cold. you once suggested kissing the burning hot wood in the fireplace as a joke. um well lol he definitely did not appreciate that lolslols…when he saw how salty you were about him not being able to take a joke, he was all like “well forgive mE for not unDerstaNding your superior sense of hUmor”

but he felt a bit embarrassed cuz he literally did not get the joke and as we know, aku loves proving dominance so he took a chance at this foreign concept called flirting. or kissing. or whatever the fuck it’s called.

see, in his head, he had this totally well thought out plan. ‘after kissing them, i’ll simply say it was a means to warming up my lips. they’ll get embarrassed and i’ll win. yeah yeah. good plan 🤔 very good plan 🤔’

and so he swiftly grabs your chin, making you look up at his face with wide eyes. he kisses you—and not even a few seconds later he pulls back. about to say the words he planned on saying, he’s interrupted by you.

“wow…damn…” you marvel out. just like that, you wipe off his kiss. he stares at you in shock, not expecting his plan to fail so miserably 🤥

once you explain that it’s a prank, he just begins contemplating his whole life. just sits there on the sofa with a blank look on his face. basically he looks like his wan counterpart whenever his head is empty 0_0 🤔

“it’s okay, aku.” you pat his head, handing him the cup of tea. he doesn’t answer, but takes the tea. he has known defeat. he has known humiliation. but none quite like this. he WILL get payback.

his payback is just ripping apart more of the meals you bring home btw 🤝

dazai

he is !! a big drama queen !! almost too big help !!

it’s just an ordinary day. the both of you are working at the agency. he kisses, hugs, and drags his tall lanky body on top of you all the time, right? right. so he’s not expecting you to wipe off his fucKing sMooch.

he gently tilts your head to the side, making you face him. when you’re unaware of what he’s about to do, that’s when he attacks and smushes his lips onto yours! 😣 they’re soft. he smells nice for once. and you definitely don’t want to stop kissing him but unfortunately pranksters cannot backdown from pranks.

so when he pulls back with that dreamy look in his eyes, so full of flushed adoration and love, you can’t help but accidentally wipe off the kiss from your mouth <3 oops i guess!

he covers his own mouth in shock. first off, a million questions are swirling around in that stinky beautiful head of his. why did you do that? did i forget to use chapstick? should i have eaten a mint before? why do you look so unbothered? should i make scene? no…i should definitely not make a scene.

he makes a scene, of course.

cue dramatic, earth shattering gasp. “huUHAH?! why did you just do that?!”

he pretends to be distraught (—to ignore the fact that he’s overthinking this and it’s probably just nothing except his head being a bitch and not shutting up ughsjsj—)

“do what?” you act innocent. he definitely doesn’t like how you’re playing tricks with him, but he prods on anyway. pretending to sulk a bit, he flops his head on your shoulder. he makes sure to let his hair brush against your cheek (because he knows how much you have a weakness for that).

“did i do something wrong? why did you wipe off my kiss 😔?”

godDAMMIT his floofy HAIR and soft voiCE fucking fucKER ?!$&! you have no choice but to surrender !!

“jeez i’m sorry, it was joke. calm down.” you gently pat his head in an attempt to get him back to his usual mood. and it works, of course. faster than you can blink, he’s up again with a cheerful smile on his face.

“i knew it! thanks for clarifying ����!”

thanks for…thanks for clarifying ?!$&!! dude. think back immediately. why are you with this man again? pspsp look over here. i’m breaking the fourth fucking wall to get you a ride OUT!

chuuya

he’s dumb of ass and emotionally constipated number two. number one is dazai.

he’s had to deal with a lot of pranks while working with dazai during their double black days. but dazai has never tried to wipe his kiss off. wait does that imply there was kissing going on in the first place help 🤔

when someone pranks him, his usual facial expressions before he realizes the joke are 🤨🤬 but then after he finally understands, they’re more like 🤔😟😧😐

he doesn’t like being pranked. he’s menace #2 but it’s more like “i can prank the hell out of you but if you do it back to me, i’ll beat the shit out of you” kinda type of menace.

it’s morning, right before he leaves to go off to another one of his missions. just like an everyday routine, his gloved hands grasp the side of your face to pull you into a kiss. it’s supposed to be easy, quick, and over within a few seconds. is it? well yes, but you have something planned.

just as he’s about to turn away, the corner or his eye catches you wiping off his kiss. his body immediately does a 180. scoff leaving his mouth, he cocks an eyebrow. “excuse me? wow, bitch. what did i ever do to you…”

“hm? what?” you try playing the innocent card. chuuya furrows his brows, trying to remember if what he saw was a hallucination of some sort. he tips his hat lower to hide the growing blush on his face. “nothing, except you maybe wiped off my fucking kiss. that’s all.” he adds in a bitter smile at the end, mocking your tone.

you choke on a laugh, playing it off cool. but he knows something is up from the way you’re covering you’re mouth, masking giggles and the tears springing from your eyes. wow. you’re so good at keeping a secret. omg go bestie 🎉

“what’s so funny?” he taps his foot on the ground like an expectant parent trying to discipline his kid. he’s obviously not laughing or understanding shit, so you let out the laugh you were holding in.

