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Outtakes Tuesday

Another Tuesday, another opportunity to try and make at least one person regret learning how to read 🤭💗

Last Week | Next Week

Hot sand bit into Eris’s bare knees as he kneeled before Azriel in a particularly secluded area of the nude beach.

Azriel was audaciously large, in the way you aggressively express finding something adorable, Eris felt like chomping down ferally, out of lust or maybe deleria- Eris’s brain has been receiving very little oxygen, very little aside for Azriel’s blunt built-in weaponry.

Lucien had never been into feet.

Human hooves, the lower set of phalanges, clean-shaven hobbit thumpers, whatever you wanna call them, they’d never tickled Lucien’s fancy to put it kindly.

To put it realistically, Lucien would’ve always rather gone dumpster diving than suck a toe.

Until Elain got that fucking anklet.

A delicate gold chain with a dangling L in a loopy script to match her necklace. He went to inspect gleefully, holding her leg up proudly, and bent somewhat awkwardly on the couch.

He left a petal-soft kiss above her ankle bone, smooching his way down until he ran his hot tongue across the cool chain and without thinking he took the small charm in between his teeth and felt the small rhinestones with his tongue, savoring the metallic taste and hitch of Elain’s breath.

“So pretty,” he murmured as he released his initial with a grin, continuing his sloppy trail down to Elain’s smooth heel.

He lost himself worshipping every inch of the soft skin of her left foot. Awareness came crashing back to him when he let out a groan as he licked up the bottom of Elain’s foot.

Lucien still wasn’t into feet, but apparently exceptions could be made, he reasoned as he took her pedicured pinky toe past his salivating lips.

He felt so fucking good, Azriel found it a Herculean task not to fill Eris’s hot, slick Autumn bussy like a cannoli on the third pistoning of his hips.

Eris was clawing Azriel’s back and moaning like a banshee faking an orgasm for their partner’s ego.

Azriel’s ego was astronomic knowing Eris wasn’t faking. Couldn’t be from the telling way Eris was crashing towards his finish; Eris’s constricting, nearly juicing channel was spasming and the pretty cock low against his stomach was pulsing.

Azriel’s fleshy meat hammer erupted inside Eris’s slutty ass, just as Eris cumbusted.

Eris pushed him back against the back of the seat with splayed fingers on his bare pecs. He had stripped Azriel as soon as he walked through their front door.

He may or may not have been a bit desperate. Only slightly. Like only barely tweaking for his husband’s cock. Barely.

He straddled Az with barely restrained glee, rocking his hard, naked length against Azriel’s.

He slipped a hand behind himself to remove the small, matte black plug, the placeholder was tossed to the floor, Azriel chuckled and brought his hands to Eris’s hips.

Eris spit into his hand and grabbed Az’s dick like a joystick.

“Mm, fuck that’s good,” Az groaned as Eris pumped him slowly, tightly, getting him hard enough to take out an eye.

Not flush enough for Azriel though, no, Az ground up into Eris’s goddamn guts, trying to tickle his kidney apparently.

Eris smirked, “Just you wait,” he raised his hips, positioning his eager hole above Azriel’s slick, flushed tip and sank down smoothly, one slow drag down until their pelvises were flush.

“Ahhh fuck Azriel, so good, harder,” Eris pleaded with zero concern for his wellbeing and a dire need to be wrecked asap.

“Slurpinator 3000. After four years of dating, my contact in your phone is SLURPINATOR THREE THOUSAND!?” His carrot-topped brat’s hands flailed exasperatedly.

“I mean, you should honestly be flattered,” Azriel tried, to no avail, smoke was practically coming out of his boyfriend’s ears.

“…” Eris looked at him as if he was getting gangbanged by martians.

“Okay, okay.. skill issue?” He aimed for light hearted but he feared he hit the “make Eris wanna scream” jackpot instead.

“I don’t think that’s how that’s meant to be used, dork”

“Fine, ‘Prince Fat Ass <3’ it is,” Az decreed.

