#google isnt helping pls

[betterknownas-immortalhd]

If any of yall are versed in modern slang in an american dialect.. can someone tell me what "deer ankles" means? my 16yr old associate said "its givinggg deer ankles" in response to me sending her her schedule?

[kirbythesixth]

question:

how much do you think a full body rigged Vtuber would be

like I'm talkin it detects all my limbs

i just straight up walk off screen and my model goes with me

if you have any google things or articles you can send my way pls do so

[mondstalgia]

A few people have asked so: Louis is 174cm (around 5'8?) and Nat is 186cm (6'1?). Btw Kai is 178cm (5'10?) and Taro is the tallest despite being the youngest with 188cm(6'2?)!

[diggity-didge]

Alright if yall could drop a link to persona 4/5 keychains and phone charms i'd appreciate it ❤️❤️

[chronicallyidiotic]

guys i need help

what happens when you stab a dead person in the heart or just the chest area in general? (for context, about 2 minutes after their heart has stopped beating)

like. do they bleed? if so, what’s the blood movement like? is it sluggish or does it spurt and if not, what would the wound look like?

I SWEAR THIS IS FOR SOMETHING IM WRITING OKAY PLEASE IM NOT GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE

science side of tumblr help me pls

[orbitalbeetle]

omfg i'm going insane trying to find this gif i saw once ok. ok. it's like. studio ghibli i think?? maybe?? and it's a girl running and jumping into a spin hug with a guy on a cliff and the guy nearly falls off the cliff but swings them both away from the edge ok if ANYONE knows what i'm talking about pls lmk i am losing my MARBLES

[nuwuna]

guys.. important question..

how do i explain what a baby girl is to a normie??

[victoria-secret-r3xies]

hi i really want to actually start like... you know, do you have any advice on how to start and not get unmotivated quickly?

Vanessa's official guide on how to not fuck up at yk what.

(Tw obvi)

Okay first random thing I would recommend is decide what d!3t soda you're going to like, or if you don't like a d!3t soda at all and you actually want to be more like a flavored water girl. Trust me this will just make things easier down the line. I remember at the beginning I was so confused on what to drink so this is so random but I just wanted to put that there so that way you don't end up drinking all your daily c@ls like I did 😭😭

Make sure that if you're trying to make friends here do not try to get a stupid coach. There is no point because these are all just crusty old men you do not need that---there's so many people on this side of Tumblr that are actually nice and we'll talk to you and give advice I promise a old man yelling at you for b!nging isnt gonna fix anything.

Then go on any of the websites online and find your daily c@l intake. If you new to r3$triction I would maybeee do 800-900 a day and work your way down. DW about everyone else f@$ting for weeks just start at like 800-900 a day

For the amount of c@ls your eating, try to make it healthy. Trust me there's a whole bunch of sweet treats that you can get for lower c@|ories then normal ones. And also you need PROTEIN. not SUGAR. (I'm kinda yelling at myself lmao I'm a sweet tooth ignore that pls)

SMOOTHIES. they are so good and you can find hundreds of recipes on the internet!!

READ THE CH|C D|3T. THIS HAS BASICALLY ALMOST EVERYTHING YOU ARE EVER GOING TO NEED. If you do not have a copy to this because basically every single physical copy ever has already been sold because the book is now banned try to find a pdf online for free there is a whole bunch of them if you look enough, but if you're being lazy you can just DM me and I will send you a copy of the Google doc. This has uhh EVERYTHING. But if you're too lazy to read the whole entire thing 100% read the one about "bars" so that way you know which protein bars to get

Speaking of protein bars make sure to always have like one or two in your bag. Just in case you end up feeling really dizzy and you're worried you're going to pass out or something I would have one in your bags that way you can urgently eat it at all times.

F@$t|ng can be good. If you can't get a all to it just used to stop watch on your phone and know that it takes 19 hours for ketosis to start AKA your body starts burning your dumbass f@t. Maybe do more research on this because I'm not 100% an expert on here so feel free to correct me people. I would start with maybe a 12 hour one and work your way up. Don't go past 72 unless ur 100% sure you'll be ok. We don't wanna pass out here that's not good for anyone.

Having a #1 th!NSP0 board or person is something that helped me- idk about you I would just go on Pinterest and look up "Wl motivation" so it doesn't flag you and find something.

MAKE MOOTS. TRUST ME #1 ADVICE HERE.

