#goose feet

[starpros-sunshine]

You can use a lot of words you know? You don't have to talk yourself around stuff like "It's famous Nazi code for an abbreviation for their popular motto which I won't be repeating here" when you really can just explain that 88 is supposed to represent the Hitler salute because H is the 8th letter in the alphabet? You don't even have to say the words but I mean wouldn't it make more sense to actually explain something instead of vaguely talking around it for some sense of...of what? What's the use in nor calling the thing by it's name? Won't that do more harm than good? I mean if people know they shouldnt do something but don't really know why then they won't take it that serious no?

[healthypetsnacks]

Goose Feet are scrumptious natural treats, high in chondroitin which aids joint health. They make great dental chews for small dogs and are a crunchy snack for larger ones! These dehydrated treats are a hit with our canine customers. They are a perfect alternative to chicken feet for those dogs with an allergy to chicken.

[ducktracy]

HUMOROUS CARTOON TRIVIA OF THE DAY: Porky's Tire Trouble introduces us to the most wonderfully named and designed cartoon dog, Flat Foot Flookey.

said wonderfully named and designed dog is named after the 1938 Slim & Slam hit "The Flat Foot Floogie". WELL. originally, the song was going to be called "The Flat Foot Floozie", but obviously the record company got cold feet at the word floozie and objected to. what they DIDN'T catch/object to is that the lyrics go "a flat foot [floozie] with a floy floy"--floy floy was slang for an STD. obviously the record company was not hip enough to know this. and i am just basking in the delight and knowledge that Porky named his dog after a song about prostitution. especially considering, while i usually adamantly object to the "Porky/Mickey Mouse" comparison, i have aptly seen this cartoon be described as "a Pluto cartoon on acid". the presumed wholesomeness of it all and then just the origins of the name. perfect

[cannibalcreeps]

The Thief and The Clown ---- @delusionaltomato ya girl got robbed

[letoscrawls]

Ovulation is killing me bc why did i spend a whole day thirsting for young John Cusack of all people

[dorsey-m]

Maverick: I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife since I was a little boy.

[angelmush]

omg happy birthday!!! you’re my favorite account on here and seeing your personal posts (bonus if they include goose) make me so happy!!!! wishing you a very joyous next year of life 🩷🩷

oh u r the sweetest ever thank uuu <333 bonus of the enthusiastic old man doing some tricks 4 a single piece of kibble this morning LOL :-)

[blood-red-ocean]

Welcome to my Tumblr!

I'm just an Aussie silly goose who consumes horror at an alarming rate. I haven't used Tumblr regularly for over a decade so this is interesting for me. But! I wanted somewhere to dump my arts, ramblings and most importantly, my fanfics! I'd love it if you swung by to check them out!

My Fanfics Desires of Dimitrescu - Currently Updated Weekly! When you awaken in a dark cellar, covered in blood and surrounded by Moroaica, you will do anything to survive, even if that means becoming a maid for the most dangerous woman you could ever possibly envision.

(The above work is a slow burn work in progress, with some canonic elements but is largely not canon compliant.)

Not Your Typical Love Story - Currently Updated Sporadically, Schedule TBA. You thought for so long that all you wanted to do was please the Entity and escape, but that was before you met her. Now, all you want is her.

(The above work is simply a silly little self indulgent fic which is still finding its feet in terms of plot, but it is one of my proudest works.)

You're A Murderer (I Can't Stay Away) - Currently On Hiatus But Returning in December/January! When a fresh wave of brutal, sudden and inexplicable murders sweeps across the city of New Jersey, beloved nurse Sally Smithson finds it increasingly difficult to put a smile on her patients' faces, let alone her own. When everywhere she looks is someone talking about the killings and the brutality of them, Sally finds solace in a chance meeting with who may possibly be the woman of her dreams - at least, she thought as much. With tensions rising, Sally must make an impossible moral decision - trust the woman she loves, or fear the woman who kills.

(The above work is a slow-burn lovers to enemies story. I am still planning the plot out but it will return on a weekly schedule from late December/early January).

That's all I have so far! If I come up with any more I will add them to the list. If there are any questions or requests, please don't hesitate to ask!

[sweet-milky-tea705]

I feel like mhin's feathers are gonna be white but black feathers would be so cool... welcome back howl movingcastle . For the 100th time

[space-whalesharks]

Cannot believe I just let a man looking at the Canadian Geese he was feeding with such a tenderness that I had to stop in my tracks to watch him convince me that 'dodging goose poop on walks isn't so Awful, actually.'

[wetslug]

Are you open to compliments about your appearance or is that weird?

to b honest id rather not :^)) bc im bad at responding to stuff like that. if u wanna comment on something of mine then hmmm u can tell me ur opinion on my Origami Shelf

[tutuandscoot]

For reference:

[thedragonagelesbian]

'plumping pillows for wounded paladins is one thing' gay. that's a gay thing to say daeran

[qreyert]

i leave my room for 2 seconds and he acts like ive been gone for 15 Years

[punkrockisafulltimejob]

Ow

[jakethedad]

Did pawn swan just flip off Simon 💀💀