Ah, well, horrid as some of that was I hope you enjoyed or at the very least I stole some giggles 😈

BOO!/IM SORRY @the-darkestminds @jules-writes-stories @astro-h0e-4azris @nus4y @fingerpoppingood @chunkypossum @makinglongwordsslutty @queercontrarian @mudandmire @mistandmemories @fourteentrout @iftheshoef1tz @thesourcabbage @brunetterebel010 @pippsmcgee @buffy-vanserra 🤭🤭🤭

[marshmallowgoop]

duuuude finding a fellow conan dub appreciator in the year 2022 🙏 the english dub is criminally underrated imo-- it was clearly localized with love and the VAs gave a lot of unique personality to their roles. (Viktorin + Jewell do a killer job as Conan and the use of the Shinichi voice for the internal monologues is so. good.) (also I finally have the info I need to determine if my SAVE copies are bootlegs like i've always suspected so thanks!)

I've found that there are actually quite a few FUNimation dub appreciators still around!

But yes!!! Totally agree. FuNi's English dub is genuinely my favorite way to watch DetCo, and it's so nice to see it get recognition for what it did well. I mean no disrespect to the new Bang Zoom! dub; my most popular post on this site is celebrating a Bang Zoom! dub, after all (unfortunately not captioned, though I did put together a sub/dub breakdown here). It's exciting that Conan is getting official English-dubbed releases after years of nothing, and there are some real skilled, experienced folks in the cast and staff.

And admittedly, I've only seen Bang Zoom!'s rendition of Episode One: The Great Detective Turned Small despite having every DetCo Blu-ray that Discotek's released sitting on the shelf in front of me right now, but I can't help but feel that in trying to correct the inaccuracies of the FuNi dub, they've lost a lot of the charm. Conan thinking in Shinichi's voice isn't faithful to the original Japanese performances, true, but it's a perfectly fair way of adapting the manga and a choice that resonates so much more with me. Why would you think in a voice that you don't consider your own? Conan thinking in Conan's voice strikes me as contradictory to the character, in all honesty. It was such a disappointment to me that the Bang Zoom! dub didn't continue this practice.

The Bang Zoom! script itself often comes off to me as stilted, too; one of the biggest strengths of FUNimation's dub, in my opinion, is how natural it could sound. But part of that is due to the loosey-goosiness of its translation. It takes a lot of creative liberties—definitely too many at times!—but for the most part, I think it's absolutely excellent at making the dialogue really work in English. The Bang Zoom! production sells itself as a more accurate Detective Conan, and I sincerely do respect that, and I love that it uses the original names, but I also feel that in striving so much for accuracy, it loses the naturalness that FuNi's dub absolutely shone in.

Of course, a quick glance tells me that other Bang Zoom! Conan projects have different ADR directors and script writers, so maybe the films still wrapped in plastic on my shelf have a different feel to them than Episode One. But gosh, while I initially watched Detective Conan in Japanese with subtitles because I was turned off by the name changes of the FuNi dub, actually experiencing it all these years later told me that you can still have a fantastic dub, even if it's not 100% faithful.

Sorry to ramble! I'm super passionate about dubs and subtitles and that sort of thing. Happy that my S.A.V.E. bootleg post was helpful! Still can't believe that Case Closed of all things got so bootlegged, though I must say: for anyone interested in collecting the old FuNi dub on disc, I can't recommend the original art box releases enough. Sure, they're not as nice and compact as the seasonal sets, but you get more extras (dub bloopers!) and the occasional English dub subtitles and video options. I really regret not getting them initially!

