#goofy headcanons

[bluewolfangel01]

I will die on the headcanon hill that Yuu and Grim are each other's emotional support animal.

I feel like they would have an emotional breakdown if their counterpart wasn't by their side or at least close by.

[ticenchantedtoc]

do you have any headcanon about if batb was set in 1991 (or just the 90s in general) since thats when the movie came out? like same plot for the franchise but its the 90s (and just for the sake of convinence, pretend france still has a monarchy)

Hmm I don't have any headcanons for this specifically, but I've had my self-indulgent headcanons for the cast if they grew up in the 90s or 2000s.

Lumiere is 100% a scrunchie guy, probably had a silly bandz phase (which frustrated his grandmother to no end). Kept his mp3 player long after the print on the buttons wore off. He eventually sucked it up and started using spotify, but he still whines about how the mp3 had better vibes~

Babette had a Wattpad account and wrote terrible self-insert boy band fanfic as a preteen. This is her greatest secret to her day. Type of girl who would do her eyeliner in the high school bathroom, God help you if you walk in on her because she'll insist she can do yours if you want!

Cogsworth was the kid whose closest friend was the librarian. Read all of the Warrior cats books as they came out, probably doodled on the back of his quizzes when he finished early. Had the cleanest bedroom, but only because he really liked to organize things in a specific way and had a tendency to collect "junk." Absolutely owned one of those fluffy pink diaries with the tiny keys.

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[techutones]

Guys what if

[angelfangs-666]

gay

[clownputo]

Someone help this poor girl

Fun fact: a good chunk of animals are colorblind with hedgehogs being said to not see red well

[liatheevilone]

Since I love headcanons so much.. Bradley calls Max every day during his morning routine and gossips, (Max has no idea what Bradley is talking about, but he just loves listening to his boyfriend's voice)

[munsondjarin]

eddie starts to do more accents after noticing how much it makes you giggle. he’ll start ordering pizza in a british accent when you’re at the trailer for movie night. when he catches you drifting off while studying, he’s quick to break in a high pitched valley girl accent as he reads “what was like the primary goal of the confederacy in fighting the civil war?” when he notices you trying to hide your smile he continues his theatrics. “whats your damage? do you like want to fail this test?” he’ll break into a french accent when you cook together, he even drew a moustache with a sharpie once (had to go to school the next day with it on since it wouldn’t come off and he didn’t break out of the accent till it fully came off). when he picks you up for school he greets you in a pirate accent, but sometimes it’s a southern one. it somehow never gets old and he’s rewarded with your smile every time.

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[cherryvampiro]

Lil goofy doodle dump ✌🏽💕😊💕

[queruloustea]

he's got two hats now (ghost is very impressed that he's not been explode-ified yet) :)

[eyes-of-nine]

do I ship them? not really???maybe idk but 1) I needed someone for this to work 2) I do enjoy making LQQ suffer 3) it would be kinda funny ngl

[geekylled]

Ken Sato, outfielder for the Yomiuri Giants, comes clean about giant spending habits!

In a recent interview, All-Star player Kenji Sato confessed to spending absurd amounts of money on grossly large sports memorabilia— mostly his own.

“I have a good, totally plausible reason for it,” Sato had plead, unconvincingly.

Sato bat an average of .420 last season, which puts him among the best. “It’s— ugh. Hm. Erm. It’s.” Unfortunately, he struck out severely in attempting to explain his spending habits.

“Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!” Sato swore, but then refused to give exact numbers in terms of pricing for those who may want to “try it”.

For the readers not in the know, a 15-foot recreation of Sato’s jersey recently went viral when commission details were leaked to the public. Our interviewer asked for a comment concerning the jersey, to which Sato is quoted to have said: “Well. I guess you can say I have a pretty big fan.”

[akai-akai]

tf141 assisting in a drug bust, except the drugs get lit on fire and they're accidentally breathing in the fumes and getting high as fucking balls.

Johnny is MIA, chased some fucking wild animal off into the brush and he's not answering comms.

Kyle is having a crisis, nearly in tears as he yells "I promised my mum I'd never do drugs!!" at the ground as if it's the dirt's fault he's fucking baked.

Simon is sitting on the ground, head in his hands, not speaking a word and sitting so still he could be mistaken for a highly realistic mannequin.

John is squinting at each of them, can't focus his eyes, blurting out "where the fuck is Soap?" after doing the 9th headcount. Doesn't realize he's been leaning way off to the side and tilting his head with each headcount until he almost loses his balance.

And Laswell. Poor Laswell. She's directing the extraction team with minimal help from any of these idiots, pinching the bridge of her nose and wondering how much paperwork this is going to end up in.

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based on that one video of the news reporter high as fuck as a ton of drugs are burning behind him, it's one of my favorite news videos

[angelfangs-666]