#gorilla vs snake

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Okay

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I choose the Black mambas.

Here’s why:

Gorillas don’t give a fuck what the terrain is. They see you, you look even remotely threatening (like trigger THEIR uncanny valley), they’re charging. Full speed. They’re already out of their natural habitat and tweaking the fuck out.

AND THEY CAN JUMP CLEAR OVER ANYTHING YOU THINK IS “BETWEEN” YOU. With ANYTHING you can find to barricade at the mall (almost exclusively cardboard boxes and a PLETHORA of such) THEY CAN AND WILL BREAK THROUGH.

Here’s a fun fact about snakes:

they’re all just lil guys.

More importantly, they’re all just lil guys that have a weak spot where they can’t getcha called: right behind their skull. You immobilize that, you can yeet the snek outside.

Combine that with a fun fact about clothing retailers:

They come with snake poles.

You ever work at a clothing store? You ever ask someone at hot topic to get something down from the International Space Station and they come back wielding

ONEUH THESE BIBEES?

Now look at this:

Eh?

ehhHH?

Are you picking up what I’m putting down?

MORE fun facts:

• You have about 30-40 clothing stores and about 2-3 sport gear stores to choose from to layer up to avoid bites.

• Sneks are smol and in this scenario there are only 5. You could probably go the whole time without seeing one if you know where to hang out.

• Department stores that have elevators or escalators? Sneks don’t even know ABCs. They can’t operate that machinery. Go hang out on the top floor of a Macy’s or Dillard’s or something and play dress up. You should be fine.

• PRIMATES CAN LEARN ABCs O~O The have brain cells. They can probably figure it out.

PLOT HOLES:

• If it’s an abandoned mall, you’re screwed. No clothes, no hooks, nothing. Although, with my previous 3rd statement, you could potentially still survive THE SNAKES.

• This scenario does not disclose if there is somebody strategically placing the snakes or perhaps even playing an enchanted flute to tell them where you are at all times from the surveillance room

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What kind of question is the original.. did a black mamba write it

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I’m sure you’ve seen the 10 mambas vs a silverback gorilla in a mall post, but have you given your opinion on it?

Yeah, can't find the original post but I'd go with the mambas literally every time, no contest.

I'd be perfectly comfortable hanging out in a mall with 10 mambas because I don't think I'd ever even see the mambas. Snakes are not aggressive animals, they're not gonna, like, hunt me down and bite me. If I saw one, I could just mind my own business and we'd both be fine. I'd be able to just wander the mall and have a nice time, really.

On the other hand, I have no experience with primates but I hear silverback gorillas can be very large and unpredictable and honestly I want no part of that.

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Royal Rumble Marathon: 1996

We’re rumbling into 1996.

Spoilers for past Rumbles.

Sunny, from her bathtub, warns us viewer indiscretion is advised. The Attitude Era doesn’t officially begin until 1997 but hints of it began way back in 1995 with the Pamela Anderson skit and continues with Sunny’s vignettes.

The undercard:

Jeff Jarrett vs Ahmed Johnson. Meh.

The Bodydonnas (Chris Candido/Tom Prichard, accompanied by Sunny) vs the Smoking Guns (Billy & Bart) for the WWF Tag Team titles. More meh.

Billionaire Ted skit with a fake Hogan, Savage, and Mean Gene. We’re wasting pay per view time on this?

Recap of the Razor Ramon – Goldust feud. Mr Machismo doesn’t appreciate Golddust’s flirtations.

Golddust (accompanied by Marlena) vs Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental title. Was this Terri Runnel’s debut for the WWF? The commentators refer to Marlena as an “unknown woman”. Golddust and Marlena’s gimmicks are forerunners to the Attitude Era. Marlena causes a distraction as the 1-2-3 Kid attacks Razor, allowing Dustin to pin Ramon and become the new Intercontinental champion.

Hype vignettes for Royal Rumble participants: Owen, Jake Roberts, Jerry Lawler, Vader, Shawn,

For the first time the Rumble does not end the pay per view – we still have a Bret/Taker match for the World championship. I never like when the Rumble itself doesn’t end the pay per view.

The entrants, in order of appearance:

Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Henry Godwin

Bob Backlund

Jerry Lawler

Bob “Spark Plug” Holly

Mabel (accompanied by Mo) Mo remains at ringside – there doesn’t seem to be year to year consistency on whether seconds are allowed to remain at ringside.

Jake “the Snake” Roberts

Dory Funk Jr (Vince notes Terry was also invited but is watching the ppv from Germany)

Yokozuna

1-2-3 Kid (spends his first few minutes in the Rumble attempting to avoid an angry Razor)

Takao Omori (Vince actually mentions All-Japan by name!)