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“Dad’s First Mosh Pit (gone wrong)”...wait for it...😂 #AmericasFunniestHomeVideos • This is what 2+ weeks of Quarantine will do to a Family’s Sanity level 📉When your Pops says he’s never experienced a Mosh pit, a son has no choice but to create one, a tiny one, with 2.5 people...in the living room, with strobe lights.😇Why? Because it’s fricken EPIC!👨🏽‍🎤 • I thought this one would be (relatively) safe with so few people, and yet my Dad manages to inadvertently flap me in the gut and face in rapid succession, sending me to the ground, and cutting my poor father’s legs out from under him. Thank goodness 😅 he fell softly over me, and gently hit his head on the exercise ball.🤣He will be retiring after his very short Aggressive rock dancing 🎸🕺🏻career. Well worth it.🤣 • Keeping it light, loosy-goosy 🦢and silly with the family really helps us release a lot of pent up energy and connect on a deeper level. So thankful for my Mom, Dad, Brother and Grandmother and the House I grew up in, some how still making hilarious memories here.🥰#Gratitude #Family #Blessed #Thankful #Laugh #Moshpit #RocknRoll #Fall #Bloopers #Party #Home #Father #Brother #LivingRoom #Live #Life #Quarantine #Funny #Hilarious #Wow #Silly #Instagood #Insta #InstaFun #Wild #Crazy #Fun (at Bronx, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-XvB1fgrpr/?igshid=10k9gpg21ty8c

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Outtakes Tuesday

Aha, another seven days, another several moments where I question my sanity then double down and share with you all! 🤭💗

Last Week | Next Week 💗

“ohHHHH MOTHER ABOVE!” Az groaned as he caved, letting his cock pulse out cheekfulls of come onto Eris’ waiting tongue. His vision went white.

A noisy swallow followed by a snicker pulled Az from delirium. The Shadowsinger willed his body to relax, toes unfurling, wings drooping as his hands released the cool, stable wall and threaded through Eris’s mussed hair.

“Why’re you laughing.”

“Hypocrisy has a facetious charm to me. You’re lucky I didn’t bare my teeth for your blasphemy,” Eris smirked, come still edging his lips.

“Lotta backtalk for a depraved ‘n greedy chipmunk.” Azriel moved one hand to cup Eris’s jaw and ran his thumb across Eris’s slick bottom lip.

Eris’s vision, unfocused from overwhelming pleasure, caught on the glinting gold of his rings descending deftly down Azriel’s left wing as he catapulted his balls towards the back of Azriel’s; like a poorly designed desk toy, their sacs met with brutal force, haggard moans punched out of both of them, the jolt sent them hurdling towards an early ending (orgasm, not death.)

Elain whimpered softly as her thighs ached from raising herself up and down Lucien’s large length. She lifted her cunt to wrap snug around his tip and plopped back down with unforgiving momentum.

“Oomph-” Lucien groaned, hands releasing Elain’s petal pink sheets and gently but forcefully held her hips in place and ground up into her.

“Oh fuck yes baby, thank fuck,” Elain keened, her moan was full of pleasure as well as relief.

“My name is Lucien, is there something you need to tell me,” Lucien grunted, a cheeky grin painted across his flushed face.

“Heh-ahhh,” Elain’s huff shattered into a high whine as Lucien bent his knees up, Elain’s hands instinctively clung to his broad shoulders as his moved to grab her plush, spanked ass

She squirted like a threatened squid on the fourth impaling, writhing, panting and screaming Lucien’s name into his ear. He followed her lead, as he always does and came deep, deep insider her, a ragged rendition of her name on his tongue.

“You feel bananas.” Lucien declared, his warm hands smoothing up her back as she puddled atop him.

“Hah?” Elain hoarsely voiced her confusion.

“Oh yanno,” he murmured- she did not, nonetheless he continued sing-songily, “B-a-n-a-n-a-s.” The cheer quieting on each letter.

She snorted (from laughter, don’t do drugs kids) and cozied her smiling face into her dorky boyfriend’s neck.

He was tight like a Nun more faithful to her Kegel routine than her Lord and Savior, Azriel thought in what he hoped was the least blasphemous way to do so, as he battle-rammed into his Full Nelson’d boyfriend.

Eris’s arms clung back onto Azriel’s restricting biceps, his legs flailing aimlessly amid Azriel’s wild- rabid pace.