“it was a prank. chill.” you dab the corners of your eyes and pat him on the back. he jerks back in shock. “hah?! what kinda—”

you shut him up with a kiss. because knowing chuuya, he’ll simply take his time to uncover the root of the prank and end up ruining the joke. butttt since you’ve kissed him, he’s all fine and dandy to go to work 😉

“wait wait, we still need to discuss this joke—”

“unfortunately, sweetheart, you’re running late for work so nah 💯”

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[sakurayumeno]

Anon.... you literally listed all the people I simp for 🥺 but then again I simp almost all of the characters 🤡

Part 1

Part 3

Reacting to S/O Smacking their Butt (part 2)

Demi

Bae smacks you 😳

Demi’s had people do that to her when she worked at her bar and that was what she would do in response. Now she does it out of reflex

She apologizes so much but stops once she realizes what just happened, that’s when she turns red

Girl got cake AND curves. Her butt is not BIG big, but still noticeable, you know?

Really into it. She thinks it’s cute to do and actually wanted to do this with her future lover years ago, but it’s been a long time since then, so she just forgot. Yeah, that’s the reason, totally wasn’t hella shy to ask you about it 

That being said, she is not at all shy about smacking your butt once you let her. She’ll do it in front of the other survivors if she wants, they can’t really do much other than saying it’s weird. She is living out her dream, no one will stop her now 😤🤚

Smacks your butt pretty lightly, and instead of doing that ‘one and done’ type thing, she does like 2-3 quick taps

Do it to her again and she’ll do this cute little giggle along with a sweet smile 🥰

Jose

Do it, I dare you. You’ll break him

This is literally one of the only ways to make him blush. He can’t be caught slippin’ with his professionalism

“H-how indecent, s/o!” what a hypocrite in the end smh 

He’s like the ���You may spank it. Once.” meme. You gotta REALLY convince him to let you do it bruh i keep comparing this man to memes i gotta stop 😩

Surprisingly but also not surprisingly has a squishy butt despite sailing being a work out for him. Not surprising because he doesn’t do that anymore and because of this main thing. Alcohol 😔

Do it too much and he’ll get mad. Not at you, though, but at how flustered he gets from it

Jose is a gentleman 💖 Smacking your butt is NOT a part of that. So no, he won’t do it back to you at all. And please don’t do it to him in front of others, you’ll embarrass him so much and he’ll smoothly move your arm to his waist as he does a little side hug thing with you

Jose’s drunken state is wild because his hands are all over you, including your butt. He mostly just holds it to bring you closer to him, but when he’s feelin’ spicy aka you remind him that butt smacking exists,,, he still won’t do it, I’m sorry- 

JK he loves it sm that he’s addicted. He smacks your butt hard enough to make a sound, that’s for sure. He’d be ashamed if he knew that side of him

He doesn’t actually use his metal hand to smack your butt because he can’t feel yo cheeks on it 🤪

Kevin

Let’s be honest, he’s been wanting to do this with you if he hasn’t done so already

Does a little gasp in happiness when you smack his butt. He views that as a confirmation to ask you if he could do it back

“Darlin’... I didn’t know you knew about that stuff... canipleasesmackyourbutttoo-”

The reason why he didn’t ask you about it before was because he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable. Can’t make his lover feel that way ❤🤠

Square butt. All I’m gonna say

Nah but for real tho, it’s square, but it’s kinda weird. It has that downward curve where he’s kinda flat at the top, but thicc at the bottom 

He’s lucky he got them quaint cowboy chaps because without them, he would look cakeless 💔

He is nice about the way he smacks your butt. It’s rarely ever hard, but don’t get me wrong ‘cus it’s also not extremely gentle. More so like Eli, gentle with force

The type of person who would go “You see that ass? It’s m i n e.” whenever he smacks it in front of someone

Doesn’t react much after a while. He’ll acknowledge you, but he won’t go all ‘ara ara hentai blushes’ like some others 😳

[bonvoyagenoona]

Fandom Ship Tag Game

Eeeee @jinpanman​! Your answers were incredible! I found myself giggling and smiling through your responses. I felt all your emotions, haha. Thanks for the tag! And hiiii!

Alright, I took a whack at it!

Note: Potential spoilers for (I feel silly for writing this first one) The Lion King, You’ve Got Mail, Fleabag, Insecure, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Gilmore Girls, Supergirl, The Mindy Project, Parks & Recreation, and The Good Place.

First Ship: Simba and Nala from The Lion King

Like Mai, I too came away from this animated film with some feelings to sort out. 🤣 I mean, these are straight-up bedroom eyes!

I really loved this sort of Disney introduction to friends-to-lovers haha. Their whole dynamic was just so fun! But I think it might’ve also helped me see more layers to love. I was only 4 when it came out, but my aunt told me that when we, as was our tradition, walked out of the theater and over to the Burger King to get post-movie Big Kids Meals (because I was a big kid), I surprised her with a response to a question. When she asked me if I was sad when Simba ran away, I said no, because Scar would’ve killed him and been the king instead. Then I wondered if Nala might not have loved Simba if he hadn’t run away, and if princesses always have to marry princes. So, this was the birth of angst.