Savio Vega (formerly known as Kwang)

Vader (accompanied by Jim Cornette)

Doug Gilbert (Henning & Vince mention both USWA and Eddie Gilbert, Doug won a tournament in Memphis to qualify for the tournament)

Squat Team Member #1 (1/2 of the Headshrinkers)

Squat Team Member #2 (1/2 of the Headshrinkers)

Owen Hart

Shawn Michaels

Hakushi

Tatanka

Aldo Montoya

Diesel

Kama

“The Ringmaster” Steve Austin

Barry Horowitz

Fatu

Isaac Yankem, DDS

Marty Janetty

Davey Boy Smith

Duke Droese

 Winner: Shawn Michaels

Longest performance: Hunter Hearst Helmsley

First-time Rumblers: Hunter, Dory Funk Jr, 1-2-3 Kid, Omori, Vader, Doug Gilbert, the Headshrinkers, Hakushi, Aldo Montoya, Steve Austin, Barry Horowitz, Isaac Yankem

Surprise Entrants: Dory Funk, Omori, Doug Gilbert, the Headshrinkers

We have two “clear the ring without eliminating everyone” spots: Henry Godwin with his slop bucket (Backlund and Lawler are the recipients) and Jake Roberts using Damian (his snake) – Lawler gets covered with Damian. Was Lawler on someone’s shit list?

Vader does the “eliminate everyone” spot but as he was previously eliminated none of his eliminations count.

Lawler is the first participant in a Rumble to hide under the ring.

1996 is the first year all participants receive entrance music. Finally! A small thing but it adds to the presentation.

The pay-per-view ends with Bret Hart vs the Undertaker (accompanied by Paul Bearer).   Diesel causes a disqualification, costing Taker the match. The match was fine but I’m not a fan of Taker.

Interviews with Gorilla Monsoon, Shawn, Diesel, Vader, and Jim Cornette.

Rating: 4 out of 10

Wrestlers and others who have passed on: Howard Finkel, Curt Hennig, Chris Candido, Razor Ramon, Mable (Visera), Yokozuna, Vader, Owen, Paul Bearer, Gorilla Monsoon

Total number of deceased individuals: 10 (down 5 from the previous Rumble).

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Oblivion Battery Episode 10 Review - Vs. Hikawa High

I had a feeling Kei would revert back to his amnesiac self. It’s unfortunate that he had to change back so quick. It makes me wonder if it really was hypnotism that caused the Commander to return or if it was overexertion of his body after what Haruka said last episode about how Kei was accompanying him on his training regime. I’m unsure if this show will get a season 2 because if it ends in just 12 episodes, the cause of Kei’s amnesia and his reversion to his commander self will never explained.

I do feel like Kotesashi will win the practice game with Hikawa High. I just have this feeling that it’s going to happen. It’s because they got more training and that their key players have improved a lot. I haven’t watched a lot of baseball anime, but the sport is a lot more strategic than I remembered. Since Kotesashi is full of strategists, that is the reason why I believe they’ll win. Some highlights of the match so far is Yamada hitting a ball. It was nice to see him confident and excited. It was also nice to see the genius battery doing their thing too!

Also, I want them to win just for the sole reason to rub it in Makita’s face. I don’t really like Makita. I don’t know why, but he just rubs me the wrong way. He’s like a cockier, louder version of Haruka. I also don’t like that he’s mean to Shunpei. Shunpei is another one of my favorites in this anime, so anyone who’s mean to him will have to answer to me! Also, Makita really likes to gloat a lot. He gloated about how he got taller and gained a few pounds while Shunpei remained the same. He’s voiced by Mark Ishii, who’s known for voicing Lev Haiba from Haikyuu. I haven’t heard him in a new role for a very long time. Surprisingly, this role fits him. Although I don’t like Makita, I do like how he’s the butt of the gags in this episode from nobody getting his rather simple surname correct to being called a gorilla and stupid by his fellow teammate.

Another new character appears. He is Kirishima. He’s a sneaky guy who also happens to be the ace of Hikawa. However, he’s not playing in the practice match. His white hair, snake-like face and his body demeanor oozes crafty. He really likes to mess around with Makita and calls him a gorilla whenever he can. He’d definitely someone to watch out for, even if he’s not playing. Also, I feel like Kengo Kawanishi is having a blast playing characters that need a Kansai dialect. He did it with Tsugeura from Wind Breaker and now with Kirishima. It’s also amazing how different Tsugeura and Kirishima sound. When he voices Kirishima, it sounds like a lower pitched version of Akira Ishida’s voice. He’s super talented, honestly.

Next episode seems to be about Shunpei’s past and I honestly can’t wait. Aoi and Shunpei have been flip-flopping on who I like better. If I learn about Shunpei’s past, maybe I’ll bump him up to first place. What are your thoughts on this episode?