Her tits were like his dreams: sensual, comforting; Yet they also resembled his nightmares, climate change and melting peaks.

Her hair coiled relentlessly, seemingly unaffected by the wind and unfrazzled by humidity. It always reminded Lucien of how resilient Elain was. Another was how tight her pussy always felt.

I hope you giggled and/or the handcuffs are furry 🤭💗 @the-darkestminds @nus4y @astro-h0e-4azris @jules-writes-stories @mistandmemories @fourteentrout @iftheshoef1tz @chunkypossum @makinglongwordsslutty @mudandmire @brunetterebel010 @neciebee @talibunny30 @buffy-vanserra @thesourcabbage @fingerpoppingood @pippsmcgee 💗💗 please lmk if you’d wanna be notified/horrified-asap for next week’s extras 🤭

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Outtakes Tuesday

It unfortunately or fortunately happens to be that sometimes sentences or paragraphs become a tad too bizarre to make the very low bar to enter my fics 🤭

Below are just random small snippets without much context that didn’t make the cut or I needed to get outta my brain and into words to torture you all with me; solidarity, right? 💗

Next Week 💗

Azriel whined, high and somehow still needy as he came almost violently, shooting stripes like a murkily filled water gun and covered the window like he’d been paid to take it out. It appeared someone also paid him to try and take out Eris’s dick, the vice grip he had on him felt lethal.

Eris’s chocolate starfish felt as constricting as a Chinese finger trap on its extension. Azriel pulled his hips back, withdrawing his blunt and girthy water rifle before slamming it back inside Eris’s gummy walls.

Eris’s nails anchored in the toned, tan flesh of Azriel’s back, raking up and down as Azriel moved, creating bloody strips as a memento of their coitus.

“Oh, yes, just about there bucko, that’s a lad.”

”Ah, Ah, Ah, Shut Up Eris, fruity Brit.”

His fleshy cucumber pierced her velvety channel, the pulsing heat stole a guttural moan from his lips. She felt fantabulous, glorious, too good to be legal- it was though, for all records.

She was so tight it seemed like she was trying to skin his dick, he’d already been circumcised and figured he’d opt out, pulling back out till only his top remained and pouring lube on the exposed part of his dick to slick the gripping way.

Who to tag and slightly but affectionally jumpscare.. @the-darkestminds @astro-h0e-4azris @nus4y @jules-writes-stories @fourteentrout @mistandmemories @fingerpoppingood @pippsmcgee @mudandmire @queercontrarian @makinglongwordsslutty @iftheshoef1tz @chunkypossum I hope you all enjoyed/your therapy bills get lost in the mail 😘

[thesourcabbage]

Azriel found it a Herculean task not to fill Eris’s hot, slick Autumn bussy like a cannoli

I want this line tattooed on my body.

(these outtakes are everything. you must read.)

Outtakes Tuesday

Another Tuesday, another opportunity to try and make at least one person regret learning how to read 🤭💗

Last Week | Next Week

Hot sand bit into Eris’s bare knees as he kneeled before Azriel in a particularly secluded area of the nude beach.

Azriel was audaciously large, in the way you aggressively express finding something adorable, Eris felt like chomping down ferally, out of lust or maybe deleria- Eris’s brain has been receiving very little oxygen, very little aside for Azriel’s blunt built-in weaponry.

Lucien had never been into feet.

Human hooves, the lower set of phalanges, clean-shaven hobbit thumpers, whatever you wanna call them, they’d never tickled Lucien’s fancy to put it kindly.

To put it realistically, Lucien would’ve always rather gone dumpster diving than suck a toe.

Until Elain got that fucking anklet.

A delicate gold chain with a dangling L in a loopy script to match her necklace. He went to inspect gleefully, holding her leg up proudly, and bent somewhat awkwardly on the couch.