First OTP: Kathleen Kelly and Joe Fox from You’ve Got Mail

Looking back now as a woman, I see that the relationship isn’t exactly the healthiest? Growing up in arguably the first truly media-heavy culture, I was inundated with the concept of a “perfect body”. So, in a fluffier, romantic world, and in my younger, impressionable mind, I found wonder in the idea of someone falling for you through your words. (Plus, they were just so darn smart, witty, and funny, and it made me a lifelong fan of Nora Ephron’s work!)

Your Ship Since the First Minute: Fleabag and Hot Priest from Fleabag

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is indescribable. Fleabag is everything. You know how I like to carry on. But I cannot express to you how much I learned and felt when I watched this show. Truly. I’m usually a straggler on trends, so if you still haven’t seen it, go watch it now.

Ship(s) You Wish Had Become Endgame: Molly and Andrew / “Asian Bae” from Insecure

I love Insecure so goddamn much it’s insane. It’s the show of my 30s. Of being in your 30s right now. Issa’s voice has been so curious, but kind. Expressive, but reflective. And generous. Molly’s whole arc with expectations about love has been eye-opening, and her character development is superb. Molly and Andrew in particular explored current themes in modern relationships, as well as what a relationship truly is at its core. What you have to give it. How much you have to give. And in some ways, how little. Technically, the show isn’t over yet, but so we don’t know if they’re not endgame, but also, we kind of do, don’t we?

Ship You Wish Was Canon: Harry and Hermione from Harry Potter

I mean, I wrote a fanfic about it, lol. I thought they just made sense, and I like love that just makes sense. Love that fits. After seeing what they went through, I liked the idea of them not starting out on this path, but love growing from those shared experiences.

Ship that Most of the Fandom Hates but You Love: MamoRei from Sailor Moon; Rory and Logan from Gilmore Girls

Wow, this picture, amirite?! 🤣 Obviously Usagi and Mamoru are OTP, but I remember being a little kid and getting so excited to see this dynamic! It was over so soon, rightfully so, but I was left wanting!

With Rory and Logan, I think it’s just about recognizing each other, and really seeing each other. Logan is Jess, contrarian and disillusioned with his past and environment, yet very happy to stay rooted in it. He’s just in a different environment. I think I liked that Logan understood that part of Rory’s life. And I liked how their relationship felt like an adventure. Kind of Rory’s true storybook romance. C’mon. “Ace”? 💔

You Don’t Even Watch the Show, but you Ship It: Supercorp

I literally know nothing, but every time I’d see them pop up somewhere, like on my old tumblr dash or in a commercial, I’d see the shippers, and I’d just feel so warm-hearted! 

Ship You Wish Had a Different Storyline: Mindy and Danny from The Mindy Project

Mindy Kaling brought so many things together for me. She helped me own my own identity. I really loved The Mindy Project. Not really a critique of their time apart, as the character development felt necessary and true to life --- I just love seeing them together, so I’ll always be greedy for more time with them! Also, I just loved the ending song choice. The Chromatics cover of “I’m on Fire”. I can’t tell you how obsessed I was with the original, and I like that Mindy said that she chose that cover because “it was a version of the song they could both get behind”. That detail. Amazing.

Favorite Ship that is Endgame: Leslie and Ben from Parks and Recreation; Chidi and Eleanor from The Good Place

You know what’s interesting? Mike Schur is overwhelmingly responsible for my current take on healthy, happy love. The relationships he builds are so joyous, even in the face of complication or tragedy. Ben and Leslie show how you can be giving of yourself without sacrificing yourself. They display mutual, unconditional support. They already have so much in common, and they still enjoy each others’ “odd” quirks so much that they actively participate in them as well. Strong, unbreakable, unconditional love.

Then you take it out of Pawnee, Indianan and extrapolate that over stretches of vast, incomprehensible time and space? Chidi and Eleanor are essentially that hypothesis of joyous love being tested in simulation after simulation and holding strong. What I so valued from their expression of true, soulful connection, was the examination of when that is over, not because it ended, but because you truly realize you’re becoming something bigger than just the two of you, and that you simply are, as all things are. I still tear up when I think about the finale because it takes such a scary, awful, terrifying thing and somehow brings joy into that, too. Watch The Good Place if you haven’t already. If this hasn’t convinced you, then I’ll say that there’s a reason Namjoon admired it so much.

Tagging: @mochilatae @skyys-universe​ @shyfoxarbiter16 @parkblooming @palpalopaloma @m-yg93​ @reliablemittenmain​ @sunshinerainbowsbts​ @chealsecharm​ and anybody else who’d like to play! 

Clean list to copy: 

first ship

first OTP

your ship since the first minute

ship(s) you wish had become endgame

ship you wish was canon

ship that most of the fandom hates but you love

you don't even watch the show, but you ship it

ship you wish had a different storyline

favorite ship that is endgame