TAKE YOUR DAMN VITAMINS. No I'm not 100% on what vitamins to take here because I myself literally do not take them because I don't have access to them right now. But I know that there's a whole bunch of people who have actually good information about what kind of vitamins to take so--follow their advice not mine because I don't want to accidentally give you crappy advice

This is like really random but like don't stress if your food isn't like organic or aesthetic looking. Trust me 95% of the time fruit is fruit so if it's not some non-GMO organic fruit I promise you'll probably get almost the same health benefits or whatever from fruit (sorry people who are bitches about only eating organic don't yell at me I know it's a difference)

PVRG!NG DOES NOTHING. DO NOT START IT TRUST ME THERE IS NO BENEFITS TO IT (I'm not judging people who are struggling with it right now don't worry ik where your at I'm trying to stop pvrging rn actually I'm not shaming the m!@ people<3) Ik none of this in general is that good but trust me just thr after effects of pvrging is not worth thr half a pound and 1/6 of the ca!s you got rid of

That's about all I have right now. Maybe I'll make a part two

Xoxo ,

Vanessa 🤍🪽

[sommerregenjuniluft]

please share about the marauders mbti types lune <33

now this is just way too broadly formulated i’m gonna go on a YAP adventure and it’s solely ur fault royal

first of all i wanna say how much pandora and evan are the intp & istp siblings duo like PLS!!!!!!!! look me in the eye and tell me pandora invents spells socially awkward hyperfixated bright mind isnt intp and evan gifted duelist hands on learning bitchy ass rosier isnt an istp!!!! okay now that i got this off my chest…… barty estp of course, our chaotic king<3 we cherish him and the vibe that he brings to the function. sirius is always hard to figure out for me for someone reason idk but with some help of bea aka tumblr user @faggylittleleatherboy reincarnated sirius black i found my truth for him as entp aka the charming little shit personality. i knew james was gonna be similar to him and barty so the eventual choice fell on entj (not sure i’m entirely happy with this one yet tho). next up, lily!! that one was harder for me too, i sorta ended up at i/enfj. i feel like lily is pretty ambivert! google claimed she was an esfj and i can see why they would say that but as an aquarius myself i feel the need to point out that we are not practical!! i dont know one aquarius that would prefer being practical over daydreaming/philosophing!!!!! i physically need her to be a witty and charming and creative!!!!

[ikubikutiku]

guys pls does anyone know what that whirly instrument is it goes like wheobebeboebeobebo✨🛎️🔔 and its in the beginning of falsettoland from falsettos what is it called does any1 know

google isnt helping

[sorryimananti-romantic]

yumi i need urgent help

for one of our classes, we have to write the name of our fav author/poet and fav poem/summary of fav book

the thing is

ion have a fav 😭

gimme something that would be teacher-who-thinks-reading-everything-that-isnt-educational-is-brain-rotting approved 😭

LOL responding before all asks bc you said urgent

omgg i have a few suggestions okay for books-- (just search the summary on google i read these a while ago)

no longer human by osamu dazai

the book thief by markus zusak

all the light we cannot see by anthony doerr

to kill a mockingbird by harper lee

or you could go with some classic like a tale of two cities/ wuthering heights/ or anything the teachers would like lmao i prob have more suggestions but i really cannot recall ahh

for poems (not a fan of poems) but maybe sth from

maybe sth from t. s. eliot like the hollow men (thanks to kaya i remember this one lmao)

maybe sth from sylvia plath or ted hughes (i worked on their poems one time so i know a few like ariel by plath which was a memorable one)

for some reason i remember ozymandias from percy bysshe shelley so here's another

if anyone else got suggestions, pls let us know lmao

[cubedmango]

hi!! i just wanted to let you know that i started reading cherry magic in july last year after seeing the anime announced on toyota-sensei's twitter! i couldn't even rlly translate the announcement myself without the help of google translate LMAO but her illustration of them looked so sweet i had to snoop around. more than half a year later. i am no longer normal and my brain is fully rotted over and i think of those two nearly every waking moment!! your art, along with so many others feeds me and your translations are So Appreciated thank you for doing gods work. i usually don't get super involved in fandom or w/e other than consuming fanart or fics so the fact i find myself actually drawing them is so new to me...idk cherry magic really is so refreshing and it's just nice as an adult to see a mature relationship between two working adults. there are callbacks to childhood or childlike behaviors or interests sprinkled throughout the manga's dialogue and i always appreciated how they weren't seen as embarrassing or immature to embrace or learn from as an adult, but encouraged or seen as a valuable part of balancing work, life, and love. idk it's def one of the more subtle and less expanded upon parts of it but i love how adachi's and kurosawa's love of manga, though seen as a children's activity (from how kurosawa thought people saw it) was actually one of their first mutual hobbies. it's also interesting to see how many things about kurosawa's psyche are remnants of ideas probably for a lack of better wording, were taught to him from an early age. his self-image, how he tries to uphold certain societal standards, etc etc. im glad he found refuge in adachi that way. im sorry for rambling for so long but i've just been thinking about these two so much ldks

anon pls u never have to apologize for rambling abt my fav guys of all time, u should actually talk w me about them more i want to hear ur thoughts !! the eng speaking fandom isnt that big (or at least i dont get to interact w a lot of ppl personally) but its fun making art and doing the translations for my blorbos so im happy other ppl enjoy it too 🥺

and yess everything u said abt the childlike/immature stuff krdc enjoy like the fact that their interest in manga and stuff is never made fun of or anything (which would be ironic anyway since theyre In a manga themselves fdkjskf) but actually one of the things that gets them closer is So good augh?? (also spoilers for the radio drama if u havent seen it yet, but to me one of the best changes they made was changing the port scenes setting to an anime con instead like Yeah!! theyre little nerd guys of course theyd attend a con!!!! that plus how they both like watching animated movies and playing games too like its a very specific thing to Me but that relatability w stuff i do myself makes them both feel a lot more human? if that makes sense)

