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Gossip Girl Reboot 2x06: Quotes

- “New Year, same naïveté ? (Luna) - That’s why she’s always had us. You know what to do.” (Monet)

- “She’s more delusional than liberal Ye fans.” (Luna)

- “Whoever this Graham person is, he’s lying to her. It’s time to do some digging. (Luna) - Um, any advice on how to damage control a sex tape that you never made and haven’t seen? (Monet) - You sure it’s not you? (Luna) - There’s a man in it. (Monet) - Well, you need to find out why someone used you name in order to clear it before Vivid has you listed between a Hogan and a Hilton.” (Luna)

- “Sorry. Slammed doing recon for Julien. (Luna) - Fine. Find the perpetrator, delete the video, and make sure no one ever thinks that I’ve ever stepped foot in Philly. They’re called flyover states for a reason.” (Monet) 

- “Please don’t hurt me. (Kate) - You’re too small to hurt. I prefer a fair fight.” (Georgina) 

- “You wanna be Monet de Haan so bad? Do what she would do. Figure it out on your own. Clear my name or I’ll destroy yours, okay?” (Monet)

- “Who have I become? (Max) - A bridezilla, apparently.” (Audrey)

- “Bad things always happen in threes. It’s gotta be uphill from here.” (Gideon)

- “I know that look. You’re having second thoughts. (Luna) - What if we don’t have the whole story? Outing him in front of his pregnant wife is a little extreme. (Julien)  - Two words. “Pregnant. Wife. Look you’re a good person, Jules, which is why you always try to see the best in others. To your own detriment. Case in point, your dad. It’s high time we end centuries of women giving men the benefit of the doubt. If not for you, do it for Ashley. (Luna) - We take this Stop the Story live in five.” (Julien)

- “How much fucking money does your dad actually have? (Obie) - Well, Bezos once asked him for a loan.” (Aki)

- “So is the experience of my first time. You took that from me, and I can’t get it back.” (Zoya)

- “What am I going to do with you? (Obie’s mother) - Aside from, kick me out of my home and cut me off? I don’t know. I guess you could, uh, you could arrange fo my untimely death to silence me. (Obie) - Don’t be so sensational. (Obie’s mother) - You knew that I would do this, huh? You, uh.... Did you cut me off to discredit me? (Obie) - You should have paid far closer attention when Papa was teaching you how to place chess, mein Schatz.” (Obie’s mother)

- “I exposed things that I didn’t even understand. I broke you guys up. (Max) - No. Things were broken between us long before you, yes, maybe carelessly intervened. We had to go through what we went through to get here on this stage with you. (Roy) - We had to fall apart to put our family back together again.” (Gideon)

- “That two people, against all odds, managed to meet in this city and fall for one another...but then (Julien) - Have too much between them to ever make it work?” (Graham)

- “If we truly love something, we should be willing to let it go...” (GG)

- “It’s an unexpected but welcomed surprise. Not, really, I’m touched... (Zoya) - You can stop there. I don’t do feelings. Ew” (Monet)

- “This shit with my dad keeps fucking with my life.” (Julien)

- “That’s a lesson some never learn. Tightening their grip... around a promise that will never be. Which is the most dangerous thing of all.” (GG)

- “Did you know that you have four weak points of entry and a very pliable super?” (Georgina)

- “I thought you might say that, which is why I’m gonna help you learn how to be a true agent of chaos. (Georgina) - I don’ want your help. (Kate) - I’m not like those other teachers. I don’t sting, I burn.” (Georgina)

- “Don’t you love Russian roulette ?” (Georgina)

- “Because while being in control may be an illusion, spinning out of it is very, very real.” (GG)