He left a petal-soft kiss above her ankle bone, smooching his way down until he ran his hot tongue across the cool chain and without thinking he took the small charm in between his teeth and felt the small rhinestones with his tongue, savoring the metallic taste and hitch of Elain’s breath.

“So pretty,” he murmured as he released his initial with a grin, continuing his sloppy trail down to Elain’s smooth heel.

He lost himself worshipping every inch of the soft skin of her left foot. Awareness came crashing back to him when he let out a groan as he licked up the bottom of Elain’s foot.

Lucien still wasn’t into feet, but apparently exceptions could be made, he reasoned as he took her pedicured pinky toe past his salivating lips.

He felt so fucking good, Azriel found it a Herculean task not to fill Eris’s hot, slick Autumn bussy like a cannoli on the third pistoning of his hips.

Eris was clawing Azriel’s back and moaning like a banshee faking an orgasm for their partner’s ego.

Azriel’s ego was astronomic knowing Eris wasn’t faking. Couldn’t be from the telling way Eris was crashing towards his finish; Eris’s constricting, nearly juicing channel was spasming and the pretty cock low against his stomach was pulsing.

Azriel’s fleshy meat hammer erupted inside Eris’s slutty ass, just as Eris cumbusted.

Eris pushed him back against the back of the seat with splayed fingers on his bare pecs. He had stripped Azriel as soon as he walked through their front door.

He may or may not have been a bit desperate. Only slightly. Like only barely tweaking for his husband’s cock. Barely.

He straddled Az with barely restrained glee, rocking his hard, naked length against Azriel’s.

He slipped a hand behind himself to remove the small, matte black plug, the placeholder was tossed to the floor, Azriel chuckled and brought his hands to Eris’s hips.

Eris spit into his hand and grabbed Az’s dick like a joystick.

“Mm, fuck that’s good,” Az groaned as Eris pumped him slowly, tightly, getting him hard enough to take out an eye.

Not flush enough for Azriel though, no, Az ground up into Eris’s goddamn guts, trying to tickle his kidney apparently.

Eris smirked, “Just you wait,” he raised his hips, positioning his eager hole above Azriel’s slick, flushed tip and sank down smoothly, one slow drag down until their pelvises were flush.

“Ahhh fuck Azriel, so good, harder,” Eris pleaded with zero concern for his wellbeing and a dire need to be wrecked asap.

“Slurpinator 3000. After four years of dating, my contact in your phone is SLURPINATOR THREE THOUSAND!?” His carrot-topped brat’s hands flailed exasperatedly.

“I mean, you should honestly be flattered,” Azriel tried, to no avail, smoke was practically coming out of his boyfriend’s ears.

“…” Eris looked at him as if he was getting gangbanged by martians.

“Okay, okay.. skill issue?” He aimed for light hearted but he feared he hit the “make Eris wanna scream” jackpot instead.

“I don’t think that’s how that’s meant to be used, dork”

“Fine, ‘Prince Fat Ass <3’ it is,” Az decreed.

Ah, well, horrid as some of that was I hope you enjoyed or at the very least I stole some giggles 😈

BOO!/IM SORRY @the-darkestminds @jules-writes-stories @astro-h0e-4azris @nus4y @fingerpoppingood @chunkypossum @makinglongwordsslutty @queercontrarian @mudandmire @mistandmemories @fourteentrout @iftheshoef1tz @thesourcabbage @brunetterebel010 @pippsmcgee @buffy-vanserra 🤭🤭🤭

[the-darkestminds]

SLURPINATOR 3000

Outtakes Tuesday

Another Tuesday, another opportunity to try and make at least one person regret learning how to read 🤭💗

Last Week | Next Week

Hot sand bit into Eris’s bare knees as he kneeled before Azriel in a particularly secluded area of the nude beach.

Azriel was audaciously large, in the way you aggressively express finding something adorable, Eris felt like chomping down ferally, out of lust or maybe deleria- Eris’s brain has been receiving very little oxygen, very little aside for Azriel’s blunt built-in weaponry.