also w kurosawas whole deal its Definitely a longterm thing hes had for a while, and in canon its mostly been his friendships/relationships that affected him (probs the most clear in ch45 my beloved) but from the way the meeting w his parents went theres for sure a lot of parental/family pressure involved too?? this is going into hc territory but i have like a whole Thing brewing in my head about kurosawas and maris relations w their parents and how that affected their self image and all growing up too and i rlly wanna make stuff for it someday (idk if anyone would be interested but id probably do it regardless so fkdjksjfk)

[nonbinary-weirdo]

Yandere chaggastor: the hotel wouldn't be called "hazbin hotel" but the original idea, "happy hotel" due to showing their smiles to the residents.

Heres Vaggies smile:

(Pls someone tell me who the original artist is???!! Google image search thingy isnt helping!! All it does is show this on an ai chat platform and a fandom wiki page 'Sweet Dreams' under "Homosexual joke")

But yeah thats yandere Vaggies grin.

Seriously she'd sing 'Hide and Seek' if you're her victim in hiding.

Yandere!Charlie would be very overexcited and have random mood swings and just cant stop giggling!

Yandere!Alastor is quick to anger if you dont go along with them.

[the-kipsabian]

Ayo! Greetings! I hope you are doing pretty well! I’m really sorry for asking this as I’m truly in dire need of help. My cat needs some immediate help for her surgery so I’m trying to raise some funds for her. If you have some spare time, please check it out the post that I have pinned for her, and if you feel it in your heart to help, please do us the favor by boosting the post or share it! Even if you cannot donate, spreading the word is definitely more than enough. Thank you for your kindness, and so sorry again for being this direct! <33

//update they blocked me instantly so hey anyone peeping this post or in their url tag just know this is a scam :) stay safe out there kids

you know what i feel in my heart

fuck no 🙏❤

hey kids, lets play a game of spot a scam again!! (im copying the message ive replied with before here and the original is at the bottom if you wish to reblog that one :) just editing this a bit here to show the new stuff they are putting out there in this very message yay!!)

okay this is literally the same story ive seen before at least three times. its word to word the same. youre not even trying

reblogging ONLY FROM ORIGINAL SOURCES posts in the past two days so :)

also they try to act more human with a decent description and likes and follows turned off. dont try hun

their only original post as far as i scrolled (which admittedly wasnt very far as its obvious this is a scam lol) is the donation post. unsurprisingly

ive said it before and i’ll say it again - they seem to target people in similar positions that they are supposedly in, trying to pluck that sympathy cord with “your pet is sick so you are sensitive and know how this feels”. this isnt my case rn but i obviously have posted cat photos and i have a donation ko-fi link in my pinned post sssoooo

“pls consider answering this ask privately” lmao so what people dont know youre a scammer? NEXT (this isnt in this ask surprisingly, but im leaving it in here cause they do this occasionally still)

a simple search even within tumblr tells you people already know about this. the account, the story and the cat. you aint fooling anymore

if unsure kids, ask a friend and google things 👍 reverse image search, for example, is your best friend!! also googling the latter half of the given paypal name reveals immediately that this is a scam. plastered all over the first search page lmao

also kids, in case youre asking “well what bad could a one little me reblogging a post even if its a scam do if i dont donate :/” 1. im sorry what and 2. it makes them look legitimate which they are not. the more notes the more trusted the source cause tumblr is full of idiots (sorry not sorry ive been here for over 11 years i know what people are like) plus you put your friends, mutuals and followers in a risk of participating in a scam. and have your name associated with it as well. do i need to go on?

anyways hi go report this blog and always be hesitant if someone you dont know asks you for donations like this. unless its a beloved mutual on your dash, reconsider. stay safe, thanks 💜

looking forward to being blocked immediately after posting this, but i’ll be sure to report you for a scam. :) also fuck you for using someone elses poor cat and their situation to literally scam good natured people out of money, what the fuck is wrong with you

peace and love, fuck you ✌💜

[ellecdc]

Hi ellie, i sent you a text about what do you do if your cat is in heat and she isnt spayed idk if ur gonna see it soon BUT PLS ANSWER I NEED HELP IDK WHAT TO DO☹️

Hi bestie. I’m currently in class, if u need an immediate answer I recommend google or calling a vet for advice, otherwise I’ll get back to you later! 🫶

[ajstaria]

Cough cough hello everybody

i am here to ask

What the absolute FUCK is a graviton energetic and a magnetic energetic 😭😭😭

Google isnt helping, graviton is too big of a word for me, I SHOULDVE PAID ATTENTION TO THE LORE 😟🧎‍♀️

Also, if xavier was a contra fire elemental, why was there an ice thingy on his thumbnail 😔

PLS SOMEONE DUMB IT DOWN FOR ME 🙁🙁🙁🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