#gordo martini feetman

[bingoary]

crys loudly my style was on it's way to realism why must i do this

[rainbowfunks]

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redraw of this from 2023

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Random ass headcanon go!

HLVRAI!Gordon Freeman is half-Mexican and is a duel citizen of the USA and Mexico.

His middle name, Martinis, was actually a misspelling/mishearing of Martínez. The person who wrote the name thought his parents had said Martinis and was just like “weird choice but okay” and now he’s stuck with it.

Gordon also knows Spanish very well, having learned from his mother naturally as he grew up. (He’s basically fluent but he’s a bit rusty)

[inland--empire]

TNMN voice headcanons because. Yeah!

Roman: Bert (Sesame Street)

Lois: Tallulah (Dr. Who)

Robertsky: Big Mac (My Little Pony)

Albertsky: Gordos Martini Feetman (Half Life but the VR is Self Aware)

Angus: Ted Spankoffski (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

Selenne and Elenois: @andreasfashiongalaxy on YouTube

Arnold: Bill Woodward (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

Gloria: Princess Celestia (My Little Pony)

Izaack: B.O.S.S. (Dr. Who)

Margarette: @caseydreslercomedy on YouTube

Nacha: Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Anastacha: Hannah Foster (Black Friday)

Dr. W. Afton: Ben Shapiro (Real life)

Mia Stone: Ballora (FNaF)

Francis: Benrey (Half Life VR but the AI is Self Aware)

Steven: Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Mclooy: Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls)

Alf: Brigadier Alastair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Dr. Who)

Rafttellyn: Kirumi Tojo (Danganronpa)

Bonus!

42: G-man (Half Life)

[mart-inis]

Do not go into the askbox and debate my blog title. I am not accepting criticism.

Fictive of Gordon Freeman from HLVRAI. None of you can call me “Gordos Martini Feetman” except @purplespringevening.

he/him pronouns, but knowing me I’ll collect more eventually.

The host/body is a minor

Syscourse DNFI

gif source

[iscopeee]

doodle of benrey cat momence

[newtafterdark]

A few silly name information on my versions of the Freemen & Calhouns! (This was inspired by something I wrote earlier today)

Freeman: Gordon Freeman Feetman: Gordos Martinis Freeman (RIP for having a typo on his name change papers. But he takes it like a champ! 👍 ) Freemind: Gordon Quentin Freeman Gorgeous: George Freeman Metal: Gwen Martini Freeman

Barney: Barney Calhoun Benrey: Benrey Lover Eddie: Barney Edwin Calhoun (technically Barney Edwin Freeman, even pre-ResCas... for reasons. ;)c) Beauty: Barnabas Clementine Calhoun

[weezeryuri]

i like martinis .....

gordos martinis feetman...

[patchdotexe]

@arcanist-valtrois replied to your post: unfortunately for myself and everyone around me, i...

Valid to be gordon

gordos martinis feetman gets hassled by his idiot cat and dissociates to mythical kitchen

[iscopeee]

infodump

[iscopeee]

i have hlvrai brainrot out of nowhere so have some doodles

[gryphsdeadbones]

hmm idk if feetman woukd willingly be called feetman but i like the idea of him goin by martini like gordon martinis freeman, even if thats not rlly canon lol

kdfjgndkg just benreys legacy... its too late to change it now /j

an alternate name would be vreeman but it feels really strange

screw it we can make the best of feetman nickname:

hev boots are bigger and deadly

fuck it, he plays or has played soccer at some point. maybe in his younger college days or so. he could do sick tricks and dropkicks

one swift kick to bootboys and theyre fuckin dead. curbstomp those fuckers

when was the martni thing again?? i only remember gordos from the payday2 acab stream