Lucien had never been into feet.

Human hooves, the lower set of phalanges, clean-shaven hobbit thumpers, whatever you wanna call them, they’d never tickled Lucien’s fancy to put it kindly.

To put it realistically, Lucien would’ve always rather gone dumpster diving than suck a toe.

Until Elain got that fucking anklet.

A delicate gold chain with a dangling L in a loopy script to match her necklace. He went to inspect gleefully, holding her leg up proudly, and bent somewhat awkwardly on the couch.

He left a petal-soft kiss above her ankle bone, smooching his way down until he ran his hot tongue across the cool chain and without thinking he took the small charm in between his teeth and felt the small rhinestones with his tongue, savoring the metallic taste and hitch of Elain’s breath.

“So pretty,” he murmured as he released his initial with a grin, continuing his sloppy trail down to Elain’s smooth heel.

He lost himself worshipping every inch of the soft skin of her left foot. Awareness came crashing back to him when he let out a groan as he licked up the bottom of Elain’s foot.

Lucien still wasn’t into feet, but apparently exceptions could be made, he reasoned as he took her pedicured pinky toe past his salivating lips.

He felt so fucking good, Azriel found it a Herculean task not to fill Eris’s hot, slick Autumn bussy like a cannoli on the third pistoning of his hips.

Eris was clawing Azriel’s back and moaning like a banshee faking an orgasm for their partner’s ego.

Azriel’s ego was astronomic knowing Eris wasn’t faking. Couldn’t be from the telling way Eris was crashing towards his finish; Eris’s constricting, nearly juicing channel was spasming and the pretty cock low against his stomach was pulsing.

Azriel’s fleshy meat hammer erupted inside Eris’s slutty ass, just as Eris cumbusted.

Eris pushed him back against the back of the seat with splayed fingers on his bare pecs. He had stripped Azriel as soon as he walked through their front door.

He may or may not have been a bit desperate. Only slightly. Like only barely tweaking for his husband’s cock. Barely.

He straddled Az with barely restrained glee, rocking his hard, naked length against Azriel’s.

He slipped a hand behind himself to remove the small, matte black plug, the placeholder was tossed to the floor, Azriel chuckled and brought his hands to Eris’s hips.

Eris spit into his hand and grabbed Az’s dick like a joystick.

“Mm, fuck that’s good,” Az groaned as Eris pumped him slowly, tightly, getting him hard enough to take out an eye.

Not flush enough for Azriel though, no, Az ground up into Eris’s goddamn guts, trying to tickle his kidney apparently.

Eris smirked, “Just you wait,” he raised his hips, positioning his eager hole above Azriel’s slick, flushed tip and sank down smoothly, one slow drag down until their pelvises were flush.

“Ahhh fuck Azriel, so good, harder,” Eris pleaded with zero concern for his wellbeing and a dire need to be wrecked asap.

“Slurpinator 3000. After four years of dating, my contact in your phone is SLURPINATOR THREE THOUSAND!?” His carrot-topped brat’s hands flailed exasperatedly.

“I mean, you should honestly be flattered,” Azriel tried, to no avail, smoke was practically coming out of his boyfriend’s ears.

“…” Eris looked at him as if he was getting gangbanged by martians.

“Okay, okay.. skill issue?” He aimed for light hearted but he feared he hit the “make Eris wanna scream” jackpot instead.

“I don’t think that’s how that’s meant to be used, dork”

“Fine, ‘Prince Fat Ass <3’ it is,” Az decreed.

Ah, well, horrid as some of that was I hope you enjoyed or at the very least I stole some giggles 😈

BOO!/IM SORRY @the-darkestminds @jules-writes-stories @astro-h0e-4azris @nus4y @fingerpoppingood @chunkypossum @makinglongwordsslutty @queercontrarian @mudandmire @mistandmemories @fourteentrout @iftheshoef1tz @thesourcabbage @brunetterebel010 @pippsmcgee @buffy-vanserra 🤭🤭🤭